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[–]strawberryshortycake 13 points14 points ago

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Dark Lord=Voldemort?

[–]tatanka_truck 7 points8 points ago*

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[–]bilbo9000 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty sure hes thinking of cathulu.

[–]Dunkelheit_und_Tod 0 points1 point ago

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No, Dark Lord = Chuckles the evil piggy.

[–]ms_emerika 0 points1 point ago

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Couldn't help thinking that as well.

[–]xfallxoutxgurlx 0 points1 point ago

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This was my first thought as well. I knew the cat always thought his pureblood is better than mine, that little douche.

[–]tallykat 6 points7 points ago*

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y0, this was made by an amaZing local artist in tallahassee, fl.

i<3jlp.com

[–]LordSobi 2 points3 points ago

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I thought the pentagram was used to ward off evil? Maybe you guys have cats completely wrong and the whole reason they ignore you is because they're too busy keeping watch to save your ass from demons!

[–]cDgAnswer 1 point2 points ago

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A cats butt hole is actually a demonic portal through which it communicates it's plots with other creatures of the void.

[–]DarkStar5758 1 point2 points ago

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Voldemort has a religion?

[–]TheRedArrow 2 points3 points ago

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[–]NoojNoj 0 points1 point ago

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Go look up and watch "The Uncanny" if you haven't already.

[–]Jemmani 0 points1 point ago

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i could see how some people would think this is true and totally blow it up

[–]Take_A_Licking 0 points1 point ago

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I never knew that cats were death eaters.

[–]muffin4president 0 points1 point ago

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For a moment there i thought it had 5 legs, then i realized, cats have tails.

[–]CalamityVic 0 points1 point ago

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If you take a close look, you'll see that the cat's tail is positioned on the middle of its back since it appears behind its right rear leg.

[–]Lockski 0 points1 point ago

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I like how above the site I got an ASPCA ad.

[–]darknesspk89 0 points1 point ago

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I knew they were awesome!

[–]heamuse 0 points1 point ago

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I call that move "playing the cello."

[–]DunnoLol 0 points1 point ago

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Desktop version?

[–]freerangeRobotChickn 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Murph785 0 points1 point ago

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[–]TheHoboFish 0 points1 point ago

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[–]lilh1pp13 0 points1 point ago

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My cat doesn't have a tail. Am I good?

[–]pinwifree 0 points1 point ago

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i knew it

[–]Vettit 0 points1 point ago

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[–]rockaholick37 0 points1 point ago

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This should be the cover of the next Slayer album...

[–]m3dos 0 points1 point ago

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Sincerely, Dog

[–]shadowsog95 0 points1 point ago

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They warship Ozzy Osborn

[–]Your_Post_Is_Metal 0 points1 point ago

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[–]feniel0414 0 points1 point ago

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seems legit

[–]figmonster -1 points0 points ago

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Are you the original artist or did you just blatantly steal this from threadless?

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[–]figmonster -3 points-2 points ago

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My mistake. That's what I thought they did at first. So how about you climb down off your high horse and go fuck yourself.

[–]hotpocket1000[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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I took the picture of the site that is what Reddit is for finding funny things across the internet and post it here and then we laugh at it.

[–]SPkx1 7 points8 points ago

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Holy lack of punctuation, Batman!

[–]DJSYX9 1 point2 points ago

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[–]stovey12 -1 points0 points ago

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I thought this post was stupid the first time i saw it a month ago.

[–]El_Schorcho -1 points0 points ago

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Gotta love threadless

[–]PacmanRoss -1 points0 points ago

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This cat has 5 legs...

[–]doesnotgetthepoint -1 points0 points ago

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tail

[–]TheThistle -3 points-2 points ago

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Could have told you that.