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[–]CAPTA1NRAG3 219 points220 points ago

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Who the fuck was dumb enough to participate in no fap february?

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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yeah, I never got the memo. Just finished fapping actually

[–]ninjahippo93 0 points1 point ago

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Here, here!

[–]jennalynn 12 points13 points ago

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Who had the balls to go through the whole month, let alone the extra day this month?

[–]FAPSLOCK 9 points10 points ago

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LOL

there's a reason they picked the shortest month of the year

[–]HappyPedro 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, the leap year got me.

[–]sweetloris 17 points18 points ago*

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Show me a man who didn't fap for the month of February and I'll show you a woman.

The joke is that women shlick.

[–]liberalwhackjob 1 point2 points ago

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This would have more upvotes had you written "fap" instead of "cap".

[–]sweetloris 2 points3 points ago

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:shakes fist at autocorrect:

[–]OhJayEee 6 points7 points ago

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People who think the internet finds it impressive, rather than just misguided.

[–]whendidieatcorn 1 point2 points ago

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If fapping is wrong, I don't wanna be right...

[–]CAPTA1NRAG3 -2 points-1 points ago

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Quote of the year.

[–]scumbag-reddit 0 points1 point ago

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There are 29 days this here February. That means 696 hours, or 41760 minutes, or 2505600 seconds in this month. I maybe spent 47 of those hours NOT fapping. That is approximately 1.958 days, or 2820 minutes, or 169200 seconds that I had free to browse Reddit this month.

[–]CAPTA1NRAG3 0 points1 point ago

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Ever heard of multitasking?

[–]scumbag-reddit 0 points1 point ago

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Multi-fapping eh? ...I hear what I wanna hear.

...er read what I wanna read.

[–]getinthevan -3 points-2 points ago

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I don't think OP meant that no one participated...judging by the arms on that pic I think he meant those folks who did the opposite of "no fap" february instead

[–]tarsdplooger -2 points-1 points ago

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you speak the truth

[–]crookedcain 56 points57 points ago

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I figured it'd be the picture of Stan's dad.

[–]missingsf 32 points33 points ago

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Came totally expecting to see Randy Marsh too.

EDIT: or this http://i.imgur.com/NTPeo.jpg from the post directly below yours!

[–]cosecant89 6 points7 points ago

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it was a spooky ghost!!!

[–]Nostromo1 1 point2 points ago

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This. I'm so impressed by a slight display of originality on reddit that I actually logged in to upvote this and this whole comment tree. Spreadin' the love.

[–]p0diabl0 -1 points0 points ago

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I upvoted it because it wasn't.

[–]crookedcain 0 points1 point ago

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I only checked the link because I was going to downvote it if it was...

[–]dlev0119[S] -3 points-2 points ago

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Haha! That would've been funny too.

[–]THEDAWNISYOURENEMY 33 points34 points ago

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[–]fatboyslim1995 12 points13 points ago

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But im right handed...

[–]ThatOneLundy 10 points11 points ago

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I'm right handed too, but it makes it kinda difficult to use your mouse with the same hand you're wacking it with. I've learned to be a switch wacker.

[–]mechabeast 3 points4 points ago

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i found it easier to switch which hand i use the mouse with. ah well potato, potato......wait that doesn't work when you read it.

[–]userusernamename 11 points12 points ago

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I still read them differently.

[–]Hellrazor236 2 points3 points ago

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I'm also right-handed, but I find it difficult to fap with my right hand.

[–]fromeout11 8 points9 points ago

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[–]ogreatsnail -5 points-4 points ago

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I came here to.. jobs done! Thanks, reddit groupthink!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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BUT IM LEFT HANDED

[–]ogreatsnail 3 points4 points ago

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FTFY We have created the ultimate karma machine.

[–]Streakiest 0 points1 point ago

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BUT IM BOTH LEFT AND RIGHT HANDED

AT THE SAME TIME

[–]ogreatsnail 3 points4 points ago

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[–]rottinguy 27 points28 points ago

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WTF is no fap february and why would such an abomination exist?

