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[–]Alexios_dickening 104 points105 points ago

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at first i was like well that's nice. but then i was like holy shit those are real ducks!

[–]Massin 7 points8 points ago

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[–]renegadeofunk 31 points32 points ago

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It's gotta be weird having ducks walking all over your penis.

[–]bralph82 15 points16 points ago

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dont knock it till you try it.

[–]onipaa 7 points8 points ago

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I tried it once. It's not all it's quacked up to be.

[–]ThatMadeGoodPractice 19 points20 points ago

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[–]Indestructavincible 30 points31 points ago

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I'm pretty sure that those ducks had special oils in their feathers that soap can ruin.

[–]jalien 68 points69 points ago

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Its OK - they were killed right after the shoot so the oils were not a problem.

[–]farceur318 16 points17 points ago*

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They were roasted and served on tiny plates at a tiny table so that Zach could eat them and pretend he's a giant, as he is wont to do.

[–]Flanery 18 points19 points ago

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At that age ducks do not have any oil in their down; their mother will rub off her oil onto them until they grow feathers and start producing their own oil.

[–]Indestructavincible 4 points5 points ago*

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TIL

EDIT: W-w-w-wait a sec.... I don't see the mother around.... Zak looks full....

[–]habitualLineStepper 0 points1 point ago

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yeah, but then ... he always looks full.

[–]thedaj 27 points28 points ago

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OMG if you look closely you can see his duck.

[–]leros 7 points8 points ago

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Why did I go back and look? What's wrong with me?

[–]TheSuperDonald 1 point2 points ago

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Thinking that something is wrong with you, is what's wrong with you.

[–]Abe21599[S] 13 points14 points ago

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you spelled duck wrong

[–]stanfan114 2 points3 points ago

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That's a shitake mushroom, I think.

[–]Doovid97 0 points1 point ago

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Hohoo!

[–]nickboy98 1 point2 points ago

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its a pretty small duck!

[–]sandysquirrel 5 points6 points ago

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I sat here looking at this pic for god knows how long going, "Holy shit, Zach Braff got fat!" It makes a lot more sense now that I've read the other comments.

[–]habitualLineStepper 0 points1 point ago

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it's a PETA ad on how eating duck can make you fat

[–]edeity 3 points4 points ago

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TWO GIANT PEARLS AND A GOLD BAR

[–]NeedMoreDinosaur 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Chromogenic 2 points3 points ago

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Photographer is Martin Schoeller, he does a lot of wonderful celebrity portraits. http://m.vh-artists.com/index.php?/mschoeller/portrait-iii/

[–]Torocatala 1 point2 points ago

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just in case anyone wants a bit moreof resolution http://www.vh-artists.com/img/media/ms_portrait_iii_07_b.jpg

[–]1Bold 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sure this specific picture was for an article for GQ when he was the cover picture with golden flakes in his beard

[–]iyla 2 points3 points ago

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This should be in r/aww

[–]ChargedCable 2 points3 points ago

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first thing I did was look to see if I could see his penis.

[–]duckingducktape 2 points3 points ago

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"You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker." - Zach Galifianakis

[–]burnafterreading91 3 points4 points ago

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As a heterosexual male, I for one would love to take a bath with Zach Galifianakis.

[–]CJGibson 3 points4 points ago

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Lucky ducks.

[–]nalld 1 point2 points ago

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duck tail/ass feathers are some of the softest things i've ever felt. must feel good on his junk

[–]Rradum 1 point2 points ago

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What in the actual duck?

[–]PrincessKitty 1 point2 points ago

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Don't let the pecker peck the pecker.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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My first thought is "I hope Zach doesn't get hungry!"

[–]wheelybin_1 1 point2 points ago

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There has never been a more valuable beard to a career

[–]Durpadoo 1 point2 points ago

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Got a duck on my dick!

[–]Wut_Du_Fuq_Iz_Brunch 1 point2 points ago

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Thought the ducks would be bigger since no NSFW tag. Guess not.

[–]rhoula 1 point2 points ago

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That second duck from the right does not seem to be swimming, he looks like he is standing on something. What exactly? I really don't know...

[–]slodogk 1 point2 points ago

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As a guy, I would totally run my fingers through his beard.

[–]Kitty_McWhiskertips 1 point2 points ago

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He always looks so snugly.

[–]Mt_Snowtokia 1 point2 points ago

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Hope his DH (dik-head) isn't hanging out. Talk about some animal abusage.

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[–]luckymcduff 10 points11 points ago

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So... Most pictures of celebrities?

[–]CitizenPremier 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah I hate fun too.

[–]Honda_TypeR 0 points1 point ago

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I am pretty sure PETA is going nowhere near this one :P

[–]noahwhiteman24 0 points1 point ago

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Very SFW

[–]HarMar 0 points1 point ago

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Zach as Tairy Greene as The Snuggler.

[–]PrincessKeona 0 points1 point ago

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Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese - goslings! They were juggled.

[–]RandomMandarin 0 points1 point ago

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Well, fuck a duck.

[–]ozpunk 0 points1 point ago

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He is the Snuggler!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]kellydean1 0 points1 point ago

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Funniest dude out there.

[–]BeeSilver9 0 points1 point ago

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Ducks poop... a LOT.

[–]Fimoreth 0 points1 point ago

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Any idea if there's a larger version of this? I'd love to use it as a wallpaper :D

[–]duckingducktape 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Fimoreth 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks a ton!

[–]HeyGirlsItsPete 0 points1 point ago

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Jim Joe...

[–]TehVeganator 0 points1 point ago

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69th comment lol

[–]AgentSnazz 0 points1 point ago

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As a person who's taken a bath with duckies before, I can vouch for Zach's expression of extreme contentment.

[–]thedudesabider 0 points1 point ago

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louie, louie, louie, lou-ayyy.

[–]Bear_Paw 0 points1 point ago

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I'd hit it.

[–]Jamuraan 0 points1 point ago

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If you look closely, one of those ducks is actually his penis.

[–]guileite -1 points0 points ago

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Zach Gabacivanafis

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[–]NaClx 0 points1 point ago

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[–]NaClx 0 points1 point ago

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Interview with Bradley Cooper

To be fair, this was long before Zach found his niche.

[–]NaClx 0 points1 point ago

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Also, sans beard.

[–]gravyenema 0 points1 point ago

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I understand this joke.

[–]JimMorrisonsCorpse -1 points0 points ago

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This is a man who is trying far too hard.

[–]Chilicookoff -1 points0 points ago*

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That doctor guy really let himself go.

[–]iselfe -1 points0 points ago

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I think this belongs in /atheism

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[–]LurkingisFun 1 point2 points ago

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Uh.... What is BewilderedLemon?
ding ding ding

[–]raw031979b -4 points-3 points ago

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That sure is a lot of farts!