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[–]yyx9 22 points23 points ago

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Mr. Lahey, I thought you weren't going back on the hard stuff? I need it to think.

[–]inhalien 11 points12 points ago

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Great way to get two birds stoned at once.

[–]aprilwinerocks 11 points12 points ago

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cheezeburrger eatin' mahfuckah knomesaiiin

[–]planet_rob 2 points3 points ago

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Gnomesayin'.

[–]agray20938 0 points1 point ago

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You takin a knomecensus?

[–]Corporate_Suit 25 points26 points ago

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Fuck Community College.

[–]soulsatzero -1 points0 points ago

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you beat me to it.

[–]neir 7 points8 points ago

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This gif doesn't cut it. The moist smacking sound of his belly contacting her face is the funniest part.

[–]itssheramie 1 point2 points ago

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I'm glad I am not the only one who felt deprived of the best part after only seeing the gif

dat splap

[–]Sigafoos 15 points16 points ago

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Bullshit. He's out for cheeseburgers.

[–]kruksog 12 points13 points ago

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Knock-knock, Lahey.

Who's there, Ricky?

A fuckin' shitty fuckin' trailer park supervisor who hangs around with a big-gutted drunk elf who thinks he's gettin' us thrown back in jail but he can't 'cause he's got no evidence and he's dumb as fuck, and he's got this other thing goin' on in his head that's tryin' to... twirly around and... fuckin' get... different... FUCK

[–]HairlessSasquatch 7 points8 points ago

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Somebody who's ex wife owns a fuckin trailer park is the only reason you got this job as trailer park supervisor cause you got fired from the police force cause ya fucked up big time, but we're not gonna talk about that are we? And now you're gonna get fired from this job cause you're nothin but a drunk fuckin idiot that can't even run the trailer park

[–]gnarly_carly 11 points12 points ago

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BO BAAANDY!

[–]planet_rob 2 points3 points ago

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Whoever downvoted gnarly's comment can suck one.

[–]gnarly_carly 0 points1 point ago

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Such a kind sir...be my boyfriend?

[–]planet_rob 0 points1 point ago

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Well, OK, even though you're so gnarly.....carly.

[–]itssheramie 0 points1 point ago

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Shit, just remembered this is my computer's name

[–]Words_Myth 5 points6 points ago

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If I can't curse and smoke I'm fucked!

[–]Waldson 2 points3 points ago

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One of the most under-rated lines of the movie. Then he takes all the DA's cigarettes. "Smokes-- Lets go"

[–]gambLe6 8 points9 points ago

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"hey randy, so when's the baby due."

[–]AllDesperadoStation 5 points6 points ago

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Mutherfuckers with guts like that definitely ain't OFF the cheeseburgers.

[–]bruisedorange 9 points10 points ago*

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That 15 cheeseburger eatin', Rico Suave lookin, mofukka don't do chicken fingers, nomsayin'? That's that mofukka Ricky who eats chicken fingers, ain't that right T?

--Reppin Sunnyvale straight the fuck up

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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that's too many nomsayin's.

[–]SenatorIvy 3 points4 points ago

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Man don't suck ya teeth at me!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I hate to say Itoadaso.. but I fuckin Itoadaso.. fuckin Itoadaso...

[–]captaineggsandwich 3 points4 points ago

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why ya countin'? Ya taken a "nomcensus"?

[–]adrianogletree 3 points4 points ago

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Move along, I've got a mouth to feed.

[–]nem2k 3 points4 points ago

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This arrived for me today. I know what I'm doing tonight. I still haven't seen the final TV special & second movie.

[–]SoLonely123 1 point2 points ago

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You know if there is a PAL version available? I can't find one anywhere.

[–]nem2k 1 point2 points ago

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[–]SoLonely123 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you my friend. It's better than nothing!

[–]JinzoBlaze 3 points4 points ago

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Mr. Lahey, not another night of the shit abyss... please!

[–]yoshimane 7 points8 points ago

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Randy is all about the burgers not chicken fingers. Ricky is the one that likes gettin drunk and eatin chicken fingers.

