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[–]sprawn 128 points129 points ago

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[–]SmilinBob82 30 points31 points ago

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From their site.

There are 2 things i find hilarious about this:

1: 'National Sites' Obviously Truth Ministries doesn't know how the internet works.

2: Really, using CSS to set the highlight color to pink on a site with homophobic messages?

[–]sprawn 14 points15 points ago

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Religious types are really into expanding their local ruleset to a global scale. This is why they can't conceive of people doing things differently. They think atheist pray to themselves, and so on...

[–]beason4251 10 points11 points ago

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Christians use .css, atheists use .TeX?

[–]sprawn 3 points4 points ago

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ha ha... indeed. They've been cascading all over the world for 20 centuries.

[–]PerfectGentleman 115 points116 points ago

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Using "gay or lesbian" instead of "asian" in the original makes no difference. Same thing, different inherent unchangeable trait.

[–]PoniesRBitchin 67 points68 points ago

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"We didn't say it was wrong to be Asian." Oh. "We said it was wrong to be gay!" OH ...

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago*

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Christians generally view gay as actually engaging in homoerotic behavior, not simply being genetically predisposed to finding your gender preferable to the opposite gender. Christians do not accept the concept of gay children for example. In the christian mind, children having not had sex can not be gay. This is why christians view gay as a choice and not something innate such as biological conditions like skin color or eye shape.

Ask yourself, can a straight man can engage in gay sex, enjoy it, and not be gay? Why?


edit: I should add to that question,

Does having anal sex with the opposite gender qualify as gay because it is the same kind of sex you'd get with the same gender?

Personally I don't believe in straight or gay. I believe humans exist and humans fuck. Does who you fuck fundamentally change who you are? No. It does not. So why can't we just drop the pretentious labels entirely and let people be happy? Gay pride? Straight Pride? Black pride, White pride? I see all of these as highly offensive. Fuck you if you've ever been prideful because of your genetic mix. You're a fucking human, nothing else. Now get out there and fuck.

[–]elusiveallusion 5 points6 points ago

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Does who you fuck fundamentally change who you are? No

I agree with your post, but disagree with this point. It's obviously nobody else's business, but the choice of whom to fuck, how, and when, can be life changing and wonderful

Just saying.

[–]Bartab 1 point2 points ago

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It's only life changing because of how society is so tied up in other people's business.

[–]Ricuta 1 point2 points ago

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Which doesn't change the fact that it can be life changing. Social experiments cant be done in a vacuum unfortunately.

[–]Bartab 0 points1 point ago

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"Can be", I suppose. Unlikely to be for most people if you remove all the nosy neighbors getting involved.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Social experiments cant be done in a vacuum unfortunately.

Actually...

[–]Ricuta 1 point2 points ago

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That's great seriously. haha

[–]elusiveallusion 1 point2 points ago

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Is it? Can't I be a happier person because I've found a person with whom I have wonderful fucking?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Of course a good fuck can be life changing. I said "fundamentally change who you are" because I meant that you're not going to have LSD style life changing effects from sex. The gender of who you fuck is not going to cause you to suddenly give a damn about starving kids in Africa such that you go get on a plane to go feed them personally. LSD might have this effect on you however because it can fundamentally change brain chemistry, literally changing who you are. My entire feeling is that life is short, find someone to fuck and be happy.

[–]elusiveallusion 1 point2 points ago

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I suppose what I meant was that my relationship with my wife - which, after all, is a relationship about whom to fuck, how, and when - has been life changing for me.

That might sound cheesy, but is true.

Also, I'm a humanist and materialist, so I think all changes in moods are brain chemistry :-)

I agree with your other points.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Lol. I suppose that's a fair way to look at it.

[–]cyranothe2nd 3 points4 points ago

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Does having anal sex with the opposite gender qualify as gay because it is the same kind of sex you'd get with the same gender?

No. And also, your imagination is severely limited if you think gay dudes do nothing but assfuck each other...

can a straight man can engage in gay sex, enjoy it, and not be gay? Why?

Depends on what you mean by "enjoy". If you mean "achieve orgasm," well, a wet noodle can get most guys off so that's no thing. If you mean enjoy it as in want to do it again, be turned on by the sight of a male body,etc then yeah, that dude's gay (or bi). And I suspect that most people are a lot more fluid sexually than we all want to admit (ie, I don't think that gay/straight is a demarcation--I think it's a continuum).

