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[–]1niquity 141 points142 points ago

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[–]Lunchable 26 points27 points ago

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[–]Lookmanospaces 10 points11 points ago

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I feel fucking awful laughing at that.

[–]adventureman66 1 point2 points ago

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Me too. :C

[–]zillah1985 10 points11 points ago

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Best comment: I AM AWARE OF EVERYTHING!

[–]Punkwasher 8 points9 points ago

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OMG! I CAN SEE... THROUGH TIME!

[–]1niquity 7 points8 points ago

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Now I feel sad.

[–]Gemini4t 13 points14 points ago

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It's okay, he lived.

[–]Perturbed_Spartan 1 point2 points ago

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oh my god. cats become dogs when on adderall.

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

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That cat is fucking precious.

[–]1niquity 54 points55 points ago*

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He certainly is. His name is Meatloaf. His hobbies include sleeping, stealing food from me, and sniffing beer bottles.

[–]itsme_timd 8 points9 points ago

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Pliny the Elder FTW.

[–]Captain_LargePoop 20 points21 points ago

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Steel Toe Brewing looks like some manly shit

[–]Captain_Fapkin 29 points30 points ago

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You again ಠ_ಠ

[–]Arx0s 16 points17 points ago

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[–]the_real_captain 9 points10 points ago

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Imposters!

[–]teh_mighty_cheese 2 points3 points ago

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i propose a duel of witt and cunning. First part of the duel will to be insult each others mothers. Remember, keep it clean.

[–]Captain_Cowboy 1 point2 points ago

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Now what do I do?

[–]Captain_LargePoop 5 points6 points ago

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My enemy!

[–]apfhex 3 points4 points ago

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That cat has good taste in beers.

[–]john_o 3 points4 points ago

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Pliny the Elder? Oh my envy.

[–]1niquity 2 points3 points ago

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My friend got a couple of bottles in a trade with someone on /r/beertrade.

Unfortunately, something was slightly off with this bottle. It was still quite good, but a bit oxidized. My friend drank the other bottle by himself and said it was infinitely better than the one we shared.

[–]commentor2 2 points3 points ago

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Weird. We have a black and white cat that also loves sniffing and licking beer bottles. Fortunately for us he doesn't like drinking beer.

[–]shadmere 2 points3 points ago

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My cat is named Meatball! :D Are we best friends now?

[–]1niquity 2 points3 points ago

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YUP.

[–]shezbot 2 points3 points ago

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I had a cat named Meatloaf growing up! He was a black manx and when he curled up he looked just like...well, a meatloaf. Not THE MEATLOAF, but a meatloaf.

[–]rahl404 8 points9 points ago

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That cat is fucking Precious.

[–]slyr114 3 points4 points ago

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[–]mafibasheth 1 point2 points ago

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The stars are moving in the wrong direction.

[–]PrincessKeona 2 points3 points ago

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Now I have tears coming outa my eyes. Too good!! Rotfl!

[–]shitfuckcuntarsewank 233 points234 points ago

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Bridge to engineering, i want those inertial dampeners back online right meow!

[–]Pikabob 65 points66 points ago

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IT'S NOT WORKING. TRY RECALIBRATING THE PLASMA INJECTION MANIFOLD.

[–]goodnewsgorilla 80 points81 points ago

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SOMEONE REPLACED THE PLASMA WITH CATNIP

[–]Captain_LargePoop 53 points54 points ago

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I'M NOT COMPLAINING

[–]chetoflep 18 points19 points ago

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Whooooaaaaaaaa!

[–]InstantAnythingcom 14 points15 points ago

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Sheilds!

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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DAMNIT Q!

[–]willsingforchocolate 1 point2 points ago

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This ship's captain has lost control! I say we organize a mewtiny!

[–]Pikabob 12 points13 points ago

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Bridge to sick bay! Worf has turned into a cat!

[–]FoxtrotBeta6 18 points19 points ago

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[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Tom Paris to sickbay, I am now a lizard!

Warp 10 they said... fucking warp 10... UGH. Stupid humans.

[–]drmacinyasha 6 points7 points ago

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NO. That episode did not exist.

[–]drmacinyasha 7 points8 points ago

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NO. That episode did not exist.

[–]MindlessAutomata 6 points7 points ago

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NO. That episode did not exist.

[–]apfhex 2 points3 points ago

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And I just watched this one last night.

I guess there's a reason I sort of skipped the first few seasons when Voyager originally aired...

[–]swizzler 4 points5 points ago

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that episode was just...different. but then again, apeman Riker.

