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[–]zzephyr 210 points211 points ago

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You can see the disapointment in the other guy's face.

[–]jesusapproves 61 points62 points ago

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He had a face? All I could see was the neckbeard.

[–]I_Will_Allow_This 43 points44 points ago

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I have never heard the term neckbeard before I came to Reddit. It took me a while to realize the hivemind's hatred for facial hair.

[–]Sir_upvotesalot 41 points42 points ago

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Well, I don't think they hate all facial hair. I'm pretty sure nobody here would say anything derogatory about Freddy Mercury's mustache.

[–]Jimbob15515 31 points32 points ago

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Your neck isn't your face. A neckbeard is a poorly groomed excuse for a beard.

[–]I_Will_Allow_This 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah but you're neck is connected to your face and even if it isn't it's pretty damn close to it anyways.

QED, atheists.

[–]shaun252 0 points1 point ago

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quantum electrodynamics, science 1 atheists 0

[–]wojosmith 0 points1 point ago

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Boo Hiss!

[–]szchm 0 points1 point ago

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But it has to be on your face to qualify as 'facial hair'. If it's on your neck, it's just neck hair.

[–]mr_hankey5000 -2 points-1 points ago

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If you're fat like the guy in the photo, it's very hard to judge where the face ends and the neck begins. Normally you'd go by the jawline.

[–]underwaterbear 1 point2 points ago

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As a bearded fellow, I think the "Pornography Harms" fella is quite hot. Somehow, I don't think he would enjoy this fact. But you never know! His beard looks fine.

[–]iDontSayFunnyThings 1 point2 points ago

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That's not facial hair. That's neck hair. A well groomed beard is sexy.

[–]jesusapproves 0 points1 point ago

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Neck hair.

[–]wojosmith 0 points1 point ago

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No not facial hair but hair on your neck while none will grow on your face. Go look up the name Kyle Orton QB former Bear, Bronco and current Chief player.

[–]Cptn_Hook 3 points4 points ago

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You leave chubby Richard Dreyfuss alone.

[–]CantHardlyPlayboy 11 points12 points ago

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Sometimes a persons shoes tell you all you need to know about them. This is one of those times.

[–]That_Damn_Sasquatch 2 points3 points ago

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Let's not forget that in addition to his slip-on footgear, he also appears to have his (possibly button-up) shirt tucked in to some sort of oversized khaki shorts which somehow still end above the knee. It's a good look.

[–]leaveittobever 7 points8 points ago

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A neck beard is when you have hair on your neck and only under your face. This guy has it all over his face.... You know... Like a normal beard. If you're going to judge him about something at least know what you're talking about.

[–]TheMartinConan 2 points3 points ago

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Not every beard is a neckbeard.

[–]Bipolarruledout 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck Gillette.

[–]iamtechnicolor 0 points1 point ago

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TIL what a neckbeard actually is. Thank-you reddit+urban dictionary.

[–]Djur 2 points3 points ago

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That is not a neck beard. This is a neck beard http://i.imgur.com/ej6XV.jpg

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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You can't totally blame that guy though. You shave off all your acne and see how it feels.

[–]TitleShouldRead 1 point2 points ago

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You can even see the disappointment in his middle finger that he's holding the sign with.

[–]thesoundoholic 43 points44 points ago

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Damn it, UT.

[–]Doodarazumas 11 points12 points ago

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Ah, the old west mall gauntlet of idiocy

[–]themockerlord 1 point2 points ago

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I was a fan of the Hellfire and Damnation Preachers having shouting matches with students.

[–]Nickotine 3 points4 points ago

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haha, remember this guy on campus. This is awesome.

[–]jakemcd184 5 points6 points ago

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me too, what a jackoff :-/

[–]joben14 1 point2 points ago

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I see what you did there, and I like it.

[–]Ragnalypse 2 points3 points ago

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As in Utah? Or what?

