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[–]CrazyConey 6 points7 points ago

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When i go into meetings and i see little plates of sandwiches and cakes all i think is: stay quiet and eat as much as i fucking can without getting the usual odd looks off of co workers... Pack it into my cheeks like a mother fucking hamster yo.

[–]spoone[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I go into squirrel mode and hoard everything. "Oh this platter of food? Yeah I'm just gonna take it with me and finish it in a minute"

[–]Carl_E_Jr 0 points1 point ago

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[–]suckthisdeth 1 point2 points ago

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i hate that everyone cuts the one thing that makes this gif funny and great in the first place out when reposting it over and over to reddit, the birds man you are missing the point.

[–]kekekekekekekeke 0 points1 point ago

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once, i took my car to lexus to service.... i bought 3 friends and we ate everything in the fridge.

everything.

[–]LoyalCassius 0 points1 point ago

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Ya sure, try going into a meeting when you're gluten intolerant... Hours of temptation being only a foot away.

[–]brandonransom 0 points1 point ago

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TANSTAAFL.

[–]ScallopPusher 0 points1 point ago

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There is no such thing as a "free lunch". And there is science to back it up: No free lunch theorem http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_free_lunch_in_search_and_optimization

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[–]Libertae 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I had a job with meetings with free lunches.

[–]Ruudjah 0 points1 point ago

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thought there was no such thing