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[–]xylophonekey 169 points170 points ago

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This happened to me when i was 7, we were downtown and a bunch of bros started yelling "HE IS GONNA WHIP IT OUT!". I had no clue what was happening but I was excited, I asked my dad if we could go over there. He said no. I begged him. He took me. I yelled "WHIP IT OUT" preceded to expect some cool back flip trick. Instead these bros convinced a homeless man to show his large, inflamed, hairy cock. That is how I learned that no means no.

[–]IsomorphicAlgorithm 46 points47 points ago

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Why would anyone try to convince a homeless man to whip out his cock? I need details/closure.

[–]narf865 42 points43 points ago

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[–]GundamWang 3 points4 points ago

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But why would he need convincing?

[–]finallymadeanaccount 2 points3 points ago

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It was a cold day?

[–]GODFATHER_OF_REDDIT 21 points22 points ago

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What do you mean when you say inflamed?

[–]IsomorphicAlgorithm 50 points51 points ago

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8OOOOOOD

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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diseased

[–]DerpStains 19 points20 points ago

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I expected that story to end with "and now I'm gay."

[–]icky_fingers 5 points6 points ago

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Hahahah I expected so much more from it... like why and how did they know his dick was inflamed and why they wanted to see it.

[–]MalHeartsNutmeg 1 point2 points ago

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I'm you say a hairy inflamed penis, would it make you want to see more penis' (penises?) on a regular basis? I'm guessing no.

[–]vaud 3 points4 points ago

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Oh man this is hilarious.

[–]derpinita 1 point2 points ago

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Aaaaaaaah!

No homo? A little bit homo...

[–]infamous-spaceman 94 points95 points ago

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Ever seen a grown man naked?

[–]PicopicoEMD 66 points67 points ago

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Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

[–]HottDurger 54 points55 points ago

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Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

[–]thefuckthisshitman 29 points30 points ago

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Have you ever been to a gym locker room?

[–]jaggazz 9 points10 points ago

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Do you like it when Spot rubs up and down on your leg?

[–]Ftlguy88 14 points15 points ago

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Well have I got a deal for you!

[–]peacecake 7 points8 points ago

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Have you ever been kicked in the head with a metal boot?

[–]DownRteDrastick 9 points10 points ago

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Have you ever drunk baileys from a shoe?

[–]ShutDownSchinDig 6 points7 points ago

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good luck, were all counting on you

[–]squashboy 10 points11 points ago

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Give me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo.

[–]pegbiter 3 points4 points ago

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Have you ever drunk Baileys out of a shoe?

[–]the_cdl 22 points23 points ago

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That kid picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

[–]Vipernett2008 9 points10 points ago

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You try dragging Wilt Chamberlin up and down the court for four quarters.

[–]context_begone 4 points5 points ago

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You try &!$#ing Wilt Chamberlin up .. the &*@! for four quarters.

[–]Marckoz 2 points3 points ago

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Loose.. sacks...

[–]ringerbrat 43 points44 points ago

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And THAT is why children are NOT allowed at Bay to Breakers.

[–]GODFATHER_OF_REDDIT 5 points6 points ago

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City officials have drained all the fun out of that event. It's all but dead at this point, no?

[–]pagekalisedown 16 points17 points ago

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It's more sedated, but not dead.

[–]yoboyfitzSF 5 points6 points ago

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i still enjoy the hell out of it

[–]dancerjedi 8 points9 points ago

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They banned floats...how do you ban floats!?!

[–]eskachig 1 point2 points ago

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Last year I got so hammered that I blacked out after smoking some weed in GG park. My diminutive friend managed to stuff me into a cab and get me home. Somewhere along the way I managed to lose a shoe.

For the most part it's pretty much exactly as it was - just with less (though there were still some) floats.

[–]escfrizby 17 points18 points ago

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This was a deleted scene from The Sixth Sense.

[–]burgerwings 235 points236 points ago

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I'm fairly sure that seeing a penis will not ruin one's childhood.

[–]Aisha11 141 points142 points ago

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First time seeing a vagina fucked me up for a few weeks. Those things look horrific to a 10 year old.

[–]Mcflexington 105 points106 points ago

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Oh GOD. It looks like Ham slices. AAGHAGHSGHGASH

[–]dirtymoney 51 points52 points ago

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arby's roast beef.

