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[–]faptag420 68 points69 points ago

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He looks like a llama now

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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Doggie Llama.

[–]bigshocka 6 points7 points ago

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He's reached nirvana. The back of a truck.

[–]cantthinkofanickname 0 points1 point ago

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More like a "killer llama" with those canine teeth.

[–]beauFORTRESS -1 points0 points ago

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came here to say that

[–]Glitch29 -2 points-1 points ago

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Okay, it's official. I opened up the comments with the sole intention of seeing if "llama" was mentioned. Top comment, and I was not disappointed.

[–]NeverStopPosting 1 point2 points ago

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Came here for Alpaca :(

[–]geronimo45 2 points3 points ago

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[–]VAPossum 107 points108 points ago

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This picture made me grin, but so did seeing that the driver had the dog in a safety harness. Yes, in a bad accident he could still be hurt, but a harness so, so increases his chances in any accident. Good call, and thank you!

Happy ass dog is happy AND safe.

[–]Arxilca 41 points42 points ago

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Not to mention the fact that it was taken from the passenger side instead of the driver's side, like so many seem to be...

[–]VAPossum 22 points23 points ago

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Unless it was taken in a part of the world where the driver's wheel is on the right. Eh? Eh??

But seriously, anyone who's going to put their dog into a harness is probably going to let someone else take the picture, too, so they can drive safe.

[–]SorasNobody 10 points11 points ago

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Well the car is on the left hand side, so you're right, the driver is taking the picture.

[–]KAMalosh 2 points3 points ago

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Not necessarily. If the truck is in the passing lane of a freeway, in a country where people drive on the right side of the road, then it would be the passenger taking the picture.

[–]candlejack_userna 8 points9 points ago

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Maybe, then again maybe no one is driving!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit! What's with the sudden spirit of detectives?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Safety first ya know!

[–]4boltmain 0 points1 point ago

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Its on the highway.. he is on the right side of the road.

[–]SpotTheCat 0 points1 point ago

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Unless it's in the UK.

[–]Eurynom0s 5 points6 points ago

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But isn't the dog NOT safe, since the dog isn't wearing goggles (small bits of debris will get int the dog's eyes, he either won't notice/won't care, and if this happens over enough car rides it can cause really bad eye damage)?

[–]AtOurGates 2 points3 points ago

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isn't the dog not achieving maximum adorableness by not wearing doggles?

FTFY

[–]iImplying -2 points-1 points ago

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shut up.

[–]ikkonoishi -1 points0 points ago

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Good guy harness increases chances of being hurt in any accident?

[–]mmajortomm 15 points16 points ago

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WARBLEGLARBLE

[–]PirateKilt 38 points39 points ago

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He needs some Doggles

[–]Yboc 8 points9 points ago

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I picture him sitting in the back seat of a biplane wearing goggles with that exact same face.

[–]dekiCar 1 point2 points ago

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Don't forget a white scarf with aviatior goggles. It's a must!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Don't forget a bomber jacket and a leather skull cap!

[–]VAPossum 2 points3 points ago

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While a beagle in the front seat prepares to fight the Red Baron.

[–]shat93 28 points29 points ago

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[–]Self_Manifesto 19 points20 points ago

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[–]dr_fox[!] 9 points10 points ago

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derp level: K9

[–]Z3F 19 points20 points ago

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Funniest part is that the car is parked.

[–]anexanhume 3 points4 points ago

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It's like awkward eel's joke went exceptionally well and he's so proud of himself.

[–]m00r5tuD 5 points6 points ago

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That dogs teeth are like 10 shades whiter than mine :( lol

[–]myztry -2 points-1 points ago

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At the same age?

That dog will likely die of old age before the age you were able to feed yourself...

[–]RunJun 6 points7 points ago

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[–]occasionally_horny -1 points0 points ago

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Well THAT was disturbing.

