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[–]ClockworkINTP 137 points138 points ago

Actually, I think the idea Christians have is that God wants people to come to him of their own free will. Granted, this 'free will' concept is kind of spoiled by the promise/threat of heaven/hell. Thoughts?

[–]theparadox1083 42 points43 points ago*

I think the power of Satan is irrelevant when considering the above points. God simply sees those who fail to convert as undeserving. This makes Christians feel both safe from Hell and superior in general, since all others are simply unworthy due to their refusal to accept Christ..

And to convince themselves that God isn't an asshole, they create weird loopholes like if you've never heard of Christ then special rules might apply to you, depending on the Christian sect.

Edit: Didn't expect this to get any attention. I am referring to the more obnoxious Christians who I guess some would call "Not True Christians," as if there were such a thing.

That's not to say I wish to give them a free ride. I'm simply not referring to them this time.

[–]smallyolly 33 points34 points ago

You are right to say the power of Satan is irrelevant to a real Christian--for he believes that the power to sin is his, and he believes that he can (and should) always deny Satan and choose to follow God (who, ftr, is not the asshole--it's the people who think He sent them to hate people).

A real Christian wouldn't look down on anyone--stories of Jesus say he ate with people who were considered less by society--and He laid hands on the sick (who were considered unclean) to heal them.

Those loopholes are false teachings (with respect to the Bible)--it is written in Romans 1:20 that there are no excuses for those claiming to never have 'seen' God. I put quotes on seen since even the scripture states that one's encounter with God might be indirect. Clockwork is right about the free will thing; and I don't think it is spoiled--plenty here freely choose not believe in spite of the promise of impending damnation. It is more of a choice by God as opposed to a lack of strength or intelligence. But when one selectively quotes a text, one can make that text say almost anything.

[–]psifi 13 points14 points ago

"But when one selectively quotes a text, one can make that text say almost anything."

twitch

[–]smallyolly 8 points9 points ago

haha i know, i know; a lot of 'chrisitans' do that too. i am saying it's wrong completely--and if i seem to have done so, i apologize.

[–]chillyhellion 1 point2 points ago

Awesome username, by the way.

[–]pizzaistherealhero 3 points4 points ago

The concept of free will (as in, a human has the freedom to choose to believe in God or not) is not universally accepted amongst Christians. The Reformed branch of Christianity believes that God chooses those whom he wishes to save.

[–]Nonoce 1 point2 points ago

And isn't this what satan was disagreeing with god hence he was outcast ? I just don't know thought.

[–]neanderhummus 1 point2 points ago

Well heaven is like a party and we all get to go, if you aren't invited, you just don't go to the party and you hang around outside till the endtimes. The endtimes consists of everyone at the party being oppressed and tortured for a thousand years at which point there's a big war between the people who were been partying and then tortured for a thousand years and the folks outside who voted for a seven headed dragon to be president of earth. Choose what side you are on and then a guy on a horse with a sword for a tongue shows up for the Christians and we win.

Losers go to a lake of fire at that point. Thats the end times in a nutshell.

[–]TehGeoffe 1 point2 points ago

I feel like the right word isn't power or intelligence; it's influence. Just because Satan and sin are more seductive doesn't mean God lacks power.. at best it implies he did an imperfect job creating us by giving us free will and a tendency towards doing things he doesn't like.

I'm getting error code 504, sorry if I double post.

[–]Quazz 1 point2 points ago

If God can't create a universe where free will and lack of suffering coexist then he's not a god to begin with.

[–]ljuk 31 points32 points ago

Just as a side note:

Writing like THIS or similar is annoying as HELL to read.

[–]chillyhellion 14 points15 points ago

Fun fact: the original draft of the Bible was written in exactly that style. It was only during the conversion from Microsoft Office b.c. 1225 to Microsoft Office b.c. 1217 that they lost their source formatting. The book of Psalms was originally comic sans.

[–]8Dface 1 point2 points ago

If the psalms are written in Comic Sans then I'll take my chances with the devil

[–]L7_weenie 1 point2 points ago

Adding to this I'd like to say that I also wanted the red/white words to make a sentence when read without words of the other color.

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[–]treesontreesontrees 58 points59 points ago

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This is possibly the best thing I've seen on reddit.

[–]trunky 12 points13 points ago

Is there a bot yet that shows if people's responses to SimilarImage's comments are reposts?

[–]CptGeech 36 points37 points ago

I love the wiki link placed nicely in the middle of the rest of the links.

[–]Brainderailment 1 point2 points ago

It appears to be an easy way to truncate a large list of bible verses into a single line.

[–]joeblessyou 217 points218 points ago

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[–]edsfunsite 31 points32 points ago

Upvote for your contribution.

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[–]the-vicious-one 1 point2 points ago

How do you pronounce your username? 'Sunsen'?

edit: as in... soon-sane ?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I think it shunshen but with a crazy chinese "sh".

[–]AnalogDan 20 points21 points ago

As someone who is a fan of good typography, this image was a complete nightmare. A single font would do wonders for the readability.

[–]powercow 11 points12 points ago*

You have to wonder how writers like steven king can invoke such a wide range of strong emotions and can convey such large amounts of thoughts with a fixed font size and only one color.

When you see posts like this, how many of yall try to look for the secret message in the similarly colored words? I am looking for davinche code and instead I find it is just for emphasis or something.

[–]SPACE_LAWYER 5 points6 points ago

steven king can invoke such a wide range of strong emotion

like fear, terror and afraidness

[–]joofoot 23 points24 points ago

This is possibly the worst infographic(?) poster anyone had ever done.

My eyessssssssssssss!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

My leg!

[–]mbrodge 1 point2 points ago

Also, while Catholics believe in original sin, many other denominations do not.

[–]magicalmilk 6 points7 points ago

Absolutely. I cringed

[–][deleted] 84 points85 points ago

If we're going to be all logical and what not, Satan actually outsmarted Man and God can't interfere because He's playing by a specific set of rules. God could theoretically just send everyone to Heaven or change the rules for entrance or make everyone worship Him or any number of other things. But, because God is playing by a specific set of rules that Satan doesn't care about Satan has more leeway in what he can do.

It's really not much different than the Joker exploiting Batman's prohibition against murder and continuously escaping to commit crime again.

Basing a criticism of a religion on a incorrect generalization isn't really the best to defeat religion. It also glorifies incomplete understanding and poor logic. The entire line of reasoning in the original post is defeated by a rudimentary understanding of the Book of Job.

I hope /r/atheism has better plans for taking down religion. Otherwise, they only way we're winning anything is due to the entropy of religion rather than any sort of enlightenment on the part of atheists.

[–]xurcomm 4 points5 points ago

Why would you want to bring down something you don't believe in? I prefer live and let live.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

This is the only thing logical or sensible I've seen in this entire thread.

[–]mrplatypusthe42nd 150 points151 points ago

for the record, genesis says it was the serpent, never mentioning satan. so, god got owned by a snake. that he made. yeah.

[–]nikipinz 85 points86 points ago

A talking snake. Which apparently had legs or wings or levitated or something, since God punished it later by making it slither.

[–][deleted] 83 points84 points ago

Probably for the best, since the thought of a flying snake is damn terrifying.

[–]perry_cox 48 points49 points ago

[–]brianbrianbrian 26 points27 points ago

Fuck yo gravity, nigga.