But your idea that it's the BEHAVIOR that makes you gay is ridiculous. I'd be straight, even if I'd retained my virginity until I was 30 because I'M A GIRL WHO WANTS TO FUCK DUDES. It really is that simple.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Anal sex is something both gay and straight males and females can and do engage in. I'd have included oral sex but it is contested as not real sex.

Yes, I mean enjoy as in orgasm and wanting to do it again. A dude can fuck a man or woman in the ass, orgasm, and want to do it again. A woman can strap on fuck a man just as well as another man can fuck a man. The gender of either party is irrelevant, enjoying anal sex does not make you gay.

I agree with your continuum belief. It is not my idea that behavior makes you gay. I was very clear that I was explaining the christian mindset, not my own, and why christians see gay as a choice. As stated above, I don't believe in straight or gay. I believe humans exist and humans fuck. Fucking a woman in the ass or fucking a man in the ass is functionally the same: you are inserting a penis or dildo into an asshole and both parties are enjoying it.

[–]unspeakablevice 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking a woman in the ass or fucking a man in the ass is functionally the same

No.

Sex isn't just putting things in places, it's about emotionally connecting to another human being. Gay people connect to the same gender, straight people connect to the opposite gender, although both are a fluid scale with bisexual people smack in the middle.

It's great that you don't believe in labels, but you can't therefore reduce the act to one of rubbing mucus membranes together. There's a deeper element, and critically, the gender of the person you're with will define your enjoyment of the act. Do it blindfolded and you need to imagine a person, and a gender; doing anything else is classified as a fetish, and fetishism is not a generalizable occurrence in the population.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Who/what you connect with is arbitrary and entirely dependent on personal world experiences. Sexuality is not about emotionally connecting, it is about sex. That's why sex is in the name.

Sexuality is not a fluid scale. There are three reasonably well defined positions, gay, straight, and bi. These positions are entirely arbitrary and can be changed with the slightest personal desire. No one can tell you that you are gay, you have to find out for yourself. Many "obviously gay" people enjoy heterosexual relationships and have never had gay relationships.

the act to one of rubbing mucus membranes together.

This is all sex is, physical contact with another human being that feels good because of stimulation of nerve endings that release endorphins in the pleasure centers of the brain. Sex is nothing magical, it is science.

Do it blindfolded and you need to imagine a person, and a gender;

Not true. People with objectophilia can sexually connect with toasters or any other object. Try this, go masturbate and keep stimulating the nerves until you orgasm. You do not need to think about or imagine anything. Males often spontaneously ejaculate (orgasm) in their sleep, and they do this all life long not just during puberty.

[–]unspeakablevice 0 points1 point ago

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I think part of why this conversation is difficult is that I don't really know what you're saying. I feel you're mixing up a lot of terminology and aren't really clear on how they relate to your point.

For example, objectophilia is a fetish. My position as per the last paragraph is that fetishes have nothing to do with your sexual orientation.

Either you feel that sexuality is defined by what you fap to (men, women, toasters), or you feel that sexuality is who you emotionally connect with (as in, love). I think that the first option is ridiculous because it means that a gay man is only gay because he happened to put his penis in a male anus - that is not what being gay is, not what would be the defining characteristic of any gay man; just ask one.

But like I said, I'm unsure of what you're saying, maybe your point is that sexuality is more than who you fuck; the second option.

Care to clarify?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Either you feel that sexuality is defined...

That right there is the problem. The definition of sexuality is entirely 100% up to the individual in question. No one can tell you you are one way or the other, you have to figure it out for yourself. Even if your genetics say you are one way or the other you can still override them with experience.

Part of my point is that labeling sexuality is as tedious as calculating the distance from Detroit to London in nanometers. Sexuality, like plate tectonics, is not a fixed constant, so to calculate it so precisely is meaningless.

The other part of my point is that defining your sexuality in such precision means that you are literally cutting yourself off sexually from half the population. Don't be so closed minded.

[–]Bartab -2 points-1 points ago

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So a non acting pedophile is still a pedophile?

[–]Directors_Cut 3 points4 points ago

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Why does some jerkoff always bring up pedophiles during a gay debate?

[–]Bartab -2 points-1 points ago

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Why does some jerkoff always want to change the rules based on if something is a choice or not?

[–]Directors_Cut 1 point2 points ago

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I would presume you're bisexual? Most people fall withing gay or straight sexual preferences, only a small minority are capable of sexual attraction to both genders.

