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[–]chemguy90 6 points7 points ago

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so that was you?!

[–]DracoX872 1 point2 points ago

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[–]chemguy90 0 points1 point ago

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"Oh stop it cutie!"

[–]GODFATHER_OF_REDDIT 1 point2 points ago

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Just so you know, I love meeting redditors in the wild, but if someone asks me when the narwhal bacons I'm going to think they're a douchebag right off the bat.

We need a new fucking catchphrase.

[–]Drunken_Economist 7 points8 points ago

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Am I the only one that think that the whole "narwhal bacon" thing is dumb? Reddit is the 50th most visited website on the internet, with 2 billion pageviews a month. Tons of people are on reddit - it's not an "exclusive club" like it used to be

[–]Freerunparkour 8 points9 points ago

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Actually, most of the people I know have never heard of reddit. Rage comics, maybe, but hardly ever reddit.

[–]Dawwe 0 points1 point ago

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But still, it's such a dumb question. Why not just ask "Do you go to reddit?"?

[–]Freerunparkour -1 points0 points ago

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Well that's boring to me. It's much more entertaining to say when does the narwhal bacon. When else do you get to say narwhal and bacon in the same sentence, yet still sound sane?

[–]Flanq 1 point2 points ago

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sane.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[–]Freerunparkour 2 points3 points ago

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You are probably right... I questioned the use of that word, but was too lazy to see if it was what I thought it was. Thanks haha. I hope people knew what I was trying to say..

[–]Flanq -1 points0 points ago

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I did indeed, but an opportunity for a relevant reference on reddit should never be passed up.

[–]Freerunparkour 0 points1 point ago

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I would make an edit to that... But I don't know how to on my iPod. I don't hardly ever get on Reddit on my computer.

[–]Antrix32 0 points1 point ago

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So you can't enjoy people having things in common with you?

[–]a-holt 0 points1 point ago*

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I am with you. Sorry but if you say that to me I real life I'm going to think you take this website way too seriously.

[–]Kramtomat 0 points1 point ago

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Because it's just hella more fun to have a phrase to say. I agree the whole "When does the narwhal bacon" thing is ridiculous when people circle jerk it, but when used properly like in this ragecomic it's just awesome!

[–]RandomDuckWithAHat -1 points0 points ago

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Well.. I guess.

[–]XxchroMeRoGue -1 points0 points ago

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He was actually planning on killing you btw.

[–]jesp3r -1 points0 points ago

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[–]barium111 -1 points0 points ago

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Does that question has any history(meaning) to it or is it just some random bullshit?

[–]Rudolphini 1 point2 points ago

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Here's the answer.

[–]Pap3rkat -3 points-2 points ago

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Ninja redditor

[–]killerofgod 1 point2 points ago

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If it was a ninja you'd never see him.

[–]lonko -1 points0 points ago

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your comment just made me think: what if a ninja redditor spoke to me in the past, but I couldn't see or hear him?