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[–]tenj 31 points32 points ago

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Why did you edit out the www.buttersafe.com from the bottom of the image?

[–]SimilarImage 20 points21 points ago

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[–]Shatterer 2 points3 points ago

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Go Bots Go!

[–]lgriffin123 24 points25 points ago

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Noooo you put the punchline in the caption :/

[–]alahos 0 points1 point ago

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I have such a short attention span, I don't even care.

[–]Singletoned 9 points10 points ago

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I think this is a rehosted webcomic and shouldn't be in here and should be a link to the original artists website (buttersafe.com)

[–]ZjanP 7 points8 points ago

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A human's skin is to tough for a bee to eject it's barbed stinger. He can kill other insects and survive, which is what it's meant for.

[–]Gullible_Skeptic 1 point2 points ago

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Honeybee stingers are meant as a defense for the hive from any intruder not just insects.

They evolved so that the stinger will usually only separate from the bee when stinging a target with thick, elastic skin i.e. mammals but not separate when stinging insects.

Also, any honeybee that can sting you is a she; the males (drones) have no stingers.

[–]delvicon 2 points3 points ago

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This is funny but it's very scumbag of you not to link to the original comic, or at least leave the website in the image or as a comment.

[–]herobotic 2 points3 points ago

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Oh good! That way I went through the whole comic with the punchline in my head the whole time!

[–]ThePiderman 2 points3 points ago

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Stop putting the punchline in the title :((

[–]bissextile[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Hello everyone, I am sorry this post was so bad. It is my second day, I will try to learn fast and not repeat mistakes. Sincerely- Reddit n00b.

[–]Forever_Awkward 0 points1 point ago

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A sincere apology, but your crimes are too great. You've done too much damage already and will never live it down. Lives were ruined on this day. Souls were corrupted, and the world will never be the same.

[–]bissextile[S] 0 points1 point ago

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It would seem you are right...

[–]Dharmasabitch 2 points3 points ago

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It kills other insects without killing the bee, which is the primary target, not large mammals

[–]mrbobbyg 4 points5 points ago

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Thank you for telling people this! Bee stingers weren't designed to be used on people. Those barbs do a number on a wasp or a spider.

[–]Dharmasabitch 0 points1 point ago

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:) all in a days work. Biology major, away!

[–]Iwanttobelive 1 point2 points ago

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Beads!?!?

[–]keithernandezstache 0 points1 point ago

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Gob's not on board.

[–]maycut 0 points1 point ago

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he never got to see my bee business take off

[–]samcolson4 -2 points-1 points ago

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This is what I came into the comment thread to find. Upvotes for all the beads.

[–]rageBandit 0 points1 point ago

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I'm guessing you didn't understand the movie 300 either.

[–]KonKaizo 0 points1 point ago

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good thing i didnt read the title

[–]Daniiren 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SpacificNocean 0 points1 point ago

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Bees are undoubtedly the best creature ever. Their sting might not kill humans, but that's not what it's there for. You think humans are bees' prey? It can kill other creatures, for sure. There are lots of bees, and they're all fucking awesome, and they sure as hell don't give a shit about killing humans. In fact, without them, we'd barely be able to survive.

Take the honeybee. You know how they get their honey? They have bees who find pollen and then tell others where it is. The forager bees buzz around until they find something, and then they come back to their crib. Then, they do a dance to show the others where the honey is. It's called a waggle dance. The angle at which they waggle during the vertical part of the dance shows the other bees the angle at which the food source is relative to the sun. That's fucking insane! AND the shorter the 'waggle' of the waggle dance, the closer the target is.

Holy shit. Also, considering how important they are for the pollination of plants, their extinction would cause MASSIVE impacts on not only vegetation, but consequently on the entire food chain. AND the intricacy of their social structures is fucking astounding.

Bees, man. Of course you don't understand them - they're beyond awesome. Fucking bees, man.

[–]DireBaboon 0 points1 point ago

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Bees? Bees?!

[–]delvicon 0 points1 point ago

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They don't allow you to have bees in here.

[–]Tortoski 0 points1 point ago

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I read the queens voice super-duper high pitched

[–]Updatebjarni 0 points1 point ago

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The artist doesn't seem to have a very good grasp of how helmets work.