[–]TheWillbilly9 26 points27 points ago

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University of Texas. It is in the west mall. Populated with tons of people accompanied by signs and card tables....

[–]Ragnalypse 3 points4 points ago

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Ok, this makes much more sense.

I was wondering how three people would randomly notice the state but nothing more specific than that. Pretty expectable for redditors to notice a campus.

[–]venturepants 1 point2 points ago

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If something is going on around campus it's right there, on that concrete bench.

[–]Jugemu 7 points8 points ago

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University of Texas, I believe.

[–]manny130 94 points95 points ago

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HEY! That looks like UT! And the dude on the left looks like a douche bag pretending to be about something that he thinks some chick will like him for!

[–]notsofst 25 points26 points ago

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West Mall, UGL!

[–]KyleG 7 points8 points ago

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Do people still call it that now that it's not a library? We used to call it the "uggle." Now it's just the "FAC," right?

[–]jenesuispasbavard 4 points5 points ago

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FAC indeed.

[–]notsofst 0 points1 point ago

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I was not aware it was no longer a library... I'm old. :(

[–]hopsizzle 7 points8 points ago

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That is UT :), it was on the UTexas meme page

[–]Marsftw 8 points9 points ago

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And before that it was on reddit! Seriously, this is a repost.

Edit: sorry if that is a subreddit or something. I jus know there is a utexas meme group on facebook and I hate it because it has been blowing up my newsfeed for like a month now.

[–]fresh1134206 0 points1 point ago

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If you hate it, you can always unsubcribe....

[–]douche-knight 10 points11 points ago

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I'm 90% the guy holding the porn harms poster lived in my dorm (the castillian) in either 2007 or 2008. He always ate by himself in the cafeteria and anytime you were stuck in the elevator with him he would smile creepily and look directly at you the whole time. Keep in mind I am a dude and he did this to both my male and female friends.

[–]feastinganddancing 10 points11 points ago

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He's in my graduate program... He's definitely got Aspergers or something like it on top of his wacko political ideas. He's very misogynist and is pretty unpopular in a female-dominated field.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He lived in the wooten last summer and was putting up posters everywhere about his newly released self-illustrated translation of Dante's Inferno in which Dante tours UT.

[–]Bipolarruledout 0 points1 point ago

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You don't say.

[–]Kanflict 3 points4 points ago

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Holy crap there are a lot of castilian redditors.

[–]castilian_throwaway 2 points3 points ago

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And we're all posting @ 1 AM on Friday night on reddit. Somehow, I think my experience is not so unusual.

[–]Kanflict 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, I graduated a long time ago. Was a while back I was in the Castilian too. Crazy memories.

[–]gargantuan 2 points3 points ago

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Well considering he hasn't touched himself in years he is pretty desperate.

[–]castilian_throwaway 1 point2 points ago

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I live in the Castillian (and did in 2008). I eat by myself in the cafeteria. I don't know how to react to other people in the elevator. In short, the place has been the worst part about UT for me; all of my friends come from classes rather than the dorm. I'm sure I come across as creepy but if anyone took the time to talk, I'm actually not a creepy person or anything.

That's not me in the picture though.

[–]Kanflict 1 point2 points ago

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I think your biggest problem is living in the Castilian for 4 years. Why not get an apartment, or move to the actual dorms?

[–]castilian_throwaway 6 points7 points ago

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Mainly the location and the fact that I had the attitude of, "Oh, I'll stick it out for a little while, it'll probably be better next semester." Don't get me wrong, I'm not miserable or anything, it's just that this is very non-optimal in hindsight, and now I'm about to graduate and there's nothing to be done.

I just wanted to say to everyone that if you see someone eating by himself who seems creepy, well, maybe he's just some lonely chemistry major who isn't really good at talking to people and not some crazy guy like in the photo. People can be astonishingly cruel if they get into a mob mentality, and so if they see someone who sticks out they tend to draw attention to it. I don't think (especially freshmen) have developed empathy in these situations yet, and are still in a high school mentality.

