Chocolate-from-Every-Orifice Man

akwok · 5 months

Pants are suspiciously clean...

labtec6 · 5 months

I was in the bathroom at work and burst out laughing. Everyone outside the bathroom wanted to know what was so funny. Someone yelled out "saw your penis did you?"

LukeLukez · 5 months

Haha! I like it. What's that from?

tgwombat · 5 months

Reminds me of a TMCM character. http://www.tmcm.com/tmcm/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/005_much.jpg

tdrules · 5 months

I laugh at things in /r/wtf but go wtf at most things on /r/funny, you confuse me reddit

Talpostal · 5 months

GARG

TheSkiFreeYeti · 5 months

The first post ever to make me actually burst out laughing at work!

tzneetch · 5 months

reminds me of skeleton jelly

davers84 · 5 months

Reminds me of Whose Line's Superheroes.

Pichaky · 5 months

Was I the only one who read the first bubble as "Butt-chocolate-from-every oriface man?

heimlich1017 · 5 months

This is gold, Jerry, gold!

NerdyLadi · 5 months

I picture the Ghastly Grinner episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark. So many nightmares.

shadow321337 · 5 months

They used to use chocolate syrup in black and white movies as a stand-in for blood, because on the film it looked the same color and has a similar consistency. One of the most notable examples is the shower scene from Psycho.

I can't help but see blood coming from every orifice.

medicineboy · 5 months

Remember boys: chocolate melts in your mouth, not your hand.

bbacher · 5 months

It reminds me of the neverending roll call from the old normalman comic.

tittans · 5 months

this post caused me to be asked to leave during my last day of class by my least favorite professor for laughing too hard/loud (was on reddit before class, couldn't stop thinking about this post). not sure whether to yell at op or thank him...

HairlessSasquatch · 5 months

He's the hero mankind needs but not the one we deserve.

Just don't eat the chocolate

woahmanitsme · 5 months

This is the most wonderful yet terrifying idea for a superhero

ryanvoyles1 · 5 months

What the FUCK did I just look at?

Buried_Dolls · 5 months

Lost it. I'm done.

ryanjapan · 5 months

Chocolate from every hole might be interesting if you could...dammit what am I thinking?! That is weird!

Sherlock--Holmes · 5 months

There's something wrong with you people.

Kirthan · 5 months

I don't know what I was expecting when I clicked on that, but it was not that. Though it should have been.

asdfadfasdfas · 5 months

TIL eyes are orifices.

Emkultra · 5 months

Read this while pooping first thing in the morning. Day = Made

namegoesinhere · 5 months

Older than the hills, but i will upvote it everytime.

Hal_Nein_Thousand · 5 months

It's like Ebola-Man, only less popular among vampires!

blorcit · 5 months

This made me laugh way harder than it should have.

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