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[–]Old-Ben-Kenobi 1 point2 points ago

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For a second there I was worried that cats were one step closer to gaining super powers. Now I can rest easy.

[–]PumpValve 0 points1 point ago

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we don't link to SA do we?

[–]tchske 0 points1 point ago

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Obvious?

[–]flojito 0 points1 point ago

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I looked through all of those and didn't see the one OP linked. I also couldn't find a "sequel" Something Awful post. So if there is another thread of these, can somebody link me?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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They have always done a photoshop friday in the forum, then they pull some of the better ones out to write an article with. It's probably in the original thread.

[–]Erkel85 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't it pretty obvious? All her info have colourful borders except the battery pic.

[–]flojito 0 points1 point ago

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I know that it's fake. I just wanted to see some more (if there are any) because the ones that marlo_smefner linked are so funny.

[–]White_Oak_Doors 24 points25 points ago

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Cat wins right?

[–]aidsburger[S] 16 points17 points ago

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I don't know, looks like a car battery was used. Possibly the makings of a serial killer.

[–]flinxsl 11 points12 points ago

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I'm feline sorry for the poor cat.

[–]phD_in_Random 14 points15 points ago

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I'd like to believe it wasn't too catastrophic.

[–]ShakeNBakey 5 points6 points ago

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That pun was just pawful

[–]Psicrow 8 points9 points ago

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Stop this right meow.

[–]noddegamra 5 points6 points ago

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But I found the purrfect chance to join.

[–]jkats14 0 points1 point ago

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What is the claws for all of these jokes?

[–]dietbroccoli -2 points-1 points ago

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Cat-related pun.

[–]Pookies27 3 points4 points ago

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The results were shocking

[–]Theredroman -1 points0 points ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]TheRedComet 0 points1 point ago

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It both wins and loses until you check

[–]yellowtag 5 points6 points ago

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This kid looks just like the kid on my street and it sounds like something he would do. Also a while ago his mom took in about 5 stray cats of which I've only seen one in the recent year.

Coincidence?

[–]Leraxe 3 points4 points ago

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Coincidence? No. Have you ever done an experiment before? You can't get an "A" without multiple test subjects.

[–]yangx 3 points4 points ago

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Poor girl the cat clawed her eyes out.

[–]LowFat_Brainstew 1 point2 points ago

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Glad someone else thought that too. Cat 1, girl 0

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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This kills the cat.

[–]hubnester 2 points3 points ago

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You wouuln't happen to be curiosity, would you?

[–]Mastrik 4 points5 points ago

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True Story: My Science Project in 9th grade was about drugs and alcohol. Obviously I couldn't use the real thing so I got a mouse, laced it's food with caffeine pills and it's water with Nyquil. Of course I justified it as being in the name of Science but there weren't any real rules and it was something I knew no one else would have the nuts to do (it was a Christian school, and I hated it). After it was said and done, I came back later that day to tear it down and discovered it dead, or so I thought. As I picked it up and headed to the garbage, it twitched, I dropped it and it hauled ass somewhere in the Gym. Never saw it again.

Never saw it again, but after that experience, the teachers at the school decided there would be more supervision and rules from the next year on. Last I heard, there is a special rule named after me that's actually in the official rules, more or less banning live animal experiments.

Anyway this post made me think of that, good times.

[–]aidsburger[S] -1 points0 points ago

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If I were Mulder or Scully, then I would investigate your claim to the fullest. Since, I'm not, then I conclude that you have a very interesting story. However, an interesting story does not make an X-File, so therefore, unless my partner has been abducted in the interim, I would say that your case is baseless.

[–]johnconnor11 2 points3 points ago

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Hooray for photoshop!

[–]KyroDCK 2 points3 points ago

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Electricity: 1

Cat: 0

[–]dontmutemeplz 7 points8 points ago

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A Redditor: Pre Teen years.

[–]injuredtea 4 points5 points ago

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A /b/tard: Pre Teen years.

FIXED

[–]gojirra 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit fucking loves cats...

[–]LowFat_Brainstew 0 points1 point ago

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We'll love electric cats even more!

[–]sollipsism 1 point2 points ago

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His purpose was "To see what electricity does to a cat." His hypothesis was "Cats hate electricity." I wish I could read the rest. I feel bad for those cats, and terrified of that child.

[–]monevus 2 points3 points ago

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PROCEDURE

  1. Get battery

  2. Get cat, any cat will do

  3. Hook battery to cat. If it fights back it hates electricity

  4. ??????

[–]AcatNamedSteve 1 point2 points ago

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I can assure you we never win that battle... poor frank...

[–]SrDigbyChickenCaeser 1 point2 points ago

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Isn't this how serial murderers are born?

[–]Craigellachie 1 point2 points ago

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We're not banging rocks together here, we know how to electrocute a cat.

[–]ricodued 0 points1 point ago

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It'd be interesting to see how little of a shit kids give about ethics.

[–]willybg 0 points1 point ago

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dafuq?

[–]Katiepotatoes 0 points1 point ago

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[–]gt-onizuka 0 points1 point ago

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Here kitty kitty kitty....

[–]iamdink 0 points1 point ago

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I had a science experiment where we fed 1 rat rat food and the other rat just lard. Teacher gave us a D. So the other kid just killed the rats.

[–]BeenGaming 0 points1 point ago

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Reminded me of the Dave Barry bit about Science Fairs. I believe the example he used was "Flameproofing Your Cat."

[–]dudleymooresbooze 0 points1 point ago

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BF Skinner.

[–]thefonz92 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe a tesla in the making!

[–]dichloroethane 0 points1 point ago

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He's super serial guys

[–]Koresh93 0 points1 point ago

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Back in middle school, there was this kid who did his science fair project on "AXE body spray, and how animals react to it". Basically, he just sprayed his dogs and cats with AXE, took pictures, and reported how they reacted to it. Needless to say, they ran the fuck away from it.

[–]swizzler 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, I remember her, this was the experiment that invented lasercats.

[–]bluthfrozenbananas 0 points1 point ago

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So they don't use Comic Sans? If so, this girl's parents did a great job.

[–]Sincorp 0 points1 point ago

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Why people need better photoshop skills...

[–]slick8086 0 points1 point ago

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[–]xandan 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only One who can see the hypothesis says cats hate electricity?

[–]PirateJohnson 0 points1 point ago

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I fully support the kid. Just look how excited she is to spark up some cat with a 12-volt

[–]PterydactylPr0n 1 point2 points ago

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Heh. Volts jolt, mil(liamp)s kill... Push some fucking current through that cat motherfuker.

[–]Trylner 0 points1 point ago

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The beginnings of a mad scientist.

[–]4funsies -1 points0 points ago

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Ssssoooo..... Who won?

[–]Pwngulator -1 points0 points ago

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What, she didn't get it on video? How does she plan on getting karma with no video?!

[–]neightdog -1 points0 points ago

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Lol "aidsburger"

That's funny shit right thar

[–]MalihiniJoe -2 points-1 points ago

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Nothing supernanny can't handle. Or can she?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Hahahaha godamn kitties