[–]rudeandginger 2 points3 points ago

That's just falling with style!

[–]Scarjaka 1 point2 points ago

How the hell is that thing gliding?

[–]weebro55 1 point2 points ago

I believe they accomplish it by flattening their bodies and using it to produce lift the same way an airplane's wings do.

[–]barn4 19 points20 points ago

Physiologically speaking, the metabolic rate of snakes is too low to support flight.

[–]chriszuma 50 points51 points ago

Well now it is.

[–]Fa1nT 28 points29 points ago

Praise Jesus

[–]nikipinz 2 points3 points ago

That is for true.

[–]puiestee 1 point2 points ago

There's probably a couple in Australia though.

[–]Speak_Of_The_Devil 27 points28 points ago

So a long slender reptile with legs and wings...TIL that the serpent is either a dragon or Trogdor!!!

[–]brianbrianbrian 6 points7 points ago

He is the Burninator.

[–]thisnamestoolong 1 point2 points ago

Burninating the countryside, burninating the Bible...

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

So what did the worms do to deserve their fate?!

[–]IbidtheWriter 1 point2 points ago

They ate some of the same damn apple.

[–]djetaine 1 point2 points ago*

There is really nowhere in Genesis that says that he had wings or legs but one would likely be correct in speculating that in the biblical world snakes did once have legs.

After the serpent convinces Eve to eat the fruit God punishes him by saying:

"Because you have done this, cursed are you more than all cattle, and more than every beast of the field;

On your belly you will go, and dust you will eat all the days of your life; [Gen. 3:14]

God is talking to the serpent as though he were a beast of the field, ie. legged. Some Christians used this chapter to "prove" the bible was correct when scientists used some snakes vestigial legs as an argument for evolution.

[–]doctordude 25 points26 points ago

Every time I think about the whole scenario I get angry.

It's like playing the Sims. I can turn off the AI and make them perfect and always happy, smart and athletic...OR...I can turn the AI all the way up and stick a huge TV in the room with +10 entertainment. Guess what my little Sim is going to do? Hint: it isn't going to be ignore the TV.

But...being a gracious creator, I still guide them to the right path and forgive them for doing stupid shit. Vote for me for the next God...all I'm saying...

[–]Jeepersca 19 points20 points ago

But come on, admit it it, you get vengeful. Occasionally removing all the doors and bathrooms and locking them in.

[–]doctordude 10 points11 points ago

Well yeah but see, I only terrorize a single household, not my entire town. And besides, sometimes it's just a little torture, no death at the end...I'm willing to work out our differences in opinion after they concede that in the end, I know what's best :D But seriously, I'd never punish the whole neighborhood for Mr. Goth's infidelity, that's just absurd.

[–]Scorm93 6 points7 points ago

Inefficient. Punish everyone so they all know not to do that shit again.

[–]thisnamestoolong 5 points6 points ago

Just make sure that you punish the women more, because fuck women.

-Sincerely, God

[–]SpookyMcGee 1 point2 points ago

Fuck women? Yes sir!

[–]GiskardReventlov 1 point2 points ago

Would the head of that household happen to be named Job?

[–]coffeeblues 1 point2 points ago

Fill the room with potted plants and a single stove.

[–]LucidFrost- 5 points6 points ago

Who hasn't heard stories of creators being destroyed by their creations.... Suddenly athiest!!!! :D

[–]wingbatwu 1 point2 points ago

Not only have I heard these stories, I actually watched the tv shows!

I loved that Baltar character.

[–]djetaine 12 points13 points ago

I came here to post exactly this. It seems that quite a large majority of athiests who talk shit about the bible havent ever actually read it.

If you are going to argue a cause you damned well better be knowledgeable about it.

Read the bible once and you will understand Christianity better than a lot of christians out there. Actually study it and you will probably be in the 1%.

Then, when some asshole fundamentalist tries to say something to you, you can come back with logical and well thought out explanations for why they are completely and utterly wrong instead of just spouting off athiest talking points like some bizzaro world fox news.

[–]coffeeblues 13 points14 points ago

pew research showing atheists score highest on US religious knowledge

edit: for biblical knowledge specifically, atheists were right up there with the highest scoring groups, Mormons and White Evangelicals

[–]DragonHarem 25 points26 points ago

Yeah, but it seems like a waste of time compared to studying real world stuff.

At this point, it would be like studying Harry Potter just to refute some HP nut rather than blowing them off if they hassle you.

[–]djetaine 9 points10 points ago

If your aim was to refute Harry Potter and prove someone wrong then yes, you should be studying it.

The person who created this image obviously had a motive for doing so. He wanted to ridicule christians and their faith. Fine by me, but he should have studied up before he did so.

Back to your Harry Potter reference... This would be like the OP creating an image that says "The first chapter of Harry Potter shows that Harry is Voldemort" but couldnt back it up. The Harry Potter fans are going to tell him he's wrong and will be able to prove that based on their text.

Then you've got the other thousands of people seeing the image who dont know anything about Harry Potter and are taking it as fact. Now you are not only making yourself look stupid, you are doing a disservice to the rest of the non harry potter believers by spreading disinformation.

[–]abasslinelow 1 point2 points ago

like some bizzaro world fox news.

Hats off to you, sir.

[–]srgisme 1 point2 points ago*

...you can come back with logical and well thought out explanations for why they are completely and utterly wrong...

If you are going to try to prove a theist wrong, even about a passage in his/her holy scriptures, your efforts will most likely be futile. Theists are theists because they are illogical and do not take to reason or actual explanations, at least when it comes to religion (indoctrination at early ages can be argued to be the main reason for this). Even if you are speaking the absolute truth and have a valid explanation, you still will simply be denied by somebody who may otherwise be even a slightly rational human being on other topics. If they were bounded by logic, they would be atheists (and you wouldn't need to have a debate with them). Ha, you know, it's a contradiction to argue with a theist.

EDIT: grammar

[–]Achalemoipas 1 point2 points ago

You don't need to read the bible to prove that religious arguments are wrong. In fact, you don't even need to know what a bible is.

"God has said..."

-Wait, who?

"God! He has said..."

-Who's God?

"The man in the sky"

-You are insane.

[–]2Weird2Live2Rare2Die 1 point2 points ago

Ehhh, this is a flimsy nit to pick. Christians conflate the serpent and Satan all the time, so it's not ignorance for atheists to treat it the same. Hell, the whole 'Satan fell after rebelling against God' thing is pure fanfic, but Christians literally treat it as gospel. It may be chasing a pitch into the dirt for atheists to discuss theistic fanon, but if we didn't try to operate with the same assumed premises as the believers there wouldn't be much more to these discussions than saying 'that's stupid' over and over again.

[–]ProfessorD2 1 point2 points ago

Revelation pulls them all together and references the "dragon, that old serpent, who is the devil, Satan."

[–]LK09 1 point2 points ago

You do realize its a story right? There is no snake, no devil - it's a metaphor for human temptation - which is Clearly stronger than most people today.

Thats my biggest problem with American Christianity - It preaches from a book that is one giant mind numbingly repetitive metaphor for living a life above temptation in harmony with those around you - and the followers themselves are too absorbed in the damn language and not the messages.

