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[–]fslap 24 points25 points ago

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Similar picture here as the Islamic Bowling Legue prepare to polish a bowling ball:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/70/Mohammed_kaaba_1315.jpg

[–]hasbox 1 point2 points ago

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that was tooo good.

[–]circleandsquare 10 points11 points ago

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8 year olds, man...

[–]think_free 2 points3 points ago

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"8 year olds, DUDE."

[–]SimilarImage 43 points44 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
2 months walter_s0bchak Nobody fucks with the Jesus /r/pics 113 1116
2 months neuralstate The Jesus Last Supper /r/gifs 16 511
1 week gtavc94 Nobody fucks with the Jesus /r/gifs 12 193

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[–]StumpHarvey 8 points9 points ago

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And the church to this day stands by the old mantra: 8 year olds dude

[–]radagast_bd 4 points5 points ago

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Nobody fucks with Jesus.

[–]HMJBurner 2 points3 points ago

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Pederast

[–]Spuddups84[!] 0 points1 point ago

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What's a "pederast", Walter?

[–]Aoe330 5 points6 points ago

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You're out of your element Donnie.

[–]desheik 3 points4 points ago

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One thing hasn't changed... 8 year olds dude.

[–]Raami0z 3 points4 points ago

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Anyone else noticed these guys who are around jesus always look high as fuck

[–]K__a__M__I 1 point2 points ago

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I'm at work dammit! This needs a NSF ...nevermind, just a bowling ball.

[–]keeblur 1 point2 points ago

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Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

[–]DocNothro[!] 1 point2 points ago

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"What's this day of rest shit?! What's this BULLSHIT?!"

[–]myfaceisaclock 1 point2 points ago

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And the lord spake saying, "Nobody fucks with the Jesus."

[–]canhazbeer 0 points1 point ago

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A snot rocket just broke free from my nose's gravity and almost hit my computer. Thanks for that.

My gf is at church right now and I'm spending my Sunday morning looking at this shit. Life is grand.

[–]soulking 0 points1 point ago

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There is no better place for blasphemous humor than in the Sunday mass.

[–]TheMediumPanda 0 points1 point ago

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I'm still bummed they didn't make a Jesus movie. Yes, the Dude, Walter, Donnie and Karl the Cable guy / Nihilist were classic characters but The Jesus was in a class of his own. NOBODY fucks with the Jesus!

[–]TwoAllBeefPatties 0 points1 point ago

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That's hilarious

[–]Mechanixm 0 points1 point ago

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Is it just me, or are all of the expressions on their faces perfect?

[–]WayneSchlegel 0 points1 point ago

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Weirdest boner...

[–]washmo 0 points1 point ago

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Then he passed the cup and said, "take this white Russian and drink..."

[–]Boooooooosa 0 points1 point ago

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I wanna dip my BALLS in it!

Cookie for reference

[–]okaygecko 1 point2 points ago

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THE STATE.

I guess I can't prove that I didn't just Google that, but if it helps the $240 worth of pudding sketch is one of my favorites of all time...

[–]Boooooooosa 1 point2 points ago

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The amount of [ONE COOKIE] has been added to your internet bank account.

[–]okaygecko 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks!

[–]wibbley_wobbley 0 points1 point ago

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That Chicano can roll, man.

[–]Modokon 0 points1 point ago

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Fuckin' Quintana... that creep can roll, man.

[–]Haflo 0 points1 point ago

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That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

[–]sewerinspector 0 points1 point ago

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That creep can roll, man.

[–]agasizzi 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not a religious person but for some reason I still don't think I should be laughing this hard for Karma reasons :)

[–]Durpadoo 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like someone was watching The Big Lebowski when it was on cable recently.

[–]MountainMan121 0 points1 point ago

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This is amazing! My favorite movie. Nobody FUCKS with the jesus

[–]LeadfootYT 0 points1 point ago

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Don't mess with the Jesus!

[–]theLollipopking 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote this sheet. Fucking hilarious

[–]sgtbridges23 0 points1 point ago

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He'll fuck you in the ass on sunday.

[–]Gamertilforever 0 points1 point ago

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I want a poster of this. Immediately.

[–]oldmancross 0 points1 point ago

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How do you create this?

[–]18-24-61-B-17-17-4 0 points1 point ago

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L0WAL

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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WTF is that crap?

[–]desheik 10 points11 points ago

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"Nobody fucks with the Jesus."

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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No.... still no closer to understanding wtf I just saw...

[–]theunpoet[S] 5 points6 points ago

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[–]GetTheFook 5 points6 points ago

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You NEED to watch The Big Lebowski.

[–]MEANMUTHAFUKA 1 point2 points ago

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Take this man's advice. You'll thank him later.

[–]ls1003 2 points3 points ago

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The dude abides.

[–]Haflo 2 points3 points ago

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Obviously you're not a golfer.

[–]chka 0 points1 point ago*

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The crap is from the crap movie The Big Lebowski. Not as good as people say it is but to be fair not "M. Night Shyamalan"-bad either. It's just that not that much happen in the movie... Just a stoner talking a lot and drinking white russian... and bowling. I guess people in /r/trees like it.

Good actors in it though, but then that haven't helped M. Night Shyamalan either that fucking fucker who fucking fucks.