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[–]Underlying 1 point2 points ago

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Big night?

[–]StumpHarvey 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sure in that situation interest would be paid immediately, not 6 months down the line.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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They'll just use them and return them once they have finished.

[–]wjlaw100 1 point2 points ago

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One stop shopping isle for pissed off female Nasa Astronauts.

[–]pig_called_benis 0 points1 point ago

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stuff that'll make you hard

[–]OccasionalAsshole -1 points0 points ago

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Looks like a bunch of reposts to me.

[–]GeorgeRomero 0 points1 point ago

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Stop holding out on me.

[–]ZenLikeCalm 0 points1 point ago

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So what are you on the occasions you're not an asshole? Are you an occasional table?

[–]OccasionalAsshole 1 point2 points ago

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I'm usually a water heater that shuts off just when you're about to take a shower.

[–]drawniw -1 points0 points ago

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Honestly this has been reposted way to many times