Secondly, gays have faced adversity from society and the law and continue to do so in many countries. People can reduce who we are down to sexual conduct alone, but this is offensive. Gay people fall in love, find companionship in the same gender just as heterosexuals do. Yes, maybe some straight people could have a homosexual experience. That doesn't make you gay, IMO. Falling in love with a person of the same gender does.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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My preference is to masturbate because sex is only so-so, but I'm a romantic and I choose to have sex with the person I love as well. Sex is more of an enjoyable duty than something I require. I like my porn with lots of bodies doing everything.

only a small minority are capable of sexual attraction to both genders.

This is based on decades old research that has been heavily discounted in light of modern findings. Bisexuality is actually incredibly common according to modern findings, especially among women.

straight people could have a homosexual experience. That doesn't make you gay, IMO. Falling in love with a person of the same gender does.

Just so we're clear here, you are literally saying a person could have gay sex and be straight but another person could be gay and never have sex. If this doesn't highlight the problem with labeling sexuality then I don't know what would.

[–]Directors_Cut 1 point2 points ago

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Just to be clear, you've had sex with a man?

Bisexuality is actually incredibly common according to modern findings

According to CDC, the prevalence of sexual conduct with the same sex is around 5%.

If this doesn't highlight the problem with labeling sexuality then I don't know what would.

I am pointing out why labeling is a good thing. The gay rights movement have made progress by labeling ourselves "gay" (acronym for "good as you"). This has allowed us to stand as one, to fight oppression, to be perceived as a distinct social group worthy of the same rights as others.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Nope. I'm abstinent with men. Still find em attractive though.

"gay" acronym for "good as you"

This is literally the first time I've heard this.


According to a recent analysis of data from the 2002 National Survey of Family Growth, which was sponsored by the Center for Disease Control, 1.8 percent of men and 2.8 percent of women ages 18 to 44 identify as bisexual. Additionally, 12.9 percent of women and 5.9 percent of men ages 18 to 44 said they were attracted to both sexes.

We're going with the idea that attraction and not necessarily action is what makes you gay, right? Based on the 2002 CDC study, over 18% of the US population is bisexual. To put that in perspective, non-religious/atheists clock in at about 15% of the population.

Maybe if organized gays spent less time being proud of their gayness, literally as offensive as the KKK being proud of their straightness and whiteness, and focused on being recognized as human people and not as "gay people", just maybe they would have been able to get their marriages recognized at a national level by now instead of only having their gay-marriages recognized by a select few states.

[–]ScoobyDew79 1 point2 points ago

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Your math is wrong. 12.9% of women and 5.9% of men (18-44) would not equal "over 18% of the US population.". First, you're extrapolating one group to the entire population. Second, assuming the population of males and females in said group is equal, the overall percentage (for that group) would be 9.4%. No idea what you were trying to convey here anyhow.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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First, the male:female ratio is close enough to 50:50 for the purposes of an informal reddit argument. The percentages can simply be added together.

Second, the the study was released in 2002 and the (18-44) demographic is already a very large sample size. Ten years have passed. Presumable the current (18-28) demographic is similar to what it was in 2002, and equally presumably the current (44-54) demographic is similar to the same age group in 2002. This literally expands the age group by 10 years in each direction, for a 46 year window. It is atleast accurate for 25% of the population and by extrapolation accurate for at least 50%. In all likelyhood it's accurate for the entire population.

In pointing this out I hoped to convey the reality that labeling one's sexual preferences only seeks to limit one's exposure to all the world has to offer. A person having only opposite gender relations is not straight but rather abstinent of same gender relations. A person having same gender relations is not gay but rather abstinent of opposite gender relations. A person having both same and opposite gender relations is not bisexual but rather more open to exposure to all the world has to offer.

My point is that labels like gay and straight are pointless because they seek to divide humans into categories that we were never meant to be sorted into. We're humans. We fuck. It's what we do. There is no need to arbitrarily label oneself one way or the other and instantly lock out literally half of what sexual intimacy has to offer.

[–]Capercaillie 0 points1 point ago

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Personally I don't believe in straight or gay.

I don't believe in the color "blue."

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That's good because it doesn't really exist. It's just a temporary label to describe an idea.