[–]V4L3NT1N3 12 points13 points ago

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... until something flies into his eye. Why do you think it is that we sit behind a plate of glass when we drive?

[–]NickStihl 0 points1 point ago

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Suddenly JUNE BUG!

[–]Subduction -2 points-1 points ago

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You mean like on a motorcycle, a machine designed to be fun?

Sometimes fun is worth a little risk.

[–]aquasucks 1 point2 points ago

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Which is why we have helmets or goggles.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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If you've ever ridden a motorcycle, you'd know that eye protection is essential.

[–]Subduction -3 points-2 points ago

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I owned a motorcycle and I know it's important. What's also important is occasionally taking a little more risk in exchange for a great experience.

I would never regularly ride without safety gear, but sometimes a brief and exciting moment is worth a bit more risk.

Even for dogs.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Now I know you haven't.

A bug in your eye at 30 is incredibly risky, let alone faster.

[–]Subduction 0 points1 point ago

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What are you talking about?

I haven't what?

Yes, there is a risk of getting a bug in your eye at speed. It is less safe than alternatives, which you weigh against the benefits. That's what risk is.

And faster what?

Seriously, I have no idea what you're even saying.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's not less safe, it is over the line stupid. You are riding on 600 lbs of metal down asphalt, with nothing in between you and the road except your jacket. And you want to be temporarily blinded, cause it's more fun?

Do you not drive with your seatbelt in a car sometimes because it is less safe, but more exhilarating?

Darwin is in full force.

[–]Subduction 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, it's your understanding of how risk works that is over the line stupid.

Risk is the intersection between the consequence of something happening and it's likelihood.

While the consequences of being blinded on a motorcycle at speed are quite high, if I take short, occasional rides without eye protection the likelihood of it happening is actually quite low. If I do it frequently then that goes up, but I didn't say that, now did I?

I don't find driving without a seatbelt exhilarating, so your attempt at an analogy is pointless.

While your reference to Darwin is adorable, you may want to pay a little less attention to biology and a little more to mathematics and psychology.

[–]V4L3NT1N3 -1 points0 points ago

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You don't at least wear sun glasses when you ride a motorcycle? Besides, you have the ability to determine risk for yourself. An animal doesn't have that luxury. They don't get that something can put their eye out and that they should turn away when the car ahead of them creates a cloud of dust. I guess one eyed dogs can be fun though too amirite?

[–]Subduction -1 points0 points ago

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I don't disagree with this.

I also think you should keep him tied up on a three-foot leash inside. There are so many pointy sticks out in the yard, and it's wet so he could catch a cold, and if you let him just walk around the house he could get caught in a blanket and suffocate.

Since he can't make decisions then he needs to be protected from everything, even if it means a flat and humorless slog to the end of his short life.

[–]Darth_AV83 2 points3 points ago

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Is this a dog, or a mini giraffe

[–]somegrass 3 points4 points ago

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I always wondered how dog owners have the nerve to put their dogs in the back, I'd be driving nervous the whole time thinking about what would happen if I had to brake hard or swerve around something on the road.

[–]unknownpoltroon 2 points3 points ago

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Hes in a harness. When i drove my dog around in the back of my car, he would fall over a lot.

[–]IlliterateJedi 1 point2 points ago

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Dang, that dog flosses like a champion.

[–]Cross88 1 point2 points ago

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It feels like you're running at an incredible rate, Fido!

[–]XCygon 1 point2 points ago

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he got cleaner teeth than me :(

[–]chauchat 1 point2 points ago*

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There's nothing like the wind in your teeth.

[–]Pinuphead 1 point2 points ago

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thats a llama right?

[–]MrPinkFloyd 1 point2 points ago

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Where'd you get that llama-dog?!

[–]0x570x690x6c0x6c 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Pravusmentis 3 points4 points ago

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This puts pressure on the dog's sinuses and causes dopamine to be released in it's brain. This is also why blowing at your dog's face is not fun for it.

