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[–]Toxin197 35 points36 points ago

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Shakesbear.

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[–]sethboy67 0 points1 point ago

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I was eating. :(

[–]altgrave 0 points1 point ago

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that was... unexpected.

[–]RFswitchBlade 7 points8 points ago

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"BEAR WITNESS"

[–]WolvesAtOldGilsDoor 4 points5 points ago

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That's a beautiful vursa.

[–]amurrikan 0 points1 point ago

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That's so beautiful I can bearly contain myself.

[–]Oldburnsides 3 points4 points ago

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It is the Beast and Juliet is the sun

[–]MonkeeSage 3 points4 points ago

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Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief, That thou, her maid, art far more fair than she. Bears. (Sorry, couldn't think of anything.)

[–]no_thks_havin_butter 3 points4 points ago

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This only makes me think of playing Worms.

[–]gregdolan95 2 points3 points ago

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I like this meme

[–]arcticwolf91 1 point2 points ago

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This picture always makes me laugh.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like the bear is checking for rain.

[–]Gerhard2202 0 points1 point ago

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I want this to become a popular meme.

Even if it is a repost.

[–]zeyn10 0 points1 point ago

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this is from memory, I don't have the book, my teacher made me memorize this, He jests at scars that never felt a wound, but soft! What light through yonder window breaks? it is the east and Juliet is the sun, Arise fair sun and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief, That though her maid art far more far than she. Be not her maid, since she is envious. Her vestal livery is but sick and green, And none but fools do wear it. Cast it off. It is my lady O, it is my love! O, that she knew she were. She speaks, yet she says nothing. What of that? Her eye discourses; I will answer it. I am too bold; tis not to me she speaks. Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven, Having some business, do entreat her eyes To twinkle in their spheres till tehy return. What if her eyes were there, they in her head?The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes in heaven, Would through the airy region stream so bright That birds would sing andthink it were night. See how she leans her cheek upon that hand, O, that I were a glove up that hand, That I might touch that cheek!, I THINK I GOT A LOT OF MISTAKES THOUGH

[–]Kowzorz 0 points1 point ago

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And by memorizing it, you are no closer to understanding the meaning.

[–]Kowzorz 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't this prose?

[–]cypherdtraitor 1 point2 points ago

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Please post original image.... I want to make some

[–]wanderingotaku -1 points0 points ago

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Butt soft what paper through yonder poop wipes

[–]byoonbyoon 0 points1 point ago

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Nice title ಠ_ಠ

[–]Le_9gagger 1 point2 points ago

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Epic title is epic!

[–]sethboy67 -1 points0 points ago

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Once I read the first and second line I continued the quote to finish it for you. :)