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[–]ManApeGoneWrong 99 points100 points ago

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... and this is what happens when you give Deer access to the 2nd Amendment.

[–]w2tpmf 24 points25 points ago

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...but what amendment gives the right to bear legs?

[–]gerrettheferrett 14 points15 points ago

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The "bare legs are sexy" act of '69.

[–]myselfoverwhelmed 10 points11 points ago

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How you topped OP's pun is beyond me

I was reading your comment as I closed the tab, then my brain comprehended the joke and I had to come back to upvote

[–]CdangerT 0 points1 point ago

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Same thing happens to me. Now underlie awkward for laughing loudly while I'm taking a shit. Thankfully I think I'm alone.

[–]johnq-pubic -1 points0 points ago

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Brilliant! Someone will probably need to explain it to non Americans though.

[–]Brobotics 7 points8 points ago

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Bear arms, etc... We get it.

[–]Bloodfeastisleman 0 points1 point ago

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Someone will probably need to explain it to non English speakers.

[–]Mad_broccoli 0 points1 point ago

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Non Americans understand it too, you know. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4m4wbYc08k

[–]johnq-pubic 0 points1 point ago*

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OK , I didn't realize how many people in other parts of the world know the US Constitution. I'm Canadian so I know the 2nd amendment (sadly) .
I was thinking of Europe and Asia etc. ManApe had a good joke, I just didn't think everyone would recognize the brilliance.

[–]GrammarIsSIC 23 points24 points ago

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[–]srednaxela 5 points6 points ago

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Came in to post this. I practically died laughing the moment i realized why the bear had antlers on it in their logo.

[–]journeymanSF 2 points3 points ago

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Bahl Hornin'!

[–]chaux00[S] 1 point2 points ago

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i've gotta try this

[–]Athalwolf 1 point2 points ago

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The dough some men will spend to fawn over their harts.

[–]DrJorneyBrongus 1 point2 points ago

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My favorite beer is their Hop Ottin IPA.

Though I have say, I had to get really drunk before I noticed that their mascot is a "beer". Get it?

[–]pelton123 9 points10 points ago

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A beer? Or is it a dear?

[–]s-mores 9 points10 points ago

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Oh deer. I bearly know what kinds of puns to do. Frankly, I'm stuffed.

[–]pelton123 2 points3 points ago

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This is too much to bear.

[–]Rotterfest 11 points12 points ago

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Thanks, CINCO!

[–]Fairway_Frank 2 points3 points ago

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Came here to see such a comment. I am not displeased.

[–]i8afisch 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Qwixzo 7 points8 points ago

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In holland beer means bear, so this weirded me out

[–]csonnich 2 points3 points ago

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A non-native English speaker I know pronounces "bear" as "beer". I guess he's getting a bizarre picture in his inbox today.

[–]redhousebythebog 44 points45 points ago

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Not everyone can be Chuck Testa.

[–]dirty1391 19 points20 points ago

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I bet you thought this beer was real....

[–]arwenface 22 points23 points ago

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NOPE.

[–]cawfee 3 points4 points ago

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[–]dirty1391 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, see I was under the assumption that it was fake

[–]sonastyinc 8 points9 points ago

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What kinda sick shit is this?

[–]tokuturfey 6 points7 points ago

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[–]wholetyouinhere 5 points6 points ago

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If you want to get one with a better typeface, matched to what you see Mac wearing on It's Always Sunny, go to the FX network's website.

[–]opusinwub 1 point2 points ago

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Came here to post this. Have an upvote. Immediately ordered this shirt when I saw Mack wearing it on Always Sunny. And I can attest that every time I wear it I feel like the most fucking funny person on earth.

[–]sansdeity 0 points1 point ago

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[–]itakethecake 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ssa3512 2 points3 points ago

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Looks like a black and tan to me.

[–]this_time_i_mean_it 2 points3 points ago

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D'oh! A beer.

[–]khayber 2 points3 points ago

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A free male beer.

[–]dingus_chonus 2 points3 points ago

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[–]EvyEarthling 2 points3 points ago

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Black and Tan, aww yeah.

[–]kitchen_break93 4 points5 points ago

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Nope Chuck Testa

[–]Iwanttobelive 1 point2 points ago

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Impossible creatures.

