Think we can all agree with this..

tokewithnick · 5 months

Chewbacca you poetic fuck... must.. not.. cry...

boodle · 5 months

God I am so sick of people misquoting this, if you people would actually take the time to read the whole speech you would see he actually says:

"Uuuuuuuuuuur Ahhhhrrrrr Uhrrr Ahhhhrrrrr Aaaarhg Uuuuuuuh Arrrrrraaah"

(emphasis mine).

leastlikelytosuck · 5 months

Actually I believe Chewie came forward and said this quote was taken out of context...

sequentious · 5 months

Is Chewbacca so powerful that he can give himself a name that even he can not pronounce?

Yes.

Zorgius · 5 months

The fuck is this doing in r/atheism?

3D_Dot_Soul · 5 months

I'm not crying.... ... ... ;_;

spooky51 · 5 months

You said it, Chewie.

Michael659 · 5 months

Whats that Chewbacca? The Millenium Falcon can do the Kessel Run in how many parsecs!?

Browsing_From_Work · 5 months

When did /r/atheism become /r/adviceanimals?

flaystus · 5 months

Whatever you think he said I disagree and will murder you if you insist its true.

Carg72 · 5 months

There is wisdom in his gargles.

DrLasagna · 5 months

Chewbacca is a pompous windbag who has no knowledge of middle america, or the growing issues of heavy business domination over light. Arrogance my dear wookie, is your ally.

headcrusher9 · 5 months

I uploaded the exact same picture and no one saw it T_T

alpacabowlforus · 5 months

False. These words of wisdom are from Arnold Schwarzenegger.

EnderofThings · 5 months

here, have an up vote, truer words were never spoken.

coreycubed · 5 months

You would post this so close to Senate elections. It's bullshit like this that gives the "good ol' boys" at the Jedi Council ammo against us when right-wing symapthizers like Amidala are up for reelection.

WhiteyDude · 5 months

Yeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh.

what_is_what · 5 months

For some reason, his words aways reminded me of dial-up.. No? Just me? That's cool..

Shamussssm · 5 months

He does believe in Earth Day though (is that right? anyone seen the christmas vholiday special from starwars?)

BoomboxHero · 5 months

Wookies are staunch animists, I thought.

HeraclitusCure · 5 months

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Khoops66 · 5 months

I find this hilarious. I needed a laugh after some of the disheartening stories I've read today. My heart goes out to Chewie and everyone else.

[deleted] · 5 months

Google Translater fails me again

JTurner30 · 5 months

I lost respect for Chewbacca after what he did to Harrison Ford.

alwaysf0rgetpassw0rd · 5 months

I am so pleased that /r/atheism is poking fun at itself a little bit.

XK310 · 5 months

I'm surprised he's an atheist, I mean, he experienced the force first hand...

ardobbs · 5 months

So brave!

Combustible_lem0ns · 5 months

Is this another face of Atheism? I see this being applicable.

Hypershadow987 · 5 months

Well said chewbacca

[deleted] · 5 months

THIS is what the bible should have been.....

textanddrive · 5 months

Sadly, this is the most relevant picture of a celebrity with added text to be posted in r/atheism at any point ever.

ppyil · 5 months

Sorry to be a killjoy, but can we just have atheism on this subreddit? It has become too much of a circlejerk

AlbertAugust · 5 months

This is a misquotation, as others have noted. Source.

adam28pol · 5 months

Powerful

FindingIt · 5 months

A scolar and a warrior poet, I shall carry his words in my heart forever. Bless you dearest wookie, bless your hairy being.

Makelius · 5 months

Few words, but they are golden.

fuzzy_brows · 5 months

Chewbaccca did not say this!! It was clearly a Tusken Raider.

Abedeus · 5 months

As wise as he's always been. We have so much to learn from him about the ways of life.

whiteandornerdy · 5 months

Why are we agreeing with this? The quotation clearly shows that Chewbacca is racist against Jawas!

MrCleanupman · 5 months

Ahhhh hell Chewbacca, go fix the goddamn hyperdive.

PwnyDropSquad · 5 months

Indeed.

dynamiteownsall · 5 months

So inspiring...

HireALLTheThings · 5 months

So brave!

didymusIII · 5 months

so wait...i've actually never thought of this...

how did chewbacca get named?

or is he just the Nell of the species and the rest can talk?

betabandzz · 5 months

I know a guy call CHUY VACA. Every time my family talk about him I just start to laugh really hard and they don't know why. I hope I don't start to laugh once they told me something bad happen to him that could be not nice.

buckeyegold · 5 months

Which are you a scientist or an engineer??

