this post was submitted on
708 points (53% like it)
5,431 up votes 4,723 down votes

funny

subscribe2,506,439 readers

7,551 users here now

NEW! No gore or porn (including sexually graphic images). Other NSFW content must be tagged as such

Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 148 comments

[–]Aristartle 188 points189 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

We just watched a mans self image go from super badass to super dumbass...

[–]Solkre 36 points37 points ago*

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Why? He kicked the door, and he got in. Mission Accomplished!

[–]joshjcomedy 20 points21 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You're logic is flawless.

[–]Rampant_AI 28 points29 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You're

twitches

[–]joshjcomedy 22 points23 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Sorry, I'm tired.

[–]Rampant_AI 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's your cakeday, so you are forgiven.

[–]joshjcomedy 13 points14 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Thank you kind stranger.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I can't believe you fed the trolls. Idiot...

[–]joshjcomedy 10 points11 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

trolls need to eat too

[–]peachGobbler 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Plus, look at all this cake-day karma you're raking in!

[–]alwaysf0rgetpassw0rd 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Oh, leave 'im alone! it's his cakeday!

[–]CatsBoobiesAndStuff 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

fuck i was laughin my ass off, he made those guys his bitch.

[–]_broderick_ 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Give him a break guys, they don't teach you how to open PULL doors in SWAT school.

[–]ANewAccountCreated 91 points92 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Now he'll have to mow down a bunch of innocents to become "whole" again.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

All good, he went and stomped some helpless person/people shortly afterward. Beatings fully sponsored by the government.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Maybe he was holding stuff and wouldn't have been able to pull the door open anyways.

[–]Asuperniceguy 130 points131 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

He can only kick doors open. Pull doors are the soldier's natural enemies.

[–]GetPaidForFree 24 points25 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

He acted as if he knew it was pull the entire time..

[–]feureau 26 points27 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I think it's the human equivalent of when dogs approach a door and start scratching on them.

[–]TerranRepublic 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Situation must have also been super serious, what with everyone turning their back on the scene.

[–]groberts1980 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

No, he just pretended it never happened.

[–]Block_After_Block 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I think he was just knocking. His hands are full, so his next best choice is his combat boot.

[–]Pinyaka 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Pull Doors:Soldiers::Piles:Holes

[–]youcreatea 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

they should have just told him, "pull on right side" then he woulda looked EXTRA stupid; opening it himself

[–]Drunken_Economist 107 points108 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

When all you have is a combat boot, every problem starts to look like a push door

[–]durandal 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Shit, I love you for that one.

[–]HueyLewisFan 60 points61 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Gotta love how all three officers jumped to open it, like they had no idea what he'd try to do next to open the door.

[–]thirtythr33 21 points22 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I like how he just stood there like "ummm."

[–]ubetchrballs 11 points12 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

No, he kicked the door not to open it, but to show the others he wanted in. "Hey, open this fucking door for me right now."

[–]Time_for_Stories 19 points20 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Doors. How do they work?

[–]snatchinyopeopleup 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You can't explain 'em

[–]Solkre 13 points14 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

In BF3 you stab it with your knife.

[–]epsilonius -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

haha yes

[–]PeeBagger 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

If you have ever worked with an SRT they were probably concerned he was going to shoot the door out, would miss and injure them. I've had the (mis) fortune of working with several SRT members and they're almost always the biggest hotheads in the police force. Also the worst aim.

[–]ReallyRandomRabbit 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Storm troopers?

[–]Boycubpiglet 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Quick! Blast everything but them!

[–]cheesesaurous 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Special Response Team, basically SWAT but not

[–]Bedeage -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

SWAT without the serious training.

[–]Osiris02 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

[–]w2tpmf 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This always makes me think of this.

[–]Solkre 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Even though the joke is about pushing on a pull door. I always first thing he's resting after walking up 5 steps because he's fat.

[–]Junayde 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I think you a word.

[–]ndchristie 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

he hit "." instead of ",", no words omitted.

[–]Junayde 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I always first thing he's resting

Words were omitted.

[–]ndchristie 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

sorry my eyes were blurry this morning, but that's thing for think. Both that and the comma-period switch are miss/auto-type things.

Even though the joke is about pushing on a pull door, I always first think he's resting after walking up 5 steps because he's fat.

[–]leprasmurf 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

YES! Gary Larson FTW! :-)

I keep trying to find the one that has the cavemen eating chicken for the first time. "Mmm, tastes like rattlesnake."

[–]Cyanr 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This has been posted before, and to sum up(and ruin your fun): He's holding his gun so opening the door on his own isn't really an option and the equipment he's wearing is quite possible limiting his vision.

[–]Defektiv 11 points12 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Looks like Midvale gave that boy some confidence.

[–]foreignthumbwarning 13 points14 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

NEED MOAR UPVOTES OVER HERE, TOM!

[–]BobtheDestructor 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]S1l3ntButDeadly 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I have a distinct feeling that this took place in Turkey.

[–]flayzeraynx 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

yes sir, it is

[–]S1l3ntButDeadly 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

too much time dealing with Istanbul cops. . .

[–]flayzeraynx 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

whatever happens.. i miss my city.. family..

