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[–]greg0ry 257 points258 points ago*

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Lost it at "YOU RACK DISCIPRINE"

[–]EternalMintCondition 131 points132 points ago

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Oh God, "WHAT WHAT TALLY HO" screwed me over big time

[–]TheyCallMeTravis 29 points30 points ago

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I half expected England to be "'bout that time, eh chaps." "Right-oh."

Still funny as hell though.

[–]0takuSharkGuy 12 points13 points ago

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And Russia would be like "AHHH MOTHERLAND!!!!"

[–]Plasmaman 5 points6 points ago

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God knows how many times I've watched that, and never understood what the Russians said.

[–]0takuSharkGuy 0 points1 point ago

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Took me forever too. My friend eventually told me

[–]theh4t 3 points4 points ago

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Same here man.

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[–]WhatWeAllWantToSay 9 points10 points ago

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no, it shouldn't have.

[–]SeeEmTrollin 1 point2 points ago

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I agree with you even though I don't know what he said. Because, you know, it's what we all want to say.

[–]Strug-ga-ling 32 points33 points ago

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It had me at "the juice from yurop." Sounds disturbingly delicious...

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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made from concentrate?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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In-between child molesters and people that talk in the theater?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yup. Right there.

[–]DUMPRINGS 9 points10 points ago

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Oh god I can't contain myself. At the Chipotle I work at we started calling everything dumpring: Chicken dumpring, beef dumpring, fried dumpring steam dumpring and what have you. I then came up with the idea that when we are all rich and famous in three months that we would open up a restaurant called DUMPRINGS. We will only have fried duprings and steam dumprings, we won't even have drinks. Just dumprings, and every employee will speak engrish.

[–]Suddenly_Boobs 24 points25 points ago

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[–]good_ideas 7 points8 points ago

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NSFW

[–]Suddenly_Boobs -1 points0 points ago

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I'm sorry I thought I put the NSFW in there.

But really who does like some boobs around the workplace?

NSFW

[–]TheyCallMeTravis 1 point2 points ago

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This man has a point...

I'd actually think about getting a job if [attractive] women walked around topless all the time.


Sidenote: Link is broken. You accidentally a "z" at the end of the URL.

[–]Suddenly_Boobs 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Suddenly_Boobs 4 points5 points ago

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NSFW btw.

[–]DropbearNinja 1 point2 points ago

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Sure she is, she's wearing a hard hat - safety first!

[–]Suddenly_Boobs 0 points1 point ago

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[–]rates_Suddenly_Boobs 0 points1 point ago

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2/10

[–]rates_Suddenly_Boobs 0 points1 point ago

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0/10

[–]Batman_Von_Suparman2 0 points1 point ago

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Greatest. Account. Ever. Of all time.

[–]Darkaim9110 0 points1 point ago

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that was a nice thing to do Mr. Sir

[–]CraziiSexyIdiota 0 points1 point ago

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REEEREEE NSFW

[–]rates_Suddenly_Boobs 0 points1 point ago

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5/10

[–]I_utilize_Caps_Lock -1 points0 points ago

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Hopefully you don't betray my love for boobs by posting man tits...

[–]Suddenly_Boobs 9 points10 points ago

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[–]f03nix 6 points7 points ago

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YOU RACK DISCIPRINE

[–]cbung 2 points3 points ago

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reminds me of arnocorps more than anything =/

[–]hillbillyesq 3 points4 points ago

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DURR HURR JAPAN

[–]Ipwncarter 0 points1 point ago

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I rack arot of disciprine

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[–]Senjiroh 10 points11 points ago

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That's not sex, they're just gay cuddling.

[–]Yiff_All_Day -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]Osmodius 9 points10 points ago

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The first one was curiosity but I can't explain why I clicked the second one.

[–]popejupiter 5 points6 points ago

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My first thought after clicking it was "why the fuck did I click this?"

[–]DrDWayneLove 2 points3 points ago

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I can't explain why I clicked that.

[–]VitaminDprived 1 point2 points ago

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...I don't know what I expected.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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After this I agree with deadmirth. You, sir are getting a shiny new tag.

[–]Deadmirth 2 points3 points ago

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Welp. That earns you a tag.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Why in the fuck did I click on that

[–]jackskidney -1 points0 points ago

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have you found it yet?

[–]NickTheHalfling 48 points49 points ago

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WHAT WHAT TALLY HO!

[–]Nicholas339 15 points16 points ago

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Hmmm seems legit. Now to go pass that history exam in the morning!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Gonna need proof of you answering one of your exam questions with "YOU RACK DISCIPRINE!"

[–]joss33 7 points8 points ago

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[PROOF]

[–]mQller 5 points6 points ago

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Legit

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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works for me.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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"It seems like all of your answers on this exam are nothing more than the rantings and ravings of a mad man. Would you care to explain yourself?"

"I wanted reddit to like me."

[–]joss33 1 point2 points ago

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NOPE! Zero on the final!

[–]ianthekid 29 points30 points ago

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And the Australians were like "WTF mate?"

[–]cailin_gaditana 25 points26 points ago

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YES! I hadn't thought about that in years. (Even though nobody should need it, link for the lazy.)

[–]Twad 8 points9 points ago

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We were more like: "England is at war, therefore we are at war." While the US was twiddling its enormous thumbs.

