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[–]dummystupid 8 points9 points ago

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Joey! What the fuck are you doing with the video camera? Why did you put the god damn dog on the lawn mower? Are you fucking retarded boy? Good lord there is something wrong with you. How did you get so fucked up?

Now go inside and help your mother squat over me on the glass table and poop.

[–]AngryEnt[S] 10 points11 points ago

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....dudewut

[–]pwhipple06 9 points10 points ago

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He said:

Joey! What the fuck are you doing with the video camera? Why did you put the god damn dog on the lawn mower? Are you fucking retarded boy? Good lord there is something wrong with you. How did you get so fucked up? Now go inside and help your mother squat over me on the glass table and poop.

[–]AngryEnt[S] 7 points8 points ago

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Now in caps please.

[–]skysurfer88 2 points3 points ago

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HE SAID: JOEY! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THE VIDEO CAMERA? WHY DID YOU PUT THE GOD DAMN DOG ON THE LAWN MOWER? ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED BOY? GOOD LORD THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU. HOW DID YOU GET SO FUCKED UP? NOW GO INSIDE AND HELP YOUR MOTHER SQUAT OVER ME ON THE GLASS TABLE AND POOP.

[–]AngryEnt[S] 4 points5 points ago

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Thanks, well done.

[–]excommunicated 5 points6 points ago

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nowkiss.jpg

[–]The_designer_pro 0 points1 point ago

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now inverted bold: ˙dood puɐ ǝlqɐʇ ssɐlƃ ǝɥʇ uo ǝɯ ɹǝʌo ʇɐnbs ɹǝɥʇoɯ ɹnoʎ dlǝɥ puɐ ǝpısuı oƃ ʍou ¿dn pǝʞɔnɟ os ʇǝƃ noʎ pıp ʍoɥ ˙noʎ ɥʇıʍ ƃuoɹʍ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos sı ǝɹǝɥʇ pɹol pooƃ ¿ʎoq pǝpɹɐʇǝɹ ƃuıʞɔnɟ noʎ ǝɹɐ ¿ɹǝʍoɯ uʍɐl ǝɥʇ uo ƃop uɯɐp poƃ ǝɥʇ ʇnd noʎ pıp ʎɥʍ ¿ɐɹǝɯɐɔ oǝpıʌ ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ƃuıop noʎ ǝɹɐ ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ¡ʎǝoɾ :pıɐs ǝɥ

[–]skysurfer88 0 points1 point ago

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I need it in bold, uppercase AND inverted.

[–]k_rol -1 points0 points ago

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Now, sir, you have crossed the line! ಠ_ಠ

[–]Night_Hawk3201 0 points1 point ago

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Twiced

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Now that's talent.

[–]Hsn102198 1 point2 points ago

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They see me rollin...

[–]uvulavulva 3 points4 points ago

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Sincerely thought this was going to be that gif from Chappelle's Show of the dancing guy with the lawn-mower. This was just as satisfactory.

[–]nkcetera 4 points5 points ago

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He has no idea what he is doing

[–]Piratiko 1 point2 points ago

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I like how he looks over as if to ask "Am I doin' this right?"

[–]abirddd 2 points3 points ago

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I added sound to that gif for you

[–]nousernamesareleft 0 points1 point ago

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Watching that roll repeatedly across the screen with the music is surprisingly soothing.

[–]HenniferHlopez 0 points1 point ago*

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i hope it's a dog i hope it's a dog i hope it's a dog

fuck yea. it's a dog.

[–]rohanivey 0 points1 point ago

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LADYBIRD, NO!

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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[–]whateverisay 0 points1 point ago

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All i kept thinking was: It's cold enough to see that dogs breath!

[–]WoAProximity 0 points1 point ago

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Now, i thought this was gonna be stupid, like some dude driving a tiny car making a stupid face. Trying to be funny.

I proceeded to react differently than i thought.

"oh.. Its a do...its a dog.." followed by hysterical laughter for the next 5 minutes.

O-o

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ImAnEvilPanda 0 points1 point ago

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NO! WRONG MEME D: This is the; Your argument is invalid dog. D:

[–]bubblesthefencer 0 points1 point ago

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Not a single fuck was given that day

[–]essenceoferlenmeyer 0 points1 point ago

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I knew what was coming. I realized I had seen this .gif before, and that I would see a dog driving a lawn mower. I knew this and still I laughed for a good 30 seconds.

[–]DjMorimoto 0 points1 point ago

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Dogs get all the good stuff, they even get to drive daddy's lawnmower.

[–]cunger -1 points0 points ago

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This elkhound can mow the lawn. All mine does is eat poop.

[–]Bladelink -1 points0 points ago

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Somehow this was exactly what I expected.

[–]excommunicated -1 points0 points ago

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Than you need more bizarre content. Have you tried spacedicks?

Edit: Just realized I'm tired enough to recommend spacedicks to someone (even as a joke)... going to bed now.

[–]Goe_Jibbs -1 points0 points ago

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Saw the lawn mower and instantly hoped for the gay landscaper from chappelles show... Was diappointed.

[–]Zmodem -1 points0 points ago

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Insert "bitches love" joke here.