[–]csydvs 2 points3 points ago

Metaphor's bro

[–]pled 16 points17 points ago

The snake was Metaphor's brother? Who is Metaphor?

[–]darkNergy 1 point2 points ago

Simile?

[–]Benjaphar 1 point2 points ago

That's his cousin.

[–]beebopcola 41 points42 points ago

I'm new to the community, so how does this contribute to Atheism?

[–]IFUCKINGLOVEMETH 42 points43 points ago

This subreddit is a circlejerk which (often, but not always) simply serves to make atheists feel better about being atheist and/or feel superior to religious people.

Often, posters here use fallacious logic or strawman arguments in an attempt to point out the fallacious logic or strawman arguments of those they disagree with.

Many atheists and non-believers are fed up with the bullshit that religious people perpetuate, and rightfully so, but they often become engrossed in a smug sense of self-righteousness and intellectual superiority and thus they are blind to their own shortcomings.

As a result, something like 95% of front paged submissions here are in some way invalid, fruitless, hypocritical, and/or ignorant.

Atheism isn't a belief system; it's the lack of a specific type of belief system. Therefore, there is no real way to "contribute" to atheism other than by attacking those other belief systems and spreading lack of belief.

Sometimes /r/atheism will make valid social or political commentary, but usually you'll find misguided drivel and whining (such as the OP).

Enjoy your stay.

[–]btse 9 points10 points ago

You're very articulate for a meth head.

[–]amazingGOB 1 point2 points ago

I'm surprised you weren't downvoted to oblivion.

Anytime I (or anyone else) make this comment, we are cannibalized by the slimy fucks in here. Yes, it's made me bitter.

[–]Jolowod 26 points27 points ago

Don't worry it is a non-prophet organization.

[–]macrosblackd 1 point2 points ago

I see what you did there...

[–]Cpt_ZappBrannigan 7 points8 points ago

i've seen this picture before... it's snarky, and in regards to the overall conclusion it tries to draw, is incorrect. technically god created satan - satan was and still (technically) is an angel. satan was cast into hell specifically for the reason that he was not more powerful than god, and he thought he was.

satan tried to take on god in heaven to become the new ruler; god said, "dude just how stupid are you? bitch, I made you." and cast him into the fiery pits of hell.

[–]jaxioni 50 points51 points ago

But God is more badass - he drowns pretty much everything on the planet when he gets mad. Would not want to mess with that guy if I was Satan.

[–]think_free 60 points61 points ago

But God is more badass EVIL - he drowns pretty much everything on the planet when he gets mad. Would not want to mess with that guy if I was Satan.

There, that's better.

[–]no_egrets 12 points13 points ago

Remember also that it's not Satan who governs the lake of fire (aka Hell) and the people thrown into it - it's God. The biblical Satan just spends his time "prowling the earth like a roaring lion".

Oh, except he doesn't even do that, because he has to ask God's permission before he actually does anything.

[–]are_you_trolling 13 points14 points ago

I guess that means that Satan wouldn't tempt us without God giving a green light. Talk about entrapment...

[–]no_egrets 9 points10 points ago

God loves to toy with people in the Bible, with or without Satan. In the Book of Samuel, God causes Saul to try and kill David for shits and giggles.

[–]ImpoliteRedditor 1 point2 points ago

The book of Job is basically that sweet Eddie Murphy, Dan Akroyd movie, only Randolph and Mortimer are God and Satan.

[–]RealRedditUser 1 point2 points ago

awesome. lol

[–]DragonHarem 2 points3 points ago

In the end we learn that satan is but a sockpuppet on god's hand like Mr Garrison and Mr Hat.

[–]jaxioni 40 points41 points ago

I dunno, I feel a bit sorry for the guy. I just think God's a bit bored... he worked pretty hard for the first week but he's been coasting since then so probably lost his motivation. Also, when was the last time he got laid? Probably not since Mary (lol, virgin... yeah right!) - 2000 years! Jesus. In retrospect God sounds like a bit of a nerd. I wonder if he has a super computer and it's like playing the Sim City/ Sims. Ever play that with infinity money? There's not much to do after you've built everything except for drowning things and blowing shit up.

[–]Swifto 18 points19 points ago*

As a muslim trying to make sense of all that is happening. I TRULY believe that is the reason. God was bored, made us, got bored again (saw what a fucking disappointment we are) , fucked off.

[–]ShadySteve 9 points10 points ago

Truly a noble cause. I for one, believe that God is lazy. Had he created us, he was certainly ahead of the times with copy and paste functions within genetics.

[–]Spectro87 1 point2 points ago

Sounds like you might be a deist.

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[–]FuliginCloak 6 points7 points ago

And how many ant farms sitting in the window get neglected after a while. All of the ants gradually dying off until the last one limps to the surface, weakly struggling against the clear plastic wall, and finally succumbing.

[–]God__Here 5 points6 points ago

I do have a sweet cloud server to surf reddit on.

[–]grandom 5 points6 points ago

Get off reddit and make me win the lottery as I asked when I was a kid, you lazy fucking slob.

[–]DrSeRRoD 35 points36 points ago

If there is any doubt: Satan vs. Jesus Boxing Match

[–]cakezilla 47 points48 points ago

Satan would throw the fight, and bet against himself, hence winning.

[–]DrSeRRoD 12 points13 points ago

Thus proving that not only is he more powerful (in a straight fight) but also more intelligent (making money). Throw in the fact that he just looks cooler, I'd say it's a Win-Win-Win for Satan.

[–]rhythmguy 4 points5 points ago

That's clever... are you Satan?

[–]HammerwithaD 12 points13 points ago

...or a southpark writer?

[–]cakezilla 1 point2 points ago

No, but I've seen South Park

[–]qua_omsa_lajeeone 20 points21 points ago

Here is the theological answer, not that any of you care:

Article 1. Whether the devil is directly the cause of man's sinning?

Objection 1. It would seem that the devil is directly the cause of man's sinning. For sin consists directly in an act of the appetite. Now Augustine says (De Trin. iv, 12) that "the devil inspires his friends with evil desires"; and Bede, commenting on Acts 5:3, says that the devil "draws the mind to evil desires"; and Isidore says (De Summo Bono ii, 41; iii, 5) that the devil "fills men's hearts with secret lusts." Therefore the devil is directly the cause of sin.

Objection 2. Further, Jerome says (Contra Jovin. ii, 2) that "as God is the perfecter of good, so is the devil the perfecter of evil." But God is directly the cause of our good. Therefore the devil is directly the cause of our sins.

Objection 3. Further, the Philosopher says in a chapter of the Eudemein Ethics (vii, 18): "There must needs be some extrinsic principle of human counsel." Now human counsel is not only about good things but also about evil things. Therefore, as God moves man to take good counsel, and so is the cause of good, so the devil moves him to take evil counsel, and consequently is directly the cause of sin.

On the contrary, Augustine proves (De Lib. Arb. i, 11) that "nothing else than his own will makes man's mind the slave of his desire." Now man does not become a slave to his desires, except through sin. Therefore the cause of sin cannot be the devil, but man's own will alone.

I answer that, Sin is an action: so that a thing can be directly the cause of sin, in the same way as anyone is directly the cause of an action; and this can only happen by moving that action's proper principle to act. Now the proper principle of a sinful action is the will, since every sin is voluntary. Consequently nothing can be directly the cause of sin, except that which can move the will to act.

