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[–]kdubb666 1 point2 points ago

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I'll take 2 McDoubles, a McChicken, small fry, and a Med. Sweet Tea.

[–]borrihong 1 point2 points ago

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:( my McDonalds charges tax, does yours not?

[–]kdubb666 0 points1 point ago

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Shit.... Hold the small fry.

[–]borrihong 0 points1 point ago

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i usually skip the drink... beer is best with grease capsuls.

[–]RupertDurden 0 points1 point ago

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Get a double cheeseburger instead and make a McGangBang.

[–]SimilarImage 1 point2 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
2 months Teekoo When you walk into McDonald’s with more than five dollars: here 467 1216
4 weeks tarraaa Walking into Mcdicks at a [6] with more than $5 /r/trees 79 579
2 months WestCoastAmbitions How I felt waking up on Christmas as a child here 70 805

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[–]H483R -1 points0 points ago

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Repost of a repost of a repost.

[–]SuccessfulRepoST[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Successfully

[–]H483R -1 points0 points ago

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-1 = success

[–]SuccessfulRepoST[S] -1 points0 points ago

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It's a long term investment.