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[–]drewcifer0 57 points58 points ago

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Monsanto is gonna be pissed

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[–]drewcifer0 23 points24 points ago

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Monsanto is the most fucked up corporation i know of

[–]sir_maximum_fuck 12 points13 points ago

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DeBeers

[–]FartingBob 6 points7 points ago

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DeBeers: "If you really love someone, buy one of our diamonds. We paid someone $0.05 a day to dig it out of the ground, and that'll cost you $10000. You are welcome."

[–]Ragnalypse 1 point2 points ago

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Considering diamonds have little intrinsic value, you can't really blame the company for consumer behavior like this.

Would not be surprised if they used some slave labor though, indirectly through contracting.

[–]simplystunned 0 points1 point ago

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You, apparently, know nothing of the diamond cartel run by DeBeers.

As to how the miners are treated - have you ever heard of the movie 'Blood Diamond'?

It's very real

[–]Ragnalypse 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sorry but I think you missed what I was referring to.

Having to pay $10,000 for a diamond is what I argued was not the responsibility of the company. I thought it would be perfectly clear by mentioning the likelihood of them using slave labor that they're assholes.

[–]sam_wize_the_gr8 -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah at least thats a luxury item though and not people's livelihood/food

[–]radiorock9 1 point2 points ago

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I hear a lot about monsanto via comments but ive never seen any news articles or reports etc...

[–]wootmonster 3 points4 points ago

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They are the scariest fucking company I've ever worked with. Like Art Bell shit...

[–]radiorock9 1 point2 points ago

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i dont know what that means.

[–]wootmonster 1 point2 points ago

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Do you believe in conspiracies and secret government out to get you shit?

I don't... except when it comes to companies like Monsanto!

Monsanto is the real deal when it comes to being scary.

[–]matttjonez 6 points7 points ago*

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Watch "Food, Inc." A really good documentary with a focus on Monsanto in one of its segments. To summarize, basically Monsanto sues independent farmers when they save seeds for their next year's planting. The pollen from their genetically modified plants proliferates the area surrounding their farms, as the natural process of pollination usually works, and then, mixes with the independent farmer's plants. When the farmer saves the resulting seeds adulterated by Monsanto's plants, he is held accountable for "theft" of the patented genes from Monsanto.

The ridiculous thing is not just that Monsanto can patent organic code, it's also the fact that farmers are held accountable for the results of a natural process. There's nothing they can do about it except get fucked. And forget changing legislation; Monsanto has their grip tight around our legislators.

[–]Lorddragonfang 0 points1 point ago

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Another good one is "The Corporation". One of the segments focuses on Posilac, a drug they make to cause cows to produce surplus milk (though the "milk" ends up being pus and antibiotic-laced slop; the teacher who first showed it to me now refers to milk as cow pus), and how they told news agencies to outright lie about it.

[–]Dattosan -1 points0 points ago

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You should watch Food, Inc.

[–]wtfOP 40 points41 points ago

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What if all other sunflowers were free and he was the only one jailed?!?!

[–]miksta3 1 point2 points ago

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beat me to it!

[–]IamA_Jesus_AMA 1 point2 points ago

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Freedom is slavery.

[–]dollarglis 0 points1 point ago

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Truth is falsehood.

[–]badmuther 1 point2 points ago

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Then all the other sunflowers wouldn't be looking down at the ground all sad like.

[–]FartingBob 1 point2 points ago

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I likes me the way you think young boy!

[–]SimilarImage 136 points137 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
5 months ethidium-bromide You can't keep a sunflower down. /r/pics 65 959
6 days pizzaolives Forever Alone Or Free At Last? here 2 6
7 months bonjourbear Prison Break /r/reddit.com 1 12

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[–]Archenoth 44 points45 points ago

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Whoever made this bot is awesome...

[–]Se7en_Sinner 11 points12 points ago

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Skynet.

