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[–]spoothead 85 points86 points ago

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[–]TooSubtle 19 points20 points ago

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[–]JmjFu 21 points22 points ago

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That sums up my Skyrim experience.

[–]realfinkployd 1 point2 points ago

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Replace bear with giant and you are spot on.

[–]bluekaylo 4 points5 points ago

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Elephants actually do this. They bury people if they're dead. I think reddit might have told me this ...

[–]Dannybaker 2 points3 points ago

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No reddit certainly did not tell you that. They don't bury people they mourn their dead

[–]bluekaylo 4 points5 points ago

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Yes, they do. There's a report of someone sleeping and then an elephant coming along, poking her, her not responding out of fear and then they cover her with branches and stuff. Lemme find it a sec. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/3818833.stm This is a different one. The one I read was on wikipedia I think. But here you go. unless it was just trying to hide the evidence ... crafty thing. there's a bunch of other reports if you google it too.

[–]Dannybaker 6 points7 points ago*

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Haha yeah right,bury.. sneaky bitch just tried to cover the evidence. Thanks tho,the more you know

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[–]Dannybaker 2 points3 points ago

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Also I've made a typo and no one corrected me !

[–]balmanator 1 point2 points ago

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That story ended less horrifying than I anticipated.

[–]bluekaylo -1 points0 points ago

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Less horrifying than murder? SOCIOPATH ALERT.

hah nah I kind of described it like he had a shit and then tried to cover it up like some cats do but we all know it's there no matter how hard they try. Even if we have to search for it sometimes.

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[–]remake 9 points10 points ago

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You're not even good at trolling.

[–]hey12delila 5 points6 points ago

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I think he's First-Day-On-Internet kid, using his parents credit card for gold.

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[–]hey12delila 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, you mean your fans over in /r/circlejerk?

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[–]ienjoypuppies 0 points1 point ago

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heh

[–]aido727 196 points197 points ago

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http://www.channelate.com/2012/02/15/bear-in-camp/

at least post it from the source...

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[–]larwk 10 points11 points ago

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This is the 3rd time in 2 weeks I've seen it on the front page =/

[–]altsetiX 7 points8 points ago

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And the first time I've ever seen it. Reposts happen, and more often than not make it so people that aren't as fortunate as you get to see it as well.

[–]Marksta 0 points1 point ago

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Reposts with watermark advertisement embedded in somebody elses work. Anybody on their first time of seeing this should of down voted.

[–]I_like_boxes 0 points1 point ago

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I will consider it a good thing that I haven't seen it until now then. It means that reddit hasn't taken over my entire life yet.

[–]ollyollyoxygenfree -3 points-2 points ago

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1st world problems.

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points ago

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I've got a legit question. How come Reddit only loves supporting web comics? You never see this with other kinds of posts.

[–]lundbecs 24 points25 points ago

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Also happens, sometimes, with artists. I think it has to do with the level of connectivity that people tend to feel with webcomic artists. Many are very open about financial and personal difficulties, and those who aren't still ride the waves of sympathy and honest support for those people putting themselves out there to be judged, barely trying to scrape by for years until they can hit it big or squeezing time from a stone to work a full time job and make a comic.

Large corporations just don't garner the same level of empathy. Personally, I think the question is a good one, and people tend to just not care when they see the scale of the theft as being dwarfed by the scale of the offended party. Kinda like the argument "my vote doesn't matter, so why bother". The statement is true, but if followed universally, or at least by enough people, the system falls apart.

[–]koopaatroopa -1 points0 points ago

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Why does your comment not have a thousand upvotes?

[–]lundbecs 4 points5 points ago

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Because there really is rarely any reason to read the comments on a post such as this. Personally, I usually just check to make sure the top comment is an attribution, and after that move on.

Also because I would have a heart attack if my total comment karma more than doubled from one random comment I made while far more than half asleep, right before quitting the internet for the night.

[–]Magic_is_the_answer 57 points58 points ago

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Eh... Magic

[–]Scuzzzy 13 points14 points ago

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Can't speak for anyone else but I would imagine it's because sites like that create their own content and so it's messed up to just rehost it and cheat them of traffic. I discovered this comic thanks to aido727's link and browsed random comics for a bit.

[–]RalphMullin 4 points5 points ago

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I find this odd also, when someone posts something that is not on imgur, it seems about 75% of people on here wont click on the link and say something stupid like "Why aren't you using imgur?" but then they complain that you don't link the source when you use imgur...

[–]ak_ -2 points-1 points ago*

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In comparison to which kind of posts?

edit> That's not a sarcastic remark by the way, that's a real question.

[–]itsprobablytrue 1 point2 points ago

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But then no one would get easy karma

[–]SolidBlake 2 points3 points ago

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Up you go! I hope.

[–]fuckingobvious 33 points34 points ago

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Said the old man to his penis.