[–]Kanflict 0 points1 point ago

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Oh that's definitely true. When I was there I always made a point of sitting with the international students. Can't imagine how hard it must be for some of them.

[–]douche-knight 0 points1 point ago

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Shit, now I feel like a real douche for how that earlier post came off. I'm by no means an exclusionary sort of guy. My friends and I had talked to this guy more in depth on several occasions, and he was an all around creepy dude. If you were at the castle during 07 or 08 i was one of that group of guys who were always smoking cigarettes on the rock or smoking herb in the parking garage. We were constantly heading up or down on the elevators so we ran into the man more than once. Sorry for coming down hard on guys who like to eat by themselves and to whom social prowess doesn't come too easy. I'm sure if we had run into each other at the castle we could have been great chums.

[–]castilian_throwaway 0 points1 point ago

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No worries, man. I know you weren't being mean and the guy in the photo does not seem like a good sort. I just saw the Castillian stuff and thought, "Well, shit, that's me... but I'm not like that guy in the photo! :/"

[–]PregnantFace 1 point2 points ago

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I survived the Dobie inferno of '07. That is all I came here to say, carry on.

[–]Richteen92 0 points1 point ago

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As far as I can tell, he lives in the Dobie towers now.

[–]TheMartinConan 0 points1 point ago

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There is a motherfucking Wendy's in Jasper Hall. That was badass.

[–]ownworldman 0 points1 point ago

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Well, if he doesn't watch porn, he must think of something.

[–]mars_cross 0 points1 point ago

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Don't worry, he has roommates.

[–]jazsarah 0 points1 point ago

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He looks familiar to me too! I was in the castillian in 2008.

[–]hazleapricot 0 points1 point ago

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Oh the Castilian...That's where I met my current boyfriend... And made enemies with my roommate.

The Castilian and I have a love/hate relationship.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Forget HIStory, I want to hear about HERstory.

[–]Feynx 67 points68 points ago

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Reposts harm...my redditing.

[–]Twerty 24 points25 points ago*

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I recall the original post, was definitely much sharper than this. It's been reposted so many times it actually has jpg artifacts. I have no idea how it's on the front page...

Even if you side with the notion that reposting is good in practice because people who haven't seen it before get to see it, OP could at least have the common courtesy to at have enough respect -- towards both the original person who shot the photo and the guy who made the poster, and all the viewers -- to find a better quality version using Google imagesearch (or http://karmadecay.com/). If you're going to repost, please, at least, do that much.

The highest quality (notice the difference?): http://i.imgur.com/daTSR.jpg

As a fellow internet citizen and reddit user, please, guys, consider the newbs who are seeing this for the first time. I'd like to think it we can maintain a better degree quality of content here, on Reddit and the Internet in general... Look at some of the other sites that have lower quality versions of the picture, with poor cropping, jpg artifacts, and shitty site watermarks branding once-original content like cattle -- which are sometimes reposted once again here!

We can do better.

[–]iknowyou6612 7 points8 points ago

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Seriously... The number of times I've seen this... I was there the day this guy was holding the sign so I've seen it from real life quality to this 240p quality.

[–]llikeafoxx 5 points6 points ago

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As the OP of the original post, I like you :)

[–]Twerty 0 points1 point ago

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If only more people would get the message. :'[

[–]Unicorn_Tickles 0 points1 point ago

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As someone who is not on reddit 24/7 and not from or near Texas, I've never seen this one before and thought it was entertaining. I get annoyed when I see reposes too but then I realize that there may be people who haven't seen it before and I calm the fuck down.

[–]danielg7209 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty sure Twerty addressed this in his comment. Re-read and calm the fuck down.

[–]Unicorn_Tickles 1 point2 points ago

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Meh, I had ADHD so I don't always read everything thoroughly. Sorry for being repetitive.

[–]danielg7209 1 point2 points ago

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Goddammit. Now I feel like a dick.