[–]crackodactyl 0 points1 point ago

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I have mixed feelings on this, I want to be happy for skynet and their great posts. Although I am saddened by the fact that it will one day try to kill me.

[–]IveRedditalready 2 points3 points ago

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Now they need a bot that prevents these chronically repeated posts from getting the upvotes that they do

[–]stickytruth 0 points1 point ago

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Why?

If people didn't find SimilarImage useful it wouldn't receive upvotes, just any other comment. There's no need to deny readers the ability to filter comments. Use RES to ignore users you don't like.

[–]IveRedditalready 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the overall upvotes that the reposts receive. This one currently has received 1034 upvotes. I dig the bot. It lets me know not to upvote the post AND to upvote the bot reply so that it makes it to the top of the discussion window so that it's the first thing everyone reads.

[–]Ragnalypse -2 points-1 points ago

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It was contributed by the Campaign to Elect Santorum.

[–]anexanhume 36 points37 points ago

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Similar image is about the nicest way you can say "repost".

[–]Alchoholocaustic 7 points8 points ago

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Is it supposed to list all of them? The first time I saw this image on reddit, it was titled "Fuck the Police!" and I thought it was hilarious. But, I don't see that submission listed.

[–]letreepuncher 2 points3 points ago

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The version of that I saw had a caption, and thus isnt the same picture.

[–]SimilarImage 1 point2 points ago

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Listing all matches would require indexing all of reddit, which would be a massive job. That said, if you follow the link to KarmaDecay, item #5 has a caption on the picture matching your description. The FAQ has a bit more informationm, if you're interested.

[–]infinull 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure the SimilarImage bot is just querying KarmaDecay in the backend.

You only see the top 3 (3 most recent?) posts because otherwise the comment would get really long without much benefit.

[–]btfchris 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Captain_Thrus 1 point2 points ago

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ah. so my res-tag of "karma whoring reposting bitch" is true

[–]Belzipy 0 points1 point ago

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I have a similar tag.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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And its supposed to have "Fuck The Police" on it

[–]Chamaeleon 0 points1 point ago

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This guy, fabstor, is a perpetual reposter. I have him tagged as 'reposting sonofabitch'.

He thinks he's clever, but he's really not.

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[–]Din0saurDrugs 25 points26 points ago

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Well I have you tagged as reposting whore for reasons unknown to me, so I automatically downvote every one of your posts. Maybe try putting some OC more often, karma isn't that important.

[–]Tell-Me-Fun-Facts 14 points15 points ago

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karma isn't that important

[–]Din0saurDrugs 6 points7 points ago

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Here's a fun fact, Barnacle's penises are larger than their body. this means they have the largest penis to body ratio of any organism (aside from me of course).

[–]Theodore_Brosevelt 2 points3 points ago

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That WAS a fun fact!

[–]Tell-Me-Fun-Facts 1 point2 points ago

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I agree. Thanks, Din0saurDrugs!

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[–]Moomasterq 7 points8 points ago

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He reposted his own image 16 days later in the same subreddit. How does this logically make sense?

[–]poptart2nd 4 points5 points ago

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iirc, he posted a repost that got really popular, but just a few days before, he was complaining about people reposting. that's why i have him tagged, anyway.

[–]Sepheus 0 points1 point ago

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I called him out on that once. He deleted his comment though. http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/pvg9b/mother_nature_sure_knows_how_to_have_fun/c3sk67u

[–]TheD33Man 2 points3 points ago

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Haha I have him tagged as "Reposter McGee". It's been incredibly accurate so far

[–]funky89[!] 3 points4 points ago

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I had "reposting whore", but yours is good too.

[–]TheD33Man 2 points3 points ago

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The most important part is that we all agree he is terrible

[–]altosax29b 0 points1 point ago

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Your profile is filled with reposts. No one is going to buy into your act anymore.

[–]_Collin -5 points-4 points ago

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If you want to see old submissions, go to older pages.