Straight and gay are pointlessly descriptive labels. It's like measuring the distance from London to Detroit in nanometers. Sure you can do it, but it just doesn't make any sense to do so because the number won't be accurate but for a moment thanks to plate tectonics. Modern research is readily showing that gay and straight are not fixed and unchangeable positions but rather variable positions that do change over time, much like my aforementioned distance between London and Detroit.

[–]Capercaillie 0 points1 point ago

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You're a temporary label to describe an idea.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I, praise_theos, am a label to describe a specific instance of an object, a human specific human in a specific nation on a specific planet. You are no different.

Please go back and read my edit to my above post because it really does do a rather well job at explaining the silliness of labeling objects down to such irrelevant levels as their sexuality.

[–]Capercaillie 0 points1 point ago

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it really does do a rather well job at explaining the silliness of labeling objects down to such irrelevant levels as their sexuality.

No, it doesn't. Your repeated bald assertion of something that is clearly counter to observable facts is somewhat....religious.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Please tell me what observable facts you are talking about. Because I see humans and I see fucking. That the bodies are one sex or the other is irrelevant to the fact that humans are doing the fucking. Measuring in such ridiculous detail that you feel the need to sort sexually engaging humans into categories labeled "gays" and "straights" is what I see as somewhat religious.

[–]jlennon4422 0 points1 point ago

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I think that "gay pride" and "black pride" are used more as protests to homophobes and racists, saying that the fact that others hate them won't change them. It's also sort of defense against homophobes or racists. I think that if there were no homphobes, gay pride wouldn't exist, or at least not nearly to the extent it does today.

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I see what you're saying, but I think you missed what I was saying. Gay/straight/white/black are genetic. You can choose to live a hetero lifestyle and you can choose to lighten or darken your skin tone. Or you can just be happy with who you are.

But to have pride in your genetics that you literally did nothing to earn, that is repugnant. Be proud of the things you do, in the things you achieve, but not about things you have no control over, such as your luck-of-the-draw genetics.

[–]Numb3r_6 48 points49 points ago

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I now see the point behind the alteration of this billboard. Whomever did the photoshop job was making a great point.

[–]GJCaesar1138 10 points11 points ago

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Am I allowed to correct your grammar? Because it's totally whoever.

[–]A_Grammar_Dragon 1 point2 points ago

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Gonna leave this one alone..

[–]Numb3r_6 0 points1 point ago

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Knock yourself out, but cite your source.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Good luck convincing your average conservative Christian of that. If gay sex wasn't a sin, then their understanding of the Bible would be wrong. Since it's obviously not, gay sex must be a sin and although they might not know exactly why you're wrong, you must be.

You can't use evidence or the position of the APA to argue that sexual orientation isn't a choice, because their understanding that it is a choice is not based in reality.

[–]YvesSch 1 point2 points ago

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I do not understand how the original billboard is any less worse than the photoshopped one. The only difference is that society has progressed away from racism more than it has from discrimination against homosexuals.

[–]hb_alien 0 points1 point ago

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While it is probably impossible to become straight, you can live a life "without sin", meaning without gay sex. You can marry a girl, have kids and raise them as a straight couple, which I think is what the Xians want "ex-gays" to do.

You can't stop being Asian.

[–]PerfectGentleman 1 point2 points ago

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If gayness refers to behavior, then you can ask an asian to stop acting asian. Still the same exact thing. It's offensive to both, and it's utter douchebaggery.

[–]Directors_Cut 0 points1 point ago

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You can get plastic surgery. I saw a documentary about it, Japanese women are increasingly getting surgery to appear "Western" (white skin, round eyes etc)

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[–]TychoCelchu 12 points13 points ago

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But you have no control over either one. You are both born with a race and a sexuality.

[–]forgettableme -1 points0 points ago

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But they believe sexual preference is a choice, so to them this is not the same thing.

[–]TychoCelchu 1 point2 points ago

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I don't give a flying fuck what they believe. What matters is the facts.

[–]forgettableme 0 points1 point ago

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Well the fact is that here in the US (I'm not sure about other countries) each prejudice takes time to get over... I mean we still deal with people who have prejudices against people for matters of race, though it is now "normal" to believe prejudice against races is wrong, it was not always that way.

In matters of sexual preference it really hasn't been very long since Ellen, and other stars started coming out of the closet, and gay pride parades and what not that made being anything but heterosexual "okay".