[–]Unicorn_Tickles 2 points3 points ago

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Nah, it's cool, I was lazy and didn't read all the comments, said something repetitive and was called out on it. Lesson learned.

I wasn't lying about the ADHD part but I was being kind of lazy.

[–]krulos 9 points10 points ago

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Reminds me of this classic post

[–]llikeafoxx 7 points8 points ago

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Well would you look at that, it's my picture.

[–]Boom_Selecta 15 points16 points ago

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Aw whatup FAC!

[–]PoorlyTimedPhraseGuy 13 points14 points ago

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*wrists

[–]Anticitizen-Zero 26 points27 points ago

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Only black people use both hands.

[–]SpermWhale 12 points13 points ago

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I use flippers.

[–]lamaksha77 0 points1 point ago

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watchout we got a badass!

[–]nirtydigger 4 points5 points ago

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[–]llikeafoxx 6 points7 points ago*

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Imagine that, I am indeed.

[–]daedalus733 2 points3 points ago

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I do recall this.

That sentence would make more sense without "already".

[–]NonAmerican 0 points1 point ago

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He's all and ready!

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[–]SomeguyUK 1 point2 points ago

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Wow this is pretty eye opening.

Tbh I watch porn as much as any guy, but recently I've been starting to think it's bad for the soul.

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[–]SomeguyUK 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah absolutely.Im watching one of those videos and it's making me question watching porn ever again!!It does seem like a lot of girls are tricked into the industry, and tricked or initimidated into doing things they dont want to do.This is horrifying.

As a side note, I used to date a girl who was an ex-hooker (long story).I didnt even really wanna know about it, but eventually I figured out it was all started by her being raped as a young child...deep down on some level she saw herself as a total slut because of it.Doing this job with these men made her feel better on some level, because although she didnt want to do it, this time she was in control of it.

Im sure a lot of girls in porn have similiar experiences and psychological issues.

[–]Bipolarruledout 0 points1 point ago

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That's why you use a fleshlight.... wait... we're still talking about wrists right?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Shelly Lubens is also a hardcore born again Christian. Keep that in mind.

[–]SomeguyUK 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah it did annoy me a bit that she slips the odd bit of religion into her videos.I dont think it makes any of what she says less valid though.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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While I'm certainly NOT saying in any way that the porn industry is a glowing profession that's free of abuse and its own problems, I think that she's stretching things a little bit because of her newfound religious anti-porn agenda. Some of the things that she was saying were so horrible to her were pretty much "Well, no shit.." items. Exposed to bodily fluids? Of course you are! I guess that some of her points were valid, but it still seems biased coming from someone that is now anti-porn to begin with.

It might be a moot point soon anyway, because the porn industry in southern California has been on the decline for several years now. Higher quality amateur porn and the rise of tube sites has been eating into porn video sales for a while. And a lot of the industry has moved to eastern European countries. With the new laws requiring condoms, many of the directors still in LA have said they're probably leaving the area too. (cursory google search brings up dozens of articles)

I don't like the over produced LA porn anyway and wouldn't miss it if the studios in southern California all shut down. Amateur stuff is way better. :)

[–]SomeguyUK 0 points1 point ago

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Well, she obviously wasnt always biased, she used to be in it!! I didnt like how she seems to paint almost all porn sex as rape - she did give some exampled of actual rape situations, but at the end of the day if you're making a regular job out of it, it's consensual to some degree.I think her point about bodily fluids was that it's not cleaned up before the next filming - which I have to admit is fucking gross.

Im kinda anti-religion, but if it saves some of these girls from the lives they are living in porn, good for them.You can see the mental scars it has left on them.I just watched the video called 'Nadia Styles leaves porn'...she seems like a really nice girl but you can tell she's in a lot of pain when she talks about doing porn, its really sad.

