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[–]crseat 62 points63 points ago

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[–]brianbrianbrian 7 points8 points ago

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And when he says balls, she makes a choking noise. Dirty images.

[–]freenerdity 24 points25 points ago

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This made me chuckle. But the second one made me spew Dr. Pepper all over my desk.

Fuck.

[–]Stompedyourhousewith 16 points17 points ago

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vmaaaaaaaassssss.....

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[–]Borderline_Monologue 23 points24 points ago

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It is it's not its.

[–]Awful_Antagonist 14 points15 points ago

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It is "it's", not "its".

[–]tuddyScuffles 5 points6 points ago

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It is "it's," not "its."

[–]bigtreeworld 6 points7 points ago

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Tits.

[–]Awful_Antagonist 3 points4 points ago

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Tits tits, tits tits.

[–]Awful_Antagonist 2 points3 points ago

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You FOOL! You didn't leave anything to correct, so now how do we continue the game?

[–]Borderline_Monologue 3 points4 points ago

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I like you.

[–]Awful_Antagonist 7 points8 points ago

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Thanks. I also use quotation marks to put emphasis on things!

[–]pinchhazard 7 points8 points ago

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Now I hate you.

[–]razzo -1 points0 points ago

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"Now" I hate you.

[–]razzo 0 points1 point ago

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I still think it's funny.

[–]Support_HOOP 0 points1 point ago

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The comma goes inside the quotes. I don't want to rewrite it all, just pointing that out

[–]pinchhazard -1 points0 points ago

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If you do that, it becomes ambiguous whether he means to include the comma in his correction. He did it correctly.

[–]ramsrgood 2 points3 points ago

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wow, i got so caught up in making my point, i forgot basic grammar. i am ashamed :(

[–]PartyBusGaming 6 points7 points ago

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You're still doing it!

[–]RickDicolus 1 point2 points ago*

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Remember the NoPeriodInDrPepper guy?

edit: formatting

[–]sepllsrong 2 points3 points ago

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eidt waht

[–]The_Amberlamps 0 points1 point ago

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All I saw was "tits".

[–]MalcolmReynoldsWrap 3 points4 points ago

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Dat snort.

[–]sadhound55 0 points1 point ago

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Thought i was the only one who noticed.

[–]Henwhee 1 point2 points ago

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you know, i never realized... but taylor swift is fucking hot.

and i love the 2nd skit about kanye/beyonce

[–]scaevola 1 point2 points ago

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yeah that's kind of a hard thing to notice

[–]tastynarwhalbacon 1 point2 points ago

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you suck

[–]crseat 1 point2 points ago

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^ needs source

[–]tastynarwhalbacon 1 point2 points ago

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i didnt mean it, im sorry

[–]TheGayRoommate 0 points1 point ago

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Just so you know

Right click > copy video url at current time

[–]crseat 0 points1 point ago

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thanks

[–]veryyberry -5 points-4 points ago

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The horrible acting makes it worse.

[–]phillibl 77 points78 points ago

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Is it considered a troll if it is a skit?

[–]pinchhazard 22 points23 points ago

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Thank you for saying this. There isn't really any humor left after you take away the trolling. "a guy said balls rofl"

[–]KyoskeMikashi 2 points3 points ago

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That's a swift remark you have there good sir

[–]Dragon_yum 6 points7 points ago

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No it doesn't. Also this was posted a few weeks ago.

[–]Zeinus 5 points6 points ago

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you mean a few months ago

[–]marswithrings 17 points18 points ago

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you mean a few years ago

no seriously, this is from an SNL episode that aired in 2009.

[–]ClemsonPoker 23 points24 points ago

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I like the people on YT arguing over where it came from. "It was on 9gag!" "No, it was Something Awful!"

It was fucking NBC, you dolts.

[–]bearchubs 1 point2 points ago

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What's a dolt

[–]prince_of_zamunda 0 points1 point ago

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[–]bearchubs 1 point2 points ago

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im such a dolt

[–]monkeyjay 4 points5 points ago

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It would not be considered trolling even if it wasn't a skit.

