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[–]neverinvalid 66 points67 points ago

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Don't lie. How you really felt at a middle school dance. Don't worry it is natural when you are that young.

[–]jettrscga 12 points13 points ago*

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Out of curiosity and in no way related to a current level of alcohol intake, does your username refer to "invalid" in the sense of "not feeling valid" or in the sense of "one who is sickly"? Because I need to know if you're immune to sickness or just feel a permanent level of validation. Shit. You could be like... Wolverine or something. But I need you to know that I like your tits for being you even if you aren't Wolverine.

Keep on keeping on. Love,

Guy on the internet.

[–]neverinvalid 5 points6 points ago

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So many the things. I don't have tits. And I usually only reply with worthwhile comments, so 'invalid' in this sense is that I never post things that don't contribute to the article or post at hand...

[–]jettrscga 6 points7 points ago

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Gotcha, so you choose to equate truth to relevancy. Double negatives are tricky.

You're on the internet, so I know you don't have tits in the literal titsy sense. But I like the metaphorical tits that you have that make you who you are. It's a depth of expression beyond just tits; it's really tits-transcendent. It's perkier and has more full, voluptuous meaning than "tits" does. It's not so crass as tits, but a beautiful expression of what tits can mean.

I valued our conversation, good day.

[–]neverinvalid 3 points4 points ago

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Well, when you put it like that! I have the fullest, roundest tits you could imagine. But only you. .^

[–]jettrscga 6 points7 points ago

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[–]jettrscga 1 point2 points ago

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I apologize, I was so deep in tits that I forgot that you never attended to the "Wolverine" portion. So... are you Wolverine? If so, frankly your acting has its ups and downs. But overall, I like your premise and would still say you're pretty okay.

[–]neverinvalid 1 point2 points ago

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so 'invalid' in this sense is that I never post things that don't contribute to the article or post at hand.

I have never shown Wolverine like traits, though I have also never been sickly, so maybe my regenerative powers have just yet to have a need to reveal themselves. Maybe we'll see! 0.o?

[–]FuckYouImFunny 2 points3 points ago

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My exact thoughts, didn't think about sex and crap until 8th grade/HS.

[–]nepidae 0 points1 point ago

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I assumed he was an adult.

[–]neverinvalid 1 point2 points ago

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In my experience, the only people who think middle school sex is really sex, are middle schoolers, or people who have never had sex in their adult lives...

[–]FaggetSayWhat 158 points159 points ago

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That's how I feel everyday at school.

[–]OprahLuvr 76 points77 points ago

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What?

[–]donpapillon 142 points143 points ago

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HE SAID THAT'S HOW I FEEL EVERYDAY AT SCHOOL.

[–]jbg89 33 points34 points ago

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He's an Oprah lover so you say it like this:

HE SAID THAT'S HOW I FEEL EVERYDAY AT SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

[–]Whenthenighthascome 6 points7 points ago

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wut

[–]yarmulke 15 points16 points ago

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HE SAID THAT'S HOW I FEEL EVERYDAY AT SCHOOL

[–]Trolly_McTrollerson 0 points1 point ago

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que?

[–]red_wolf757 1 point2 points ago

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Taco.

[–]partyxday 20 points21 points ago

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HE SAID HE SAID THAT'S HOW I FEEL EVERYDAY AT SCHOOL!

[–]Whenthenighthascome 7 points8 points ago

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wat

[–]ButtTrumpet 30 points31 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]FlyingPasta 17 points18 points ago

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Watch out guys, ButtTrumpet is giving the look of disapproval.

[–]ButtTrumpet 24 points25 points ago

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ಠoಠ

[–]Lizardizzle 10 points11 points ago

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HE'S BREATHING IN!

[–]FlyingPasta 5 points6 points ago

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Love your name, carry on.

[–]Darkencypher 0 points1 point ago

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DM:HS

[–]STAYFROSTY777 1 point2 points ago

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You have one of the funniest user names I have seen, made me bust out laughing in the middle of the airport

[–]Whenthenighthascome 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]emocliae 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck I love your username.