[–]ByDarwinsBeard 3 points4 points ago

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every time Star Trek tries to broach evolution it's, well, different. Pretty obvious that the writers need to pick up a biology book.

[–]superradguy 24 points25 points ago

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Still nothing, I'm going to run a level 5 diagnostic on the deflector array

[–]SuiXi3D 12 points13 points ago

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Don't forget to remodulate the shield frequency.

[–]marblefoot 12 points13 points ago

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Captain, I'm detecting tachyon emissions.

[–]Dr_dad 10 points11 points ago

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[Worf] Captain, I recommend we go to red alert.

[–]Deddan 11 points12 points ago

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Are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.

Wait.. Wrong show.

[–]shitfuckcuntarsewank 6 points7 points ago

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Great show...

"Purple alert! Purple alert!

Whats purple alert?

Well, it's like not as bad as a red alert, but a bit worse than a blue alert... sort of a mauve alert."

[–]KhamanV 4 points5 points ago

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This is Captain Janeway. We're going to set the self destruct sequence.

[–]FoxtrotBeta6 2 points3 points ago

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Damnit Worf, you know we always object to your ideas. Just be quiet and stand there until "I" tell you what to do.

[–]patefoisgras 1 point2 points ago

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Your suggestion is duely noted, Mr. Worf. However, we cannot risk scaring away this magnificent life-form in paranoia. Lower shields!

[–]timobriggs 1 point2 points ago

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I have you tagged as "thinks about priests masturbating"

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Dr_dad 2 points3 points ago

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odd. I shall tag you as "tags people that think about priests masturbating".

[–]timobriggs 1 point2 points ago

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Yes! I am worthy of being tagged for something!

[–]tolsonw 9 points10 points ago

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It appears to be an anomeowly in sector 441.

[–]BantamBasher135 4 points5 points ago

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Ouch.

[–]Pikabob 1 point2 points ago

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You'd better hurry ensign. I'd we don't stop the thoron radiation feedback cascade soon, WE'LL HAVE TO EJECT THE WARP CORE.

[–]carrier_wave 4 points5 points ago

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Start spooling FTL drives!

Wait what?

[–]factoid_ 2 points3 points ago

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ATTEMPTING TO COMPENSATE BY REMODULATING AN INVERSE TACHYON PULSE

[–]teh_mighty_cheese 1 point2 points ago

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REROUTE ALL REMAINING POWER TO THE DEFLECTOR DISH

[–]factoid_ 2 points3 points ago

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THAT WILL BLOW OUT ALL THE EPS CONDUITS ON DECK 4.

[–]teh_mighty_cheese 1 point2 points ago

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IF WE DON'T DO IT, THE WHOLE SHIP COULD BE RIPPED TO SHREDS . DO WE HAVE SHIELDS??

[–]factoid_ 2 points3 points ago

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SHIELDS OFFLINE. THERE IS SOME KIND OF ANTI-NEUTRINO FIELD DISRUPTING. I'M GOING TO TRY DE-POLARIZING THE FIELD MATRIX

[–]teh_mighty_cheese 1 point2 points ago

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DATA, DO YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS? NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME

[–]WaffleSports 1 point2 points ago

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IT'S NOT WORKING. TRY RECATLIBRATING THE PLASMA INJECTION MANIFOLD.

[–]Lillipout 10 points11 points ago

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Aye aye Captain. Right after we catch that red dot!

[–]getinthechopper 3 points4 points ago

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Captain! Romulans off the starboard meow!

[–]ET097 74 points75 points ago

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Happy Birthday!

[–]bs_novelty_account 36 points37 points ago

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Happy super birthday

[–]Captain_LargePoop 2 points3 points ago

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Super Birthday; Its better than most

[–]TracyMorganVoice 2 points3 points ago

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, IABSIXONEEIGHTTWOSIX!

AT LEAST YOU HAVE A BIRTHDAY, I HAVE TO SHARE MINE WITH JENNA'S.

[–]almightyzam 11 points12 points ago

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♫ Happy birthday to you!♪♪

♫ Happy birthday to you!♪♪

All this kaar-ma is worth nothing,

Buut I'll still upvote you too!

[–]johnnygrant 9 points10 points ago*

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[–]MadeOnLeapday 3 points4 points ago

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Is that kate upton?

[–]Captain_Fapkin 9 points10 points ago

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[–]johnnygrant 2 points3 points ago

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yea

[–]iab61826[S] 21 points22 points ago

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Thank you!!!