Now the will, as stated above (9, A3,4,6), can be moved by two things: first by its object, inasmuch as the apprehended appetible is said to move the appetite: secondly by that agent which moves the will inwardly to will, and this is no other than the will itself, or God, as was shown above (9, A3,4,6). Now God cannot be the cause of sin, as stated above (Question 79, Article 1). Therefore it follows that in this respect, a man's will alone is directly the cause of his sin.

As regards the object, a thing may be understood as moving the will in three ways. First, the object itself which is proposed to the will: thus we say that food arouses man's desire to eat. Secondly, he that proposes or offers this object. Thirdly, he that persuades the will that the object proposed has an aspect of good, because he also, in a fashion, offers the will its proper object, which is a real or apparent good of reason. Accordingly, in the first way the sensible things, which approach from without, move a man's will to sin. In the second and third ways, either the devil or a man may incite to sin, either by offering an object of appetite to the senses, or by persuading the reason. But in none of these three ways can anything be the direct cause of sin, because the will is not, of necessity, moved by any object except the last end, as stated above (10, A1,2). Consequently neither the thing offered from without, nor he that proposes it, nor he that persuades, is the sufficient cause of sin. Therefore it follows that the devil is a cause of sin, neither directly nor sufficiently, but only by persuasion, or by proposing the object of appetite.

Reply to Objection 1. All these, and other like authorities, if we meet with them, are to be understood as denoting that the devil induces man to affection for a sin, either by suggesting to him, or by offering him objects of appetite.

Reply to Objection 2. This comparison is true in so far as the devil is somewhat the cause of our sins, even as God is in a certain way the cause of our good actions, but does not extend to the mode of causation: for God causes good things in us by moving the will inwardly, whereas the devil cannot move us in this way.

Reply to Objection 3. God is the universal principle of all inward movements of man; but that the human will be determined to an evil counsel, is directly due to the human will, and to the devil as persuading or offering the object of appetite.

Article 4. Whether all the sins of men are due to the devil's suggestion?

Objection 1. It would seem that all the sins of men are due to the devil's suggestion. For Dionysius says (Div. Nom. iv) that the "crowd of demons are the cause of all evils, both to themselves and to others."

Objection 2. Further, whoever sins mortally, becomes the slave of the devil, according to John 8:34: "Whosoever committeth sin is the slave [Douay: 'servant'] of sin." Now "by whom a man is overcome, of the same also he is the slave" (2 Peter 2:19). Therefore whoever commits a sin, has been overcome by the devil.

Objection 3. Further, Gregory says (Moral. iv, 10) the sin of the devil is irreparable, because he sinned at no other's suggestion. Therefore, if any men were to sin of their own free-will and without suggestion from any other, their sin would be irremediable: which is clearly false. Therefore all the sins of men are due to the devil's suggestion.

On the contrary, It is written (De Eccl. Dogm. lxxxii): "Not all our evil thoughts are incited by the devil; sometimes they are due to a movement of the free-will."

I answer that, the devil is the occasional and indirect cause of all our sins, in so far as he induced the first man to sin, by reason of whose sin human nature is so infected, that we are all prone to sin: even as the burning of wood might be imputed to the man who dried the wood so as to make it easily inflammable. He is not, however, the direct cause of all the sins of men, as though each were the result of his suggestion. Origen proves this (Peri Archon iii, 2) from the fact that even if the devil were no more, men would still have the desire for food, sexual pleasures and the like; which desire might be inordinate, unless it were subordinate to reason, a matter that is subject to the free-will.

Reply to Objection 1. The crowd of demons are the cause of all our evils, as regards their original cause, as stated.

Reply to Objection 2. A man becomes another's slave not only by being overcome by him, but also by subjecting himself to him spontaneously: it is thus that one who sins of his own accord, becomes the slave of the devil.

Reply to Objection 3. The devil's sin was irremediable, not only because he sinned without another's suggestion; but also because he was not already prone to sin, on account of any previous sin; which can be said of no sin of man.

[–]Trolligan 4 points5 points ago

I'm really not sure what you're answering here. Are you implying that even without the Devil's influence, mankind would be sinful? If that's the case, then we were doomed from the start by our creator. Sorry if I'm missing the point, because I don't see anything in your reply that invalidates the point made in the picture.

[–]killgore9998 3 points4 points ago

Are atheists still getting a sense of accomplishment out of proving that the Bible is internally inconsistent?

[–]eckmann88 13 points14 points ago

[–]Dunmer_Loves_SNSD 1 point2 points ago

Truth.

[–]d4rkl04f 1 point2 points ago

hey, someone gets it!

[–]lafkak 1 point2 points ago

Oh man. As a Catholic AND a psychologist, I always find this exchange infinitely amusing and full of awesome.

[–]Swayko 2 points3 points ago

The bible can be interpreted so many different ways.

[–]WookieeArmy 17 points18 points ago

Great! Now all the religious people are going to think redditors are Satan worshipers instead of just baby eating Atheists.

[–]jeepbraah 17 points18 points ago

Well I did purchase satan's cookbook on babies.

[–]hipptripp 3 points4 points ago

Now the reply to "You're an atheist....so you worship satan?" is no, I don't believe in satan. But why don't you worship him? According to the bible he's smarter than god.

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[–]DayspringMetaphysics 40 points41 points ago

its nice to see some original content that is about atheism... oh wait, this is another mindless repost...oh wait, this has nothing to do with atheism. Oh well, atheist hivemind upvote!!!!

[–]DeFex 2 points3 points ago

You know who else is going to hell?

People who mix fonts and text sizes.

[–]davidvstheworld 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, not really what we believe. True story.

[–]zergl1ng 15 points16 points ago

TBH, this interpretation is a bit forced; from a purely literary PoV it can be argued that it is not God who requires all this time and effort, but Man.

Man ate from the tree, Man is the one given ample time, Man is the one who rejects God.

-- The Devil's Advocate (and by Devil I really mean Yahweh)

[–]postguy2 4 points5 points ago

Man ate from the tree,

Which God knew would happen but set it in motion anyway.

Man is the one given ample time,

I'm not sure what the relevance is here.

Man is the one who rejects God.

Because he purposely hides from us and damns us for not finding him?

Right, swell guy.

[–]zumacroom 7 points8 points ago

I'm just going to provide counter arguments to each statement in sequential order:

1.Satan doesn't hold more power than God, or even anyone: he is the corruption of all things good. Satan was a created (angelic) being that once resided in Heaven. He fell from grace because his pride and selfish ambitions led him to his destruction and removal from God's presence. (Isaiah 14:12-20) Mind you, Satan (Lucifer) was CREATED by God, with free will like us. (This is getting into the study of Angels and Demons, something I'm not very informed in, sorry.)

  1. Because of the original sin, man has FALLEN FROM GRACE.(Genesis 3) This doesn't mean "man will go to hell" it means any fallen man (all of us) that doesn't accept the gift salvation provided by Christ's sacrifice will not spend eternity in his presence after death.(Romans 10:9-10) This didn't blindside God because He is omniscient (Job 37:16)

  2. God does desire ALL MEN TO BE SAVED. God hates SIN, not people who sin. However, He despises those that are sinners; living a life of sin. (Psalm 11:5, and many others)

4.God didn't spend "several thousands of years" developing a plan. (2 Peter 3:8-9) Simply because God created time, and all of existence. How can the creator of time be bound and described by it? There is a beginning of time, and an end of time; God is outside of that.(Revelation 22:13) And since God is omniscient, as previously stated, He knew what was going to happen all along. This does bring the question of "Why didn't He create us to not do that?" come about. And my answer to that question is that if God created us ONLY to love Him, how are we free? If we are not free to choose to love Him or to not, there is not glory.