[–]Xybris 32 points33 points ago

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why did I have to read the comments...why...

[–]dirtymoney 24 points25 points ago

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Because meat curtains.

[–]Honda_TypeR 2 points3 points ago

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Because now you are hungry for Arby roast beef...

[–]bkillau 1 point2 points ago

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Extra mayonnaise please!

[–]LettersFromTheSky 2 points3 points ago

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Blue Waffle.

[–]ply447 17 points18 points ago

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I curse you and your current/future children, and their current/future children.

[–]StanleyYelnats_ 36 points37 points ago

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Don't tell me I'm going to have to carry your great grandchild up a mountain and eat onions again..

[–]Godtiermasturbator 6 points7 points ago

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Anytime the adult world disturbs me too much, I try doing little things that help me recall the innocence and fun of youth, like sucking on a jolly rancher.

[–]rexxfiend 3 points4 points ago

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[–]HighDecepticon 5 points6 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]AndyRooney 16 points17 points ago

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[–]GrandChawhee 4 points5 points ago

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Mesmerizing

[–]Snatchteeth 30 points31 points ago

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Yeah the first one I saw, I was 6 at the time, did not go so well. I ended up kicking her in the face.

[–]brajx 30 points31 points ago

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Please elaborate.

[–]Snatchteeth 73 points74 points ago

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Well I was six, she was at at my house with my moms friend (her mother I guess), she was playing with my brother and I. Things were going fine, until she insisted on playing house, and then whipped out her sideways smile. At which point my three year old bro kept playing with GI Joes oblivious, he was always the smarter one, I went with kicking her in the face.

Looking back on that now, I know that little girl had seen or been involved in some shit that she should not have been. Her parents were meth junkies, I know this because my mother was as well at the time, and anyone she associated with was as well. I have always wished I could go back in time as my older self and deliver that kick to her parents instead.

[–]TrolleyPower 88 points89 points ago

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Well that went from funny to dark pretty quickly.

[–]brajx 17 points18 points ago

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Yeah I went straight from laughing to kinda sad.

[–]sevhan 8 points9 points ago

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Sadly I'm still giggling at it...whats wrong with me?! :(

[–]adelie42 2 points3 points ago

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Whatever happened to this guy?

[–]jfrusco 1 point2 points ago

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Something tells me it wasn't the vagina that fucked you up as a child...

[–]IsomorphicAlgorithm 2 points3 points ago

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For science.

[–]bitchteacher 4 points5 points ago

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I used to have baths with my mum, friends and cousins so it never really bothered me.

[–]xiregulatorix 2 points3 points ago

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First time seeing a vagina fucked me up for a few weeks. Those things look horrific to a 21 year old redditor.

FTFY

[–]MildManneredFeminist 9 points10 points ago

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Maybe to a sheltered kid. Vaginas don't look inherently horrific (especially, you know, if you have one).

[–]Aisha11 8 points9 points ago

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How do you manage to take so much offence to everything? :(

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I agree with you and Aisha.

[–]ariheretic 5 points6 points ago

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First time I saw a picture of a penis, I started crying and covered my eyes. I was like... 10? I didn't touch the computer for a couple of weeks. Damn my curiosity!

[–]InstantAnythingcom 7 points8 points ago

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Uh, who was showing you pictures of penises at the age of 10?

[–]ariheretic 14 points15 points ago

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The Internet. And Google. Although it might have been AskJeeves at the time, not Google.

I was curious, damnit! It's perfectly normal!

[–]ply447 11 points12 points ago

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AskJeeves was a randy bastard.

[–]thisgoesnowhere 22 points23 points ago*

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When I was in grade 5 (10 years old) I found a way to circumvent the firewall on our computers at school. I spent 3 hours a day looking at/saving porn pictures on my trusted 3 1/2 inch floppy disks. This lasted a few months and eventually I was caught and wasn't allowed to go on the computers for the rest of the year.

At the same time, when I went home home, I would stay up until 1 am every weekend to watch a show called Sin Cities so I could put in a VHS and record all the parts with breasts. Kept the VHS for quite some time until my ultra religious parents found it and destroyed it.

I think the strangest part about i was that I never even masturbated until I was in grade 7-8, I just liked looking at naked girls without needing any sexual gratification.

