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[–]BearGryllsGrillsBear 49 points50 points ago

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That'll do, pig. That'll do.

[–]grundose 5 points6 points ago

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Sometimes the hive mind thing kinda creeps me out. Beat me to it.

[–]Sadonyoriik 11 points12 points ago

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You obviously don't have to be that creative considering you've gotten this much karma from a repost.

[–]SonofaSwan 1 point2 points ago

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yep. wasn't even that long ago...

[–]PracticalDuck 0 points1 point ago

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And it's in the wrong subreddit, and against the rules to post with the specific point that it is your cake day.

[–]Scoldering 2 points3 points ago

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Cake Day.

[–]MrTaco69 8 points9 points ago

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Say cake day, repost.

PROFIT

[–]Captain_Ligature 4 points5 points ago

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Please No:

Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

Delete this please.

[–]Dumpster_Baby 8 points9 points ago

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[–]numberq4547 3 points4 points ago

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No memes should be in bold too.

[–]jcsamborski -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]DoctorDeath 3 points4 points ago

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Yesterday was my cake day... nobody cared.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Jibbz13 1 point2 points ago

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Good enough for karma

[–]TheoQ99 1 point2 points ago

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Damn, so that's how it works. Being creative failed me. Oh well, next year!

[–]spicoli-bagel 1 point2 points ago

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Cake day is a lie!

[–]Lu-Tze 1 point2 points ago

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Let us know when you have decided.

[–]Justintime233[S] -1 points0 points ago

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I'll keep you reposted.

[–]Gramma42ton 1 point2 points ago

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I have a very cute picture of my cat saved for my cake day

[–]Justintime233[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Keep a backup plan, I had an original pic for my cake day too and it went nowhere. Probably wasn't as good as your cat though.

[–]movielass 1 point2 points ago

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Asked and answered

[–]MerliSYD 1 point2 points ago

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This is better than most emotional blackmail posts of cute animals :)

[–]polarbearGr 1 point2 points ago

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On my cake day I posted a photograph I took, as a amateur photographer I was really proud of it, I didn't get one view on that post. = (

[–]dukal 1 point2 points ago

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1: Realize it's your Cake Day. 2: ??????? 3: Karma

[–]Intrexa 1 point2 points ago

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Have some Karma, on the house.

[–]devidual 1 point2 points ago

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damn. and I thought my post with a cat would work...

[–]fluffypotamus 2 points3 points ago

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See the rules for this subreddit please.

[–]horseantlers 6 points7 points ago

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DM;GK.

[–]Stell12 4 points5 points ago

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doesn't matter; got karma?

[–]workpuppy 19 points20 points ago

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Either that or he doesn't know how to spell Cake.

[–]horseantlers 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Downvoted for "cake day"

[–]manberry_sauce 1 point2 points ago

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Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

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... * Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

[–]heyjustbeinghonest 1 point2 points ago

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Well, I'm downvoting you for your "cake day".

[–]Justintime233[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Thank you all the same.

[–]xilpaxim 0 points1 point ago

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Be creative. I posted on my cakeday and got SHIT!!!!! Who me, bitter?

[–]Jayviar 2 points3 points ago

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How long were you waiting to post your clever meme?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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365 days.

[–]Justintime233[S] -4 points-3 points ago

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I'm not going to take credit for making it, I just found it. I tried posting an original pic I took for my cake day and it went nowhere. After that I felt this meme was appropriate. I linked the other post in another comment.

[–]sjbennett85 1 point2 points ago

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Nope, just post anything on that day and reap the benefits.

Take an upvote, I don't need it anymore.

[–]Justintime233[S] -1 points0 points ago

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You would think so but even on your cake day haters will try to get your post removed. Just like what happened today. Some people just have nothing better to do than play reddit police.

[–]divusdavus 0 points1 point ago

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Apparently the latter.

[–]Trowa060 0 points1 point ago

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You don't have to be creative, but you do have to at least not use a repost that's less than 3 weeks old. Oh, and you have to post it in the correct subreddit. As is, this doesn't deserve upboats.

I will be happy when reddit does away with cakedays. The karma whoring is shameless and blatant now. People aren't even trying anymore.

[–]DubiousKing 0 points1 point ago

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gasp

We're twinsies!!!

[–]Justintime233[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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We should kiss!!

[–]Teamrayray 0 points1 point ago

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Happy Day 1 upvote

[–]Magoran 0 points1 point ago

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Yes.

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[–]Justintime233[S] -4 points-3 points ago

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I'm gonna check it out and upboat it! Don't feel bad man check this thread I posted an original too today that went nowhere. Which made me feel just like this meme.

[–]IrvingI80 0 points1 point ago

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At least try to do something, not just repost something.

[–]Justintime233[S] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]colonelchurro -4 points-3 points ago

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Saving this now to repost on my cake day.

[–]hjf11393 3 points4 points ago

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Same plan as the OP, eh?

[–]TheMemeBuster -2 points-1 points ago

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Sad bastard, find some real meaning in the world

[–]amolad -1 points0 points ago

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All I want is cake.

[–]NashMonster -3 points-2 points ago

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Bravo good sir, bravo.

[–]LovinItsWhatIGot -1 points0 points ago

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A meme and about cake day.....hmmmmm i'm looking at the "Please No:" part of my screen..........oh well

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[–]Justintime233[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]slane04 -3 points-2 points ago

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Good enough for me