  1. God gave up his only son, who died on the cross as a human sacrifice for our sins. (John 3:16) He took the form of both man and God (Mark 1:1, John 9:35-37) Not half and half, both fully God and man. This purpose was to bear the weight of sin on his shoulders, to die in place of them (bear the full effect of sin) and then be resurrected from the dead (to conquer death).(John 20:1-10)

  2. Satan only "accomplished" what was so easy to do: to lie and deceive minds that have been created to listen or reject God if they so chose. They listened to Satan's deceit because of how enticing it was; he is the master of deceit. So they ate from the tree of knowledge of good and evil, which was THE ONLY THING God instructed them not to do. And when it's said "it isn't working", how is this supported? How is the most persecuted group in all of existence that has maintained a CONSTANT growth through death, persecution, and torment be an indication that the MESSAGE of Jesus Christ isn't being accepted and embraced?

  3. Yes, I actually believe the entire story of the FALL, the entire story of REDEMPTION, the entire story of CREATION, and the entire story of MANKIND.

  4. Finally, being able to deceive gullible minds; minds willing and open to hear opposition is not an indication of greater power than the Creator of said minds. It is an indication that free beings are not perfect. We were not created to be perfect, we can only be perfect through the forgiveness of sin.(1 John 1:9)

I was created in the likeness of God and was born into a life of sin. I lived a life of sin until I accepted forgiveness at the age of 15 upon my own decision. I have since lived a life desiring to honor and glorify Jesus Christ. I sin, I lie, I cheat, and I do things out of selfish ambition because I am not perfect. My sin is not dismissible, but it is forgivable. I live a life in forgiveness, and I lead a life knowing my purpose and reason for existence. I know where I'm going after death and I know why. I know what I chose, why I chose it, and why I believe it. I'm not brainwashed, I'm not stupid, I'm not a product of nurture. I once lived a life against God, and now I live a life for God.

I'll try to answer questions, if anyone has any.

[–]Scyntist 4 points5 points ago*

I'll take on your arguments.

1.Satan doesn't hold more power than God, or even anyone: he is the corruption of all things good. Satan was a created (angelic) being that once resided in Heaven. He fell from grace because his pride and selfish ambitions led him to his destruction and removal from God's presence. (Isaiah 14:12-20) Mind you, Satan (Lucifer) was CREATED by God, with free will like us. (This is getting into the study of Angels and Demons, something I'm not very informed in, sorry.)

In technicality terms--yes. You are correct that God is more powerful than Satan. However, God limits Himself, and this is evident by the fact that He doesn't interfere with the Fall of Mankind and prevent it from happening. This is also evident with story of Lucifer--where God (being omnipotent and omniscient) would have already foresaw the events that would follow Lucifer's rebellion. By granting Lucifer free will, God has sealed the demise of Mankind. The sequencing of events would lead up to Satan tempting Adam and Eve, and they would disobey God because of Satan's temptation. Keep in mind--God can interfere with this at any time, yet He does not. God may be more powerful than Lucifer, but He ultimately limits Himself. Whether or not the reasons He limits Himself are valid--that is to be discussed.

Because of the original sin, man has FALLEN FROM GRACE.(Genesis 3) This doesn't mean "man will go to hell" it means any fallen man (all of us) that doesn't accept the gift salvation provided by Christ's sacrifice will not spend eternity in his presence after death.(Romans 10:9-10) This didn't blindside God because He is omniscient (Job 37:16).

I question the idea of Original Sin. The entire idea of it stems from the concept that the action of two individuals (Adam and Eve) have condemned the entirety of Mankind; each subsequent generation will be held accountable for an action in which they had no part of--a rebellion in which they did not even know of. Where is the fairness in this? Where is God's supposed omnibenevolence in this? Where is His mercy?

You seemingly address this by pointing out that God gives us a chance of redemption, but it doesn't tend to the fact that we are placed at a unfair beginning than what Adam and Eve originally were in. To put this into a question: Why did God create unfair rule that original sin is passed down from parents to children which prevents Him from offering me the same choice without the suffering--just as Adam and Eve were previously in?

God does desire ALL MEN TO BE SAVED. God hates SIN, not people who sin. However, He despises those that are sinners; living a life of sin. (Psalm 11:5, and many others).

This is where we get into the Problem of Evil. I believe you know the argument for this, but if not, I will post it so you know exactly what I am arguing:

1. A God that is omnipotent would be able to prevent evil and suffering.

2. A God that is omniscient would know that preventable evil and suffering happen.

3. A God that is omnibenevolent would want to prevent evil and suffering

4. But evil and suffering happen anyway.

5. Therefore, a God that is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent does not exist.

There are two possible solutions to this: God either can't prevent evil and suffering, or He won't prevent evil and suffering.

Can't - This explanation tells us that God is less than omnipotent. It contradicts the notion and ultimately dispels the argument being made. This would leave God's characteristics to being good, and the story of an omnibenevolent God remains. However, this lack of omnipotent power limits God--particularly when it comes to interacting with the world in miraculous ways, at least at will. This limits God down to a deistic god, dispelling Christianity entirely (since its entire premise rests on a theistic god).

Won't - This is a problematic choice--mainly because it implies a intent decision for God not to act and/or intervene. If God is selective about this, then His omnibenevolence is put into question. Such a deity that doesn't act on the problem of evil at all is certain not omnibenevolent (and this would also imply a willingness to allow evil, perhaps for leisure), or has intentional stepped back from interfering/interacting with the materialistic universe. The latter option begs the question of why God would refrain from interfering--especially since that means Lucifer (who God is supposedly against) is left to influence and tempt Mankind (as he does now).

In order to leave God's omnipotence in tact, I will assume you will choose that God won't prevent evil and suffering. A typical (and quite common) apologetic response to this would most likely be as follows:

1. Free will is valued by God more than anything else in the material world.

2. To restrict people's ability to impact others in any way is to deprive them of free will.

3. God cannot prevent evil without also preventing free will.

This argument (at first glance) seems to address the issue, however, it does have a few flaws. First, it fails to address why humans have the right to harm others to maintain their free will when God Himself does not have the right to help others and maintain His free will. It also does not address the suffering of what can be called "natural evils" (e.g., tornadoes, pathogens, hazardous environments, etc.) These phenomena are not the result of human decision.

Note: You may disagree with the last statement and possibly assert that "natural evils" are the result of the choice Adam and Eve made to rebel against God--shifting the responsibility to humans for the occurrence of these "natural evils." There are two problems with that. First, it again questions the fairness in the concept of Original Sin, and it begs the question as to why we are not offered the same choice to follow or rebel against God in the same scenario Adam and Eve were placed (in a world without suffering, e.g., the Garden of Eden--or something similar). Second, it neglects and fails to identify God as an overseer. God is supposed to be omniscient and omnipotent, and thus He would know before creating anything all the events that would follow. Knowing the consequences of your actions and being able to control them, but then acting anyway, makes you responsible. Many apologists have no problem applying this concept to human actions, but they seem to dismiss it when it is applied to God.

