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[–]trenchnic 155 points156 points ago

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[–]Intolerance 32 points33 points ago

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dear god this is glorious

[–]jamesisworst 15 points16 points ago

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I hoped the top comment would say this was taken off ytmnd.

Thank you for giving the site credit.

[–]JediNinja 5 points6 points ago

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You guys are all missing the glorious opportunity to post this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnVwjw2Un4k

[–]I_am_amuse 5 points6 points ago

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When youtube decides to buffer at the right moment...

[–]MayorEmanuel 4 points5 points ago

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I was hoping for the Young Frankenstein version.

[–]avalliant 1 point2 points ago

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That video always reminds me of baby geniuses

[–]dr_dickhead 0 points1 point ago

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I was in that movie haha

[–]Juggernutz 1 point2 points ago

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That is by far the best video I have ever seen. You have made my life better.

[–]gaywalrus 1 point2 points ago

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Whenever I hear this song I can't help but think of Vladimir Putin. Now I can think of Putin riding a ritz cracker. Thank you good sir.

[–]Snorfalorf 0 points1 point ago

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Where can I find this remix?

[–]I_like_stuff_2 0 points1 point ago

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[–]invisible_cities 0 points1 point ago

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weeks will go by with this in my head now.

[–]ChickenGuy 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for giving credit. The amount this has been posted without such credit is TOO DAMN HIGH!

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[–]Dizmn 16 points17 points ago

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Hello, Youtube user. Welcome to reddit.

[–]jamesisworst 2 points3 points ago

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TITS OR GTFO

oh shit, we're both on wrong websites...

[–]nicksupe 2 points3 points ago

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You're a liar. That never happened.

[–]thisissam 17 points18 points ago

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This looks like Cyriak. It reeks of his style.

[–]Protonoia 4 points5 points ago

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That guy could ride a sawmill blade and wear the teeth off.

[–]BeardedAxWound 29 points30 points ago

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That takes balls of steel

[–]z3rus 9 points10 points ago

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Someone get the man an ice pack.

[–]dollarglis 2 points3 points ago

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Or some cheese dip.

[–]weehot 8 points9 points ago

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In fact, Putin's testicle (he lost one in a fight with a pack of roaming bears while on the run from one of his many lover's husband) is incomprehensibly hard after its chemical makeup was altered after prolonged exposure to discarded nuclear material that he used to masterbuate with.

[–]comfort412eagle 1 point2 points ago

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That's one tough son-of-a-bitch.

[–]dollarglis 1 point2 points ago

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DC comics take note. This is gold.

[–]LettersFromTheSky 1 point2 points ago

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No it's not.

[–]Pec0 13 points14 points ago

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when you're blue and you don't know; where to go to why don't you go; where fashion sticks?

[–]myrden 10 points11 points ago

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PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ!

[–]Legoandsprit 0 points1 point ago

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[–]myrden 2 points3 points ago

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Actually I was referencing Young Frankenstein, hence the caps lock indicating yelling.

[–]Legoandsprit 0 points1 point ago

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Oh well, now I get to watch that clip again, so it's a win for me.

[–]troller_jr 8 points9 points ago

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[–]thequietkidinschool 3 points4 points ago

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I've only ever heard the Taco version of this song. I'm very glad you posted the Fred Astaire one.

[–]dopplerdog 9 points10 points ago

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[–]thequietkidinschool 0 points1 point ago

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I actually have seen that, but my ent brain prevented me from remembering it until shown.

[–]BeatlesForSale 0 points1 point ago

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I'm on my phone so I can't post it. But Hugh Laurie did it in the TV Series Jeeves and Wooster. Along with others like Minnie the Moocher and Nagasaki.

[–]d4nny 0 points1 point ago

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[–]fckdup 0 points1 point ago

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great mashup - made my day, thanks

[–]TheGreatPastaWars 8 points9 points ago

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Ribbed for his pleasure

[–]NlNTENDO 10 points11 points ago

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OwOWOWOWOwOWOWOWOwOWOWOWOwOWOWOW

[–]burnredatdawn 5 points6 points ago

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Oh god when i first saw this my mind just went to Young Frankenstein

[–]ouchpouch 4 points5 points ago

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This is so very glorious, I'm happy to refrain from what Soviet Russia Puts In You just to bask in its sunny glee. Thank you.

[–]Erasmus92 11 points12 points ago

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This is less ridiculous than some of Putin's real life escapades.