Why did I type this? I am just letting you all know that some people are just genuinely interested at a young age and will go way out of their way to get it and I dont think that seeing nudity in any form is going to be seriously damaging later in life.

I dont know about most people who have watched it at that young age, but for me it was less about sex and more about just being genuinely curious about what is so bad about this stuff. I discovered that there is nothing wrong with it, and I would let me kids do it if they were curious at a similar age.

As far as lasting consequences, I still watch porno without masturbating and I am always on the lookout for new and inventive scenes. I think I lost something the day when I starting looking at porn not to get off because now I cant watch 1 guy 1 girl vaginal porn. I can only get off to more intense things like multiple dicks in one hole or at the very least anal. I wouldn't attribute this to me being so young when I first started watching it, more that I am just a very sexual person it probably would have turned out this way anyways.

Edit: To anyone who is wondering, I am not a novelty account. I was going to make myself a novelty account that always makes a claim then goes back and gives the opposing opinion and in essence says nothing. But then I realized that no matter what I say my username is true anyways.

[–]IsomorphicAlgorithm 2 points3 points ago

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I see this is going nowhere.

[–]BrooklynLions 6 points7 points ago

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I just liked looking at naked girls without needing any sexual gratification.

Read this, looked at user name: Not sure if novelty account or just a coincidence

[–]adelie42 1 point2 points ago

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Your novelty account... I think you are doing it wrong.

This is probably one of the most well structured and relevant comments in a thread I have ever seen on Reddit.

[–]UltraJake 1 point2 points ago

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When I was 10 or 11 I was tricked into going to Lemonparty.com after being promised cheat codes for a game called "B.O.T.S."

It was then that I was introduced to the real internet.

[–]Pencilrain 1 point2 points ago

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First saw a vagina at like 8 years old. My friends and I called it a "little butt".

[–]TheBaconater 14 points15 points ago

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Yeah but that guy's penis will.

[–]haiku_robot 39 points40 points ago

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I'm fairly sure that 
seeing a penis will not 
ruin one's childhood. 

[–]-TheNarwhal- 5 points6 points ago

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You're pretty good at those penis haikus.

[–]mrlanious 3 points4 points ago

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Well I've heard that in America it does. Americans seem to have a 'fear of exposed genetalia'-gene. I read about it somewhere, and I'll post the source here if I find it. It's the reason why there are never any naked boobies in American films; they are scared of them too you see.

[–]blueshirtthursdays 2 points3 points ago

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it's all about the context

[–]srgmpdns 2 points3 points ago

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You've never seen that guy's junk.

It's been a few years since I saw it, but let's just say he's into piercings, body mod, tattooing, scrotal inflation and really likes to show off...

[–]onfia 8 points9 points ago

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People take thread titles way too seriously.

[–]RandomStranger79 4 points5 points ago

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Oh god no, not nudity!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The look on that kids face suggests you're wrong. Horrifically, fascinatingly, challengingly wrong.

[–]raffletime 17 points18 points ago

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I'm worried about repost bot, he should have caught this by now..

[–]jaggazz 2 points3 points ago

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[–]villin609 32 points33 points ago

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Every young boy sees a couple of old men's penises in the gym locker room, its no big deal.

[–]UrinalPooper 103 points104 points ago

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Nice try, Sandusky.

[–]darkhorn 3 points4 points ago*

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I saw many penises in a hot spring, kind of hammam in Bulgaria when I was something like 4-6 (I was with my father there). It is not a big deal at all. All males were naked.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I think old genitals takes on a slightly sinister aspect in public.

[–]Trashcan42 7 points8 points ago

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Badass as Indian man in the background.

[–]chongo403 17 points18 points ago

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Eye level is perfect

[–]butterball1 25 points26 points ago

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A very popular repost. Looking forward to seeing it again in a week or two.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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A++ Would look at it again.

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[–]MegainPhoto 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know... based on trends, I'd give it around 6 weeks.

[–]mucocele 8 points9 points ago

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Kid instantly reminded me of Aaron Bailey from Full House.

[–]Noskers716 2 points3 points ago

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It's that the "boys have a penis, girls have a vagina kid" from Kindergarten Cop?

[–]Iceberg_Sim 1 point2 points ago

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[–]xenoph2 1 point2 points ago

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Y U NO USE IMGUR

[–]Kareem906 2 points3 points ago

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[–]riggityraahoo 3 points4 points ago

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Is this at the Oregon Country Fair?