Roland7 · 5 months

SO FUCKING BRAVE. RON SAGAN 2012

Gonzotron5000 · 5 months

I don't think they had Wookies in mind when they designed these Chewie.

CaptainRallie · 5 months

That's a good point bear, let's try that.

expendable_asset · 5 months

well what else would you have said to an ewok who was gently caressing your face whilst you were trying to drive an at-st on endor? i think he was totally within his rights.

WookieeArmy · 5 months

I shouldn't have had sprite in my mouth when I saw this!

Now I have to clean my fucking laptop.

kadmylos · 5 months

Actually, this is commonly misattributed to Chewbacca. It was actually first spoken by Francis Bacon in that book that Francis Bacon wrote.

Nightmathzombie · 5 months

Truer words were never spoken.

shartmobile · 5 months

Finally, some sense.

joespam · 5 months

fb cover alternate for anyone interested.

Helpimacat · 5 months

Meow

Spyhop · 5 months

I'm fluent in shyriiwook guys, I got this.

He says, "Hello"

kooolcat · 5 months

Wait...Wookiee's preggers, too?!

Puts me in the mind of that old Fred Durst song: "He did it all to the Wookiee! (come on) the Wookiee! (come on) So you can take that Snooky and stick it up your (yeah!),
stick it up your (yeah!),
stick it up yo!" (Ref)

dancehallsailor · 5 months

I don't care what you smell, get down there!

Jackyxxes · 5 months

I thought I smelled shit, nasty ass Wookie. :P

HerrBongwasser · 5 months

you guys are taking this out of the appropriate historical context.

eightofnine · 5 months

Just..... wow. This is so profound. I need to rethink some things now.

schrodingerkarmacat · 5 months

I was really hoping to see the comments consisting of entirely Chewbacca dialect.

mariod505 · 5 months

If the republic humans evolved from Wookies, why do Wookies still exist? You can't explain that.

untrustableskeptic · 5 months

This is without a doubt my favorite quote yet. Best one on reddit.

rusnic24 · 5 months

HE IS MY GOD, HE IS MY JESUS, HE IS MY SAVIOR

kingseed · 5 months

I read this in Chewbacca's voice.

ElBenito · 5 months

I cried.

RandomJedi · 5 months

If you had put me back together, we wouldn't be in this mess.

throw_a_weigh11 · 5 months

Ah, one post I can finally get behind!

[deleted] · 5 months

lmfao good post, gotta upvote for chewie

funnyfunnyhaha · 5 months

The many faces of capatalism

coolong · 5 months

shut up and take my upvote!

MusicMonster16 · 5 months

Chewbacca 2012

Da-Focker · 5 months

That'll do, Chewbacca, that'll do.

Likestechlongtime · 5 months

Truer words were never spoken

TheNachoCheese · 5 months

Fucking....wonderful.....

jarjack · 5 months

i agree with the last part.

Ace_Pigeon · 5 months

Honestly it's far too radical and I doubt it will ever work. I mean "Uhrrrr Ahhhhrrrrrr?" really? Not a chance.

AtheistJed · 5 months

Well said Chewbacca.

PwnBuddy · 5 months

Wow chewbacca, you would say that. You have a dirty mind chewy...

DiaDeLosMuertos · 5 months

What? My mother was a saint!!

triggermortis · 5 months

Well said our furry friend, well said.

Arkhampatient · 5 months

What you say bout my momma!?

fishdark · 5 months

Agreed. There is a real need for universal availability of Pepto-Bismol after ingesting a very large pepperoni pizza.

Iamgoingtooffendyou · 5 months

Finally something from the cesspool of the internet, /r/atheism, that I can agree with.

Irish_mcdick · 5 months

I read this and immediately quit my job. Chewie's words have set me free.

LukaCola · 5 months

And here I was defending the "/r/atheism is not a circlejerk" argument

ಠ_ಠ

(Nah but this is pretty funny)

tencircles · 5 months

This has nothing to do with atheism. Try /r/funny

TweekToes · 5 months

Simply profound.

bang_Noir · 5 months

I think chewbacca speaks in gargled autotune.

FountainsOfFluids · 5 months

That was a long time ago... I thought they'd forgotten all about it...

sailboot · 5 months

There is no wit here, downvoted.

Just_Downvoted · 5 months

This is the single most fucked up thing I have ever heard on Reddit. Remove this post.

darwins_spear · 5 months

It sounds like an atheist arguing against a Christian.

tombot2000 · 5 months

Now who can argue with that? I think we're all indebted to Chewbacca for clearly stating what needed to be said. I'm particulary glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic Wookie gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.


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