[–]ouchpouch 2 points3 points ago*

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I look forward to his Ritzing DVD.

[–]GhettoGardener 2 points3 points ago

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He looks nothing like Gary Cooper!

[–]BeatlesForSale 1 point2 points ago

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He is a million dollar trooper though.

[–]spunky_sheets 6 points7 points ago

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See you again in a few hours, on the front page

[–]webby_mc_webberson 0 points1 point ago

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I'll give it an hour and a half.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I don't.. Even..

[–]BassmanBiff 1 point2 points ago

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I can't see this without making race car noises.

[–]Txe 1 point2 points ago

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My balls ache just watching him ride that.

[–]Spr09 1 point2 points ago

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I can't imagine the sheer amount of pain this poor fellow is feeling on his testes right now.

[–]give_me_two_beers 1 point2 points ago

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I like to imagine that this is Colin Mochrie.

[–]Goldcut 0 points1 point ago

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Colin On the Ritz? Doesn't work.

[–]phreeck 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, look, it's this thing again.

[–]moped_outlaw 1 point2 points ago

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ribbed for her pleasure

[–]blackjesus75 1 point2 points ago

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Hahahaha I saw the original thread on NASIOC where this was created.

[–]julius_sphincter 0 points1 point ago

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Gotta give up the love for Reflex-Arc! Upvote

[–]d0ndada 1 point2 points ago

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Every time someone talks about Ritz, I immediately think of Mitch Hedberg.

[–]walker9867 1 point2 points ago

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Well done!

[–]Im-pretty-cool94 3 points4 points ago

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Such a bad ass.

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Putin on the Ritz 18coms 211pts 5mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]denem1210 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone here have the origional picture or related stuff to it.

[–]William_Shpieley 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Dapwell 0 points1 point ago

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That must really hurt your balls.

[–]candlelitVigilante 0 points1 point ago

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He looks like he's having a wonderful time; I wonder how many dimes he had to spend for it...(I'm gonna guess every dime)

[–]seattleandrew 0 points1 point ago

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Oh the pain!

[–]BlitzkriegDD 0 points1 point ago

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That would absolutely tear your balls apart.

[–]RoboticButtocks 0 points1 point ago

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Superb!

[–]jessel02 0 points1 point ago

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Why does this make me really want to eat a whole sleeve of Ritz?

[–]sohou 0 points1 point ago

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Was expecting Putin on a giant Ritz. was not dissapointed.

[–]savel1 0 points1 point ago

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lol this is beautiful, :'D

[–]RunPoopFapMaster 0 points1 point ago

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He must have the strongest pair of genitals in the universe

[–]haashmaluum 0 points1 point ago

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Women must love riding on Ritz crackers.

[–]n8thebest 0 points1 point ago

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Best thing I have ever witnessed in my life.

[–]BrettNeedsHelp 0 points1 point ago

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I'm Vlad to have seen this!

[–]cerealz 0 points1 point ago

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i dig it

[–]havingthis 0 points1 point ago

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So this is where fashion sits...

[–]butterball1 0 points1 point ago

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That's gotta burn!

[–]Pixelsandshit[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Funny story. I got the joke because of an MLP video...

[–]Caboose727 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why but, I feel like this will become a meme.

[–]garret21734 0 points1 point ago

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If you stare at the center of the ritz and look away, you see jesus!!!

[–]I_Quote_Gary_Oldman 0 points1 point ago

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"I once ate a Ritz...it was salty."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I guess that's the thrill when you get off blueberry hill. (That is Putin singing)

[–]TheResistStance 0 points1 point ago

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someones balls are hurting...

[–]Senners 0 points1 point ago

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They see me rollin

[–]s0m3th1ngw1tty 0 points1 point ago

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In Soviet Russia crackers go on cheese.

[–]hazwoof 0 points1 point ago

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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY UPVOTE.

[–]Hackerboy603 0 points1 point ago

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Damn it, we are not doing this again...

[–]silenti 0 points1 point ago

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This was everything I could have hoped for.

[–]AllenFrampton 0 points1 point ago

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His balls have to be made of fucking steel.

[–]theFroin 0 points1 point ago

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I wish someone would make Rocky on an Oreo fighting Putin on the Ritz.

[–]this_is_your_dad 0 points1 point ago

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Easily in my top 5 things ever seen on the internet.

[–]Veggieleezy 0 points1 point ago

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Well, that's enough internet for one day, I reckon...