[–]XmasGopher 1 point2 points ago

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JESUS CHRIST THEY'RE REAL!!!

[–]Mirror_Image_Bot 1 point2 points ago

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For those who have imgur blocked at work but not reddit, here's a mirror: http://imgclean.com/?p=2480

[–]deaft 1 point2 points ago

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A whole new take on getting drunk with Beer.

[–]somenonfactor 1 point2 points ago

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Yes Dear I'll have a Beer.

[–]BigBadDawg 0 points1 point ago

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Yes Deer, I'll have a Beer.

FTFY

[–]johnxreturn 1 point2 points ago

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I actually have foreigner friends who pronounce the word "Bear" as "Beer", I tried to tell them that beer is a beverage but they would have none of it.

[–]stormborn_m 1 point2 points ago

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I propose that we drink bear and go hunt some beer.

[–]acetylsalicylicacid 0 points1 point ago

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I dear you to drink this beer while I take this deer and make a dare out of it and this bare.

[–]rizwan_k 1 point2 points ago

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I used to pronounce bear like beer up until fifth grade when the teacher pointed it out and corrected me in front of the entire class. Embarrassing, although English wasn't my first language.

[–]herpderpedia 1 point2 points ago

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Nope, Chuck What-the-fuckta

[–]stovey12 1 point2 points ago

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Chuck Testa?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I wouldn't be surprised if beer had to do with the creation of this beer.

[–]Soggybiscuit 0 points1 point ago

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This should not be that funny! Why am i laughing like an idiot?!

[–]leochaisson3 0 points1 point ago

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I remember when I had my first beer...

[–]gH0o5T 0 points1 point ago

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That's funny, In dutch 'beer' means bear.

[–]Snipey 0 points1 point ago

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You spelled it wro.... oh dear ಠ_ಠ

[–]kevinfuckingbacon 0 points1 point ago

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yo that shit cray

[–]holysocks 0 points1 point ago

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dear beer

[–]MrRyyi 0 points1 point ago

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This can't honestly be (made from) just one beer!

[–]camonz 0 points1 point ago

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Dr. Moreau would be proud.

[–]lickthecowhappy 0 points1 point ago

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I LOVE weird taxidermy. If only it wasn't so expensive...

[–]movielass 0 points1 point ago

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do you understand how long this confused me

[–]Scruffballz 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure if beverage...

[–]colarg 0 points1 point ago

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simple and funny. up vote!

[–]squeeeeenis 0 points1 point ago

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Because there animals its funny, but if it where humans, it would be art.

[–]j1mmie 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer reinbear

[–]davejlong 0 points1 point ago

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Ahh, the allusive beer. It's usually very difficult to hit this animal as it is usually stumbling around quite a bit when you try to aim.

[–]poryphria 0 points1 point ago

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This really wasn't what I was expecting.

[–]subtle_pig_humper 0 points1 point ago

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a bit over-the-top.

[–]alias_unknown 0 points1 point ago

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Mutant!

[–]OKGoldfish 0 points1 point ago

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[–]AbaddonSF 0 points1 point ago

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you know i can see a new food called a beer now, a bear stuffed with deer, ala Truducket, but you fry it, that was you can have beer battered beer, while drinking a wait for it.....beer....

[–]Color_Bars 0 points1 point ago

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Beer. You don't say ?

[–]Anon1E1Mouse 0 points1 point ago

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I just shat myself

[–]SelectaRx 0 points1 point ago

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Less filling. TASTES GREAT.

[–]VikingBoner 0 points1 point ago

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...well, I don't know what I was expecting.

[–]strong_grey_hero 0 points1 point ago

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"Hey honey, bring me a bee-WHAOOGAWD!!!"

[–]DresdenPI 0 points1 point ago

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Somewhere, a single tear is running down the cheek of a native american

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Needs more Moosehead.

[–]Shup 0 points1 point ago

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[–]darth-nick 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Benutzerkonto 0 points1 point ago

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You can keep the beer but can I have that cool helmet in the backfround?

[–]motherofamouse 0 points1 point ago

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And in The Netherlands a "beer" is actually a bear.

[–]dmull25 0 points1 point ago

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paddy's pub needs one of these

[–]TerranRepublic 0 points1 point ago

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Oh dear.

