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[–]zoltar_says 6 points7 points ago

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As a jr in high school I roadtripped with my dad to upstate NY from DC to look at colleges... I brought a pillow to sleep with and woke up and noticed I had a boner. I put the pillow on my lap as I slept for the rest of the trip. He probably knew. He definitely knew. fml.

[–]woahbrowoah 3 points4 points ago

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Wet Dream on an international flight... Bet you can't beat the awkwardness of that.

[–]FearAzrael 4 points5 points ago

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Forever alone mile high club?

[–]woahbrowoah 2 points3 points ago

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I think so. I think this may be meme worthy lol

[–]Infamous_Rage 5 points6 points ago

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[–]SIftEr22 2 points3 points ago

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LOL completely fits the situation at hand

[–]Sonorama21 0 points1 point ago

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thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]crazyemerald 2 points3 points ago

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Ooh, that sucks. Did anybody notice?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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fortunately no. i ejaculated very stealthily

[–]moderatorrater 9 points10 points ago

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i ejaculated very stealthily

Thus your new tag, CumNinja.

[–]walrusii 4 points5 points ago

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You don't think they noticed. But would they tell you if they had noticed?

[–]SlvrArrow 6 points7 points ago

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"He's waking up, act natural!"

[–]mitchwh 0 points1 point ago

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Suddenly have to stop at a gas station to "pee"

[–]lkrat -3 points-2 points ago

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Not sure if i should up-vote because it's humorous or down-vote because it's not a cool thing to happen :/