[–]Ragenori 9 points10 points ago

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Anybody else think of the Triffids?

[–]stubbledchin 0 points1 point ago

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This looks like a number of scenes in the book!

[–]arpie 16 points17 points ago

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Zombies are coming! Quick, plant some pea shooters!

[–]bitchkat 21 points22 points ago

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And that's how the trouble with Triffids started.

[–]PatrickSwayzesGhost 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly what I was thinking. For all that don't know what we are talking about, it is a pretty influential book.

[–]bitchkat 0 points1 point ago

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I've only seen a few incarnations of BBC shows.

[–]solzhen 0 points1 point ago

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Came here for Triffids. Good job.

[–]Dark_Saint 7 points8 points ago

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FREEDOM!!! FIXED

[–]win-win 13 points14 points ago

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FUCK THE POLICE!

[–]NotInMyGarden 5 points6 points ago

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The last time i saw this repost, "Fuck the Police" was the title. It's still the best title for that image.

[–]Fr4t 9 points10 points ago

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[–]PatAunces 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Theodore_Brosevelt 2 points3 points ago

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[–]linlorienelen -4 points-3 points ago

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My personal favourite.

[–]justino_tx 1 point2 points ago

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What is he's the only one locked up!, wooaaa

[–]jakemyers7 4 points5 points ago

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freedom=forever alone

[–]Richard_Louis 0 points1 point ago

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Ah you see....freedom....comes at a high price....

[–]warcin 3 points4 points ago

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That's the optimist view. The pessimist view is that was a second field and he is the last one left after the genocide

[–]UnknownArchive 6 points7 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Forever alone 2coms 12pts 5hrs pics
Prison Break 1com 12pts 8mos reddit.com
Forever Alone Or Free At Last? 2coms 6pts 7dys funny
You can't keep a sunflower down. 65coms 959pts 5mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]Claseik 2 points3 points ago

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A re-post from a bot that detects re-posts. How ironic.

[–]UnknownArchive 4 points5 points ago

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Who you callin' a bot faggot?

[–]QEDomelets 2 points3 points ago*

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Or is it?

[–]renegade811 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]dsylcetic 2 points3 points ago

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Or solitary confinement...

[–]sleepingmartyr 2 points3 points ago

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"...now what."

[–]Creperum 2 points3 points ago

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Freedom? More like the first to go during a zombie invasion.

[–]half-evil 2 points3 points ago

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'Fuck the police' never fails to make me laugh, even after seeing it used on a hundred different things.

[–]pwnsomenubs 2 points3 points ago

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I like this picture more with the caption "Fuck the police".

[–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon 1 point2 points ago

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Alternatively: Ostracized.

[–]Ajbax96 1 point2 points ago

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Is it on the inside or the outside...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The way I see this picture is the lone sunflower is the envoy of the army of sunflowers on the right that has come to explain the terms of surrender before the imminent battle between the army on the left and the army on the right.

Anyone else...? No... Just me?

[–]cos1ne 3 points4 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This was amusing!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This was amusing!

[–]cg4l 1 point2 points ago

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[–]christoffelees 1 point2 points ago

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[–]superjen42 1 point2 points ago

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Day Of the triffids!

[–]MachinationX 1 point2 points ago

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Or if you're Mansanto, it's a lawsuit!

[–]MrKMJ 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen this same image with the caption, "Fuck the police."

[–]hollywoodbob 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking Triffids man, this is how our end begins!

[–]in_my_tree 1 point2 points ago

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[–]nachime 2 points3 points ago

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[–]jon62ski[!] 0 points1 point ago

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GO TO THE OTHER SIDE THEY SAID

YOU'LL BE FREE THEY SAID

[–]underdogg07 0 points1 point ago

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Look at all those sunflower haters.

[–]Il_Principo 0 points1 point ago

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Read this is Stephen Colbert's voice for some reason, would recommend.

[–]KatB1970 1 point2 points ago

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I was thinking Mel Gibson's voice in Braveheart...