[–]incredulitor 0 points1 point ago

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It's true, I heard it in science class.

[–]bearzilla 2 points3 points ago

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I hear this is a repost but I still have to point out that this is dangerous. A dog could easily get hit by small debris or get a bug up his nose resulting in a severe bloody nose. This isn't smart.

[–]myztry 1 point2 points ago

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It's just what dogs do.

If you are waiting for smart dogs then you are in for a long wait until "Rise of the planet of the dogs."

[–]anonymousalterego 0 points1 point ago

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Dogs might not be smart enough to prevent this, but dogs didn't invent cars to encounter this danger. Their owners invented those cars, and they are responsible for keeping their dogs safe.

[–]ShueGoo 1 point2 points ago

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Cheeeeeeese!!

[–]I_am_the_cheese 3 points4 points ago

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Yes?

[–]shat93 2 points3 points ago

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Hey! How's Birdie?

[–]ShueGoo 0 points1 point ago

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and he appears, cheese 1, god 0.

[–]darkstrategyhd 0 points1 point ago

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[–]S1ayer 0 points1 point ago

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I thought of Frampt from Dark Souls.

[–]SuperSecretAgentMan 1 point2 points ago

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NOPE NOPE NOPE

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[–]Dfube 14 points15 points ago

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You should do an AMA.

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[deleted]

[–]djwhowe 2 points3 points ago

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I think he means do an AMA. As in "I am Streekr, I get mad at automated Reddit bots AMA"

[–]ZACHMAN3334 2 points3 points ago

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I think Dfube was referring to the trying ass part.

[–]bearzilla 1 point2 points ago

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there?

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[–]bearzilla 0 points1 point ago

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Trolling or grammatically challenged?

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[–]bearzilla 0 points1 point ago

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You so silly.

[–]Dfube 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you :) Everyone does AMAs now, get your 15 minutes of fame for cheap!

[–]bearzilla 0 points1 point ago

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Cake! Happy day!

[–]Dfube 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks :) I feel old now. Two years old already.

[–]bearzilla 0 points1 point ago

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Congrats!

[–]cyberslick188 2 points3 points ago

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Since you are fond of talking to robots, does your microwave ever have anything interesting to say?

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[–]cyberslick188 2 points3 points ago

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I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

[–]shat93 -3 points-2 points ago

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Repost Police?

[–]markfromDenver 0 points1 point ago

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Your dog looks like a lama

[–]UnholyDemigod 0 points1 point ago

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"Wait a minute. I just lit a rocket. Rockets explo-AHHHH!"

[–]BobbySweets 0 points1 point ago

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made me LOL! thanks for this.

[–]RedditsKittyKat 0 points1 point ago

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That's honestly one of my new favorite dog pics of all time. Makes me so damned happy!

[–]sweetgreerchic 0 points1 point ago

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Say Cheese!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Hahahahahahahahha. I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING.

"WHARRGARBLBLABLBLBLARBLBARBLARBLARBLARBLARBLARBL"

[–]bcmetal 0 points1 point ago

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Mitt Romney Supporter.

[–]sparklingh2o 0 points1 point ago

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Air dry?

[–]ledzep4life 0 points1 point ago

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Hello this is Do-WHARBLLGHARBBLL!

[–]EnderSavesTheDay 0 points1 point ago

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Chris Bosh, is that you?

[–]Wontoncookie 0 points1 point ago

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Odie

[–]HelpMeThink 0 points1 point ago

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I think he's a llama.

[–]Luno13 0 points1 point ago

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This. Is. ART!

[–]utpoia 0 points1 point ago

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he's posing for the photo

[–]vileSpanishiwa 0 points1 point ago

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your dog has very white teeth. how do you do it?

[–]somguy9 0 points1 point ago

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Superdog is coming to save you! fap fap fap

[–]Tryxster 0 points1 point ago

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I want to put my fingers in his gums.

