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[–]CapnTyinKnots 131 points132 points ago

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/r/funny used to have a big, unmissable, flashing message on their "submit link" screen that says not to put the punchline in the title. I guess they changed that.

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 12 points13 points ago

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They were too busy telling you not to post Advice Animals, or Demotivationals, or screenshots, or whatever the fuck fad some people hate to remind you not to break basic joke-telling etiquette.

[–]Clumpy 3 points4 points ago

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In my opinion it's not really a "punchline" in the traditional, spoiler sense.

[–]Walterchron 2 points3 points ago

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Except that's exactly what it is

[–]yathern 26 points27 points ago

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3rd Zach Braff related post I've seen today.

[–]chewbaccas_balls 7 points8 points ago

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The circle jerk continues on into the afternoon.

[–]herple_derpskin 7 points8 points ago

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Watch out Neil degrasse Tyson, Zach Braff is coming for you and your title as reddit's current semi-straight crush.

[–]fastsauce 0 points1 point ago

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Throw Spandy Andy in there as well.

[–]Hafnium 2 points3 points ago

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I've only seen one, but it was actually posted by Zach braff so that's cool.

[–]thatwasntveryraven 0 points1 point ago

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Link?

[–]Hafnium 0 points1 point ago

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[–]dezmodez 10 points11 points ago

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Jan Itor?

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[–]YNot1989 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Sedsage 5 points6 points ago

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[–]ididitagain 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, Teddy. He just needs a good hug.

[–]rockerode 2 points3 points ago

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Today is definitely Zach Braff/Neil deGrasse Tyson day.

[–]Sierus 15 points16 points ago

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New moto for the Republican party.

[–]Egonor 12 points13 points ago

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Hello, moto!

[–]hbob82 2 points3 points ago

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my phone went off with that ringtone way back in high school, and the teacher for no reason started giggling her ass off. we asked her to explain, and she told us that one time she was playing hide and seek with her little cousins, and decided to hide in the shower behind the curtain. her brother come in and sat down to take a shit, and she was too embarrassed to say anything until her phone went off at full volume with "HELLO MOTO." she said she could never hear that ringtone without remembering him falling off the toilet screaming "What the shit?"

[–]osmigos 2 points3 points ago

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Only on TV shows do people take this sort of interest in the well being of others. In real life they'd either call the cops or say nothing, harbouring a new-found resentment for the man which would seep into every facet of their interactions, ruining any chance of future reconciliation.

[–]thermite451 0 points1 point ago

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People say that I'm a pessimist, I say that I'm a realist. When I observe it in others.... it really is impossible to tell the difference.

[–]YoureInAGhostStory 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Athene_Wins 1 point2 points ago

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A rock would kill a senior NP.

[–]leedorham 1 point2 points ago

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Ted's face should be the Okay face.

[–]antibios 1 point2 points ago

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Yep, those are Jum legs.

[–]Pr3fix 1 point2 points ago

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God, I miss this show.

[–]LALALA69 1 point2 points ago

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Zach Braff looks exceptionally hot in this. Mmmm facial hair...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm a huge supporter of all the Scrubs love going around lately.

[–]aneusoit 2 points3 points ago

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DONT PUT THE PUNCHLINE IN THE FUCKING TITLE

[–]my3irdaccount 1 point2 points ago

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I imagined this as Ted from How I Met Your Mother and it made me realize how pathetic he is because it seemed believable that he might do this.

[–]Hicksapotamis 0 points1 point ago

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Oh man, how I miss the young Kenny Loggins

[–]MeDiggingMyGrave 0 points1 point ago

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Me in 20 years from now...

[–]i_love_younicorns 0 points1 point ago

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now that people know that zach braff is a redditor, they're posting scrubs-related items. i love that. and unicorns.

[–]hojamie 0 points1 point ago

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upvote for anything scrubs related

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 0 points1 point ago

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[–]i_fap_faps 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck. I've done this. Just instead of throwing rocks i rocked out the passive aggressivism (It's a word, trussstmee).

[–]ElBobo -1 points0 points ago

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Every neo-conservative movement ever.

[–]Herborist -1 points0 points ago

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At first I laughed, then I started thinking Ted's line for the rest of the day... =(

[–]thisperson123 -1 points0 points ago

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I miss Scrubs so badly.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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What have you brought to this that wouldn't have been achieved had I simply watched the episode?

This is boring.