Homosexuality and transgender isn't totally mainstream, though I am kind of fascinated by how fast it is going mainstream. I mean, I'm only 34 and attitudes have changed so much over the last 20 years alone. It's kind of amazing. But its been over 50 years since segregation against African American's started to be repealed... and there are still hold outs for that. Still those who don't see men and women as equal. Still people who actually believe stereotypes...

So again... the fact is that it isn't viewed the same way as race by many people and will take time to change. It isn't really surprising that churches are the last hold outs since they view it as a morality issue and a choice, not a part of our genes.

[–]aceist -1 points0 points ago

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T to the H to the I to the S

[–]stalkingstalkers -2 points-1 points ago

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I don't know how much I agree with that. People seem to discredit their power over their emotions. If someone truly doesn't wish to feel a certain way, they can alter the way they feel.

I'm not going to expand that to incriminate people for their feelings. All I am saying is that people have more control than they give themselves credit.

Also, I don't at all agree with being born with a sexuality. Perhaps ultimate sexuality is unavoidable due to certain circumstances, but I wholly believe that it is a person's experiences that shape him/her. Any rebuttal to this should fall to reliable scientific evidence, because I have never seen anything to reliably support or deny this claim.

THAT BEING SAID - I highly doubt that Religion is the best place to go for help in successfully controlling your emotions. That is all.

[–]Capercaillie 0 points1 point ago

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Your use of boldface means that your position is unassailable! This despite the fact that the words in bold are one of the stupidest statements ever written on reddit, and man, that's saying a lot! "I haven't seen it, so no scientific evidence against my position exists!" Yeah, if anybody else had said that, it would obviously be moronic, but the fact that you've bolded it changes everything! Congratulations on this stunning victory of logic and intelligence!

[–]stalkingstalkers -2 points-1 points ago*

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You miss the point. I'm asking for scientific evidence because I don't want any anecdotal evidence. Your comment is just unhelpful. I didn't even make a statement in bold, I was just asserting my preference for an actual helpful comment in response to what I said.

FURTHERMORE: I did not say that no scientific evidence existed, just that I had not seen any yet and would appreciate it in response. Nowhere did I say anything that even sounded like that. So, thanks, but no thanks.

[–]Capercaillie -1 points0 points ago

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Seriously--English isn't your first language?

[–]stalkingstalkers -1 points0 points ago

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Why do you ask? Is it your second language? Am I using words that are too big for you?

I'm done responding to you, since you have no interest in adding to the conversation. You also fail to see the logic in what I said in bold. Perhaps if I added to the statement to include "yet I have seen substantial anecdotal and opinionated 'evidence' that has no scientific foundation."

You, sir, are either a troll or an idiot.

[–]Capercaillie -1 points0 points ago

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Again, congratulations on your stunning victory of logic and intelligence!

[–]thx1138_gaymer 18 points19 points ago

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I am both gay and Asian. I like my skin yellow, my cuddle buddies to be men, and their imaginary Zeus looking thing can SUCK IT!

[–]PoniesRBitchin 11 points12 points ago

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Well one cancels the other, you can totally still get into heaven.

[–]KeswickPinhead 26 points27 points ago

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He'd rather get into Kevin.

[–]case-o-nuts 8 points9 points ago

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I'm not sure why the hoax is considered any more offensive than the original.

[–]KeenanSteel 8 points9 points ago

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If you or others have a problem with scripture, then your or their issue is not with Truth Ministry but with God.

I'm going to go with "both."

(The scripture in question is a random irrelevant verse on being cleansed from "sin")

[–]WAStarDust 6 points7 points ago

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I kinda find the original one more offensive than the photoshopped one.

[–]Thraxbama 12 points13 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/Ue6jN.png

guess i'm not going to get to see what's on that site

[–]acemnorsuvwxz 11 points12 points ago

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Safe browsing is for wieners.

[–]fedornuthugger 4 points5 points ago

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weiners are for pussies.

[–]DealerUmbra 3 points4 points ago

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"Vendor reliability" and "Child safety" are both marked as Very poor.

I chuckle at the implications.

[–]IVI4tt 1 point2 points ago

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WOT has ridiculous Child Safety guidelines. I had it as a plugin for my phone browser and every time I went to Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal it said "This site is rated poorly by our users because kiddy porns"

[–]CheekyMunky 2 points3 points ago

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Are you tongue-in-cheek paraphrasing, or did it really say "because kiddy porns"? I hope it did.

[–]kireiray 5 points6 points ago

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I can't stand when people use the "If you have a problem with XXXX scripture, it's not a beef with US but with GOD!" argument and then turn it right around and apply every little scripture out of context to justify their bullshit.

