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[–]RicarduZonta 1 point2 points ago

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Ok darling, no sex for a month... Happy?

[–]alucard87pl 1 point2 points ago

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You do realise, that she bashed him on the head with a metal cooking tray before, right? This was just payback.

[–]Justintime233[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Nope, do they have a prank channel on youtube or something?

[–]alucard87pl -1 points0 points ago

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AFAIK this was a one time bitch-for-bitch thing.

[–]Holyzone 0 points1 point ago

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Someone have youtube link?

[–]zscuro -1 points0 points ago

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[–]LizeLovely 0 points1 point ago

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Is that PrankvsPrank?

[–]Mech1 0 points1 point ago

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I just keep watching it over and over and over and over again. I cannot get enough.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

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If I hadn't read the title, I'd first think I was looking at a rape.

[–]sauceThaBomb 0 points1 point ago

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another good one to get a girl, fill her hair dryer with flour, when she turns it on she'ss be covered in it

[–]RicarduZonta 5 points6 points ago*

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You ever heard about dust explosion? You could blow up a house using nothing but flour. With the optimal flour dust particle/air ratio you only need ignition to make it burn like gas. Put the picture together. Don't light up your girl's hair man!

Edit: Reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dust_explosion And a video as well: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5857379787822215553

[–]sauceThaBomb 0 points1 point ago

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THeres a video floating around the intertubes that shows the flour in the hairdryer/pretty girl primpin to pretty girl angry

seems safe enouff, the heating element on the hairdryer takes a while to get ignition hot, the flour is all out in 1/2 a second

I vote not a dust explosion danger

[–]RicarduZonta 0 points1 point ago

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Fair point. But. There is an electric motor in the hairdryer. When in motion the coal slippers produce sparkles. Plus girls like to put candles in the bathroom... If there is a proper flour cloud and there is after a prank like this, a tiny sparkle is enough to ignite it. For example: switching switches, static charge... Maybe once in a 1000 times you get this unlucky, that is plenty. I vote dust flame/explosion danger.

[–]sauceThaBomb 0 points1 point ago

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isnt the powder bomb thing actually wood powder that ignites, not just any old powder

[–]RicarduZonta 0 points1 point ago

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from wiki: Many materials which are commonly known to oxidise can generate a dust explosion, such as coal, sawdust, and magnesium. However, many otherwise mundane materials can also lead to a dangerous dust cloud such as grain, flour, sugar, powdered milk and pollen.[2] Many powdered metals (such as aluminium and titanium) can form explosive suspensions in air.[3]

[–]toastedbutts 0 points1 point ago

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Use non-dairy powdered creamer. It's safer.

[–]sauceThaBomb 0 points1 point ago

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and then you can lick the powdered milk off of her tender nipples

too sooth her after her trauma