Jesus and Moses are playing golf one day. They get to a particularly tricky Par 4, with a huge water hazard. They drop their tee shots on the beach, and Jesus reaches into his bag to pull out a five iron. Moses says, "Don't you need more club for this?" Jesus replies, "Naaaahhhh...I've seen Arnold Palmer use a five-iron here all the time."

Jesus lines up his shot and hits the ball, which gets about 2/3 of the way across the pond before splashing in. Moses raises his staff, the waters part, and Jesus walks across the bottom of the pond to retrieve his ball. He drops it on the ground and picks up the five iron. "Jesus," Moses asks, "Don't you think you should have a bigger club?"

"I'm telling you, Arnold Palmer uses a five iron here all the time!" He swings, hits, and the ball travels about 3/4 of the way across the pond before....Splash!" Jesus mumbles something under his breath. Moses raises his staff again and Jesus walks back in to get his ball.

He lines up the shot again. Moses protests one more time. Jesus says, "I'm telling you, Mo, Arnold Palmer carries this water all the time with a five iron!" Jesus whacks the ball for all he's worth, and the ball gets about ten feet from the shore when....Splash!

Jesus yells something unintelligible. He throws his club to the ground. Moses raises his staff but before the waters part, Jesus regains his composure and says, "It's OK. I've got it," and starts walking across the pond to retrieve his ball.

By now, a couple of foursomes are backed up behind them. One of the newly-arrived golfers walks up to Moses and asks, "who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?"

"No, he thinks he's Arnold Palmer.