There is so much hypocrisy in this world.

[–]Numb3r_6 4 points5 points ago

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So they aren't racist, just homophobic?

SOunds like they are still fuckheads to me.

[–]praisecarcinoma 2 points3 points ago

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And just when I was ready to give 1,000 upvotes... foiled again.

[–]AutumnEmber 2 points3 points ago

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Oh. Sign still sucks balls.

[–]sprawn 0 points1 point ago

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sign sucks balls, indeed.

[–]sheps 2 points3 points ago

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Just as the ad said--if you "don't want to be"--if you want help, great. If you don't want help, then our ministry is not for you. We are not here to slam those that are happy being asian.

Meta-Trolled.

[–]panintegral 1 point2 points ago

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I guess Good Girl Gina is not so good anymore... http://i.imgur.com/mHwVb.png

[–]nobinobi 0 points1 point ago

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Really, nobody noticed the dude in the banner pulling that Yao Ming face?

[–]Theishi 0 points1 point ago

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Oh they were talking about homosexuals. That makes it ok

[–]alcakd 0 points1 point ago

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Just as the ad said--if you "don't want to be"--if you want help, great. If you don't want help, then our ministry is not for you. We are not here to slam those that are happy being gay.

That is actually fairly respectable although the implications of the ad (that homosexuality is some blight be cured) are still terrible.

Now, many feel that we are filled with hate saying that there is hope for change. I would say that scripture says otherwise in 1 Cor. 6:11

Ehhhhhh... That's just stupid. To judge whether something is hateful or not just because the bible says it's not hateful is idiotic. It should be judged from a "down-to-earth" perspective of "Will it feel like we're telling them they're abominations and need help? Oh. It does? Let's not do that then".

[–]PraiseBeToScience 0 points1 point ago

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That is actually fairly respectable

I'm going to respectfully disagree here.

Why would a person not want to be gay? Who created that environment to begin with? They did. Finally, as every medical organization has attested, you cannot cure sexual orientation. Ergo, giving someone false hope to cure a condition they caused that person is actually extremely disrespectful.

[–]alcakd 0 points1 point ago

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It's no fair to just take half of my quote...

That is actually fairly respectable although the implications of the ad (that homosexuality is some blight be cured) are still terrible.

The 'respectable' I was referring to was that they weren't actively chasing people down and telling them what they are is wrong (which some groups do).

Respectable relative to the actions of those who do shit like set up a sign that says 'GOD HATES FAGS - FAGS GO BURN IN HELL".

[–]PraiseBeToScience 1 point2 points ago*

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First, I was not attempting to misconstrue your statement such that you actually believed homosexuality is some blight to be cured. I only cut the quote off in an attempt to focus my point, as the original was in plain sight. My apologies for any confusion.

The point I was trying to make is that if the implications of a idea are not respectful, then the idea itself is not respectful, regardless of the words used to represent it. Therefore that idea is not deserving of respect. Let me be clear, I do not advocate the censoring of that idea, only that it be given the respect it deserves in intellectual conversation.

I would argue that abhorrent ideas dressed in respectful language is even more disgusting than abhorrent ideas plainly stated. Using respectful language to dress up the disrespectful implications of that idea is being intellectually dishonest. It's usually an act of deception in an effort to obtain social acceptance. This excludes the discussion of abhorrent ideas in the context of real, rational, respectable debate of course. (i.e. this discussion, which is why I respectfully disagreed).

Edit: To be clear, I am not implying you are attempting to dress up an immoral idea. You've clearly stated it's immoral, and I accept that claim as accurate.

[–]alcakd 1 point2 points ago

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Fair enough. I've re-evaluated and realized that it is true that a thinly disguised message that 'gays are wrong' is just as much offensive as outright saying that they are.

[–]LargeMarge_Strikes[S] 0 points1 point ago

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So, someone actually edited the original "gay or lesbian" one? Or just created a legit billboard to troll truth ministries?

[–]sprawn 15 points16 points ago

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You can read about it yourself...

It was "Photoshoped." The original billboard was homophobic propaganda.

[–]LargeMarge_Strikes[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Hahahaha wow... that's hilarious. Pretty good photoshopping

[–]ivenoideawhat -1 points0 points ago

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So what you're saying is that an atheist believed something to be true with out any proof, other than the fact that what is presented simply exists?

