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[–]MobileD 41 points42 points ago

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DJ Roomba in the house!

[–]AlertAtheist -5 points-4 points ago

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Came here to post this, see that it is already done.

[–]whiskeytab 143 points144 points ago

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images.4chan.org... Always a gamble

[–]superkidney -3 points-2 points ago

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Definitely not as sure of a bet for a good time as /r/spacedicks

[–]Stanupa 20 points21 points ago

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Why do I click on it every time...

[–]Chet_Steadman 26 points27 points ago

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Because you want to see a picture of a penis.

[–]redditnoob 4 points5 points ago

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And in the Cosmos!

[–]CITIZENCELL 4 points5 points ago

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FUCK. I always thought it would just be pictures of dicks in space. I regret clicking that so much

[–]Goders 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah, I clicked on it for the first time thinking "hey, how bad can it be? Dicks in space, that's nothing over the top." Now, now a small part of me has died.

[–]Politus 1 point2 points ago

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You know, I went there and I honestly didn't know what the big deal was.

[–]gfense 18 points19 points ago

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[–]iamdanhi 2 points3 points ago

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[–]WillDanceForMonkey 112 points113 points ago

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Even though this is a repostx1000, I've never noticed that the dog is wearing a sweater vest.

[–]subliminal187 100 points101 points ago

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That's why the cat is trying to smack him.

[–]raevnos 22 points23 points ago

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Trying to put the dog out of its misery.

[–]weelluuuu 7 points8 points ago

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vest or flea sack?

[–]jaxnos 20 points21 points ago

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"Ugh, what's wrong with you? That vest is so last winter!" smack "Take it off." roombas off "Wait, have you not taken it off yet? That's it, I'm done with this! Get out!" smack

Because I think all cats are fashion divas.

[–]kernelhappy 1 point2 points ago

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You didn't notice it? Why do you think the cat is fronting so hard?

I'm on a Roomba, I'm on a Roomba Everybody look at me

[–]drummingdude21 0 points1 point ago

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Damn it I had the same realization and thought I was special

[–]upsilon905 12 points13 points ago

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Fuck you. I'm a cat on Skooma.

[–]SimilarImage 175 points176 points ago

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[–]redditor3000 107 points108 points ago

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You've made stealing comments so easy.

It looks like the cat doesn't know it's moving.

"Yo, dog, stop moving closer. Back the fuck off."

"But... but I didn't move. You moved. You're on top of a--"

"--I SAID BACK. THE FUCK. OFF."

[–]Bob_Fucking_Ross 22 points23 points ago

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now you just need to add a "funny" filter onto your comment search

[–]krazyfalcon[S] 12 points13 points ago

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I hadn't seen it before. I saw it on 4chan and thought it was funny and decided to share. I apologize...

[–]AdamBombTV 25 points26 points ago

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Don't apologise, you're giving the bots power if you do... this is how SKYNET started, JUDGEMENT DAY IS AT HAND!!

[–]BROKEN_T-800 4 points5 points ago

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Affirmative.

[–]Leap20 7 points8 points ago

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Fuck that shit. Don't apologize. It's a funny GIF. Fuck you Reddit.

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[–]Leap20 1 point2 points ago

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Nah, I'm not part of the hivemind.

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[–]Leap20 1 point2 points ago

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I don't feel superior, I just don't give a fuck. I have different opinions that, when stated, get immediately downvoted. So yeah, not part of the hivemind.

[–]_Gingy 0 points1 point ago

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What were you doing under /gif? Hmmm?

[–]auntie_eggma 0 points1 point ago

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I never don't love this, so who gives a fuck?

Yeah. I said never don't love. Suck it. :D

[–]mikeramey1 0 points1 point ago

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The bot may have found it posted before but this is the first time I've seen it as well.

[–]Deadnettle 6 points7 points ago

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this was a repost before reddit even existed

[–]ANewAccountCreated 54 points55 points ago

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I like how the cat licked his paw after swiping the dog. "That's how fucking dirty you are dog!"

[–]MisterSquirrel 32 points33 points ago

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Cats do this a lot, it's a pretended nonchalance thing, part of the posturing process.

[–]ermintwang 23 points24 points ago

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my cats will do this when they fall off stuff, just roll over on landing and then lie there for a bit. They're trying to give off a 'oh yeah, I meant to do that, totally casual' vibe.

[–]dont_get_it 0 points1 point ago

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No, it is actually a self-comforting gesture.

You know how people suck their thumbs if they injure it? Your saliva promotes healing, so you do it instinctively. In severe situations, the cat might be wounded, so they would lick the wound to assist the healing.

[–]unsurebutwilling 9 points10 points ago

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  • said the squirrel

[–]itsprobablytrue 7 points8 points ago

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SQUIRREL!

[–]densetsu23 4 points5 points ago

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He's just re-loading his paw.

