I think this would make waking up in the morning a lot easier

River_Jones · 7 months

"In other news today, a young man drowned in his pool after sliding down his closet water slide in an attempt to wake himself. The man was too fatigued to swim and was unable to wake while in the pool and lost his life." This would be the news the day after I obtained this.

triit · 7 months

I've always wanted to visit this hotel in the Chicago area... about $400-$500/night gets you a dual-level hotel suite with your own pool and waterslide. Looks amazing!

SimilarImage · 7 months

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11 months	ieatstickers	No time to shower in the morning? No problem	/r/pics	435	1300
2 hours	Yevad	WTF... awesome secret escape!	/r/WTF	12	33
8 months	RAWRrrr69	Best room ever.	here	7	63

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Tyler114 · 7 months

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latticusnon · 7 months

The problem is getting out of bed at all. First world problem: not solved.

LarryTheSatelliteGuy · 7 months

Anyone remember the movie "Blank Check"? He had a water slide out of his room, it was such a sweet movie as a kid

titsorwecanjusttalk · 7 months

Keep getting wasted and throwing up in your closet? Boom, waterslide. The latest in-closet plumbing technology.

MooTheCat · 7 months

My god. I need this.

Linnius · 7 months

I would drown myself.

sisterofawesome · 7 months

But there will always be that one jerk who waits until you pass out at the party and then throws you down the damn slide.

USMCEvan · 7 months

Easier to wake up if it's ice cold. Or full of girls.

PermanentThrow-away · 7 months

And going to bed much harder.

learningphotoshop · 7 months

Being that rich would make a lot of things easier.

umbralbro · 7 months

As I said to my friend when I saw this on Facebook, I hope the water is heated otherwise that would be a terrifying way to wake up.

neoblackout · 7 months

Since I can't swim, it'd only work once for me.

GDMFusername · 7 months

Having a house that nice would indicate that I show up to work when I feel like it and getting out of bed would be a matter of opening my eyes as the sun comes up and jumping out of bed ready to do something awesome.

OnAGoodDay · 7 months

Sorry sir we pumped out the water overnight.

fenrael23 · 7 months

Know what else makes waking up easier? Being wealthy enough to build freaking waterslide in your bedroom.

ZexCo · 7 months

For the less rich, a blowjob is also a great way back o wake up in the morning

used_bathwater · 7 months

oh yea thats cool just let me wake up tired and feeling shit and then drown. that will make my mornings 20x better.

Duraken · 7 months

I've heard of a watercloset but damn.

JQz- · 7 months

I would never even go to sleep if i had so cool apartment and waterslide! All day and night sliding!

babyzeeps · 7 months

I think my claustrophobia would prevent me from using that

29feb · 7 months

Well, that's an interesting way to finally come out of the closet...

Athene_Wins · 7 months

if only... better learn how to cook meth.

i could probably figure it out after season 5

Klashus · 7 months

Alarm clock should dump you into the waterslide in the morning.

StarHarvest · 7 months

This should be considered a necessity of life. Fuck welfare cheques, we all get one of these.

Horkersaurus · 7 months

Don't think I could go down a slide like that to somewhere I couldn't see. I just know if I didn't check first it would be full of writhing daemons waiting to fangoriously devour me.

butterstosch · 7 months

The question is, is this a pool? Or is this a bath? If the latter... think of the skid marks down that thing. eww.

purplegreens · 7 months

Honestly this would not help me. The smell of bacon hardly gets a rise out of me I can't imagine a pool would

hidedurk · 7 months

You know what else would make it easier.....how about not having to wake up in the morning because you have enough damn money to be able to afford a waterslide in your room connected to your indoor pool. Yeah....that would make it super easy to wake up whenever the f*ck you want.

Ras_H_Tafari · 7 months

Easy escape for when the lady just wants to cuddle

[deleted] · 7 months

Everything is fine and dandy until the one day you forget the cleaners were called to drain and refill the pool.

pandatits · 7 months

you spelled drowning wrong

ElbowConnors · 7 months

What hotel is this?

Duke_of_Fritzburg · 7 months

And if you have kids, think about the endless wet footprints from the pool to your bedroom. All morning long. Every morning.

Cabana · 7 months

Fakest pool ever

tfarinazo · 7 months

first word problem: the water is cold

KarniAsadah · 7 months

If I had a dollar for every time I saw this picture I'd be a millionaire.

RoryoftheDead · 7 months

I can see this requiring far more motivation than I tend to have when I wake up

Authoritator · 7 months

"In other news today, the famous Pop Singer Justin Beiber died today. Whilst being robbed burglars drained his pool after seeing the most obvious escape chute coming from the top floor leading into the pool. His body is covered in several deep gashes, and a toy in the swimming pool had seemed to go into his vagina."

Thatldodonkey · 7 months

Fuck this repost all the way to Here

Lorick · 7 months

looks shooped

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