AVPM fuck yeah!

[–]DougSTL 0 points1 point ago

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You're name is now tagged as extremely talented.

[–]DougSTL 0 points1 point ago

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You're name is now tagged as extremely talented.

[–]faultydesign 13 points14 points ago

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DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WAT?

[–]DotaLoveless 2 points3 points ago

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wat

[–]CtrlShift7 0 points1 point ago

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Paint me a portraiture of words, if there are indeed any rattling around that empty skull of yours, to describe the semblance of Marcellus Wallace.

[–]Whenthenighthascome 0 points1 point ago

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whut

[–]fancy_sandwich 1 point2 points ago

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Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

[–]adarvesh0 3 points4 points ago

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Wat

[–]Whenthenighthascome 0 points1 point ago

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..........what?

[–]partyxday 0 points1 point ago

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I SAID HE SAID HE SAID THAT'S HOW I FEEL EVERYDAY AT SCHOOL!

[–]newtothelyte 1 point2 points ago

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You have to speak into his good ear...

[–]Dubes_ 8 points9 points ago

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he said that'showIfeeleverydayatschool.

[–]Kataar 0 points1 point ago

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Look at his username.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]seal_of_judgement 5 points6 points ago

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[–]OprahLuvr 1 point2 points ago

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Set Up and Assist.

[–]Sindragon 1 point2 points ago

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That's why we're firing you next week.

[–]Silverbug 34 points35 points ago

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You are one creepy chaperone.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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And I'm all out of bitches.

So... bye I guess.

[–]ForgettableUsername 6 points7 points ago

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Gum?

[–]raisin_bran_in 52 points53 points ago

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Middle school dances = the creators of infinite blue balls

[–]Ziigmund 14 points15 points ago

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I danced with a garbage can at my first dance in 7th grade. At the time, it was done as a joke. But today, I realized that it was less humorous and more foreshadowing. Forever alone.

[–]alphadax[S] 1 point2 points ago

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oh god why...

[–]OprahLuvr 12 points13 points ago

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Sometimes I like to gather all my dirty clothes and pile them up against the wall. Then I put Air Force One on repeat and grind up on all dem dirty clothes. Instant Eighth Grade Dance.

[–]MonotonousMan 36 points37 points ago

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Our's was in the gym. I remember all the white kids gettin riled n wild with the music, and flying bodies everywhere as they leaped for that basketball rim in the darkness. They almost would touch the bottom of the net in their fiery attempt. The one lucky man who would got to feel incredibly alpha with some Akon in the background.

[–]Buckeyes2010 36 points37 points ago

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[–]I_am_the_cheese 51 points52 points ago

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[–]ButtTrumpet 23 points24 points ago

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Hey aren't you the guy that didn't date -- oh nevermind.

[–]I_am_the_cheese 35 points36 points ago

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[–]ButtTrumpet 15 points16 points ago

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[–]sybert 2 points3 points ago

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Got some animal crackers in your soup?

[–]ButtTrumpet 1 point2 points ago

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This is going to break your hearts but... I didn't get my username from AVPM. I just thought it was funny.

Sorry. :(

[–]sybert 2 points3 points ago

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I don't know what AVPM is; I was referencing the Gif you posted.

[–]ButtTrumpet 8 points9 points ago

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WELL SHIT NOW I LOOK STUPID

[–]HitTheGymAndLawyerUp 1 point2 points ago

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So, did it not work out, did it kinda work out?

[–]Buckeyes2010 0 points1 point ago

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I go to the same school as you, and when you commented I never even caught on. I feel a little slow now

[–]keanus 2 points3 points ago

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This is bad- even for hardcore dancing

[–]SangamonTaylor 0 points1 point ago

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High point of my life was being able to touch the bottom of the backboard in 8th grade.