Now, back on topic: If free will is so important, then why does God allow people to be brainwashed? Does the free will of the brain-washer hold higher priority over that of the victim who is having their free will violated and trampled on?

Note: you are being contradictory by stating "God hates SIN, not people who sin. However, He despises those that are sinners; living a life of sin." Sinners are people who sin, so thus, God does hate/despise sinners.

4.God didn't spend "several thousands of years" developing a plan. (2 Peter 3:8-9) Simply because God created time, and all of existence. How can the creator of time be bound and described by it? There is a beginning of time, and an end of time; God is outside of that.(Revelation 22:13) And since God is omniscient, as previously stated, He knew what was going to happen all along. This does bring the question of "Why didn't He create us to not do that?" come about. And my answer to that question is that if God created us ONLY to love Him, how are we free? If we are not free to choose to love Him or to not, there is not glory.

God created all of existence? I believe you may want to re-shape your words there. Even God has the characteristic of being existing. That, arguably, is something He does not have control over (which somewhat questions His omnipotence). So, by saying "God created time, and all of existence," you are thereby (most likely accidentally) stating that God created Himself into existence. If you can describe how exactly nonexistent things create themselves into existence works, then you will also leave open the door for the universe being able to come from nonexistence to existence.

The only response I have left to this paragraph is your question: "if God created us ONLY to love Him, how are we free?":

Well, for one, what do you define as free? Being free walks the line of subjectivity, mainly for this reason/example: If you place a sheep in a cage, then that goat is free to move about the cage, but not outside of it. If you take that sheep and place it in large meadow surrounded by fences, then it is free to move about the meadow, but not outside of it. It you take away the fences and let the sheep roam around the planet (assuming it can reach every land mass), then it has the free will to roam the planet as it sees fit, but it cannot traverse off the planet.

Is it possible for us to have the free will to only choose actions that would be seen as good? Is our free will still not kept (however, arguably less)? What about heaven? Do those who enter heaven have free will to commit evil, or are they prevented from doing so once they enter? In the former option, free will should be able to be maintained even the absence of evil. In the latter option, free will held to a lesser value, and thus it questions just how valuable is free will to God.

God gave up his only son, who died on the cross as a human sacrifice for our sins. (John 3:16) He took the form of both man and God (Mark 1:1, John 9:35-37) Not half and half, both fully God and man. This purpose was to bear the weight of sin on his shoulders, to die in place of them (bear the full effect of sin) and then be resurrected from the dead (to conquer death).(John 20:1-10)

This paragraph can also be addressed with my previous statement:

((Refer to my reply to continue reading~))

[–]D3PyroGS 1 point2 points ago

Why can't God just forgive everyone?

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

God had to kill himself to patch, not even fix, the damage that Satan caused.

[–]typtyphus 13 points14 points ago

and it didn't work.

[–]thomyorke64 16 points17 points ago

Well, it's supposed to work the second time around, but even the fuckin' Comcast guy doesn't take this long to show up.

[–]thinkingperson 1 point2 points ago

And it still depended on the user to do the update in order to fix it.

Meanwhile users are clicking on anything that comes along.

Oh and after getting to heaven, there is still a chance for fall from grace to happen. How shitty is that?

[–]TheDisillusionist 16 points17 points ago

I'd love a transcript of the events.

"Um God, don't shoot the messenger here, but Lucifer totally went down to the garden and talked the humans into fucking it all up."

"Damn it! I knew this shit would happen; I fucking knew it! I was totally planning all of this in the break room the other day, I turn around and guess who was right behind me getting a Pepsi and looking over my shoulder? Fucking Lucifer."

"He is pretty charismatic, sir."

"Fuck him! Thousands of years down the tubes. These fuckers are going to pay. Everyone goes down. Change the locks, that tricky fucker ain't allowed in here. Adam and Eve? Dead...slowly. You know what? Fuck that snake, too. No legs for you."

"Seems excessive, sir. You kind of made them unable to understand consequences or good and evil."

"Excessive, my ass! I'm going to have to make a mini-me to go down there and get killed to clean this shit up!"

[–]SaintLonginus 17 points18 points ago

As someone with advanced degrees in Catholic theology, this is just stupid. I have absolutely no problem debating atheists. In fact, in so many ways, I respect your average atheist much more than your average Christian, but you have to get Christianity right before making something like this.

While some of these claims are true, they are so disjointed and divorced from basic tenets of Christianity that the entire thing just looks silly.

If you think Christianity is bunk than say so, but don't act like intelligent Christians aren't at least smart enough to see this line of thought and leave the Church. Christianity wouldn't have spread to even 1/100th of its current size and influence if this line of thinking were the whole story.

[–]mcaffrey 28 points29 points ago

With billions of Christians and thousands of different interpretations of scripture, why does r/atheism think it can tell all the Christians what they actually believe?

[–]postguy2 9 points10 points ago

So you're one of those people who demands that we put "generally" in front of every claim we make?

Human hands have 5 fingers on them.

Hey, you can't say all hands have 5 fingers. Some people have hands who have lost fingers, or were born without 5 fingers."

(sigh) Okay... Generally, human hands have 5 fingers on them. Happy?

[–]thegoto1 5 points6 points ago

Therefore, the overall average number of fingers on a human hand is less than 5.

So...generally...most humans have more than the average numbers of fingers.

[–]SouthernMan85 14 points15 points ago

Troll post. Designed to do nothing more than upset Christians.

[–]Jolowod 9 points10 points ago

In short, Yes.

[–]TheTrueMexican 3 points4 points ago

"Is the dark side stronger?"

"No, no, no. Quicker, easier, more seductive."

[–]JPrufrock13 3 points4 points ago

Relies on a deliberate misunderstanding of Christian theology. Satan fulfills a necessary role by providing man with choice, nothing more nor less.

[–]fromkentucky 4 points5 points ago

If it had stopped at "a single conversation" it would not have seemed juvenile and condescending, which means I could share it with Christians that I respect in the hopes of planting a seed or initiating conversation. Now, however, because whomever created this just HAD to throw in those classless jabs, it just another trite, childish image.

[–]Soronir 10 points11 points ago

His true name was Lucifer. It means "bringer of light." One who enlightens. The main antagonist of Christian mythology is enlightenment itself. And you wonder why they're so anti-intellectual.

[–]WTFwhatthehell 7 points8 points ago

I was under the impression that the only place where Lucifer was mentioned it was slightly unclear if it was the same character as satan and may have been referring to some king.

[–]jsstaedtler 2 points3 points ago

Also, apparently "satan" (or whatever the original Hebrew word was) refers to an enemy or threat, and not to some individual. So each mention of "Satan" in the bible could be referring to someone or something different than the others.

[–]TheOuts1der 1 point2 points ago

Could you cite that?

[–]Roflkopt3r 1 point2 points ago*

Temptation is making the worse choice because it's of less resistance. Satan has always been depicted as the personification of temptation. By figuring out what this picture shows you basically just show how good the bible explains certain things in a symbolic way, in this case the balance between acting on instinct (the easier way) and acting morally (which takes effort and setbacks).