[–]adamdr1 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, I've seen all those clips on Efukt, but I didn't think anything of it at the time. The descriptions there are like "this whiny bitch can't even take 20 cocks!" When you're into it, you don't really realize how demeaning it is.

Plus, porn changes your brain just like every other addiction. Check out the Your Brain on Porn series.

[–]Bipolarruledout 1 point2 points ago

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Everything changes your brain. That's how you know you're alive and not dead.

[–]adamdr1 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, but I italicized it. That's how you know it's bad.

[–]SomeguyUK 0 points1 point ago

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LOL

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Ut Austin campus and this is months old. I remember that guy haha, what a clown.

[–]comancheshower 10 points11 points ago

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longhorns, assemble!

[–]ModProp 4 points5 points ago

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I remember getting the text of this picture when this actually happened. And then I went to the guy on the right's birthday and we all got drunk and had jello shot cake.

[–]llikeafoxx 0 points1 point ago

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And now I have your Reddit account; a most interesting twist.

[–]lamaksha77 0 points1 point ago

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coolstorybro.jpeg

[–]Kelsiewells 2 points3 points ago

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So I felt like I knew the guy on the right, then y'all said it was UT and the guy I know goes there. Andre, is that you?

[–]llikeafoxx 6 points7 points ago

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It's like, every time my picture is reposted, I find more and more of my redditor friends come out of the woodwork :p

[–]ktgm 2 points3 points ago

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Haha. Isn't that the truth. -KT

[–]Lysistrada 10 points11 points ago

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West Mall, baby! Hook 'em!

[–]foamingturtle 7 points8 points ago

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How do these reposts get so far?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The sad face is a nice touch.

[–]chucknorrisismyson 1 point2 points ago

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I think we can ALL safely assume the guy on the left watches A LOT of porn. A LOT.

[–]CUCUMB3R 1 point2 points ago

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My socks...

[–]potentialfriend 1 point2 points ago

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I'm thinking he is holding the sign as some kind of Scarlet Letter punishment from his mother for a pornography related mishap.

[–]Negro_Napoleon 1 point2 points ago

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That guy looks like he watches so much porn though...

[–]touzaikokon 1 point2 points ago

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As a UT student, this is even more amusing.

[–]Thisisaprofile 1 point2 points ago

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How does it harm? My right hand is so much stronger at this point.

[–]Jaydee2 1 point2 points ago

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You can't tell me that dude never jacked it to a porno. He looks like a typical basement dweller. Hell I bet 1/4 of his shopping list is lotion.

[–]heavyliftderrick 1 point2 points ago

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And we know which one is watching porn and which one is getting it on with real women. And he hasn't got a beard

[–]Tyaedalis 1 point2 points ago

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Pornography will exist as long as humans are alive.

[–]tonyvila 1 point2 points ago

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That's a fake hand on the right of the sign. Behind the sign, he's furiously masturbating with the real one.

[–]FistfulOfFucksGiven 1 point2 points ago

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I read that as "pornography hams" and was simultaneously relieved and slightly disappointed after clicking.

[–]scooterman7 1 point2 points ago

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In front of the FAC.

[–]JLow1864 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit I just realized I'm taking a class with the 'pornography harms' guy! Oh man he's a treat to listen to when there's a topic he disagrees with.

[–]illmoney 1 point2 points ago

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Dude!! That's at my school, UT Austin, it's in an area we call east mall. We also have a dude who heckles us about going to hell about 100 yards from there right by our bookstore

[–]Blahblag12321 1 point2 points ago

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I find the pain to be more in the tricep area rather then the wrist.

[–]onethrufive 1 point2 points ago

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Hook em Horns!

[–]mogurin 1 point2 points ago

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Look at the authentic face of the guy on the right... he knows this pain so well.

[–]tarkovskystrut 1 point2 points ago

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I just started using reddit and usually just browse but I saw this and had to make an account and comment. I went to middle school with this guy, played in the band with him, and hung out with him a few times when we were 13-14. He was really into Virtua Fighter 4 if I remember correctly. We lost touch after MS but he added me on Facebook and had evolved (devolved?) into a pseudo-intellectual who would literally quote pages of Hegel on his news feed and take pictures of himself wearing a top hat and smoking a pipe.