[–]Blue_Bi0hazard 22 points23 points ago

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I love how as the cat grooms the vacuum turns away like the cat is controlling it "I`m done with you".

[–]Prius 12 points13 points ago

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The real question is, is the cat controlling the behavior of the roomba, or is the roomba controlling the behavior of the cat?

[–]TheSpurious 4 points5 points ago

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DRIVE ME CLOSER, I WANT TO HIT HIM WITH MY PAWS.

[–]zagreus9 6 points7 points ago

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Is....is that dog wearing a sweater?

[–]just_a_quantum_dot 7 points8 points ago

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This cat has some anger issues to work out. Drive by mauling and all...

[–]ziper1221 5 points6 points ago

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Did you just hotlink to 4chan?

[–]ekscrement 26 points27 points ago

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lol. Been reading Reddit for over a year and have never seen this. Thanks for the repost and keep up the good work.

[–]snailwithmonocle -1 points0 points ago

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Mr. President?

[–]nainalerom 5 points6 points ago

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One does not simply link directly to 4chan.

[–]AllEyes0nMe 3 points4 points ago

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Although it's a repost I love it too much to not Upvote. Brightened up my day again

[–]OleDaneBoy 2 points3 points ago

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That dog dresses better than I do

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[–]B4rrow 2 points3 points ago

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classy dog, sir.

[–]peacockskeleton 1 point2 points ago

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One does not simply link to 4chan images...

[–]bmg50barrett 1 point2 points ago

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reposts are coming down to days now arent they? I swear this was on 3 days ago front page.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Bassmonster27 1 point2 points ago

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maximum repost.

[–]SamuelGompers 1 point2 points ago

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holy repost batman

[–]virtyy 1 point2 points ago

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This is why I hate cats, theyre suck dicks. That dog could destroy that cat with one bite and yet the cat is the bully

[–]Szalkow 1 point2 points ago

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Why watch one cat on a Roomba when you can watch four kittens? (In video or GIF form!)

[–]samuelh234 1 point2 points ago

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DJ ROOMBA!

[–]thebuddy 1 point2 points ago

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As usual, the dog is still happy despite an asshole cat.

[–]cwalsh3 1 point2 points ago

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THAT DOG IS WEARING A SWEATER!

[–]machetedamadman 1 point2 points ago

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Cats are jerks.

[–]FatCat433 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Chaoshade 1 point2 points ago

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[–]SkottlandtheBrave 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you. OP's already gone.

[–]I_live_in_a_trashcan 1 point2 points ago

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DJ ROOMBA!!!

[–]italianlotion 0 points1 point ago

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loved him like a son.

[–]MestR 3 points4 points ago*

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OP sure is one massive newfag, doesn't know that 4chan images get's removed once the thread goes past page 15

hurr durr, i will so add this link to favorites so my friends can see it later!

[–]whyyunozoidberg 2 points3 points ago

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ASSUMING CONTROL

[–]gidonfire 1 point2 points ago

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That cat is going to be sorry when the dog snaps and picks it up and body slams it to the ground.

[–]Dywards 0 points1 point ago

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[–]finburke 0 points1 point ago

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They're mobilizing. God help us.

[–]Drunk_Math 0 points1 point ago

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Welp, we all knew that one day, either our robots or our cats would rise up against us to bring forth a 1000 year rule of human enslavement and suffering. Just never thought they'd work together.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I am a better person for having seen this video.

[–]tby 0 points1 point ago

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This is making me laugh waaaaay too hard at the library.

[–]UserBelowMeBlowsCock 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck is that dog wearing?

[–]butterball1 0 points1 point ago

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Cat on a Roomba slashes at Dog in a Sweater! Good, good.

[–]oSand 0 points1 point ago

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They will not catch him riding dirty.

[–]RT1000 0 points1 point ago

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I find it funnier that you linked to 4chan. The image is old.

[–]Mr_Titicaca 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer the Move bitch version

[–]italianlotion 0 points1 point ago

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I loved Roomba like a son.

[–]egodeath92 0 points1 point ago

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Guess reddit loves cats even when they are being dicks.

[–]alrij 0 points1 point ago

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is this what the internet is coming to? youtube.. 4chan, 4gifs, and reddit? im surprised it doesnt already have chive and 9gag watermarks on it

[–]Shitballs1 0 points1 point ago

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You can't link to 4chan retard

[–]arrayturtle 0 points1 point ago

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You can, but once the thread 404's it will be gone.

[–]moenkopi22 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for the Snowshoe Cat.

[–]Janky_Pants 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck you. I'm a repost on the front page.

[–]billraydrums 0 points1 point ago

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This is why I want a Roomba. For my cat.

[–]iplaygaem 0 points1 point ago

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So we're linking directly to 4chan now?

[–]are_you_slow 0 points1 point ago

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LOL All in the same picture..