[–]eqrunner 1 point2 points ago

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I never knew.

[–]SicilSlovak 16 points17 points ago

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Who else logged in on Feb 1 after a morning fap, thought "shit, already lost," then consoled yourself by losing again?

[–]Karthane 43 points44 points ago

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Why would your arm have more muscle if you haven't been fapping for a month?

[–]mark636199 11 points12 points ago

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Most? i believe your talking about the 1% who followed through. I fapped. I am the 99%

[–]GeneralWarts 7 points8 points ago

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"Most of us"

I want to say very few redditors actually did this. Unless you mean "us" as in the ones who actually stuck to it. In which case yes, I'd imagine all 12 of you will be breaking personal records tomorrow.

[–]lkeg56demn 1 point2 points ago

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You should see how many people are subbed over at /r/NoFap.

[–]GeneralWarts 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, never knew that place existed. I may have considered giving it a shot, but it was February 2nd the first time I saw it referenced on reddit. I must have missed a big post.

[–]Camp_Olympia 2 points3 points ago

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There's always March!

[–]GeneralWarts 1 point2 points ago

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I'm curious, if it's no "fap" february, do guys with girlfriends and wives (or vice versa, if you're female) have to abstain from sex?

If not, I don't think it's fair to compare the difficulty between people having sex with the people who aren't.

[–]Camp_Olympia 1 point2 points ago

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It's really up to each person. We've had people abstain from sex with the full support of their SOs, but it's a personal decision. If you're single, it's more motivation to get out and meet someone, instead of just sitting inside and jerking it. The only real rule for /r/nofap is that you don't fap.

[–]Firstprime 1 point2 points ago

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Did you even have time to fap this month with all the fitting and shipping you had to do?

[–]GeneralWarts 1 point2 points ago

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Nice. I thought you guys had forgotten. The B1AZE commenters have been trying to replace you.

[–]DeadlyDave 3 points4 points ago

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I did not know about no fap february. I think I fapped like 50 times this month.

[–]StupidguyB182 3 points4 points ago

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Mega Load March is almost here!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Masturbating March.

[–]PLZ_Pay_in_Boobs -1 points0 points ago

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Hey let's start this!

[–]curzon176 2 points3 points ago

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No fap february? For reals? Why hell why don't i participate in Lent while i'm at it?

Abstinence is shameful.

[–]DaProblemo 1 point2 points ago

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Left handed fapping

[–]iBuzzKill 1 point2 points ago

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it was no fap february? who came up with that? some men just want to watch the world burn..

[–]TheBergerKing 1 point2 points ago

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Left hand?

[–]juktd14 1 point2 points ago

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most

Implying most redditors participated in no fap february.

[–]peetah74 1 point2 points ago

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left handed

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I fapped at least 29 times this month.

[–]ragamufin 2 points3 points ago

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why would you have built up muscle from NOT fapping? I'd guess more people would look like this

[–]leaf_on_the_wind3 0 points1 point ago

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As soon as I saw the title of this post I knew what pic it was going to be...

[–]dlq84 0 points1 point ago

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I like to keep my swimmers fresh thank you...

[–]diggernaught 0 points1 point ago

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oh shit, too late to start or stop rather?

[–]barefootkilt 0 points1 point ago

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Redonk, absurd. I support Fappity Fap Fap February.

[–]aaron_bit_7 0 points1 point ago

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Actually I'm right handed.

[–]Scar_ 0 points1 point ago

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This was supposed to be no fap february? What the fuck.. why didn't anyone tell me?!

[–]xHeero 0 points1 point ago

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I've been given shit a few times about this because my forearm muscles in my right arm are significantly larger than my left arm. Unfortunately, as a bowler, my only real option would be to start doing wrist curls on my left arm only to make up for it.

[–]CapnMatt 0 points1 point ago

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Oh. I was supposed to not fap?

Sorry about that.