I am not saying this in an effort to defend christianity or anything, but as an atheist myself. Intentionally only seeing one side of the whole is not something a conscious atheism should do. Condemnation without comprehension doesn't lead to anything but useless skirmish and is ultimately the source of the acts that are used as the biggest accusations against the church here, such as the crusades and religious hatred.

[–]VLDT 1 point2 points ago

This should probably say "Christian Fundamentalists". All generalizations are bad.

[–]jminuse 1 point2 points ago

This doesn't work, even given all its axioms.

Take an example. Most people prefer a Big Mac over a vegetable dish by a master chef. Does this make the Big Mac better? Or does it just prove that, given free will, people will make the wrong choices? We could genetically engineer people not to like Big Macs, but they still wouldn't be choosing vegetables; it would be coercion.

As to the axioms: many Christians believe that most, if not all humans (and possibly the devil himself) will be saved. The view that most people will go to hell is a useful tool for missionaries, but not theologians.

[–]peetor 1 point2 points ago

just read Job

[–]Cosman246 1 point2 points ago

Or maybe the Christian God just has a fetish for complexity

[–]ACE_C0ND0R 1 point2 points ago

Thor can also beat Zeus in an arm wrestling match.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Soooo...

You took a few select Bible passages, and arranged them into your own story.. how cute!

I wouldnt say all Christians believe this though. That would be fucking dumb.

[–]Puffertle 1 point2 points ago

You took a few select Bible passages, and arranged them into your own story..

Isn't that how many branches of Protestantism started?

[–]Miguel8 1 point2 points ago

This premise is false because it fails to take into account the mortality of man. Man's failings (their sin after eating from the Tree) has nothing to do with God or his powers.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

If you are going to criticize something you should get your facts straight. I'm no believer, nor am I a bible scholar, but afaik God created Satan by sending an angel to hell. Before they changed the story to the aforementioned, Satan was actually appointed by God to test "our" faith. So really God is more powerful than Satan and what is presented here is an incorrect depiction of Christianity. Obviously this does not justify Christian belief, nor do I aim to.

[–]NovusHomoSapiens 1 point2 points ago

so you are saying instead of creating a perfect creation, god made us imperfect and has been toying with our life?

[–]mktang 1 point2 points ago

reasoning with blindly religious people? you're just being unreasonable.

[–]kingsway8605 1 point2 points ago

Not going to use citations because reading the Bible is like having a penis jammed into my brain, but from what I learned in Catholic school, I believe the Bible actually explicitly says that Satan (and all of the angels for that matter) are inferior to God but that we are created in God's image. Putting the two together implies that we are actually more powerful than Satan.

Surprise, the Bible contradicts itself.

[–]j1mmie 1 point2 points ago

This is a stupid assertion with a poorly articulated argument. Any Christian will easily counter it by saying "It's all a part of God's plan," implying that God is far more powerful than we can comprehend.

And why not? In Paradise Lost, I believe God allowed Satan to exist simply to tempt us, so that by resisting his temptation, we may achieve greater glory and ultimately earn our place in Heaven.

Is this what the Bible meant to tell us? Who knows. None of the authors are here to ask. So arguing about it is moot.

Attacking the subtleties of a dogma looks bad for Atheism. We should focus on the harmful impact of religion, and reject it on principal, rather than dissecting something we will never fully understand.

[–]Berserkenstein 1 point2 points ago

This really belongs in r/satanism

[–]Cipressa 1 point2 points ago

Really, the difference is that God is operating under a constraint about which the Devil has no qualms - God doesn't interfere with free will. Satan is much more willing to intervene directly than God is. Biblically speaking, that is. Just look at the story of Job - God makes a bet with the Devil that Job will stay loyal to God, even through the worst times, and gives Satan a free hand to interfere in Job's life as he pleased, while God sits back to see what happens. God does not intervene - and because of free will, in spite of God's theoretical omnipotence, He can't really be sure that Job won't turn away from Him. The Devil got to interfere all he wanted - he even got to talk to Job through an intermediary, actively trying to convince him to turn from his faith, not just passively destroying Job's life. God said nothing to Job through everything. The Devil only has more power because people let him have it - God won't interfere.

[–]tencircles 1 point2 points ago

This is just silly. The simple rejoinder to this is that "it was all part of God's unknowable plan." I find myself disappointed at /r/atheism's purile attempts at being witty or pithy and "settle the matter once and for all." Why not post something enlightening or thought provoking instead of asinine school-yard assertions which take the bible as read and pick apart the most trivial of points like a fool with a tack hammer flailing away at the base of a skyscraper. I consider myself an atheist, but this kind of trash is really nothing but meaningless fluff to serve as a source for arrogant grins and a sense of false superiority over our theistic counterparts.

[–]cozyswisher 1 point2 points ago

I hear the apologists: God hasn't won yet. My response will still be "Is it worth it if all those people have gone, are going, and will go to hell? Or is a stay in hell a temporary thing? Maybe this will make God less shitty. Still, God doesn't sound that great or praiseworthy to me."

[–]crshbndct 1 point2 points ago

I see this picture and I think: "Yes BSD is better in a lot of ways than Linux. But to be fair Linux has a greater adoption rate."

[–]needsmorerage 1 point2 points ago

I find this kind of amusing, since if you really believed (or at least studied) what the bible teaches, you would know that the things satan accomplished: God aloud him to accomplish. (For the same reason that he let man choose to sin.) He wants every person and creature to have the ability to CHOOSE to obey and believe... Oh and you forgot to add to that list that (according to the bible) God made everything including satan himself. That should be an automatic win on God's part.

Still, it's an interesting point you've made.

[–]Knight57 1 point2 points ago

The bible actually states, all who do not hear about christ will go to heaven. So if someone has never heard about Jesus or his story, they will find salvation.. not eternal damnation. Bible, read it before you try and make fun of it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago*

Mormonism actually has a lot of answers to all of these points. /r/atheism probably isn't the right forum to point this out, but I'll give it a shot:

Because of original sin, man will go to hell

Mormons believe that Adam's Fall was necessary. While it may have been prompted by the devil, Adam and Eve actually made the correct choice to partake of the fruit because there was no ability to progress or have children prior to that act. Basically, God used Satan to get what he wanted.

In an effort to save man from death and hell, God spent several thousand years developing a plan.

Mormons believe that prior to the creation of the world, everyone lived as spirits. God presented his plan to the spirits, which included both the fall of Adam and the resurrection of Jesus Christ.

But this plan only provides salvation for a lucky fraction of all mankind who hear and believe.

Mormons believe that those who did not have the chance to hear about Jesus Christ and be baptized while on earth will have the opportunity to hear about Jesus Christ and be baptized after they die in the "spirit world", a waiting place between death and the resurrection.

I got to hand it to Mormons: they have some crazy history, but their doctrine is pretty sound ... well, as sound as a religion's doctrine could possibly be, anyway.

EDIT: Source: http://www.mormon.org, http://www.fairlds.org, bunch of Mormon friends

EDIT 2: I accidentally a word.

[–]Macscroge 1 point2 points ago

Seeing as this has nothing to do with atheism, I propose we start r/anti-theism for the anti religious posts.

[–]Treyrs20o9 1 point2 points ago

Is it weird that I read that as, Why Santorum is more powerful than God?

[–]Dr_Alex 1 point2 points ago

Came here to post this, probably due to reddit overdose.