[–]headless_bourgeoisie 0 points1 point ago

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Well, I will be seeing that in my nightmares.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He saw that story on how Benjamin Franklin took "air baths", so now he's air-washing his teeth and mouth.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This would make a great commercial for dog treats that clean teeth.

[–]Sadeyedladywah 0 points1 point ago

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Pooch has better choppers than most people I know...

[–]mitigel 0 points1 point ago

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Gromit?

[–]cannotlogon 0 points1 point ago

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I trust you always remember to floss the bugs out of his teeth when you get home.

[–]cokecain_bear 0 points1 point ago

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Long cats got some competition

[–]legend-ary 0 points1 point ago

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This looks alot like my mother when she gets child benefit :D Damn bitch won't give me any money

[–]iAmJimmyHoffa 0 points1 point ago

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I think it's safe I laughed too hard at this one. Have an upvote.

[–]mbr2321 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't having a dog in the back of the truck moving at a high speed bad for the dogs ears?

[–]Yage2006 0 points1 point ago

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As much as they enjoy that I was told by many people not to let them do that cause particles of dust or small rocks and maybe branches could hit them and cause serious harm to their eyes and ears.

[–]Drawtaru -4 points-3 points ago

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I would just like to say that letting your dog stick his/her head out the window, or ride in the open back of a vehicle, is incredibly dangerous.

In the instance of sticking their head out the window, bugs (like wasps) can get in their eyes, nose, and mouth, and in the case of stinging insects, can cause a lot of pain and even kill dogs that are allergic to stings.

In the instance of riding in the open back of a vehicle, the dog could jump out. Even if it has a tether, which it looks like this dog does.

In either case, if you get in an accident and your pet either has their head out the window or is in the open back of your vehicle, it's very likely that the dog will be severely injured or killed. At the very least, they will probably run away from the accident scene in fear, and may never be seen again. The best and safest way to travel with your pet is to keep them in a crate or cage that's strapped down, or buy a doggie seat belt for them. Don't let them stick their head out the window. Not even their nose.

[–]RandyMFromSP 6 points7 points ago

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And if you never leave your house, you greatly reduce the chances of dying an accidental death.

[–]rohinton 7 points8 points ago

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Yeah life's dangerous.

[–]yotapower 14 points15 points ago

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I might get downvoted for this, but the highlight of my dogs life is sticking her head out the window. It's what she lives for. From what i can tell most other dogs love doing it too. It may not be the safest thing in the world, but what's the point of living if you're not going to take risks. It's like people who say riding a motorcycle is incredibly dangerous. It might be, but the joy I get out of it is entirely worth the risk. I'm here for a good time, not a long time and if my dog could speak, she'd tell me the same thing.

[–]krenov 1 point2 points ago

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"but the highlight of my dogs life is sticking her head out the window. "

So fucking true!

[–]ayures 1 point2 points ago

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What's life without risk? We all did stupid risky shit when we were kids, and dogs have a fraction of our life span... Might as well let them enjoy it.

[–]LobsterPot -1 points0 points ago

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yes.

[–]Bitter_Idealist -2 points-1 points ago

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Shut up.

[–]KevyB -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Arxilca 0 points1 point ago

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[–]The_designer_pro 0 points1 point ago

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tonight

you

[–]dannothemanno -1 points0 points ago

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Lets blow 60 mph wind into my dogs face. That seems like a good idea! All those rocks that are kicked up on the highway, he'll just dodge those.

[–]desmo -1 points0 points ago

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Clearly you have never ridden a motorcycle.

[–]jrizos -1 points0 points ago

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Is that a whippet!?

[–]Nenbran -1 points0 points ago

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My upboats. Have them all.

[–]Zero00430 -1 points0 points ago*

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[–]LarryWashington -2 points-1 points ago

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Fake

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago*

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Like I was saying, whatever the vet prescribed for him seems to be reversing the effects of depression.