[–]CrossCheckPanda 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Alternate Title:

"Special" Weapons and Tactics (SWAT)

[–]colloquy 13 points14 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Classic

[–]dubloe7 13 points14 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I like this, it's better than saying "repost" to everything.

[–]CharlesVI 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

What if he knew it had to be pulled open but it was the officers job to open it for him? Considering his job is "be most likely to get shot" there was no chance in hell he was doing the officers job as well. So instead he kicked the door to remind the lazy slackers that he might die today to keep them safe so they better wake the fuck up. I think that is also possible.

[–]flailing_otter 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I don't give a fuck that this is a repost its funny fuck all of you.

[–]aztecian 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Simpsons did it!

[–]beener 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Considering the door on the right had a handle and the door on the left had no handle, it could be easy to assume it may be a push door...

[–]jimfear998 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Must be OP's first day on the internet

[–]pidepo 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Actually, a redditor for 9 months. Maybe he's not born yet.

[–]SniperTooL 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

He was born yesterday.

[–]Captain_Aizen 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

He approached the door a man, he exited the door a penguin in front of a blue background.

[–]ProfessorCaptain 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'M OFFICER JENKINS AND I'M HERE TO KICK STUFF

[–]priorit1es 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

it makes more sense when you realize that the soldier must keep his weapon pointing up at all times when he's entering a room where he doesn't know if there will be enemies or not

[–]Haisoj 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

kicks door whispers to himself "fuck."

[–]HyperSCSI 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Can I reserve next week's posting of this?

[–]Joddes 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Not sure whats worse: Reposted gif or reposted comments.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I tried some new ones this time.

[–]jmact1 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

REPOST

[–]Insert_Sex_Here 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

MEGA REPOST!

[–]Ididerus 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

if you look at the door, it is most likely a "push" door, there are no handles on it. must have been stuck or locked. the door next to him (the "pull" door, with appropriate handle) is being blocked by the cop looking dude

[–]Dawkinsisgod 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This is so old the first time I saw it was in a fax in which you had to staple the pages together and make a flip-book. That was back when I lived in Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

[–]acityinflorida 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Why would you need to kick in a door that there are already a ton of very relaxed officers standing by?

[–]zsakuL 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This guy is in his authority to decide whether to pull the trigger and kill you.

[–]thunderblumpkin -3 points-2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

seen this like 6 times

[–]tartay745 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Every time I see some reposted for the 10th time there are no comments screaming repost. But every time there is a repost i have never seen the top 50 comments are all repost related.

[–]sentry07 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I watched it at least 5 times.

[–]vertekal -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

i looked at it 4 times

[–]Boltron110 -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

My grandpa fapped to it 3 times.

Too far?

[–]thunderblumpkin -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

i was raped by it twice

[–]JohnnyDollar -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I never look at the stuff people post on reddit. I come straight to the comments.

[–]spundnix32 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I read the comments, once.

[–]Weaseal -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yes.

[–]connaire -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

There really was no need to bring him into this.

[–]hypedout 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

military intelligence

[–]wookiesandwich 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

this clip actually predates the internet yet surprisingly here it is on the front page!

[–]chetter44[!] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The prisoner escaped.

[–]WhoDoneItNow 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That's how u know he's coming back out with some promising results...

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

We pay them to serve and protect but he's gotta go and be a douche, showing off his power legs trying to power through a door after he drank his powerthirst...WHAT DID I EVEN SAY?!?

[–]Iwokeupwithoutapillo 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You said: "WE PAY THEM TO SERVE AND PROTECT BUT HE'S GOTTA GO AND BE A DOUCHE, SHOWING OFF HIS POWER LEGS TRYING TO POWER THROUGH A DOOR AFTER HE DRANK HIS POWERTHIRST... WHAT DID I EVEN SAY?!?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

BUT WHAT'S IT ALL MEAN DOC?!

[–]Boltron110 -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

How much power?

[–]Iwokeupwithoutapillo 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

About... half that much.

[–]istyleonwomen -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

HERE LET ME REPOST THAT FOR YOU!

[–]TheBurntToast 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That must be a canadian SWAT team

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

looks turkish...

[–]The_Hammer_Q -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Repost

[–]t0wn -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Well, this is old.

[–]HungarianFever -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Wonder how many times this is going to get posted.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

FOREVER AND EVER NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM

[–]around_the_clock -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

CLASSIC! look how smart he is sir.

[–]TheDoktorIsIn -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I don't blame this man in the least.

If I ever get to kick down a door, I will consider it winning at life.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Anyone have the source?

[–]m1kepro -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

So... this is Oakland PD then?

[–]WHPH13 -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

DEEERRRP

[–]ChadwickHenryWard -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

He's trained in special weapons and tactics. Let the beat cop know how to open doors.

[–]pmaist -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

What is it about wearing a swat uniform that suddenly makes all common sense go out the window?

[–]Dunnski -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

My dog does the same thing.

[–]neilbuster -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

100% Turkish

[–]Hunterchuck -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This has been re posted so many times.

[–]Dadentum -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Cops: too aggressive to not be stupid.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Whatta Jive Turkey. Istanbul police are as dumb as everywhere else. Prolly has 2 'O' Levels

[–]mmhquite -3 points-2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I wonder if I was born when I first saw that, so old it is.

[–]Dyrty -3 points-2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

must be in that weird repost part of reddit again.

[–]Mohander -3 points-2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on