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[–]mattstanton94 61 points62 points ago

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That face at the end... why is there not a favorite button.

[–]Username20x6 13 points14 points ago

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There's a save button

[–]Cheddarballz90 41 points42 points ago

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...the ass was fat

[–]rjc999x 9 points10 points ago

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THE ASS WAS FAT

[–]red_rover 6 points7 points ago

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THE ASS WAS PHAT

[–]dead____horse 7 points8 points ago

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ow.

[–]rjc999x 0 points1 point ago

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I know she 7, but the ass was fat

[–]Cheddarballz90 1 point2 points ago

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Like a sir!

[–]smiley13724 0 points1 point ago

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LIKE A BOSS

[–]RepostThatShit 25 points26 points ago

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Would you pooh me? I'd pooh me.

Now it puts the honey on its fur.

[–]Offensive_Statement 11 points12 points ago

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Say what you will, I would totally fuck Winnie the Pooh. I'd fuck him right where the Pooh comes out.

[–]Offensive_Statement 7 points8 points ago

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Or he would fuck me right where the Pooh cums out of. Not sure.

[–]kakaros 22 points23 points ago

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THE THREE F'S of POOH

THE FEROCITY OF A BEAR

THE FUCKABLITLY OF STUFFING

AND THE FABULOUSNESS OF HONEY

[–]farceur318 1 point2 points ago

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I... I didn't know that that was what stuffing was for.

[–]kakaros 1 point2 points ago

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the original vinnie the pooh

[–]kukamunga 9 points10 points ago

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TIGHT AND BRIGHT

[–]GeneralWoundwort 8 points9 points ago

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You know why he's fat? CORPSES OF HIS ENEMIES ARE NOT LOW CALORIE.

HES ADMIRING HIS TROPHY ROOM RIGHT NOW.

RIGHT THERE. dat yellow.

[–]Halalsmurf 4 points5 points ago*

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fuckable

MY CHILDHOOD! NOOOOOOOOOOoooo

[–]richf2001 3 points4 points ago

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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SAY-TUN SAY-TUN SAY-TUN

[–]Dr_Zeuss 0 points1 point ago

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A bowl full of dead mice!!!

[–]jungletek 12 points13 points ago

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Staying confident assumes one has confidence in the first place.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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One would argue that confidence can be lost, and this is just a way to prevent that.

[–]jungletek 4 points5 points ago

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The only reason I mentioned it is because that's exactly what's happened to me, and I'm trying to figure out how to find it again...

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Ugh I know the feeling. I recently had turbulent times too. So I shaved my head and all my facial hair, and decided to remake myself. This was about 2 weeks ago, and I am doing better. I wish you the best of luck in your journey but remember that there will always be people who will hear you out.

[–]Stringy217 7 points8 points ago

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Chin up guys. It's never as bad as we make it out to be in our heads.

[–]boozecruisin 2 points3 points ago

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"I am short, fat, and proud of that and so with all my might I up, down, up-down to my appetite's delight While I up, down, touch the ground I think of things to chew Mmm, like honey, milk, and chocolate With a hefty-happy appetite I'm a hefty-happy Pooh."

[–]butterball1 1 point2 points ago

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Happy cake day!

[–]stumanktm 1 point2 points ago

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dat ass

[–]MaidenLane 1 point2 points ago

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Often the difference between confident and delusional is simply a matter of perspective...

[–]seagrave23 1 point2 points ago

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LOVE it

have an upvote

[–]helium_hydrogen 1 point2 points ago

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I read that in his voice. I may never be the same. ಠ_ಠ

[–]phrz 0 points1 point ago

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you motherfucker. I didn't read it in his voice until you said that.

[–]townenorbit 2 points3 points ago

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I'd hit.

[–]saiuke 1 point2 points ago

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HOOOOOOOLY... nice bum where you from?? You a hawtie with a baodie cutie with a booty? sexy with a little flexy? babe wihtout the gnade? mexi without the can? DAMN, with the BEAR YOU FIANE? HOLY TO THE JOLIE? JOLIE WITH MY HOMIEZ? HOOOLYYY...

[–]MayorEmanuel 1 point2 points ago

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What's this? A popular thread with hardly any comments. This is my chance to shine... I got nothing.

[–]whilst 0 points1 point ago

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Ow.

[–]uglyfatbroketinycock 0 points1 point ago

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Such a "bear".

[–]dinninitt 0 points1 point ago

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Because I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And doggone it, people like me.

[–]fawltywiring 0 points1 point ago

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The second frame of Winnie the Pooh checking out his ass with the word FUCKABLE right there needs to get burned out of my mind right now.

[–]EskNerd 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of this ancient gem from when the interwebs were young.

[–]iceaje 0 points1 point ago

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does anyone know where to find this without the caption? so many possibilities.

[–]Alfro 0 points1 point ago

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"I'm just a love machine!"

[–]boids 0 points1 point ago

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i used to watch this every morning until i was in 1st grade hahahahahha

[–]moronthannot 0 points1 point ago

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And never abandon your faith.

[–]remvegas 0 points1 point ago

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Id fuck him.

[–]90harper 0 points1 point ago

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I see pride. I see power. I see a badass mudda who don't take no crap from nobody.

[–]promonk 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Sincorp 0 points1 point ago

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Up, down, touch the ground, it puts me in the mood.

[–]DumbleDear 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not a fan of that language but I love this

[–]Wobbo 0 points1 point ago

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It got me mostly because I tried to read it aloud, in his voice.

[–]ilovebajablast -1 points0 points ago

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Im 22 now...but i totally loved winnie the pooh when I was younger.

[–]Stompedyourhousewith -2 points-1 points ago

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"hmm, winnie the pooh is yellow. lets make the font yellow too!"