Where is your god now?

mtldude1967 · 7 months

He's busy helping a woman in Oklahoma find a parking space.

Xanzent · 7 months

God is in the screwdriver.

STLgeek · 7 months

They call it a can opener, because it opens the cans.. No need for god.

azimir · 7 months

Apparently you've taken to calling my Leatherman "god." While it's a great tool, I'm not sure it's worth that kind of veneration. It's already vain enough, please don't encourage it.

jrdnface · 7 months

My god at that point in time would the 4" retractable knife I would use to stab the shit out of that can just to get to the delicious fluid inside.

Damn I am thirsty... brb

Violentlamb · 7 months

isn't it obvious he's giving kids aids.

chris4z01 · 7 months

I'd go ice princess on that shit

All_the_other_kids · 7 months

God is your car key....

minno · 7 months

Seriously? This is what passes for content here?

Moreland · 7 months

take my pen knife my good man

solitaryman098 · 7 months

Still nowhere to be found...

WhiteHelljumper · 7 months

Just use your finger to open it.

beanb333 · 7 months

This kind of shit wouldn't happen if that was a soup can.

zawaga · 7 months

I am my own god.

http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/hammer-1.jpg

satur9 · 7 months

Which decade are you from?

zakwiggy · 7 months

It's evolution gone wrong!

jst3w · 7 months

He's telling you to drink water or juice instead.

DisRuptive1 · 7 months

Nail and hammer will fix this.

thargorbarbarian · 7 months

fuck god, get a popsicle stick, or the back of a spoon.

thetrombonist · 7 months

Happened to my friend once. He smashed the can on a rock and drank out of it like that's how you're supposed to do it.

DavidNatan · 7 months

I open my cans by hammering a dinner knife into the edge with a rolling pin, because a can opener costs the same as a dozen eggs and I'd rather have the eggs. College is fun!

Uncle-Mike · 7 months

Fighting the Ice giants

ilovegeorgebush · 7 months

Telling you that you drink too much soda.

yournew-GOD · 7 months

im her im here. Did i miss something?

Aleitheo · 7 months

Stab it with a screwdriver.

MAN TRIUMPHS AGAIN!

LazerChicklets · 7 months

Stab it with a pen you fucking loser.

Keskasidvar · 7 months

Right here.


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