I had never seen this pic before and it made me crack up pretty bad, so thanks.

[–]ShitBabyPiss 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder if all the people having discussions on here right now, had the same conversation on the last time this was posted like this...about a month ago ಠ_ಠ

[–]EarlMcFisticuffs 3 points4 points ago

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That is a dapper-looking mustache.

[–]Richteen92 2 points3 points ago

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That is the mustache of the head of the young Hegelian society. I had no idea the guy was this nuts.

[–]EarlMcFisticuffs 0 points1 point ago

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Obviously, maintaining that wonderful mustache took all the wit he had.

Shame. It had so much promise.

[–]fuckayoudolphin 0 points1 point ago

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To be fair he is right to a certain extent. Some pornography focuses directly on the humiliation of women, things like Gag on my cock and shit like that. Those do harm women, in the production and the consumption process. Porno as a concept is fine, it's the way it is produced that is wrong. Similarly, anti-Mcdonalds people would never be accused of hating food, but Mcdonalds is a plasticized, formulaic version of food that ultimately has negative effects on society. That is what anti-pornographers think of the porn industry

[–]imitokay 3 points4 points ago

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Hey, I recognize this. It's at UT! Hook em and fuck those bastards?

[–]afrobotics 3 points4 points ago

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I love how in these pictures the people advocating porn are always more attractive.

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[–]LastOneStanding 3 points4 points ago

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[–]TheMartinConan 1 point2 points ago

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Andrew?

[–]xVictor 2 points3 points ago

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Reddit?

More like reddit ten times

[–]PineappleBoots 6 points7 points ago

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More like reddit ten times

[–]terriblecomic 1 point2 points ago

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who uses their wrist to masturbate? What a limited range of motion

[–]carpeDeezNuts 4 points5 points ago

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I'm taking you prefer using your foot?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I believe he meant he keeps his wrist static and moves his whole lower arm back and forth to pleasure himself.

[–]carpeDeezNuts 0 points1 point ago

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What's even more effective is using the arm and wrist simultaneously, thank god for joints.

[–]mr_hankey5000 1 point2 points ago

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It also makes dutch rudders very ineffective.

[–]TangoOscarMike 1 point2 points ago

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The look on the bearded guys face is priceless.

[–]ZachTheMongoose 1 point2 points ago

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Thumbs up for UT campus!

[–]ebandoozle 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote for texas independence day! (taken at the university of texas at austin)

[–]lookingforasinger 0 points1 point ago

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i want to see what that pamphlet says

[–]carpeDeezNuts 0 points1 point ago

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Get a better mouse pad.

[–]geomagus 0 points1 point ago

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BWAAAHAHAHAHA

[–]Slipknawt 0 points1 point ago

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So true...

[–]SlasherPunk 4 points5 points ago

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Porn indeed is harmful

[–]CaptainSpauIding 0 points1 point ago

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lol why did he write in 70s type font ?

[–]evnalmightyyy 0 points1 point ago

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This is just perfect

[–]dingleberriesXL 0 points1 point ago

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HAHA..is that outside the FAC??..I love those guys with signs outside the tower on the UT campus...aahh I miss being in college

[–]criveros 0 points1 point ago

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Would be funny if it wasn't true.

[–]oblivious_Donny 0 points1 point ago

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Hook em horns! The FAC RULESSSS

[–]charm__quark 0 points1 point ago

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It's a funny poster but in reality I feel bad for laughing.

[–]QuiteTheLurker 0 points1 point ago

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The eyes of Texas are upon you.

[–]Aethersol 0 points1 point ago

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Pornography harms? But he has such playful font on his sign. :C

[–]Ren_Hoek 0 points1 point ago

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Carpal-masturbatory-tunnel is no laughing matter. Hey! Dong laugh at that, my best fried lost his life because of that affliction.