[–]pullarius1 18 points19 points ago

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Our first school middle school dance was mandatory, during school hours. We brought our Star Wars cards, but were told to put them away. So my friend and I "danced" like a T-rex stalking, killing, and then eating its prey. I never went to a school dance after that. I don't think I could live up to my first performance.

[–]SnackPatrol 6 points7 points ago

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I PUT MY HAND UPON YO HIP, WHEN I DIP YOU DIP WE DIP

[–]CaptSmallShlong 1 point2 points ago

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...we'll try to keep it down gramps

[–]kyoutenshi 5 points6 points ago

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Me and my friend were butt flossing with the streamers. He got a number and I hooked up with my ex.

Tl;Dr: Butt floss with streamers = girls.

[–]CaptSmallShlong 1 point2 points ago

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...wait, so like...crepe paper thongs?

[–]kyoutenshi 0 points1 point ago

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Yep. Just regular paper streamers.

[–]CaptSmallShlong 0 points1 point ago

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and you just walked around school wearing that?

[–]kyoutenshi 0 points1 point ago

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Oh no, just flossing. No thongs were involved.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I've come back from 2078, butt flossing with streamers is the new kissing (using the same streamer of course) and kyoutenshi is now your legal name, you are leader of Turkmenistan

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I've found you. You sneaky bastard. Where the fuck is my child support?

[–]kyoutenshi 0 points1 point ago

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Aw dude sweet! Where's... Turkmenistan?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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well after the rapid nuclear world war we had it's kinda everywhere, territories are being obtained without procedure, just random patches of land being taken, I think it's right around what's left of Iran

[–]kyoutenshi 0 points1 point ago

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Ah yes. Fantastic. Smashing work.

[–]EternalRocksBeneath 5 points6 points ago

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None of the boys wanted to dance with me. sad face

[–]Derplar 1 point2 points ago

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Have an upvote dance

[–]EternalRocksBeneath 1 point2 points ago

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!! :) Thank you! That's even better. Those boys were jerks anyway.

[–]Derplar 1 point2 points ago

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You're welcome ma'am :)

[–]raffletime 4 points5 points ago

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You're in college now, you aren't allowed at middle school dances.

[–]Moon_Whaler 5 points6 points ago

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[–]HolyCornHolio 19 points20 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/c4FIk.jpg. Relevant.

EDIT:Btw sorry I screen caped this on my iPhone sorry for the ad

[–]initialsdrummer 41 points42 points ago

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I feel the ad is somewhat relevant.

[–]jettrscga 4 points5 points ago

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I honestly didn't know dysentery was still a thing, but I'm suddenly reassured that it stands no chance thanks to this man.

[–]HolyCornHolio 5 points6 points ago

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I don't know why in laughing, but you made me choke on a skittle. UPVOTE!

[–]StrugglingWithEase 0 points1 point ago

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That's incredible! Do it again, I want some skittles!

[–]ForgettableUsername 2 points3 points ago

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I didn't go to any dances in middle school. Or highschool. I was also unaware that my college had a football team until my fourth year.

[–]A_wizard_actually 2 points3 points ago

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...when i was 35

[–]balladavid 2 points3 points ago

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Funniest post I have ever seen. Kudos for you!

[–]alphadax[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you sir.

[–]kitkatthisthat 2 points3 points ago

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[–]gonenova 0 points1 point ago

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YES!

[–]TwilightFireOpal 10 points11 points ago

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I came here to post reposts

[–]alphadax[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Everything seems to be a repost these days, whether you know it or not.

[–]Sprags -1 points0 points ago

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is this another comment whining about reposts? oh, i see, you're right.

[–]IAMANiggerBiologist 1 point2 points ago

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THE first middle school dance.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Not what I was expecting...

[–]HurricaneHugo 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me about a guy who started dancing with a girl, girl starts grinding on him, guy cums after a couple of minutes of dancing.

[–]CaptSmallShlong 0 points1 point ago

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...how?!?!?!

[–]HurricaneHugo 0 points1 point ago

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Guy gets excited and releases.