[–][deleted] 243 points244 points ago

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From what I hear...its an "eye-opener.."

[–]feureau 39 points40 points ago

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Honestly, speaking as an asian, I prefer 16:9 to cinemascope.

[–]KillYourTV 9 points10 points ago

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I try speaking as an asian but my blue eyes and pale skin always give me away.

[–]geotek 9 points10 points ago

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Russians are asian........

[–]elusiveallusion 3 points4 points ago

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Technically Asian, the best kind of Asian.

[–]BZenMojo 1 point2 points ago

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Russians share about 10-30% of their genetic heritage with Indians, so your mileage may vary.

(Technically, most of it, since Indians share about half of their genetic heritage with white Europeans, but still...)

[–]ScienceChatter 0 points1 point ago

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Some are, some aren't.

[–]PopcornJockey 0 points1 point ago

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But, but, 16:9 is a television videographic aspect ratio and cinemascope's 2.39:1 aspect ratio is a movie theatre screen format. Are you saying you prefer TV screens to cinema's, or 1.85:1-Flat (which is close to 16:9) to cinemascope? I'm so confused!

[–]PoniesRBitchin 67 points68 points ago

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!

[–]Reddit_Delenda_Est 11 points12 points ago

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[–]Lemonnjello 2 points3 points ago

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hey now, as an Asian with large eyes...i am quite offended!

[–]MansplainThisForMe 6 points7 points ago

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[–]SimilarImage 33 points34 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
3 weeks robanders8 Just pray about it /r/WTF 148 746
3 weeks I_Can_Haz_Brainz They can fix you if you're gay AND NOW if you're Asian. ಠ_ಠ here 43 196
7 months proak Stupidity? There's hope for change /r/pics 3 16

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[–]420ish 4 points5 points ago

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What the fuck is a dat.

[–]thomyorke64 12 points13 points ago

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Third person singular indicative present of "dare."

[–]kinglime 7 points8 points ago

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The point of this spoof is that, just like race, sexuality is something you're born with and can't change.

[–]abacobeachbum 13 points14 points ago

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I realize that this was photoshopped, but it makes about as much sense as the original message.

[–]yellownumberfive 16 points17 points ago

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Religion: tapping into self-loathing for 4000 years.

[–]STUN_Runner 7 points8 points ago

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"You know what you are?"

"What am I?"

"You're a self-loathing Jew."

"Am I?"

"Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes."

"I wanna tell you something. I do hate myself, but it's got nothing to do with being Jewish."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PoPZF82FX8

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Showing my age now. I thought that was Woody Allen

[–]Deathcrush 4 points5 points ago

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I'd down-vote this twice if I could. Old news AND it's not real.

[–]cephalopod11 2 points3 points ago

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I swear if this gets posted one more time, I'll...politely point it out again.

[–]LargeMarge_Strikes[S] -1 points0 points ago

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hahahahahaha.

[–]frackmesideways 1 point2 points ago

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With a bit of skepticism =)

[–]beardpirate 1 point2 points ago

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Went to their website, look at all the white people. It works!

[–]amadorUSA 1 point2 points ago

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A giant irony pie has hit them in the face.

[–]Greasy 1 point2 points ago

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You should react with skepticism and incredulity as to whether it's real.

[–]PUREMOOSE 1 point2 points ago

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Thats really dangerous, if an asian driver looks at that while driving they are definitely going to crash.

[–]bruiserman 1 point2 points ago

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It was faked. Truth ministry website also says it was a faked approx 3 years ago.

[–]skyclown 1 point2 points ago

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Dear America, please give back all our emigrants, you're a disgrace to humanity. Signed, THE WORLD

[–]crazykatchic 1 point2 points ago

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one word....WOW!

[–]germish 1 point2 points ago

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So if your lesbian AND want to change these people are offering some help. Nothing wrong with that. However I think the people that put up the add overestimate the number of people that have some issue with their own sexuality. Am I crazy to think that this add doesn't convey the idea that gay is bad? its clear that very many people do read that message. do you think their intention is malicious? I'll just say, I think it's misguided.

[–]wizzrobe30 1 point2 points ago

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Scumbag Truth Ministry: Is called a truth ministry.

                              Lies for money.

[–]Lemonnjello 1 point2 points ago

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I'd like to replace "asian" with "fat" on that billboard, and put up a picture of a morbidly obese person.

[–]wayndom 1 point2 points ago

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That is a whole new dimension of WTF...