[–]radicalporotta 0 points1 point ago

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Dammit Leroy!

[–]Cartman-kw 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck the police.

[–]olives_trees 0 points1 point ago

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or is it??

[–]OptionalEngineer 0 points1 point ago

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I read the title in the Demoman's voice.

[–]Mighty72 0 points1 point ago

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Run Forrest, RUN!

[–]nvrwastetree 0 points1 point ago

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Free at last

[–]waterboyyousuck 0 points1 point ago

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Life is not always greener on the other side....

[–]Hamburger212 0 points1 point ago

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That day, Sunflower Andy swam thru a river of shit and came out clean on the other side (morgan freeman voice)

[–]galaxim1 0 points1 point ago

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That one is the most likely one to get shot.

[–]UncorkedChief3 0 points1 point ago

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he was actually the only one trapped, the other just wanted to free him.

[–]DesolationRow 0 points1 point ago

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so who is the prisoner? the one alone or the group of many? is the alone one longing to belong with its own find and feeling abandoned and left out or has the lone flower been the only one to break free of the prison that held him

[–]SenatorJ0eBiden 0 points1 point ago

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this could be an arena.

[–]motivationdog 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sorry, but all I could think of was this

[–]ninjagummybear 0 points1 point ago

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How do you know that he isn't the only one locked up?

[–]Spongebobu 0 points1 point ago

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[–]malik815[!] 0 points1 point ago

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I was under the impression that this was to be a Braveheart related photo.

[–]Pravusmentis 0 points1 point ago

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Monsanto's going to sue the shit out of you!

[–]ramsrgood 0 points1 point ago

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freedom or forever alone?

[–]LuaKT 0 points1 point ago

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Optimistic: Freedom!

Pessimistic: Forever Alone

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This should be posted in /aww/

[–]townsleyc 0 points1 point ago

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Is it freedom... Or exile?

[–]kirreen 0 points1 point ago

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FUR HAVINDR! FREEDOOOOM!

[–]nakedspacecowboy 0 points1 point ago

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SEED DISTRIBUTION!!!

[–]Iksman12 0 points1 point ago

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Forever Alone

[–]caffienefueled 0 points1 point ago

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Fuckin' Hipsters

[–]winteriscoming7 0 points1 point ago

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Life will find a way.

[–]bobwaci 0 points1 point ago

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For a second I thought that was a person wearing a costume.

[–]amolad 0 points1 point ago

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How do you know....he's not the king of them?

[–]chaotiq 0 points1 point ago

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I look at it as the one sunflower is being locked up and all the rest are are there looking in.

[–]midnitewarrior 0 points1 point ago

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WE DEMAND YOU RELEASE THE LAST REMAINING FLOWER!!!!

[–]midnitewarrior 1 point2 points ago

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Actually there are 2 flowers there. The one you see in the photo, and the other one is holding the camera.

[–]Icesix 0 points1 point ago

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Braveheart, Anyone?

[–]ipunchfish 0 points1 point ago

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The flower is just going to commit more heinous acts of indecency and go back in the pen.

[–]FulgrimTG 0 points1 point ago

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When I saw this, why did I instead think of the word "Trapped"?

[–]phickh1 0 points1 point ago

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Freedom? My first thought was "forever alone"

[–]Yukenna 0 points1 point ago

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Watch out for the stinger...it's lethal!

[–]ratajewie 0 points1 point ago*

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he escaped from flow-schwitz.

[–]forgottenmuffin 0 points1 point ago

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Some sunflowers are longer than others...

[–]rspeed 0 points1 point ago

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Oh shit, Dave made it over the fence!

Run, Dave! Run!

[–]AwesomeFella 0 points1 point ago

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Unfortunately, it's just an illusion. Just like IRL.

[–]Nifarious 0 points1 point ago

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A vegetative rendition of the great escape ie., the not so sequel to Chicken Run.

