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[–]chocaholic76 19 points20 points ago

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I believe this is called the uppercunt.

[–]Wikwak 31 points32 points ago

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Wham bam, right in the clam.

[–]Seanjohn2800 17 points18 points ago

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Dismay in the vajayjay

[–]Mr_Moogles 15 points16 points ago

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Haymaker to the Babymaker

[–]meristematic 7 points8 points ago

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Bash to the snatch

[–]Firehawkws7 3 points4 points ago

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C-C-C-C-CLAMBO BREAKER!

[–]FadedPoster 1 point2 points ago

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Box that box. (Yo dawg)

[–]SimilarImage 42 points43 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
7 months Slakter Falcon Punch to the vagina! here 44 32
2 months Masian Falcon Punch!!! /r/gifs 9 27
10 months grdlock How not to use a falcon to pickup women /r/reddit.com 6 15

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[–]Thecobra117 21 points22 points ago

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Falcon..... REPOST

[–]asnof 3 points4 points ago

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new to me and thats what matters....that and cats

[–]Thecobra117 0 points1 point ago

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That's fine, just had a nice line all prepared

[–]Battlesheep 0 points1 point ago

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2 months is acceptable

[–]NickDouglas 19 points20 points ago

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I'd say this was funny the first million times, but it wasn't.

[–]KittyWitty 4 points5 points ago

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Fisting, i think your doing it wrong.

[–]ListerStorm569 1 point2 points ago

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CUNT PUNT

[–]Battlesheep 1 point2 points ago

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CLIT CRIT!

[–]naftidder 27 points28 points ago

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Switch the genders, send to Americas funniest home videos, then it's funny and not sexual abuse. lol lol ಠ_ಠ

[–]JeremiahRossini 0 points1 point ago

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[–]BTAA4TD 5 points6 points ago

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I bet that knocked a tooth out.

[–]Willyjwade 1 point2 points ago

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Well do a role reversal if the genders were reversed would you laugh? If so there is nothing wrong with laughing that's how equality works.

[–]IFartConfetti 0 points1 point ago

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And that's how you help remove a tampon kids.

[–]VonMeatstein 0 points1 point ago

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You get an upvote! I just played Super smash brothers fo the 64 system last night! It was soooo fun to play again.

[–]fr0s7ii 0 points1 point ago

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Right in the baby maker!

[–]stefeyboy 0 points1 point ago

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That's when you realize your date has a penis...

[–]baseballkid21 -2 points-1 points ago

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Everyone knows that if you punch a woman in the vagina she won't get pregnant.

[–]LieutenantShineySide -1 points0 points ago

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That only works on snails you flubberbastard

[–]thuhnc -2 points-1 points ago

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My god. I read it in his voice, too.

[–]Officer_Friendly -2 points-1 points ago

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this makes me want to falcon punch someone

[–]aceoftrachs -3 points-2 points ago

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AKA the cuntch.

[–]crithosceleg -1 points0 points ago

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Dear Zeus, that's got to hurt....