[–]TouchMeGently 103 points104 points ago*

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Why are Americans (I'm assuming you are, sorry if I'm wrong) so afraid of nudity? Why is this ruining his childhood? Violence: fine. Nip-slip: wtfbbq

[–]KarateRobot 46 points47 points ago

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The title of the post was a joke. No one believes the kid's childhood was actually ruined, but looking at his face, you can definitely see some wheels turning.

Understand that this may be the first time he's seen a stranger's wrinkly ball sack. Perhaps the average European child of age six is so used to seeing an old man's scrotum slapping against his thighs that he would merely yawn, flick a cigarette, and return to his copy of the Paris Review. Perhaps we're too parochial, and that's our fault, but please don't judge us so harshly.

[–]AdonisBucklar 1 point2 points ago

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You should start a blog or something. I'd read it.

[–]justsigneduptosay 154 points155 points ago

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BECAUSE FUCK YOU! THAT'S WHY!! GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY!!!

[–]alreadytakenusername 36 points37 points ago

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Iggy Pop silently puts on a shirt and leaves.

[–]thestuffofthought 2 points3 points ago

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Iggy Pop makes me proud to be an American.

[–]Lier_X_Agerate 18 points19 points ago

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Someone once asked him, "Ig, why are you wearing a woman's dress?"

Iggy retorted "I beg to differ, this is a man's dress."

[–]sje46 38 points39 points ago

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We're not. It's a joke.

The joke is that old people's penises are so ugly it's traumatizing.

Do you really think that reddit is full of prudes?

Why do all you Europeans think that? (I'm assuming you're European, because apparently it's okay to stereotype here).

[–]forevercabron 5 points6 points ago

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No, we most definitely are offended by human sexuality, as a whole. We are a prudish "god help me if I see a breast but it's ok to see humans blown up" nation.

Many of us, however, including what I assume are most if not all American redditors, know what's up, and get the image and caption. I just don't see that the few that aren't completely offended by human sexuality or the human body have any voice in what happens.

[–]sje46 1 point2 points ago

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You can say that about the US, but not about redditors. And I still think it's overblown just how prudish Americans are.

[–]xenoph2 1 point2 points ago

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What if he's African?

[–]praisethefallen 61 points62 points ago

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Seriously. I'm disappointed that my fellow Americans seem to think that seeing something is tantamount to being assaulted by it.

That said, I wouldn't want my kids seeing old man junk. But that's more because I don't want to see old man junk, and I want the best for my kids.

[–][deleted] 69 points70 points ago

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As an american, I assumed this was the problem. Not nudity - just old wrinkly penis.

[–]Khiva 12 points13 points ago

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Also the fact that it's a fucking joke for Christ's sake.

[–]adelie42 5 points6 points ago

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The look on the kid's pace is priceless, and I think that is the motivation for the title. Notice that nobody around thinks this is weird. I can think of many places this could happen.

[–]skediddlehopper 21 points22 points ago

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"Old Man Junk" sounds like a decent name for a boogieman in a hoarders house. "I cleaned my living room last week but Old Man Junk just had to swing by and fuck it up."

[–]ariheretic 1 point2 points ago

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The trick to making this funny is to put the emphasis on the phrase correctly. Like Old Man River.

[–]anclove[S] 5 points6 points ago

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It's obviously not going to ruin his childhood, it was just something to name the post. Oh, and I'm English.

[–]Niatnuom 19 points20 points ago

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A penis might not ruin his childhood. An old, grey, wrinkly penis might.

[–]ipn8bit 8 points9 points ago

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No it wont. It will teach him that nudity does not = sex.

[–]AllTheDrippings 12 points13 points ago

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IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE.

[–]Mcflexington 2 points3 points ago

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TIL

[–]Enraged_Professor 10 points11 points ago

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Why are Europeans(I'm assuming you are) unable to realize this is a joke?

[–]LettersFromTheSky 2 points3 points ago

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I chalk it up to Religion in our society. Talking about sex is taboo, abstience is encouraged and nudity in public forbidden. That said, I don't think anyone wants to see old man junk. I've also noticed that older people give zero fucks about nudity.

[–]lasyke3 2 points3 points ago

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Don't worry, most Americans love nudity AND violence.

