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[–]Illuminaughtyy 8 points9 points ago

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Finally a thread that feels like home.

[–]Autopilot_Psychonaut -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]Illuminaughtyy 2 points3 points ago

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[–]bamfsalad 0 points1 point ago

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Pogo was awesome in LA! Check out the Toy Story one.

[–]6fast6furious 2 points3 points ago

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Zero! Zero Fucks! Ah ah ah!

[–]princeyassine 2 points3 points ago

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No fucks to give except the fuck to give no fucks.

[–]lil_literalist 2 points3 points ago

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Who the hell is Snooki, and why should I care?

[–]acctobethrownaway 1 point2 points ago

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This is exactly why I read the Financial Times.

[–]ab103630 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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And yet, you're posting about it.

Seems like most people on Reddit don't understand what giving zero fucks actually means.

[–]cannedmath -2 points-1 points ago

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He posted about the fucks he gives not about the celebrities themselves :P

[–]CBSniper 0 points1 point ago

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TrueWarrior, a brave redditor who can only represent his distaste for celebrities through a picture of a woman who could only be happy once she became a rich, famous princess while setting unrealistic standards for women.

[–]StalinKnowsBest 0 points1 point ago

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Too young anyways.

[–]steve0suprem0 0 points1 point ago

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but have you seen TMZ? that shit's hilarious. otherwise, i agree.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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upvoted since i give no fucks too

[–]Streakiest 0 points1 point ago

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We're terribly sorry. :[

[–]knocklessmonster 0 points1 point ago

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How I feel about how anybody else feels about celebrity news:

[–]shitterplug 0 points1 point ago

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Zero fucks would be completely ignoring it. You posted this, therefore you do not give zero fucks. You decided to cash in on the celebrity bandwagon, thus giving a fuck. This is a bad submission, and you should feel bad.

[–]SpinoC666 -2 points-1 points ago

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o ya? Snooki has a baby to give!!

[–]Mitz510 -1 points0 points ago

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I feel the same way about politics.

[–]I_Compliment_Tits -3 points-2 points ago

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I'm not going to lie.. Alice and most Disney Characters have nice tits.

[–]dr_fox -5 points-4 points ago

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You lose! Good day sir!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Don't know why you're getting downvoted, it's all there in black and white.