[–]did_you_read_it 0 points1 point ago

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meh, should be "Fapuary" (especially with Valentines in it) and "May not fap" if you really need an anti month :-p

[–]FR05TB1T3 0 points1 point ago

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Lefty showing some love.

[–]jeffreyjiraffe 0 points1 point ago

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TIL Glenn Quagmire is left handed. The more you know.

[–]izagig 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't know quagmire was left handed

[–]troublee 0 points1 point ago

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well today i learned quagmire is left handed, good to know!

[–]theduckmanz 0 points1 point ago

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Shouldnt your arm be smaller because you havent used it as much? This is actually the opposite of what would happen

[–]Supersheepish 0 points1 point ago

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No massage march anyone?

[–]poteaser 0 points1 point ago

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I would think it would be the other arm for most of us.

[–]cdahlkvist 0 points1 point ago

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I have no idea what you are talking about.

I only took part in FAPruary.

[–]paxcorpus 0 points1 point ago

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No, that's what I'll look like after March 6th, both arms, with thumb blisters.

[–]JosephineRyan 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it said no nap february. I definitely lost that one.

[–]blindingspeed80 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, what is this nonsense you fell for?

[–]fox64533 0 points1 point ago

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False. I'm right handed.

[–]IMREALWHAT_R_U 0 points1 point ago

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how long have you been saving this picture for this occasion.

[–]Bau5man 0 points1 point ago

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I'm Right handed

[–]mydogwatchesmejerkit 0 points1 point ago

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Oh shit I totally forgot about that 27 days ago.

[–]SirOrange 0 points1 point ago

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its just ectoplasm! a ghost was in here!

[–]theconversationalist 0 points1 point ago

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yea about that... I didn't make it past 9am feb 1st... so I decided to walk 4 miles a day instead... just barely missed my goal.

[–]PardonMyTits 0 points1 point ago

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I am SO GLAD this wasn't that image of the dude from South Park covered in his own cum. That picture is so, SO overused

[–]Logondo 0 points1 point ago

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I thought the joke of the picture is that he masturbated so much that his arm grew really muscular.

Why would that happen tomorrow? If you've held it in all month it wont take that much effort to ahem relax yourself. A fly could land on your shaft and you'd probably fire off a hydro-canon.

[–]runnin_drummin 0 points1 point ago

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why would your muscles be big from not jacking off? and who the hell upvoted this post anyway

[–]PeteGeorge 0 points1 point ago

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Most of the people commenting on this link already looked like that for all of February, including me :)

[–]coffeebeans10 0 points1 point ago

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But I'm Right Handed?

[–]Melbell1992 0 points1 point ago

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Who uses their left hand?

[–]GodofWar224 0 points1 point ago

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yes this is what lefties will look like. what about the other 91%?

[–]WackyWarrior 0 points1 point ago

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Quagmire is a lefty. Unexpected.

[–]AdaliaAuditore 0 points1 point ago

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Who's ready for no shlick september? :(

[–]magic_turban 0 points1 point ago

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heh? no fapping during february? well shit...

[–]ninja_for_hire 0 points1 point ago

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i turned no fap February into fapruary a long time ago my friend.

[–]Smokey651 0 points1 point ago

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TIL Quagmire is left handed.

[–]Firestarman 0 points1 point ago

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No, most of us are right handed.

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[–]PreachyAtheist 2 points3 points ago

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I approve of this message.

[–]Zeliek -1 points0 points ago

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Well of course everyone subbed to r/nofap didn't fap all Februrary. I am also a flying space unicorn.

[–]Ophite -1 points0 points ago

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Who else was expecting South Park?

[–]danefalberg -1 points0 points ago

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MOST OF US? Are you retarded?

[–]Melbell1992 0 points1 point ago

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Is most of the male population not right handed? are YOU retarded?

[–]lucke0204 -1 points0 points ago

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I do believe that more people are born righties?

[–]josh7743 -2 points-1 points ago

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It was no fap februar? I have a girlfriend, nailed it!