So Snooki's pregnant, eh?

ToaklandFaders · 6 months

If we keep talking about it, we're only perpetuating her fame. Only way I knew this was because of reddit.

carl84 · 6 months

Ha ha! It's funny because she made money and gained fame by being on a reality show.

fauxnom · 6 months

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parkbenchbum · 6 months

Hell, the kid should be happy in there... You know how much an apartment with that much room costs on the East Coast?

PsychBuckeye · 6 months

Snooki want smush smush!

Earthwormzim · 6 months

I'll go ahead and say it: I confess...I think Snooki is fucking hot.

emohipster · 6 months

I'm 100% sure at least half of the guys on this site would still do her if they were given the chance.

Kailur0385 · 6 months

I'm pretty sure that nobody will agree with me on this...but does anyone else see that she's a girl with some serious issues? Ya know...psychological issues. From the behavior I've seen that they depict on the show, I see tons and tons of problems involving her own sense of self worth. I am fully aware that having problems is no excuse for irresponsible behaviors, but...shouldn't someone be reaching out to get her some help? And trust me, I am not exactly a fan of the crowd from Jersey Shore the show...because I live about 15 minutes from where the show is filmed, and they're all just people from North Jersey and New York.

Anyway...I suppose I'm too nice for seeing the humanity in everyone.

isotopepotosi · 6 months

Isn't she worried about fetal alcohol syndrome??

wocK_ · 6 months

Are you not entertained?

lockerton · 6 months

I told my wife Snooki was pregnant and she looks at me and says, totally deadpan, "With STDs?"

thekokirikid · 6 months

once, my sister and I were in a target and we somehow managed to wander to the maternity section. When we realized where we were, my sister screams "we're in the maternity section! ABORT, ABORT."

...in front of a pregnant woman.

wellhushmypuppies · 6 months

for the love of all that is holy, please tell me your headline is just being used to get people to see your gif. PLEASE????????

bypassrdto · 6 months

Giving us Canadians a bad name, eh?

secretvictory · 6 months

i did not know this was a thing until you told me

Vole85 · 6 months

Who the fuck is Snooki?

herple_derpskin · 6 months

It won't happen since she's in the national spotlight.

kookaroo · 6 months

The world's favorite meatball is about to get rounder.

AC3FACE · 6 months

I'm pro-life, but yea abort it. It's less cruel than having Snooki as a mother.

danamos · 6 months

You only hate Snooki because the hive mind tells you to. She's actually a sweet, intelligent girl. Your mother should have swallowed you.

aerospacemonkey · 6 months

I don't care that I'll be downvoted to hell, but she's a cutie.

marksandwich · 6 months

I am requesting the End of Times now, via Dalek style extermination if at all possible. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4ufcUkW3rFw/TuAPk8WAF7I/AAAAAAAABlI/qgf6hj6hmiw/s1600/Daleks_Exterminate2_sml.jpg

hero2bash · 6 months

2nd coming of Jesus

Mindvise · 6 months

Never stick your dick in crazy.

3book · 6 months

Every time I see "Snooki" this comes to mind...

Drewu271 · 6 months

Italian and pregnant. New series starting November.

rusticmoose · 6 months

Tight butthole

WoodyHarrlesonsAgent · 6 months

Trying to imagine what that fetal alcohol syndrome, half-gorilla, half-guido thing will look like.

Can you imagine 20 years from now seeing her walk down the red carpet at some function and people say "There's Snooki's daughter, Pooki- the first female to set foot on mars"

playfulpenis · 6 months

I didn't know people on reddit were such judgmental gossip queens.

Sysiphuslove · 6 months

Not funny.

Sincorp · 6 months

I chuckled.

floydenstein · 6 months

the global IQ just dropped by 10%

electron105 · 6 months

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure.

shniken · 6 months

Dude! FUCKING SPOILER ALERT(!)

gooberkhan · 6 months

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

gunnar120 · 6 months

Did Snookie ever make a sex tape? Not that I'd watch it, just out of curiosity. It seems like something she'd do.

^{^{For science!}}

Muff-luff-alopolous · 6 months

Don't worry the alcohol will do that already.

Jiggy11 · 6 months

Well fuck. There goes humanity.

joemeister1 · 6 months

Even doctors agree!

peoplebotherme · 6 months

Looks like her new show with jwoww will either be about her sitting around complaining she can't drink and have fun because she is pregnant but will still do it anyway and angering the general public but getting more publicity, albeit bad publicity, or her aborting the baby to keep her fame in relatively good standing.

Bonsee · 6 months

Haha! amazing!

KaziArmada · 6 months

I only have one thing to say.

They know what causes that, and they know how to avoid it in the first place...

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