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Images.4chan.org

4gif.com

youtube.com/texasgirlym7m(?)

posted on

reddit.com

+++++++++++

And you guys bitch about 9gag? hah.

[–]Anon49 0 points1 point ago

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This gets this much upvotes...

After 2 years of Reddit, You have convinced me to unsub from /r/funny.

[–]oopmaloompa 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck you. I'm a pitbull in a vest.

[–]gotshot567 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck you. I'm a repost on a Roomba

[–]OWSmoker 0 points1 point ago

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what kind of dog and cat is that they look awesome

[–]lexypher 0 points1 point ago

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What Mega Man boss was this?

[–]Twaletta 0 points1 point ago

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The cat's name is probably Roast Beef.

[–]GuyWithFace 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this multiple times in the past, but I still enjoy how the cat misses his first swipe at the dog, and plays it of all cool by pretending he was just extended his paw to lick it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Shameless repost

[–]eaterofdog 0 points1 point ago

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Best Battlebot ever.

[–]KaptajnKLO 0 points1 point ago

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Now I want a cat so it will ride my roomba too! =D

[–]boocakeh 0 points1 point ago

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why is the dog wearing a sweater?

[–]criticalnegation 0 points1 point ago

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what idiot links directly to 4chan?!

[–]unjudged 0 points1 point ago

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I couldn't stop watching that!

[–]matildax20 0 points1 point ago

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This is Sharky the Dog!

[–]rasta_lion 0 points1 point ago

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haters gonna hate

[–]Cptnwalrus 0 points1 point ago

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His expression is priceless

[–]kabukistar 0 points1 point ago

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A cat and a vacuum together? Dog's nightmare.

[–]jlennon4422 0 points1 point ago

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When the roomba mounted cat-cavalry came, no one was prepared

[–]kbox 0 points1 point ago

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I wish dogs would stick up for themselves more with those obnoxious little cunts.

[–]dubsef 0 points1 point ago

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That is a pretty cat, just sayin'

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ricodued 0 points1 point ago

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Hey retard. Stop submitting pictures from 4chan. They just expire and 404 after a while.

[–]sebastiancounts 0 points1 point ago

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i for one embrace our vacuum riding...NO quit that shit, it was funny the first three times or so!

[–]Rahiros 0 points1 point ago

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"Wheel me to them, that I may render Judgement!"

[–]MeanwhileInAmerica 0 points1 point ago

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DJ Roomba!!

[–]NoMoreBoozePlease 0 points1 point ago

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I really wish I could give this more upvotes. All around

[–]ARoundForEveryone 0 points1 point ago

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I think OP may need a decoy Roomba.

[–]CaptianRipass 0 points1 point ago

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Nice sweater faggot

[–]nicksnare -1 points0 points ago

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This is amazing

[–]HadouKenny 0 points1 point ago

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I believe the dog's name is Sharky.

[–]yoat 0 points1 point ago

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What kind/breed of cat is that?

[–]stephoswalk 1 point2 points ago

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It looks similar to a Snowshoe but it's missing the v-shaped white mark on it's forehead.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowshoe_(cat)

[–]2012ad 0 points1 point ago

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Vet tech here. That is definitely a snowshoe. There's no set pattern for the white patches on their coats. They vary a great deal from cat to cat.

[–]jasondazed 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sure it's a snowshoe. We have one and beyond the obvious physical similarities, that cat behaves the way ours does.

We don't own a Roomba though :(

[–]Blue_Bi0hazard 0 points1 point ago

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I would say she has some Siamese in her but maybe a half breed.

[–]Corpsman223 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Gudeldar 0 points1 point ago

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Needs more watermarks.

[–]ThePeculiarPenguin -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Samccx19 1 point2 points ago

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And not a single fuck was given that day...

[–]joeyxl -1 points0 points ago

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Holy shit this is funny. I just bursted out laughing in the mall waiting for my manager to open up the store, so i look like a complete dumbass

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 0 points1 point ago

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Don't worry, you probably always look like that.

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[–]I_CATS 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck you.

[–]drosengix -1 points0 points ago

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Excellent melee harass

[–]minibeanie -5 points-4 points ago

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Well Duh...Any Pit Bull wearing an argyle sweater is just asking to get his ass whooped... Slap ALL the dogs!!!!

[–]adammcbomb -1 points0 points ago

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fucks cats

[–]adammcbomb 0 points1 point ago

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sorry, i didn't mean what I said. I actually meant, "Fuck cats."

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[–]TehJohnny 4 points5 points ago

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"The dog is a puss", or maybe he is a well adjusted and trained dog that isn't going to snap and bite everything that irritates it.

[–]mhmmgurl -1 points0 points ago

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lololol

[–]BearMac -1 points0 points ago

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I don't know whats cooler: the dog wearing a sweater or that cat being a boss.

[–]troll-up -4 points-3 points ago

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smack that bitch.