[–]Jmac91 2 points3 points ago

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Someone should create a reddit account today and have a leap cake day

[–]ghostfrog 42 points43 points ago

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Happy birthday, friend! I was born on 2/29/72. It's my 10th today!

[–]counterhero 6 points7 points ago

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Happy Birthday to you good sir. I was born 02/29/88. So I'm only 6. D:

[–]MetastaticCarcinoma 1 point2 points ago

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when you fill out automated forms, does the computer allow it? Have you ever had to fudge your birthday and settle for 2/28 because there was no 29?

[–]counterhero 1 point2 points ago

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Oh I'd say about 10% of the time they don't have a Feb 29th option.

[–]todahawk 5 points6 points ago

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Holy crap, same here!

[–]ghostfrog 2 points3 points ago

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And the same to you!

[–]413x820 2 points3 points ago

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Now kiss!

[–]gaudreault88 2 points3 points ago

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Now Kiss!

FTFY

[–]20bDOTorg 1 point2 points ago

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Happy birthday! :D

[–]benwaaaaaaaah 2 points3 points ago

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Happy Birthday, 2-29-84! I'm 7!

[–][deleted] ago

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[deleted]

[–]Subcidal 16 points17 points ago

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the number of months is infinite.

[–][deleted] 43 points44 points ago

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Have a downvote... From America

[–]Reddify 8 points9 points ago

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FUCK YEAH!!!!

[–]commentor2 1 point2 points ago

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[–]keenputer 1 point2 points ago

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THERE ARE FOUR MONTHS

[–]matrixman673a 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, you've done the date wrong America (err, and Australia, New Zealand, Canada...)

[–]Twad 2 points3 points ago

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Are you saying that Australia and New Zealand use the US system? They don't.

[–]overtheedge79 1 point2 points ago

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We don't always do it wrong in Canada. I know Quebec seldom does.

[–]Scoobyben 3 points4 points ago

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yup. doing it in order of magnitude makes much more sense :)

day of month of year. not month of day of year

[–]SickZX6R 5 points6 points ago

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1972/02/29 makes more sense than both of your silly dates. That's the way I've been doing it for years.

[–]theomossop 2 points3 points ago

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erryone knows it's 19720229 punctuation is for pansies

[–]matrixman673a 1 point2 points ago

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Total correctitude

[–]Margatron 1 point2 points ago

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Double high five!

[–]JackedIn 13 points14 points ago

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[–]bigsol81 7 points8 points ago

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You can tell the cat's under the influence of something because of his reactions.

Cats normally pant when they're sick, severely stressed, or extremely overheated. However, this always comes with other stress reactions as well, like hiding or running around seeking an escape.

Due to the lack of vocalization, forward-facing ears, and wide eyes, this cat doesn't appear to be panicked or scared, but rather intensely focused on his environment, trying to pull in as much information as possible. While I don't know if Adderall affects a cat the same way it does a human, if it does that could explain a few things. Psychologically, I don't think cats are used to having their attention spans so tightly focused.

[–]superwinner 4 points5 points ago

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That cat is tripping. Add a laser pointer to this situatuion and do some science.

[–]gaudreault88 2 points3 points ago

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adderall + cat = dog .. genius.

best youtube comment ever.

[–]srutherf 14 points15 points ago

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So, you age four times less than a normal person right? I'm pretty sure that's how this works

[–]iab61826[S] 31 points32 points ago

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Exactly... a 6 yr old adult.. I am the most interesting man in the world.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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I don't always drink milk

But when I do, I prefer dos titties.

[–]BranchDavidian 8 points9 points ago

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Ever see 'Jack' with Robin Williams? It's the reverse of that.

[–]vashed 3 points4 points ago

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Benjamin Button?

[–]BranchDavidian 2 points3 points ago

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O'l Ben Button would still have a birthday every year. Maybe Jack Button?

[–]gaudreault88 1 point2 points ago

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wouldn't it be the exact same, hes 6 in a 24 year olds body?

[–]BranchDavidian 1 point2 points ago

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oh yeah. when he said four times less than a normal person i got confused, but i get it now.

[–]Zaphod1620 1 point2 points ago

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The other way around. He ages 4 times faster. He is a 6 year old that looks 24.

[–]Wambler 29 points30 points ago

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So do you have to wait until you're actually 84 to drink legally? Or do they let you drink at 5 and 1/4?

[–]d3m0n0id 2 points3 points ago

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well he'd still be 21 years old (as in 21 years have passed since his birth). just the actual day isn't on the calendar

[–]ramidowler 24 points25 points ago

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really? wtf? magnets?