[–]Rixxer 5 points6 points ago

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Because it's not a nipple, it's a 70 year old dick. That would ruin anyone's day.

[–]Killbunny90210 3 points4 points ago

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See roflhorse's comment.

Nipslips are totally okay. Some old dude's wrinkled up junk? Nobody wants to see that.

[–]Noskers716 1 point2 points ago

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It's not nudity that bothers me its old hairy man wrinkly penis that bothers me.

[–]boomchacha 1 point2 points ago

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whoosh

[–]Bigmada 1 point2 points ago

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Church

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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theory drop

It has to do with how the majority of us have been socialized, including factors like taking religion seriously, engineered morality, and the compounding effects of TV and radio censorship. I'm sure the development of suburbs and 1950's culture has something to do with it as well. There's also widespread belief that exposure to nudity has a corrupting (or at least detrimental) influence on the development of children's minds, which is what this picture is sort of about. The worship of youth (hardly an American only factor) has probably done something to make old person nudity slightly repulsive to us as well.

Also, the taboo isn't really about nudity, it's about public nudity. We're a young country, have a rapidly changing culture, we're allowed to have our quirks.

[–]draivaden 12 points13 points ago

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people need to stop reposting this

[–]cyndyquil 6 points7 points ago

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people need to stop reposting this

[–]Meditabundo 2 points3 points ago

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That kid looks just like Bo Burnham.

[–]SchlapHappy 6 points7 points ago

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The look on his face says, "oh God.... Kill it... Kill it with fire."

[–]nvsbl 1 point2 points ago

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My favorite part is that he's filming the whole thing.

[–]ThatsSplendid 1 point2 points ago

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I like to believe that this will some day give him super powers...

[–]RickSHAW_Tom 1 point2 points ago

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Why does he have not one, but two camcorders?

[–]Tyv 1 point2 points ago

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Judging by his reaction, that kid is certain to grow up to be hetero.

[–]Soupy21 1 point2 points ago

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Can we get a vector image of the kids face? haha

[–]AppleTStudio 1 point2 points ago

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That old man actually seems to be in pretty decent shape...

When I grow up, I want to be just like him!

[–]wunderkinder 1 point2 points ago

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I was there :( Bay to breakers

[–]Hamster_Huey 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like a child version of Robin Williams.

[–]M7600 1 point2 points ago

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Every 6 months this picture makes it to the front page with the sole purpose of reminding us of how we felt when we first found /r/spacedicks.

[–]knarg 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Chaoslab 1 point2 points ago

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Well that would be his wurst childhood memory!

[–]Digimonkeisari 1 point2 points ago

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[–]malenkylizards 5 points6 points ago

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Or, you know, he'll grow up not having to act like a little pansy every time a penis comes into his peripheral vision, because whatever, it's just a penis? There are 3.5 billion others just like it?

[–]reiverbell 2 points3 points ago

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I think he's straight

[–]john18z 1 point2 points ago

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too bad now we have to burn the kid... he's been tainted... what a shame...

[–]runs 3 points4 points ago

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I see dead people...

[–]bleeptheocean 0 points1 point ago

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man up kid it's just a penis...

fuck sake i remember watching my dad shaking his penis after he pissed, i remember the smile on his face.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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YEAH THATS oh no

[–]burntbones 1 point2 points ago

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Boy just needs to step up and enforce the Boy Scout Rule of D's...

[–]Kareem906 2 points3 points ago

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That's the only way to restore order to the universe, he's gotta show montez his penis

[–]YakiVegas 1 point2 points ago

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The sheer look of horror and disgust on this kid's face is absolutely priceless.

[–]thedisco1 0 points1 point ago

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that hair looks exactly like mine

[–]BurningPlantMatter 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of the first time I had the misfortune of seeing an old man naked. It was in the bathroom/changing rooms of a local water park.

I was impressed by his lack of fuck giving more though.

[–]mindfreeze 0 points1 point ago

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A coming of age experience.

[–]TehSteveo 0 points1 point ago

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His life has only just begun on that faithful day.

[–]bax101 0 points1 point ago

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So there are nudist zones in this city?

[–]chezzie11 0 points1 point ago

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[–]mrwalkway32 0 points1 point ago

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thought this might be Lesley from Austin. Gross. I haven't seen him dt for a while. I don't miss him one bit.