[–]Coffeeholick 0 points1 point ago

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Dat Carpal Tunnel!

[–]Zenephis 0 points1 point ago

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Swirlies and assmilk cupcakes hurt my wrists. Everything else is amateur.

[–]soggy_moisture 0 points1 point ago

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Oh the wrists of ponography!

[–]voidworship 0 points1 point ago

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Chafing

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[–]Bipolarruledout 0 points1 point ago

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You say that like it's a bad thing.

[–]ThePwnSauce 0 points1 point ago

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I'm about 95% sure I know the guy on the right.

[–]MattManala 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny how often you see that people have run out of space when making their sings. "Oh crap, there's the edge already! Gonna have to make a smaller S..."

[–]finn141 0 points1 point ago

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repost

[–]braindonut 0 points1 point ago

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I won't lie. I clicked on this because I read it as "pornography hams".

[–]Epicman 0 points1 point ago

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PROTIP

If the picture has been resaved and resaved so many times that it looks like it was taken with a 15 year old disposable camera soaked in orange juice...it is probably a repost.

[–]LECHEDEMIPALO 0 points1 point ago

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;(

[–]AaronHansen 0 points1 point ago

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Who does pornography harm?

[–]just_a_quantum_dot 0 points1 point ago

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My alma mater!

[–]zbrasseur1 0 points1 point ago

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Bo Burnham?

[–]FoxifiedNutjob 0 points1 point ago

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"wrist(s)"

FIXED

[–]Luxtwo14 0 points1 point ago

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Repost :/

[–]KizziV 0 points1 point ago

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OMG its at UT!!! lolz right out in front of the registration building

[–]JulesVerneFJ 0 points1 point ago

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The guy on the right was in some kind of tv kids show, i cant remember which one :(

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Owned

[–]somerandomguy1232 0 points1 point ago

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The plus side is that my right arm is RIPPED!

[–]utpoia 0 points1 point ago

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Causes Carpal tunnel syndrome

[–]Rpmz 0 points1 point ago

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This is the West Mall at the University of Texas. I walk through here to raise hell after I've been riled up while reading our idiotic school news paper.

[–]Finrod_Felagund_ 0 points1 point ago

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Downvote for reddit's near-universal misogyny. Do you guys ever actually think about things like this?

[–]kitsandkats 1 point2 points ago

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Nope, they don't. That was my thought exactly. People just scream "Well I like porn so fuck you", without considering both sides/even caring.

That's not to say I am anti-porn. I'm just suggesting there is a (non-religious) 'other side' to the debate.

[–]fuckbitchesgeteuros 0 points1 point ago

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repost already?... :(

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balls all over this, am so sick of reposts. we never escape them, correct? i will live to be 555. i will see this on my dying day.

[–]dustbuddii 0 points1 point ago

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The University of Texas. Hook 'em horns :)

[–]somguy9 0 points1 point ago

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FAP FAP FAP

[–]wheresmyhouse -1 points0 points ago

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That man needs to have his moustache revoked.

[–]soggy_cereal 1 point2 points ago

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Why you gotta hate though? He ain't hurting nothing.

[–]Labut -1 points0 points ago

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He's flicking him off

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I like that the guy holding the "Pornography Harms" sign actually acknowledges the other guy is there. Usually people like that just act oblivious (or are oblivious, I guess).

[–]I_can_only_say_PENIS -1 points0 points ago

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PENIS

[–]prenu 4 points5 points ago

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But, but... how did you say I_can_only_say_?

[–]Faust5 -1 points0 points ago

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Next time can you find a copy with a few more .jpg artifacts?

[–]diggitydan -1 points0 points ago

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I would just skate that ledge and not give a fuck either way. looks like it could use some wax though

[–]rinon -2 points-1 points ago

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lol funny stuff... that guy needs to work out more then