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[–]ehhblinkin 23 points24 points ago

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poor kid probably broke his foot

[–]Drunken_Economist 23 points24 points ago

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This ball was left out by a podiatrist

[–]KryptosV2 4 points5 points ago

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Cha-ching!

[–]holysocks 3 points4 points ago

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hey i remember that comic

[–]Drunken_Economist 0 points1 point ago

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huh?

[–]holysocks 11 points12 points ago

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[–]MasCapital 0 points1 point ago

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How do you know he wanted to have sex with the kid?

[–]Sincorp 58 points59 points ago

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Fuck the person that leaves a painted concrete ball out like this. So many bones can be broken due to some shit-head's idea of a joke.

[–]NoxMortalitus 24 points25 points ago

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There was some asshole doing this by my grandma's house when I went to visit her. The first kid kicked it and just sorta flipped forward over the ball. The dad came out and beat the shit out of the dude with a bus mirror.

[–]Eros_eris 7 points8 points ago

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Yes... keep going...

[–]fine_young_cannibal 3 points4 points ago

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You're just gonna leave that there and not finish it?

[–]jphw 10 points11 points ago

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Could just be practising his diving.

[–]Mutro 12 points13 points ago

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I think it is just full of water or sand

[–]heart-on 3 points4 points ago

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he stubbed his foot on the ground right before kicking the ball.

[–]brownliquid 14 points15 points ago

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I saw a full video of some kids doing this...it's concrete.

[–]heart-on 8 points9 points ago

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so he stubbed his foot and kicked a concrete soccer ball

damn

[–]themightyscott 0 points1 point ago

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No you were right to begin with. I have done it myself, it is actually the front of the ankle that hurts the most.

You can really do yourself a mischief with this sort of thing.

[–]UnknownArchive 17 points18 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
80 pound soccer ball 0coms 7pts 18hrs pics

source: karmadecay

[–]pulezan 5 points6 points ago

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great. now i have to downvote OP

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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UnknownArchive would have been the guy pointing out Anne Frank's place in the war.

[–]flowstoneknight 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah... no.

[–]PoultryPants 5 points6 points ago

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Does anyone else automatically downvote these try to make it to the front page posts? Or am I just a dick

[–]KincSoup 0 points1 point ago

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I downvoted for that and the kid probably injuring himself.

[–]diphiminaids 0 points1 point ago

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imlpying some people who post....dont want front page?

[–]TubabuT 4 points5 points ago

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[–]acmed 1 point2 points ago

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He will make an excellent soccer player.

[–]NOTTedMosby 4 points5 points ago

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In my short time on reddit I think I have deduced the formula for the thing they call "karma": Submit gif of someone trying to do something but instead failing in a painful and embarrassing way. Title the gif "my attempts at reaching the front page" Collect karma

[–]pulezan 0 points1 point ago

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Sad truth

[–]Dmoser 0 points1 point ago

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saw this on the second page bitch!

[–]A_Hippie 0 points1 point ago

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Why not just make it a medicine ball? Same effect, wouldn't hurt nearly as much.

[–]FishPilot 0 points1 point ago

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In that same video, a kid dislocated his shoulder. It actually looked pretty bad. 1:09 is the mark

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQmHwjzU1B8

[–]IAMA_SWEET 0 points1 point ago

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[–]FrenchieM 0 points1 point ago

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Nice try!

[–]Weasel182 0 points1 point ago

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Haha what a douchebag

[–]mrpopenfresh 0 points1 point ago

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This is the clasic european joke.

[–]fece 0 points1 point ago

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This kid is ready for World Cup levels of soccer.

[–]ShinyMetalBum 0 points1 point ago

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He will do very well in professional footie.

[–]therealjag 0 points1 point ago

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Thats why Scotland are shit at football, we don't have a decent football :(

[–]OutofSpec 0 points1 point ago

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So when I was a kid I took some McDonald's foam cups, and filled 'em with cement and put them out in the road. People would aim for them, good times.

[–]Lilday -1 points0 points ago

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[–]shitterplug 0 points1 point ago

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That is the most irritating video I have ever seen...

[–]solstice38 1 point2 points ago

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New around here, eh?

[–]26985 0 points1 point ago

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Those goddamn replays.

[–]madawg -1 points0 points ago

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:(

[–]the8thman -1 points0 points ago

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My reaction: "Wait.. no.." "Fuckin douche!"

[–]minhhale -1 points0 points ago

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I thought there were some stairs, and he was about to be fallen off them...

[–]PastaSlinger99 -2 points-1 points ago

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He's doing it wrong

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[–]Metalloid 2 points3 points ago

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My guess is it's real and the ball's just heavier than it looks, hence the kid trips.

[–]slouched 0 points1 point ago

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ill believe it is, look at how when he falls he lands on it, a normal ball would bounce or at least roll the other direction, its gets slowed but keeps rolling after, its got some inertia to it

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[–]Dakma 0 points1 point ago

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"HAHA, you broke your foot! It will probably bother you with pain for the rest of your life, keeping you awake at night with throbbing, ice-cold pain! LOL! Hurting people is fun!"

[–]saxasm 0 points1 point ago

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They'll be so trolled! Trollololol

[–]Arashirai -2 points-1 points ago

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the soccer ball full of stones...clasic