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Lvl10-17 Semen Demon (fem. humanoid/faerie/spirit, Lawful-Neutral)

Immunities: Rockjoint (reinforced wrist cartilage can work throughout nocturnal rotation), Stamina Drain (immunity to dance-floor fatigue), Intelligence Drain (like golems and other semiconstructs, S.D. operate outside reasoning and morals)

Weaknesses: Astral Vapors (1/lunar rotation), Epic Feint (Wine, Spirits, Shiny Ribbons, Laser Pointers), Tall Chaotic/Evil Male Blackguards (can turn Semen Demons within 10 yards once per day, twice if opponent owns impressive horse), Clerical Sermon attacks (Charisma/Vitality Drain), subzero lamp posts, Cinnamon Challenges.

Function: Semen Demons fight by swarming targets and imploding their prostates, leaving only a benevolent facial configuration on victim, alternately blinding them with camera flashes and duckfaces. If opponent is female their pelvis will be shattered from aggressive scissoring, their hair involuntarily pigtailed.

Important: If S.D. is not buffed individually once per hour, might turn on caster for prostate implosion (inquiring why caster didn't look at them during last time).

Stat bonuses past 100% can be achieved through: Cookie dough, forest berries, sliced and fried starch spheres.