[–]froli007 0 points1 point ago

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must be chafe city down there.

[–]vodenii 0 points1 point ago

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Was expecting a repost, got gin through my nasal passages instead. Thank you, it's wonderful.

[–]shewhoclicksmouse 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if the Russians who see this understand the joke?

[–]jakethesnake76 0 points1 point ago

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Beautiful....hahaha

[–]Kellkolo 0 points1 point ago

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When my dad brought my mom to meet his parents for the first time, he asked my grandpa to be cool and to not embarass him since he "really liked this girl". My grandpa took this as a challenge, and proceeded to get drunk and sing "Putting on the Ritz" while smashing ritz crackers with his fist on the table during dinner and for the rest of the night. Soon the whole family had joined in, with my dad being super embarassed and mad about the whole thing.

Anyway, my grandpa died last week and this was one of my dads favourite stories to tell at the memorial. So this gif made me happy and sad at the same time...and will now probably be my favourite :).

[–]morris858 0 points1 point ago

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If you had told me this morning i would see Vladamir Putin riding a Ritz cracker through a grassy knoll, i would say "So i will go on Reddit at least once today?".

[–]4120447265616d6572 0 points1 point ago

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In high school, I was in a comparative governments class. For a project, we had to do leaders of Russia, and we chose Putin. We ended up making a musical, starring Putin, and called it Putin on the Ritz. Needless to say, our project was the better than any other project that was presented that day and now the teacher uses our project to say, "Your project needs to be AT LEAST this good." One of my better moments in high school.

[–]mangarooboo 0 points1 point ago

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I upvoted before I looked at it (I get jokes... I wasn't even planning on looking) and decided to anyway because why not. I then laughed and said "Oh god, it moves" really quietly. I was really happy to see that it was a gif.

[–]julius_sphincter 0 points1 point ago

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This is a beautiful piece of work created by the one and only Reflex-Arc. The man is a god

[–]julius_sphincter 0 points1 point ago

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find him on NASIOC

[–]julius_sphincter 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Heacarian 0 points1 point ago

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that would be gettin on the ritz, wouldn't it.

[–]kc7wbq 0 points1 point ago

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This is a repost.

How do I know? This is the very image that finally got me to check out reddit during the attack that flooded digg with links to reddit posts.

[–]MakesMeHard 0 points1 point ago

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This makes me hard.

[–]hammerfan 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe it's because I am on here alot or I just think this way. But that is exactly what I expected to see ( less the shirtless sunglass wearing Putin.)

[–]PTBYOOJ 0 points1 point ago

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AWW putin u so crazy

[–]Longitude57 0 points1 point ago

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So painful.

[–]vegetablesurprise 0 points1 point ago

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Every time this is posted I forget the reference. God dammit.

[–]ps02210 0 points1 point ago

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Typical dumbfuck cracker... tryin to impress with the most bizarre mode of transportation...

[–]heyschmexy 0 points1 point ago

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well, it's going to be a while before I find something to top this...

[–]ajfili 0 points1 point ago

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Do you not hear it? This PUG is AMAZING!!!

[–]LackTheWitForFunnySN 0 points1 point ago

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This is definitely the best .gif ever. It has everything: Puns, Putin, and delicious buttery crackers.

[–]Parsnip123 0 points1 point ago

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grinding off his nuts...

[–]AldousLanark 0 points1 point ago

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this makes my hands hurt

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Not everything is good that sits on a Ritz! I bet his balls are completely worn off.

[–]aazav 0 points1 point ago

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Haven't seen that for a while.

Totally worth it.

[–]O_ops 0 points1 point ago

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AWWWWW YES!

[–]broken337 0 points1 point ago

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Clicked the link to be a grammar natzi. "It's putting you idiot......oh....it's Putin.". Well done.

[–]nate800 0 points1 point ago

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In soviet russia, ritz puts on you.

[–]RummerX -1 points0 points ago

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listen to this while you watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZbAalCnIGs

[–]biblebeltapostate 0 points1 point ago

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Genius! It suits the general badassery of Putin.

[–]Grinning_Caterpillar 0 points1 point ago

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Why? Doesn't suit it at all.

[–]civilian11214 -1 points0 points ago

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I may be young, but I still get the reference. Still awesome, props.

[–]taintedwolf -2 points-1 points ago

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Haha now up to 420 up votes lol

[–]breadplane -3 points-2 points ago

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I stared at this for ten seconds before I got it. Then I laughed my ass off.