[–]jonask84 2 points3 points ago

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Bump

[–]Duke_of_New_York 2 points3 points ago

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"Why don't you run along, Gut Cassidy and the Sundance Cheeseburger. Don't look into my eyes like I got candy for you."

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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OH FUCK ME! PURPLE SQUIRRELS!

[–]mr_lahey_tpb 2 points3 points ago

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atta boy Randy-Bo-Bandy

[–]mhobe 2 points3 points ago

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We're in the eye of a shit-icane

[–]theworkingmanskiwi 2 points3 points ago

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You can't wipe the shit spots off a shit leopard!

[–]enterfunnynamehere 2 points3 points ago

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Hey randy, how many burgers did you drive in your gut today?

[–]WolvesAtOldGilsDoor 2 points3 points ago

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[–]MsAnnThrope 1 point2 points ago

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Randy! He's so gloriously disgusting. I wish he were my brother so I could make fun of him at family gatherings.

[–]MrFecteau 1 point2 points ago

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That globe-shaped mutherfucker eats cheese burgers NOT chicken fingers. Just sayin'. :)

[–]arniegrape 1 point2 points ago

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When I have my shirt off, I look a lot more like Randy than I'd like.

[–]PrajnaAvidya 1 point2 points ago

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Originally seeing this gif years ago is what got me into watching Trailer Park Boys in the first place

[–]kontjo 1 point2 points ago

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original bop

[–]saladinbed 1 point2 points ago

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damnit Randy!

[–]planet_rob 1 point2 points ago

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Jim Lahey is a fucking drunk, and always will be.

[–]planet_rob 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god......I'm going to go through another marathon of TPBs. I've went through this 7 times....every time I see a TPB reference, I cue up the entire series.......................help

[–]NotANoveltyUser 1 point2 points ago

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This is the image I use to bump threads on 4chan.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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stuff down some more cheeseburgers till they come out your blow hole, ya cheese burger eatin' walrus.

butchered, i know

[–]Stratten17 1 point2 points ago

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shithawks everywhere

[–]Waldson 1 point2 points ago

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[–]GlitterLamp 1 point2 points ago

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The flames are just golfing out the window!

[–]Bumblesaurus 1 point2 points ago

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[–]herrrr-me-nerrrr 1 point2 points ago

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The title and gif have no relation to each other aside from being from the same show...weaksauce!

[–]TheGreatL 1 point2 points ago

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Burger Boy Bo Bandy!

[–]wookiesandwich 1 point2 points ago

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don't you hate it when someone not only reposts the same gif for the 98th time but they also fuck up the punchline in the process?

Randy eats CHEESEBURGERS! Now fuck off and die you useless, karma slurping whore

[–]Led-Zeppelin 1 point2 points ago

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Fuckin' Randy's gut, it's full'a dirty old cheeseburgers.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I have lost count of how many times I have upvoted this gif

[–]Words_Myth 1 point2 points ago

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Random guy in the background: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

[–]EnysAtSea 0 points1 point ago

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That guy's name is Danny. It's revealed in the very beginning of the episode "A Man's Gotta Eat"

[–]MsLogophile 1 point2 points ago

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The tag I have for you...

D:

[–]ayki 1 point2 points ago

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even funnier is the fact she didn't notice ánything before... :p

[–]SoapNotSOPA 0 points1 point ago

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"Man's gotta eat"

[–]Freddie_Does_Dallas 0 points1 point ago*

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Here comes smoky and the gut bandit!

[–]MonsterTJ 0 points1 point ago

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I'm off the cheeseburgers Mr. Lahey...

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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[–]gravydavy 0 points1 point ago

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"mofuckas with guts like that ain't off the cheeseburgers, mofuckas with guts like that definitely are on the cheesburgers" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxWPVbkZ3nQ

[–]grundose -1 points0 points ago

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Moderately Relevant (NSFW Language)

[–]DrBoldPHD -1 points0 points ago

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Chicken fingers?

[–]catmilker 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, the good kind...8 bucks.

[–]kaltek69 -1 points0 points ago

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FOR TEH THOUSANDTH TIME REPOST!!!!