A: "Look at this thing. It is X"

B: "I shall look" looks

A: "HA! It is in fact not X! It is Y!"

B: "Darn it!".

How is that trolling.

[–]avenger723 5 points6 points ago

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Because the internet has taken trolling to mean anyone doing anything to anyone with any means of doing it.

"Hey Bill, saw you troll the wife the other day."

"Aww yeah Steve, we trolled all night long, if you know what I'm saying."

[–]mr-peabody 0 points1 point ago

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Imma let you finish, but this is the worst use of 'trolling' of all time.

[–]dancefuckerdance 111 points112 points ago

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bill. fuckin. hader.

[–][deleted] 75 points76 points ago

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Hader's gonna hade.

[–]AncientHipster 14 points15 points ago

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Darth Hader

[–]desmo 1 point2 points ago

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[–]mikesername 32 points33 points ago

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I hope tricking Taylor Swift into looking at pictures of your balls catches on. I really want to try it

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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In the second picture, she does make the appropriate face for the usage of male genitalia if you catch my drift.

[–]Judas_Clergyperson 1 point2 points ago

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If this was based on encounters I've had, she would need to be squinting a little more.

[–]I_Compliment_Tits 0 points1 point ago

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I want to try and grab her titties.

[–]svtracerd 49 points50 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Hey Taylor check it out 133coms 904pts 6mos funny
I love you Bill Hader. 159coms 1168pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]gamesOfAllSizes -2 points-1 points ago

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WHOA THANKS

[–]Yojimbe -1 points0 points ago

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Thanks, hero.

[–]wrongniggatofuckwit 1 point2 points ago

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i would love to show a picture of taylor swift my balls

[–]JoshWren 4 points5 points ago

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how many times must I see this?

[–]phptm1 4 points5 points ago

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doesn't matter, i still laugh every time

[–]CartmanVT 4 points5 points ago

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Doesn't matter, saw balls!

[–]DontKillTheMedic 0 points1 point ago

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dm:sb

[–]soiwasonceindenmark 1 point2 points ago

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doesn't matter, i still upvote every time

[–]Icanhazcomment 1 point2 points ago

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I'd love t-roll her too if you know what I mean.

[–]iliveinatauntaun 1 point2 points ago

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I have the same name as her and I immediately thought, "Oh god who posted something stupid I fell for?" immediately followed by a ton of relief.

[–]mrpopenfresh 0 points1 point ago

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Dammit, I totally have to try that.

[–]slow_red_glow 0 points1 point ago

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Damn it, every time I see this it makes me laugh.

[–]black19 0 points1 point ago

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Link to the vid wouldve sufficed

[–]mt-77 0 points1 point ago

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She's a nice lady!

[–]TheFatBastard 0 points1 point ago

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I love his look in the last frame, kinda like Dexter.

[–]LepKoGreh 0 points1 point ago

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I like the skanks, really cheap and look affordable...

[–]eravulgaris 0 points1 point ago

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The "Reposts, reposts everywhere" picture would come in handy here. Maybe it's time for me to stop going to reddit.

[–]Boffo1 0 points1 point ago

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Would have been better if he asked, "Wanna see my baby boys"?

[–]kenallen09 0 points1 point ago

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Ashley Schaeffer

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Hey Taylor check it out 133coms 904pts 6mos funny
I love you Bill Hader. 159coms 1168pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]shaqfan99 -1 points0 points ago

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more people need to know about /taylorswift subreddit

http://i.imgur.com/Xe8ri.jpg

[–]Vectr0n -4 points-3 points ago

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Haders gonna hade.

[–]Olukon -3 points-2 points ago

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That was kind of lame.

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[deleted]

[–]bingram -1 points0 points ago

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really, who the hell cares

[–]DoctorPimpslap -5 points-4 points ago

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For your grand repost I allot you 1 downvote.