[–]aido727 2 points3 points ago

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This is a webcomic I followed recently after finding this EXACT strip in this exact subreddit a week or so ago...

[–]DeathMetalFTW88 61 points62 points ago

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I wonder if bears just think they're harbingers of death. In fact, I just wonder what bears think. It would be cool to be a bear.

[–]SephirothOmega9 37 points38 points ago

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Skip winter by sleeping it all away? FUCK YES SIGN ME UP!

[–]DeathMetalFTW88 30 points31 points ago

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Then getting to take a mammoth shit at the end of winter. I can't think of a better way to bring in spring.

[–]koolkid005 12 points13 points ago

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Which would probably tear your asshole clean in twain. OH! Now I understand why bears are so angry all the time. Same things happens to me when I take a particularly painful shit, just raw rage for like 10 minutes after.

[–]RidinTheMonster 12 points13 points ago

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Weird, I only feel pure satisfaction.

[–]DisRuptive1 3 points4 points ago

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I feel lighter.

[–]didihearthatright 4 points5 points ago

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If tearing your asshole makes you feel pure satisfaction... I think I may have some bad news for you.

[–]RidinTheMonster 8 points9 points ago

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It's only after the deed is done that I feel satisfied, and he said nothing about tearing my asshole.

[–]CorneliusJack 3 points4 points ago

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Or FABULOUS news.

[–]Bakbakk 3 points4 points ago

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But what if you incarnate in a polar bear?

do polar bears hibernate?

dont care, their cubs are pretty cute

[–]rderekp 3 points4 points ago

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Yes, they do.

[–]JoelWiklund 6 points7 points ago

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And then wake up super-disappointed!

[–]DasBeerBoot 1 point2 points ago

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[–]dharh 1 point2 points ago

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Not only sign me up, but also buy pamphlet and and buy condo for said hibernation.

[–]gunslingerroland 3 points4 points ago

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In the woods in the mountains is a good place to begin

A song about a blackbear living in his balckbear den

Doing all the blackbear things a blackbear just might do

I hope in my next lifetime I can be a blackbear, too.

And here comes blackbear now, crashing through the thrush.

Unphased by thorns and branches that would hurt me to the touch.

In pursuit of some small animal; the food chain is a truth.

And the bear has the advantage of the massive claw and tooth.

(and so on)

[–]werslty 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, but then you just sit around eating honey all day and get so fat you end up getting your ass stuck in a rabbit hole.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, bother.

[–]secretly_a_zombie 1 point2 points ago

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Bears were easy to make look evil (it's in their blood) http://imgur.com/a/MeVu6

someone need to start a subreddit for this.

[–]gliscameria 1 point2 points ago

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"Everywhere I go, people die.", Liam Neeson playing a jaded bear.

[–]QuantumBreakfast 0 points1 point ago

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Deep thoughts.

[–]xebo 0 points1 point ago

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Minus the whole "winter butt plug" thing

[–]swaglyf 30 points31 points ago

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I guess it was just too much for him to bear =,[

[–]ThomasMcHero 22 points23 points ago

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Let's just paws for a moment to respect him

[–]DaChucky 0 points1 point ago

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The family's loss must be unbearable.

[–]blackoak365 2 points3 points ago

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bear in mind he was a good kid

[–]DaChucky -2 points-1 points ago

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Fur their sake, I hope the bear gets them the message.

[–]Syvandrius -1 points0 points ago

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I hope that I can catch them, it would me a lot of I could ursine in my condolences.

[–]RobbyLee 0 points1 point ago

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I think you're a bit grizzly in your head, cause you accidentally a few words.

[–]stevexr1p 1 point2 points ago

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Hope this doesn't turn into a grizzly situation.

[–]juzcallmeg0d 7 points8 points ago

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Aww...I feel bad no one continued your pun thread :(

[–]rellimnahtan 8 points9 points ago

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That's ice cold- ThomasMcHero down there tried to continue it thirteen minutes before this comment. You're here pronouncing the patient dead while he's over there pumping its chest and breathing into its lungs.

[–]kwikthroabomb 1 point2 points ago

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Because we all read the bear pun thread when it was posted a few days ago. I supposed we could just go copypasta that as a cheatsheet though...

[–]12khfan44 -3 points-2 points ago

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(insert bear pun here)

[–]scorpionfader 24 points25 points ago

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This bear obviously cares. He's a care bear.

[–]Magic_is_the_answer 10 points11 points ago

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Bear question...

If a Care Bear is old or injured and gets put into care... are they in Care Bear Bear Care?

[–]panfriedmayo 1 point2 points ago

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[–]oddgoat -1 points0 points ago

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[–]berserkering 6 points7 points ago

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[–]hatestosmell 4 points5 points ago

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YSK black bears will eat you if they think you're dead, you're better off making noise to try to scare it away

[–]juzcallmeg0d 1 point2 points ago

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You Should Know?