[–]notatreehugger 1 point2 points ago

how can one imaginary being be more powerful than another imaginary being...?

[–]saucemoney 1 point2 points ago

Without reading the scripture passages, this graphic makes absolutely no sense.

[–]Brittcom 1 point2 points ago

So that's a pretty gross over generalization of what Christians believe... Being that I am Christian (catholic) and know a whole lot of other various Christians and only the couple really crazy one's think this I'd say you're basing you opinion on the minority... Seems a little bigoted...

[–]sheldoncary 1 point2 points ago

The sheer amount of ignorance contained in this picture is so incredibly exponential it is almost unfathomable. It is sad to see what has become of the atheist community of Reddit. Concerned not on matters of the existence of a logos, but much more concerned on the prevalence of power of the disbelieved logos' enemy. Legitimate, practicing atheists would be ashamed.

[–]TheCrool 1 point2 points ago

For those of you whom are interested in what many Christians actually believe, I can debunk this with the beliefs of the sect with which I am most familiar: Mormons. I probably won't include many sources since that takes additional time, but I can do it upon request if needed.

The scriptures make no mention of "original sin." That is almost a strictly catholic belief that newborn babies are sinners because of Adam and Eve. Their decision to eat the fruit gave them the god-like knowledge of morality: "And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil..." (Genesis 3:22). This was by no means against God's plan to redeem humanity. Even thought Adam and Eve were perfect beings without sin, they were like children and unable to progress without first opening the way to understand right/wrong and therefore be able to make conscious moral decisions during their lives.

There were not even able to conceive children before eating the fruit due to their innocence and this lack of knowledge. They were perfect creations of God and couldn't even die (while the rest of humanity are essentially creation of man due to human conception and are therefore mortal). Their immortality can be inferred in Genesis 2:17 when God warms them about eating the fruit: "for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die." Now, it is evident that they didn't die immediately because they later went on to live hundreds of years and have tons of children. But merely meant that they were thereafter subject to physical death. There spiritual death came in the form of being cast out of the garden, out of the presence of God. Mind you, there were before able to speak to God directly and he was probably visible to them.

That being said, men are only accountable for their own sins and not that of their parents. However, God can punish children for their parents' sins, but the children aren't made sinners because of it. Just like how all humanity is forced to labor, undergo trials of life, and are unable to be in God's presence (nobody can see him) because their ancestors (Adam and Eve) made a "bad" choice. But babies aren't born with sin, they merely bring sin upon themselves at some point in their lives.

Furthermore, as already mentioned, without the serpent corrupting Adam and Eve, humanity would not exist today. Adam and Eve would have forever remained in the labor-free perfect garden without a care in the world. Without humanity living upon the earth, nobody would be able to be saved. So it would be fallacious to say that Satan got the upper-hand by introducing sin to mankind and condemning some to hell, because he also introduced many to heaven by doing this.

In the end, everyone is accountable for their own sins. God and just, but be is also merciful. God had to send Jesus to experience life in the flesh, as a man, so that he could justly defend humanity during the Final Judgement.

TL;DR Adam and Eve had to eat the fruit in order to bring humanity into the world to even be saved in the first place. Satan acted according to God's plan to save humanity.

[–]eaglepgc 1 point2 points ago

This may be problematic for most Christian faiths, but not Mormons. 1. We believe that the fall of Adam and the sacrifice of Jesus Christ were part of God's plan

  1. We believe that after we die anyone who did not receive the Gospel will be taught and have an opportunity to accept it. Hence why we believe in baptism in proxy of the dead.

[–]Cbarnes78 1 point2 points ago

Christians do believe that the power Satan is more than God. Is it not easier to be evil than it is to be good? If a person has an issue with someone, they could easily kill them and not have that issue from that point on. But they dont because they have moral fiber, something that takes restraint and many years of growth and development. THAT is the power of God. The power of choice and the fruits that come from those positive choices. I by no means am someone who is a "bible thumper". I almost never go to church and I almost never read my bible. But unlike people who make posts like this and those on the other side of the spectrum I see what the REAL purpose of religion is. To make you a good person. If you focus on that, whatever religion you follow or what purpose you have for your life, at the end of the day you'll still be a good person.

[–]lxr 1 point2 points ago

basically the fact that Christians think I'm going to hell causes one of two problems: 1. Satan is causing me to go to hell, meaning he is more powerful than God. 2. I am responsible for going to hell, which means I am more powerful than God. ...?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

"So I say to them, don't eat that fruit. And the first thing that bitch does is eat the fruit"

[–]nyk0 1 point2 points ago

This guy is really good at reading the Bible in the wrong order. Nice.

[–]P33ge 1 point2 points ago

Id just like to point out that that isn't what original sin is. We condemn ourselves to hell, Satan was a victim of this as well. Satan didn't create sin.

[–]doctorfrog 1 point2 points ago

I don't have any real stakes in this argument, but isn't it always easier to tear down something than build it up? Isn't it easier to demolish a building than construct one? Isn't it easier to end a life than to build one up? Does this make the destroyer more powerful than the builder?

[–]chopperdave47 1 point2 points ago

shit like this is just yet another reason r/atheism is going down the drain. 14 year old kids arguing about semantics. and these aren't even good semantics.

[–]Chrisklingler 1 point2 points ago

Mormons believe the opposite to about every single one of these statements

[–]Odusei 1 point2 points ago

I wonder if r/Christianity is as obsessed with Atheists as r/Atheism is with Christians. I swear, you guys are like Jesus's ex-boyfriends, and all you do is talk about how much he sucked. Get on with your lives.

[–]brcreeker 4 points5 points ago

Here's a conversation I had with a fundie friend of mine. Conversation started out with him talking about how crazy Mormons are for believing what they do. Sorry, don't have time to make a rage comic.


Me: Why do you think you are any more right than they are?

Him: Because I read the Bible, which is the true word of God.

Me: Oooor, it was written by a bunch of men thousands of years ago who had nowhere near the scientific understanding of the universe that we have today.

Him: So are you saying that you don't believe in God or the Bible?

Me: I find it difficult to believe, or even better, love a deity that according to your Bible could stop all the pain and suffering in the world at any point, yet never chooses to do so. Much less one that damns people to eternal torment for simply acting upon human nature.

Him: Yes, but human nature is sinful, which is why he sent Christ to die for us.

Me: Okay, but why did he create evil, and or sin in the first place.

Him: God didn't create sin, it's against his nature.

Me: Where did sin come from then?

Him: It originated when Adam and Eve disobeyed God, and ate the fruit of knowledge.

Me: And who was it that tempted them?

Him: Satan...

Me: Who is evil.

Him: Yes.

Me: And who created Satan.

Him: Uh...

........................................

...I'll pray for you.

Me: Okay.

[–]FaggotusRex 2 points3 points ago

Thank you for not making a rage comic.

[–]BeastWriter 2 points3 points ago

Oh, dear, seems like people are confusing Paradise Lost with The Bible again.

Satan isn't in Hell because HE made it. GOD made Hell to put Satan is.

And God leaves salvation up to us. It's our job. The reason why so many people go to Hell is because sinning is easy, being a devout Christian isn't. Just ask the Amish.

[–]manlymike 4 points5 points ago

i think someone was molested by a priest as a child