[–]MoonCheats 1 point2 points ago

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http://imgur.com/UnNTI

Anybody recognize this face?

[–]LargeMarge_Strikes[S] 0 points1 point ago

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yeah, it's the girl from the satire billboard after she got changed to a white person. she's now the front page of truth ministries

[–]MoonCheats 0 points1 point ago

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It's Good Girl Gina...

[–]Varks 1 point2 points ago

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Finally, I've dreamed my whole life of being black, and now there's hope.

[–]Jarode 1 point2 points ago

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you mean a church can make me white when sciance cant checkmate atheists

[–]explosiveasshole 1 point2 points ago

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will this picture ever leave this subreddit? holy fuck

[–]kuauhtemok 0 points1 point ago

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very annoying that people think that way

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It's fake

[–]schad500 0 points1 point ago

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Wait...what?

[–]HappyGoPink 0 points1 point ago

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Great Poe-ing!

[–]secret3 0 points1 point ago

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Are you Christian and don't want to be? There is (NO) hope...

[–]neiltc 0 points1 point ago

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their solution has to be stick on googly eyes.

[–]thelakesouth 0 points1 point ago

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I'm calling shenanigans on this one guys.

[–]ukiya 0 points1 point ago

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Will they teach me newspeak there?

[–]kateweb 0 points1 point ago

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WTF ?? the first thing that came to mind was black Mormons

edit : oh apparently a shop job

[–]Paxientas 0 points1 point ago

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Obvious shop is obvious.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I really want to make a "they will open your eyes" joke but I'm not going to........wait never mind just did.

[–]Sandbox47 0 points1 point ago

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Lol. Why would I want to downgrade?

[–]ansahub 0 points1 point ago

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WTF

[–]thareaper 0 points1 point ago

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IMPOSSIBRU!

[–]tnova 0 points1 point ago

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There's no way this is real.

EDIT: Oh, it's not real but the original isn't any better

[–]terrafutrobot 0 points1 point ago

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This picture was hilarious when I first saw it...5 years ago.

[–]MostUninterstingMan 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't the Truth Ministry from 1984?

[–]SkepticalJohn 0 points1 point ago

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The truth is boring!

[–]KincSoup 0 points1 point ago

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Molotovs.

[–]Breokz 0 points1 point ago

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Hello everyone,

Is the 'Truth Ministry' a real organization or is it just satirical? I've sent them a mail with the question but they did not respond yet. They say there is no evidence of any genetics that are associated with homosexuality etc. - How can an organization like that exist? Can't they be accused for discrimination? This is a violation against the human rights! Why doesn't anyone do anything about this? I recently discovered all these kinds of organizations and I was so disappointed in the world! Growing up in an atheistic neighborhood i'm absolutely shocked to see things like this!

[–]dorisfrench 0 points1 point ago

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What?

[–]hittingal 0 points1 point ago

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So racist...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The best way to react would be to actually go to the website, and figure out it was satire.

But then you'd have missed out on 600 link karma, obviously.

[–]milosqax 0 points1 point ago

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So, it has come to this.

[–]kgst 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit: the most gullible place on the internet.

[–]Skeptical_Romulan 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Lemonnjello 0 points1 point ago

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Good Girl GINA! Was she previously ASIAN!?

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shopped

[–]MaryK529 0 points1 point ago

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Lol wtf?

[–]AwfulNameFtw 0 points1 point ago

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Spray-paint the "and don't" in that ugly green.

[–]sweetpoison138 0 points1 point ago

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For a tad second. I was the 666th upvote. Felt good man.

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Damn, it's fake. I'll just have to stay inside the closet. 2coms 10pts 4mos WTF
Hope for Asians (X-Post from WTF) 0coms -1pt 22dys funny
They can fix you if you're gay AND NOW if you're Asian. ಠ_ಠ 43coms 196pts 23dys atheism
Just pray about it 148coms 746pts 23dys WTF
Stupidity? There's hope for change 3coms 16pts 7mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]AutumnEmber 0 points1 point ago

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Are you... I... It.......... grab my shotgun

[–]MackLuster77 -1 points0 points ago

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How could you for one second think this was anything other than someone making a point about the genetic nature of homosexuality?

[–]adapt2me -2 points-1 points ago

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This shows the desperation of some.

[–]picklesforever22 -1 points0 points ago

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I believe that "lolwut?" is a good reaction.