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[–]POTUS 12 points13 points ago

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[–]OppositeImage 1 point2 points ago

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Yup, if you like something give the person who made it their traffic. Plus it's just easier than rehosting.

[–]herp_66 1 point2 points ago

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Redditor for 3 years.

You are not new here.

[–]donuts741 1 point2 points ago

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Redditor for 8 months.

You are pretty new here.

[–]herp_66 0 points1 point ago

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What are you trying to say? :P 'New' on Reddit yes. always lurk Rule1&2

[–]manwithabadheart 0 points1 point ago

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You've been here for three years. You should have learned by now that this is the state of all these popular subreddits now. :(

[–]Wontoncookie 1 point2 points ago

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My wood pet is bigger than yours. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Mossyisanoob 1 point2 points ago

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That aggressive stone breed needs to be bred out of existence.

[–]Namdor_Rodman 2 points3 points ago

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It's not the breed, it's the owners. Just look at the Colorado Boulders. Largest breed there is, yet gentle as a pebble. And don't get me started on the misconception about the Pompeii Lava Rocks.

[–]leedorham 1 point2 points ago

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Good ol' rock. Nothing beats rock.

[–]ScaperBen 1 point2 points ago

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If I had a rock for every time I saw this, I'd have...enough for a Japanese rock garden

[–]DarnLemons 0 points1 point ago

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This is the most reposed comic on the internet, but the man with the rocks face in the second panel is hilarious to me every time. Its so sad and hurt looking.

[–]herp_66 0 points1 point ago

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Always carry paper with you...

[–]Silenis 0 points1 point ago

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Repost. Downvoted

[–]munch112000 0 points1 point ago

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Reposting shitbag

[–]lil_bif 0 points1 point ago

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Haha this should be under /wtf

[–]Psykes 0 points1 point ago

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Now that's a... rocky relationship! YYEEAAAHHHH!!!

[–]SpeedyTaco626 3 points4 points ago

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Actually it was a ROCKweiler!

ZING!

[–]thefreq -1 points0 points ago

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This pun thread really ROCKS

[–]ChristmasK 1 point2 points ago

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I hope you get stoned

[–]Dapwell -1 points0 points ago

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This retoast is getting stale.

[–]moonunit92 2 points3 points ago

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i dont know ive seen it like 6 times and i giggle evrtim

[–]PrinceVultan -1 points0 points ago

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[–]ilovebooks08 -1 points0 points ago

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