[–]marcosss123 5 points6 points ago

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swoosh

[–]d3m0n0id 1 point2 points ago*

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no I got it I just like over analizing things

EDIT: oops my phone betrays me. oh well it's funnier this way

[–]himmelkrieg 5 points6 points ago

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Happy Birthday. Here's my favorite .gif

[–]snouz 31 points32 points ago

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I think this gif is misleading. I think the cat is not from the same sequence as the enterprise.

[–]mongzords 16 points17 points ago

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DAT DETECTIVE WORK

[–]rdiss 8 points9 points ago

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CAT DETECTIVE WORK

FTFY

[–]Pokemon_Name_Rater 10 points11 points ago

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The cat sequence was actually shot from inside the USS Yamato while the external shot is of the Enterprise.

[–]benwaaaaaaaah 4 points5 points ago

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My birthday is today also! Happy Birthday Leapling!

[–]APudgyPiggy 4 points5 points ago

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That cat is tripping hard

[–]Cespur 3 points4 points ago

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Hey, it's my birthday as well! We should make one big karmawhoring clusterfuck in here.

[–]SteelyPhil 1 point2 points ago

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2/29/92 represent. I'm totally willing to whore out my birthday for karma.

[–]Cespur 1 point2 points ago

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Omg I'm '92 as well.

[–]mfcav123 5 points6 points ago

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Do you celebrate on February 28th or March 1st more often?

[–]iab61826[S] 12 points13 points ago

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I get asked this alot. I choose the 28th, just because it's the last day in Feb (when not a leap year of course).

[–]slighted 8 points9 points ago

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but what if the 28th fell on a thursday, you'd want to go for the 1st then eh?

eh? eh eh eh?

[–]lalit008 2 points3 points ago

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I for one, would enjoy the choice...or whynotboth.jpg

[–]Softcorps_dn 1 point2 points ago

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Are you doing an impression of a Canadian with a speech impediment?

[–]thebitchrake 1 point2 points ago

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You'd never use "eh?" and a question word in the same sentence; "eh?" replaces all 5 Ws and the H.

[–]Softserv 1 point2 points ago

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[CITATION NEEDED]

[–]thebitchrake 1 point2 points ago

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I'm Canadian and have never lived outside Canada.

[–]SteelyPhil 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly! 2/29/92 here, and I could never understand why anyone would choose March 1st... It is simply inferior.

[–]brickabrack 1 point2 points ago

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My mom went into labor on the 29th, but I was born the morning of March 1st. Because leap years postpone my birthday by a day and this is an outrage, I just pretend both the 29th and the 1st are my birthday. Take a page from my book and celebrate on both the 28th and the 1st. It feels great.

[–]HeyzeusLove 5 points6 points ago

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It's my birthday today too!! Yaay! Hap bir! Shi cray!

[–]P2000Camaro 3 points4 points ago

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Just in case anyone is curious.. The enterprise part was taken from the episode called Tin Man... That is all.

[–]spencer1230 4 points5 points ago

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This would be great in r/spacecats.

[–]WhiteY515 2 points3 points ago

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TIL . . .

[–]andrewsmith1986 26 points27 points ago

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Did you get screwed on birthdays growing up?

[–]iab61826[S] 60 points61 points ago

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I did. I think the lack of birthdays is why cats amuse me so much

[–]mc66a 36 points37 points ago

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I don't see the link between both, but I respect it nonetheless.

[–]iab61826[S] 43 points44 points ago

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You're right there is no correlation. But in my defense, I don't think cats need one.

[–]Very_Blunt 15 points16 points ago

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Hey OP let me just say I can relate and cats always turn me into a giddy puddle of goo....your GIF just made me clap and squeal like I was five.

[–]uniboober 14 points15 points ago

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There's a good chance OP is actually five.

[–]Very_Blunt 1 point2 points ago

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Well then more power to him.

[–]iab61826[S] 11 points12 points ago

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Your description was very blunt.

[–]Very_Blunt 5 points6 points ago

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Of course it was.

[–]limeymarie 1 point2 points ago

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I saw it as the cat driving the ship. That made it awesome.

[–]ANewAccountCreated 5 points6 points ago

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I did.

Wow, really? Kick your parents in the crotch for me.

[–]Kugatuga 1 point2 points ago

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I think the existence of the internets is why cats amuse me so much

[–]Aerodozz 1 point2 points ago

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How old are you in leap years?