[–]rellimnahtan 2 points3 points ago

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YSK that by now. JK, BTW I have a hard time figuring out the crazy internet lingo, I am sort of what Kurt Vonnegut would describe a Luddite. If I knew how to do it I would do the thing where they make the word blue and clickable, so you could read what I mean, but I'm too technologically ignorant to even want to learn that, you'll just have to google it yourself if you care to know.

[–]proflover 2 points3 points ago

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You sound incredibly high

[–]rellimnahtan 0 points1 point ago

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For your information, I was drunk. I've been drinking ninety percent of the times I comment. Okay, fine: I was pretty high, too. You see right into my soul.

[–]proflover 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, I do that too! I never feel the need to post comments, but when I do it's because I'm high. I was high when I read your initial comment, and I was just like, "Yeahh bro, I totally know what you mean," but I have no idea what you mean now that I'm sober.

[–]callipygianking 9 points10 points ago

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This is the third time that this comic has made it to my front page and this time it didn't even link back to the original comic (chanelate, which is hilarious btw). Come on reddit, I am disappoint.

[–]TucoSalaman 3 points4 points ago

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This made me cry.

[–]The_Real_JS 2 points3 points ago

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What's that? Reddit reposted something from a few weeks back??? Grab your torches and pitchforks!

[–]Spamiard 2 points3 points ago

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A bear there was, A bear, A BEAR!

All black and brown, and covered with hair!

Oh come they said,come to the fair!

"The fair?" said he, "but I'm a bear!"

"All black and brown, and covered in hair!"

[–]Tallkotten 3 points4 points ago

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repost of a repost of a repost for sure

[–]BleakGod 1 point2 points ago

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broke my heart.

Also.

[–]righteous_scout 1 point2 points ago

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GOD DAMNIT COMICS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL THINGS

;-;

[–]Hbit 1 point2 points ago

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I always thought playing dead to a bear was a pretty dumb idea. They eat carcasses.

[–]Cold_August 1 point2 points ago

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It really depends on why the bear is attacking you, if the bear is attacking you with intent to make you its lunch you were dead from the start. If the bear is attacking you because you’ve frightened it or it is reacting territorially playing dead will convince the bear you’re no longer a threat and it will leave you alone. A lengthy explanation for how best to survive bear attacks, including fighting back, can be found here.

[–]Andersmith 0 points1 point ago

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That's not funny! That's sad...

[–]emadhud 0 points1 point ago

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The last two frames are ambiguous because of those move darts. Did the bear kill him?

[–]souldust 0 points1 point ago

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yeah fuck you OP for not posting source. down you go I hope.

[–]rubypete 0 points1 point ago

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I wept a little, then laughed, then realized that life was a precious precious commodity....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Bear, you have stolen my heart in that last frame.

Bravo!

[–]BubsBilby 0 points1 point ago

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wierd bear

[–]WeirdWordCombination 0 points1 point ago

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Don't worry, I got your back.

Hey, Twitcher77's mom. Your son's a momma's boy.

[–]SasoriSoren 0 points1 point ago

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This will probably be the most amazing thing I witness today.

[–]Viper6994 0 points1 point ago

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Poor bear :(

[–]physicscat 0 points1 point ago

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Me don't like the crying bear....

[–]anexanhume 0 points1 point ago

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Could not find source through tineye or karma decay. 2epix is an image rehosting site a la 9gag. Anyone know source?

[–]JazDomino 18 points19 points ago

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http://www.channelate.com/ it says so right in the comic.

[–]boner_boi 1 point2 points ago

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REPOST

[–]TheLegend25801 0 points1 point ago

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repost!

[–]xdig2000 0 points1 point ago

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Seen that last month on reddit, great.

[–]Awesomeman_ -4 points-3 points ago

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So I'm still pretty new at reddit. Nonetheless, I've seen a lot of internet stuff and find most of it average. It's stupid shit like this that gives me suprise giggles though.

[–]AriBBCP 13 points14 points ago

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thanks for letting us know

[–]Awesomeman_ -1 points0 points ago

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No worries. I aim to please.

[–]JimmyLee123 -2 points-1 points ago

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:(

[–]f3tch -1 points0 points ago

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Channelate.

[–]I_B_Trolling -2 points-1 points ago

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I fear for the children, with him now out of the picture

[–]MadHiggins -4 points-3 points ago

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jesus christ, how has this exact same comic made it to the front page AT LEAST 4 times within the last 30 days.

[–]chka 0 points1 point ago

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Most of us don't sit on Reddit 24/7 keeping records of every post...

You know why they send reruns on TV? This is the same thing.

[–]MadHiggins -3 points-2 points ago*

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24/7? oh darn, i've been insulted by someone on the internet, now my day has been ruined.