[–]KaiserMessa 5 points6 points ago

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Pshhh we fought a war so we WOULDN'T be obliged to help them fix their mistakes. We didn't make them draft the Treaty of Versailles! We told'em nothin' good would come of it but did they listen to us? Nooooooooooo...

[–]fairebelle 2 points3 points ago

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fuckin' kangaroos.

[–]lordofALLsquirrels 15 points16 points ago

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My favorite part of the story is that I can't personally disprove any of it. Historical records? No, that's just C'thulhu throwing you off the trail!

[–]CBSniper 4 points5 points ago

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It's like Christianity all over again!

[–]iamesauce 4 points5 points ago

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This guy needs to teach history classes.

[–]nonamer18 4 points5 points ago

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Guy's, he's a help, the first of his kind.

[–]zbowman 35 points36 points ago

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Everything about this screams 4chan... and I like it.

[–]BoatLiker1488 10 points11 points ago

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4chan is funny, actually.

[–]lisa-needs-braces 8 points9 points ago

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reddit tries so hard to fit in with the cool websites sometimes.

[–]tapplewhack 16 points17 points ago

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Would just like to point out that it was Japan that was like "DURRR HURRR AMERACUH" first.

[–]pakron 11 points12 points ago

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Didn't you hear? Pearl Harbor was an inside job.

[–]DarrelSirens 6 points7 points ago

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Oh here we go

[–]daidandyy 2 points3 points ago

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Okay. I can go to bed with a smile now.

[–]jackskidney 2 points3 points ago

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This is absurd, everyone knows Cthulu will destroy the Earth through a great deluge and not fire.

[–]NarglesEverywhere 2 points3 points ago

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Close Enough!

I hear those Nazi Parties got pretty wild back in the day, too.

[–]Uses_Old_Memes 3 points4 points ago

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I love how "Yurop" and "juice" are spelled compared to the impeccable "C'thulhu." (Although I'm unsure about the apostrophe- anybody care to clarify?)

[–]karanj 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah no apostrophe necessary.

[–]Uses_Old_Memes 2 points3 points ago

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[–]epicpotatofrussia 1 point2 points ago

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Any more? I can simply not get enough of these!

[–]homeyG75 1 point2 points ago

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Whoa. You know what's weird?

I had never clicked this link today and it was already purple...

Are you really that lazy? You could have at least changed the link.

[–]science_is_best_verb 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty damn accurate.

[–]Aiskhulos 1 point2 points ago

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Ain't no party like the Nazi party!

[–]brolaire 1 point2 points ago

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Why is nothing in this subreddit ever funny?

[–]xXDragonKillKingXx 1 point2 points ago

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Repost...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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yurop

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This doesn't contain much humor

[–]Honestgeek 3 points4 points ago

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Anyone else read this in Christopher Walken's voice?

[–]masreniart 1 point2 points ago

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I read this in the voice of Jeremy from Pure Pwnage.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone not?

[–]foomprekov 1 point2 points ago

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I bet you fuckers didn't think I could grammar Nazi this, but he should have said "like the Phoenix.'

[–]b3tzy 7 points8 points ago

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And "Glad to be of help"

[–]ReadsTextManiacally 1 point2 points ago*

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[–]tekdemon 2 points3 points ago

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Why are all the countries' accents English sounding?

[–]SyntaxTheFourth 1 point2 points ago

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You there. I like you.

[–]smithhappens12 0 points1 point ago

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The title sounds sarcastic and according to my religion this is exactly what happened

[–]manualfocus 0 points1 point ago

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the juice

[–]RadioactiveClownsSux 0 points1 point ago

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Why not zoidberg

[–]lolaelleSTAR 0 points1 point ago

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We just learned that in school! Maybe your chat friend was one of my dumb friends?

[–]asevarte 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else read that in the "End of ze world" voice?

[–]pacman20 0 points1 point ago

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This reminded me of an old youtube video, and in the quest to find it, I stumbled upon this gem

[–]BoatLiker1488 0 points1 point ago

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Wacky, random, and total epic win. You, good sir, may have ALL my upvotes.

[–]Hector_Kur 0 points1 point ago

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Thankfully the Un came along and un-nazi'd the world.

[–]go4x4it 0 points1 point ago

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I read it in this voice

[–]Jspanky84 -1 points0 points ago

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This just made my entire night and then some! OH god I just lost it! thanks for the laughs!!!

[–]HitboxOfASnail -1 points0 points ago

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The "What What Tally Ho" killed me.

[–]LinkisSexy -1 points0 points ago

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Lol we rose from the ashes like a Phoenix

[–]Dizzumz -1 points0 points ago

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Not really that funny. Just about sums up the intellectual mindset of most people on reddit though.

[–]LancerSykera -1 points0 points ago

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Isn't this 1+ years old?

[–]CaptainRallie -1 points0 points ago

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There's no apostrophe in Cthulhu...

[–]Jorudo89 -1 points0 points ago

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I love how in an American timeline of events the Battle of Britain never happened.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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hahahah YOU RACK DISIPRENE &WHAT WHAT TALLY HO god thats funny

[–]youneversawme -1 points0 points ago

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Let me 'splain ... No, is too much

[–]qoga -1 points0 points ago

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because FUCKING RUSSIA WAS ALL LIKE

"FUUUUUUUUCK YOU"

[–]hackysack -1 points0 points ago

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That wasn't even remotely funny.

[–]Silverswimmer -1 points0 points ago

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This guy used his phone and his computer to find himself on omegle then talked to himself.