[–]josephanthony 0 points1 point ago

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"My friend Andy Sunflower escaped from Shawshank Penitentiary.... He didn't get far."

[–]AAARRRGGG1 0 points1 point ago

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Poor guy... he's still a slave while his friends are free.

[–]readitwice 0 points1 point ago

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If this was Monsanto they'd sue the person with that one flower that accidently grew on their land due to wind blowing one of the seeds over to their property

[–]TiffanieYO 0 points1 point ago

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I actually feel bad for the little guy. He looks more forever alone than free.

[–]divinesleeper 0 points1 point ago

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And so the invasion begins.

[–]sondawing 0 points1 point ago

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FREEDOM? Or forever alone...

[–]snoaj 0 points1 point ago

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Run!

[–]elias67 0 points1 point ago

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Now that's a weed

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The young sunflower became separated from it's herd. Alone it has little hope of surviving and will quickly succumb to predators, but such is the way of life in the wild.

[–]DoucheyNitpicker 0 points1 point ago

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This is a very unsurprising outcome considering sunflower seeds are much smaller than the gaps in a chain-link fence.

[–]Ibeatgerman 0 points1 point ago

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Forever Alone more like it

[–]IanSlinger 0 points1 point ago

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....The sunflower went on to disrupt eighteen species of local vegetation, interrupting the feeding cycle of thirty-eight species of insects and causing the near-extinction of at least one small mammal endemic to the area.

[–]sirJackHandy 0 points1 point ago

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If someone told me it wasn't "fashionable" to talk about freedom, I think I'd just have to look him square in the eye and say, "Okay, YOU TELL ME what's `fashionable'." But he won't. And you know why? Because you can't ask someone what's fashionable in a smart-alecky way like that. You have to be friendly and say, "By the way, what's fashionable?

[–]zzzzop 0 points1 point ago

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After years of escape attempts, Dr. J. Sunflower escaped from prison.

[–]dmoneym 0 points1 point ago

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Does this remind anyone else of this?

[–]REBELREDNECK94 0 points1 point ago

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Godsmacks song I walk alone fits this perfectly

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Na na na na na!

[–]mburn14 0 points1 point ago

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Forever alone also

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Shield of happieness

[–]Dragios 0 points1 point ago

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Remind me of the Shawshank Redemption, if only there was a puddle :p

[–]owlo360pop 0 points1 point ago

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Forever alone

[–]Fowler92 0 points1 point ago

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Is it free? or the only one thats trapped...

[–]peeonyou 0 points1 point ago

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This must be one of the funniest goddamn things ever seen on the internet right? It gets upvoted to 1000+ and hits the frontpage about 1 or 2 times a month. How fucking clever.

[–]Hamtastic1121 0 points1 point ago

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Huh, i was thinking d the caption being along the lines of "Hold on! I'm going to get help!"

[–]Satanarchrist 0 points1 point ago

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Because fuck the police, that sunflower do what he wants

[–]beegeepee 0 points1 point ago

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SO BRAVE

[–]abeird 0 points1 point ago

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All I can think of is The Boy in the Striped Pajamas.

[–]patrickajacobson 0 points1 point ago

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I propose that the other flowers are free and this one is trapped.

[–]Thatsrigtimafunnyguy 0 points1 point ago

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Which side is freedom the right or the left?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm free from the cage, unlike those suckers! Too bad I'm rooted into the soil...

[–]treesatemypenis 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck tha police

[–]andrewsmith1986 -5 points-4 points ago

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Slowest escape ever.

[–]fate_torn -2 points-1 points ago

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im a r on r pics?

[–]RoflCopter4 0 points1 point ago

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Wut?

[–]BillEvansAtMariposa -1 points0 points ago

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[–]wildebeest11 0 points1 point ago

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nope

[–]martin_aco -1 points0 points ago

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The way the fence was built indicates that the flower is now inside this "yard" while all the other flowers are outside.