[–]cruderudite 0 points1 point ago

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that must have been like looking into the ark of the covenant. if only we had this guy fighting for us in WW2.

[–]Onthou 0 points1 point ago

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saw my mom naked at a young age, scared for life. bathed with my sister at a really young age, got used to it. looked up penis on google once, made officially gay. True story.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Wow. People sure are getting their panties in a wad about the lighthearted presumption, based on his expression, that this particular kid might not be thrilled about a cock in his face. (despite the adults acting like nothing's going on -- a good lesson everyone seems to have ignored)

[–]sciencechick 0 points1 point ago

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The kid's face is priceless.

[–]PsychicWarElephant 0 points1 point ago

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well we know this kid won;t be gay.

[–]Trolliverr 0 points1 point ago

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What a dick.

[–]srgmpdns 0 points1 point ago

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I used to see this guy around SF all the time.

It's been a long time, but IIRC, he and his posse were big into body modification long before it went mainstream- scrotal inflation, subincision, etc.

So, what the kid is seeing might give anyone nightmares, and yes, public nudity is completely legal in SF:

http://www.sanfranciscosentinel.com/?p=160644

[–]Dunge 0 points1 point ago

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TIL that childhood == sexual ignorance in people minds.

[–]pacman42 0 points1 point ago

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Its like looking into the future.

[–]chipslay 0 points1 point ago

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Seeing an old guy's dick ruins a childhood?

wut?

[–]TheOneWeirdGuy 0 points1 point ago

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All of the Airplane! references made my day.

[–]kraanimal 0 points1 point ago

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belongs in /r/wtf

[–]ConcertMusik 0 points1 point ago

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he will never be a gay man

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Wait'll he gets into a high school and his first day of gym class.

[–]Daniel110 0 points1 point ago

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Is this a scene from Rampart?

[–]bsonk 0 points1 point ago

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I know that feel bro. Just minding your business at a music festival, and then an old naked man crawls out of the ocean and stands up proudly, displaying his cold-shriveled, wrinkly body to the world. "Come on in!" he says, "the water's fine!". NOPE.

[–]DirectorSG 0 points1 point ago

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"I like men now!" -Ralph Wiggum

[–]ThitherSlinky 0 points1 point ago

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Ew. I remember when I was about this kid's age, I was reading a comic that apparently was not meant for kids my age, cause suddenly there was this drawing of a nude man - full frontal, hairy and naturalistic with his penis dripping from just having had sex. It was seriously way too soon for me to see something like that. I felt physically ill for days.

[–]gotta_Say_It 0 points1 point ago

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15 years from now Dr. Quatelbaum schedules Timmy for 5 one hour therapy sessions a week over a debilitating hot-dog phobia.

[–]SoCo_cpp 0 points1 point ago

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What's really creepy is how Reddit likes to see this picture every week so consistently.

[–]BarroomBard 0 points1 point ago

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... Is that a giant rat-man in the background?

I mean, yeah, naked old dude in the foreground, kid freaked out by old man penis, sure.

But I'm pretty sure that's a giant rat-man in the background...

[–]FuturePastNow 0 points1 point ago

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He'll live. He's got one of those things, too.

[–]jreddingr 0 points1 point ago

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Something along the lines of "old wrinkly balls" probably went through his head.

[–]vgarrett 0 points1 point ago

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ooooh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[–]SpaceB1rd 0 points1 point ago

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Why does this guy have 2 camcorders?

[–]ekoostikA 0 points1 point ago

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Indian dude loves it

[–]hotbreadz 0 points1 point ago

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So he cut the legs off of whales, dinosaurs into lizards

[–]rathead 0 points1 point ago

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perfect caption

[–]danomark 0 points1 point ago

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Then he went home and "wrestled" with his sister.

[–]corcyra 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this photo before somewhere....

[–]nekoxi 0 points1 point ago

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Wait what? He's carrying 2 cameras?

I'd be suspicious of that even if he wasn't naked.

[–]dlescook 0 points1 point ago

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has to be bay-to-breakers. People running in the nude? Sounds great, but it's a bunch of old shriveled packages and saggy boobs.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That kid reminds me of Gage from Pet Sematary.

Explains a lot.

[–]chriswalkeninmemphis 0 points1 point ago

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Robert Plant has been drinking again...

[–]RandomMandarin 0 points1 point ago

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"This is the Elder Wand, 'Arry!"