[–]rainonplant 0 points1 point ago

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I would not drink. 2/10

[–]benchley 0 points1 point ago

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And a rockin' retro motorcycle helmet.

[–]Shadowglove 0 points1 point ago

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Oh beer.

[–]sewage 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was a dear

[–]Punkwolf 0 points1 point ago

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i must haves its

[–]intel23 0 points1 point ago

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Epicness had taken over

[–]zefirecrotch 0 points1 point ago

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Reasons why I love being from rural midwest, seeing things like this at friend's homes.

[–]NaniPeka 0 points1 point ago

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i see what you did there

[–]IntoxicatedRedditor 0 points1 point ago

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For fuck's sake! I finally understand that stupid t-shirt my coworker always wears.

[–]shaker28 0 points1 point ago

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That would be the scariest creature to ever encounter on your own. Big claws, small mouth? You're going to have to be in very tiny pieces for him to eat you.

[–]mrnightowl 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure its the one from american institute of taxidermy in Wisconsin. just down the road from me.

[–]SkeetUlrich 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Bolotie 0 points1 point ago

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Ohh, taxidermy.

[–]bumshell 0 points1 point ago

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That is one tasty looking beer

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's pretty funny how if you'd to that with a human, people would get angry

but now, people laugh... Now I wanna see that bearman!

[–]aaron_bit_7 0 points1 point ago

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Oh I get now... But it only took me 6 hours.

[–]Teddyknockout 0 points1 point ago

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I WANT ONE

[–]toonczyk 0 points1 point ago

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the description is actually better than the photo

[–]T3KO 0 points1 point ago

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looks more like a badger.

[–]laughs-at-own-jokes 0 points1 point ago

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That deer could kill someone with its bear hands HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[–]abenfVA 0 points1 point ago

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I'd drink that

[–]DJRobOwen 0 points1 point ago

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Chuck Testa. Just throwing it out there because those that know just fucking know, and I cannot be arsed thinking of anything witty right now. GO AWAY.

[–]j_to_the_mo 0 points1 point ago

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Me thinks someone's been to the island of Doctor Moreau and and brought back a souvenir...

[–]beokre 0 points1 point ago

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Chuck Testa+2nd amendment=???

[–]inefekt 0 points1 point ago

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can someone please explain the window behind this abomination?

[–]ThatAgnosticGuy 0 points1 point ago

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Check to see if there's a 12 year old jerking it in there.

[–]GrantNexus 0 points1 point ago

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That's just sad.

[–]morehops 0 points1 point ago

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Taxidermy rules!

[–]jivanicus 0 points1 point ago

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i think i worshipped one of those once.

[–]99redpuppets 0 points1 point ago

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Now, fill it with beer and take all of my money.

[–]TypicalTimeTraveller 0 points1 point ago

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Just be glad you still have a while before they start breeding these...

[–]TACOfarmerXD 0 points1 point ago

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Ctrl+F "Chuck Testa"

[–]musiclover55 0 points1 point ago

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Nope. Just Chuck Testa.

[–]prometheancopy 0 points1 point ago

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Seems legit.

[–]Bigshow281 0 points1 point ago

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Nope. Its just Chuck Testa.

[–]somguy9 0 points1 point ago

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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MANBEARPIG?

[–]helloalicehello 0 points1 point ago

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I suspect people wouldn't find this as funny if it was a person and a cow cut up and sewn together.

I think this is horrible.

[–]Ortell 0 points1 point ago

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Am i the only one that finds this a bit disturbing? Mixing and matching animal carcasses is not something stable people usually do. ಠ_ಠ

[–]BigBadDawg 1 point2 points ago

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You wait over there ---->

[–]service_plumber 0 points1 point ago

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What the hell is a snowmobile doing inside?

[–]BigBadDawg 0 points1 point ago

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Obviously your not Canadian...

[–]maxiums 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking Canadians and that's all I got to say about that.

[–]travman89 0 points1 point ago

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[–]D13U -1 points0 points ago

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Half man, half deer, half bear .... The man beer!

[–]illlogic 0 points1 point ago

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Manbeardeer

[–]hornytoad69 -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm cereal.

[–]wildeorchid -1 points0 points ago

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It's called D-beer

[–]BigBadDawg 0 points1 point ago

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Don't they make Diamonds?

[–]aliaschase -1 points0 points ago

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holy unholy mother of god.