[–]eyecite 2 points3 points ago

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♫ birthday sex ♫

[–]mechorive 4 points5 points ago

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I don't see a cake near your name, I call shanagains

[–]mikkoh1 4 points5 points ago

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My birthday too, i'm 5 \o/ :)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Jeez people, free karma, huh? No proof? If this was an AMA we'd be all over it. BIRTH CERTIFICATE!

[–]SonOfSamJackson 9 points10 points ago

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THIS is your favourite gif?! What are you, 6?!

[–]MattyHchrist 3 points4 points ago

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Has anyone else noticed the longer you stare at this .gif the faster it seems to move?

[–]tekno45 1 point2 points ago

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Stare at it forever see what happens.

[–]Andorion 1 point2 points ago

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I had a weird feeling like that, then after reading your comment I tried it again, and I think you're right. I think It's the vibration in the beginning of the image which becomes more noticable after a couple cycles, and that makes it seem like it's going faster and losing control.

[–]JimmyDThing 1 point2 points ago

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I just made the connection in my head that leap years always fall in U.S. presidential election years. Who was elected the year you were born?

[–]FuriousBeard 1 point2 points ago

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I'd like to commemorate you on posting something awesome on your birthday, rather than just karma whoring. That .gif is amazing.

[–]ballspooge 1 point2 points ago

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Happy birthday! It's mine too I turn four today, it really feels awesome to have that extra day this year to be yours, (ours). I haven't had time to think of a good post for some real cake day karma.

[–]no-sweat 1 point2 points ago

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I would love to have a leap day birthday, I hate having to deal with one every year. I hate attention. Oh well.

Happy birthday!

[–]barnsdl 1 point2 points ago

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[–]itsme_timd 1 point2 points ago

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HBD to you. I have a friend that was also born on the 29th, he's a ginger though so not sure if his BD really counts.

[–]entertainingname 1 point2 points ago

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CTRL-F Pirates

CTRL-F Penzance

CTRL-F Pilot

Nothing? Really?

ಠ_ಠ

Reddit, I am disappoint.

[–]pikadrew 1 point2 points ago

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I like this so much I've come here just to upvote every comment.

[–]lvlobius1 1 point2 points ago

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Oh Enterprise 'D', you're like a really cool classic car.

[–]heymanhowsitgoing 2 points3 points ago

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Happy birthday to you and me both pal. :D

[–]AllanM 2 points3 points ago

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Ensign Fluffikins personal log: My first day at helm did not go as well as I'd hoped.

[–]measuredinyears 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Chester_Copperpot_ 1 point2 points ago

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I think its weird that people have favorite gifs.

[–]jb0356 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, its my real birthday too. Buts its ok, you can have the karma.

[–]rewddit 1 point2 points ago

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It's probably bad that I know that's from the episode "Cause and Effect." One of the best episodes ever.

[–]rootbeerhead 1 point2 points ago

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Tooootally read that as you were going to share your favorite gf with us. I thought that was a little odd but it's the internet so real life rules seem to not apply. Not at all disappointed with the way things turned out.

[–]ForeverYoung_Feb29 1 point2 points ago

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I know man, I know...

[–]chiisu 1 point2 points ago

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Happy Real Birthday! Engage!

[–]PancakePandaz 1 point2 points ago

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OMG IT'S A KITTY IN A SPACE SHIP :O

[–]firecrack0r 1 point2 points ago

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read this as: ...so I wanted to share my gf with you

[–]HighHemplar 1 point2 points ago

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NO! KEEP YOUR CATS AWAY FROM MY STAR TREK!

[–]moojc 1 point2 points ago

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Happy birthday, birthday mate :D I'm having my fourth today!

[–]AnarchPatriarch 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, just watched this episode totally randomly last night. It was the first TNG episode I'd watched in over a year.

[–]feanturi 1 point2 points ago

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I can't stop smiling. Thanks. Happy Birthday!

[–]realmadrid2727 1 point2 points ago

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Happy birthday dude, today is my 7th.

[–]CRandalPoopenmeier 2 points3 points ago

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Happy Birthday little fella!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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SPOT! GET OFF THE BRIDGE! YOU ARE NOT NAVIGATION! YOU ARE A CAT!

You probably don't even know astrophysics.

[–]splath 1 point2 points ago

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I think that's the episode where Q knocks the Enterprise into Borg territory. /sigh

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LEAP YEAR BABY YOU

[–]AllanM 1 point2 points ago

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It's actually when Frasier crashes his ship into the Enterprise's warp nacelle.

[–]SkeazyPotatoes 1 point2 points ago

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My youngest sister is having her first birthday today (29/2/08 or 02/29/08 or 08/29/02 or 08/02/29 or whatever the hell floats your fucking boat.)