[–]CaptSmallShlong 1 point2 points ago

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from what?

[–]Random_Username 1 point2 points ago

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Judging from the general age on reddit nowadays, I'm guessing this happened last year...

[–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

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I was thinking last night.

[–]alphadax[S] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]T-Rob 0 points1 point ago

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Can I get this image without the words on it?

[–]alphadax[S] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]T-Rob 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks. Prom coming up and all, this could be useful.

[–]MIDNIGHTZOMBIE 0 points1 point ago

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I remember being terrified to ask a girl to dance. When I finally did I felt like I had conquered God.

[–]DontCommentMuch 0 points1 point ago

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I totally read that in his voice. Made it far better.

[–]drunkgort 0 points1 point ago

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Even worse at summer camp.

[–]drtobfunke 0 points1 point ago

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What episode is this from?

[–]alphadax[S] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]OMGapotato 0 points1 point ago

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My middle school and Jr High never had dances. Did I miss out?

[–]CaptSmallShlong -1 points0 points ago

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yes

nothing like a random mosh pit at unexpected moments

[–]SrsSteel 0 points1 point ago

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Can we stop linking to tumblr? :| I feel uncomfortable sharing links of tumblr

[–]annelisemonte 0 points1 point ago

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Come to the dark side. We have... squealing fangirls posting .gifs of David Tennant.

[–]alphadax[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry. I was too lazy to re-upload it, I'll use imgur next time.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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fucking nailed it!

[–]Kidmaker7 0 points1 point ago

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Gah, you have ruined my pre sleep buzz. Now I am just thinking of all of the girls I had a chance to do funky shit with and didn't have the confidence to because I think I was socially retarded.

TL;DR: I have an amazing gf now.

[–]Bobsyl 0 points1 point ago

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But you only fucked the gym equipment on the wall.

[–]Questica 0 points1 point ago

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I just felt like it was stupid... Maybe that was the autism spectrum disorder kicking in...

[–]luckycharms8282 0 points1 point ago

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When I opened your link I happened to be listening to Pavarotti singing "Ave maria." It fit beautifully.

[–]enfyrneaux 0 points1 point ago

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My parents kept me out of all the dances in middle school. Fifteen years later I still resent it.

[–]NO_TOUCHING__lol 0 points1 point ago

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I lived in a VERY small town. Like 20 kids per grade small. No joke. So this is how I felt:

"I came here to sit in the corner with all of the other boys while the girls come and pick us off one by one to drag us to our doom."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I came here to fuck bitches and chew bubble.

[–]CaptSmallShlong 1 point2 points ago

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and I'm all out of bitches

[–]CaptSmallShlong 0 points1 point ago

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liar

[–]polkadotter 0 points1 point ago

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and the bitches were fucked.

[–]SexLiesAndExercise 0 points1 point ago

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Go home, Woody Harrelson, you're drunk.

[–]kjfdude96 0 points1 point ago

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This is from tumblr!

[–]ANewAccountCreated 0 points1 point ago

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So at 11 to possibly 13/14 years of age, you went to a school dance looking to "fuck bitches"?

[–]typehazard 0 points1 point ago

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this isn't the first time im seeing this but it is till so funny.

[–]DaftFred1153 0 points1 point ago

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Hell yes, I can relate to this. The entire evening, I felt like SAP.

[–]wlesnia1 0 points1 point ago

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You're in 6th grade, really?

[–]alphadax[S] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]danbopes -1 points0 points ago

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[–]random_hero90 -2 points-1 points ago

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You got this from 4chan

[–]TopEm -1 points0 points ago

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I won't be sleeping tonight.

[–]BonzoTheBoss -1 points0 points ago

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You yanks and your dances...

[–]CaptSmallShlong 0 points1 point ago

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in comparison to...

[–]BonzoTheBoss 2 points3 points ago

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In the UK there isn't really as much emphasis on "school dances". I find it a peculiar custom, that's all.