Mecha lassie will destroy us all

Mjilaeck · 7 months

However, I'm afraid that the rest of them are false.

Edit* Since I'm getting so many replies about the video I thought I'd link this one too. US scientist did a head transplant on two ~~chimps~~ Capuchins.

Mr_Spade · 7 months

Actually reminds me of This Comic, which is also cripplingly depressing if you ever get the chance to read it.

Geler · 7 months

Soon

Gargravarr · 7 months

Gentlemen, Behold!

ihahp · 7 months

Full story.

HavanAle · 7 months

Destroy all hum...SQUIRREL!

comox · 7 months

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slaterhearst · 7 months

In 1908, Charles Guthrie was able to successfully amputate one dog's head and sew it onto the neck of another dog, rerouting the blood flow so that the animal had two (somewhat) functioning heads.

Richeh · 7 months

Argh.

Why put a dog brain

in a bipedal cyborg?

It's like they aren't even trying.

mudkippun · 7 months

Anyone else feel really really sad when they saw the beheaded dog?

6oh8 · 7 months

The first two pictures are the only authentic ones. This was part of an experiment to test how long they could sustain life in the dog after they removed its head.

The later "cyborg" pictures were added in as part of a hoax.

Simply Google "Russian Dog Experiments." Only if you hate dogs though. Becuase its fucked up.

tscott4derp · 7 months

Megatron just shit himself.

foopy1 · 7 months

This is just a viral teaser for this movie

voronaisvor · 7 months

Some translations from a mediocre Russian speaker. Native-speaker doublechecking would be appreciated:

Image 1: Placard above the scientists - "Central Nervous System" Red stamp: "STRICTLY SECRET" Blue stamp: something like "Secret Document"

Image 2: (caption text) Fig. 14. A.S.ZH.L. (Automatic Preserver of Life in[ventor?]. V. R. Lebedev) General Scheme of the Exterior Appearance of the Apparatus

Image 3: Fig. 19 Scheme of Modification S.Zh.L.-5(K): (a) Dog, breed Collie (b) Head of dog connected to automaton S.Zh.L.-5(K) (theta) Automoton S.Zh.L.-5(K) [unknown word -- "sovmeshchenniy," which as far as I can guess means "complete machine"] with A.O.D. system (body type I.T.A.)

Image 4: Fig. 13. Body Type I.T.A.-1/"STORM" (a) order of installation [of parts] (b) rear view (B) side view (g) front view

Image 5: Fig. 24. Defensive dustcover for body type "STORM"

Image 6 No text.

Image 7 Bold black stamp: Top Secret Black stamp just below: Special Folder Bottom left black text: Do not give information [and below] Packet #1 Rectangular red stamp: Subject to return to common department Ts.K. K.P.C.C. Bottom right hand black text: Archive of UI Sector O.o. K.P.C.C. Do not reveal without the permission of the leader of the apparatus Very bottom right: 24 December (censored) Y[ear]. [I can't made out the handwritten text.]

Image 8: All printed text same as Image 7. Again, can't make out the handwriting, sorry.

TheGreatWalrus · 7 months

TIL the big daddy program was first tested on dogs.

GiJoeSamo · 7 months

i hate what was done to that dog....

prencey · 7 months

Great, now I'm sad.

Marvin_Candle · 7 months

Oh hello Rumble :>

happyWombat · 7 months

Anyone else think of All Nightmare Long from Metallica?

MontgomeryB · 7 months

I wish they would make this We3 Great story but I think Hollywood would change the main protagonist to a kid finding the animals that the government is tracking ie Iron Giant, Super 8, ET

metalcabeza · 7 months

So that's how they came up with the PROTECTRONS....

Dookiestain_LaFlair · 7 months

It's hard to imagine why the Soviet Union ever collapsed.

kazooie777 · 7 months

looks like something in fallout 3

Maxables · 7 months

Fallout, people.

Liberty Prime has met his match.

apullin · 7 months

http://www.archive.org/details/Experime1940

Someone is going to see this and repost this link as a TIL later today.

Neuraxis · 7 months

As a neuroscientist, this gave me quite a laugh.

thepopdog · 7 months

It maybe crude, but it's an early step in being able to create or own dreadnaughts

wappleby · 7 months

Even though this is a repost, this story is partially true. The Russians did many experiments on dogs seeing if they could live without a body. They were right.

Stormedwolf · 7 months

I find this strangely interesting... Is there any more stuff like this out there?

Stinkvis · 7 months

Probaly just another RobCo experiment

itsprobablytrue · 7 months

strange, this looks like my high school drawings

gaop · 7 months

This is almost not fake.

MusicMelt · 7 months

I say we give the Russians money so they can research things exactly like this, for us. Of course we will disapprove openly of it, but we will use all the benefits of robotic loyal dogs. It's like having your cake and eating it, too

Shamussssm · 7 months

that is some FUCKED UP SHIT!

spike312 · 7 months

Reminds me of this from the original Sci-Fi Channel.

writer1935 · 7 months

I don't get it - if the Russians could build a giant robot, why not put a man inside?

RecklessMind · 7 months

Looks the the robot from Mars Attacks!

Traktorbek · 7 months

Looks like it could be straight out of Fallout.

solidcat00 · 7 months

This kills the dog.

Narroo · 7 months

You know, isn't that kind of bad engineering design? That thing is incredibly top heavy and has a terribly small base.

thorthemighty · 7 months

Rejected concept art for Bioshock Infinite

Nyphur · 7 months

ROBO PUPPY WILL NOW COMMENCE 2 HOUR YIPPING SESSION

Hinduuism · 7 months

Pretty sure this picture reaches the front page of /r/wtf once every month.

FurryEels · 7 months

Picked the right dog... collies are smartest.... maybe that means the wrong dog....

glutenfree123 · 7 months

the final boss of Woofenstein 3D

greeneagle692 · 7 months

this was already reposted about 1 or 2 weeks ago...

vengeancecube · 7 months

This looks straight out of Command and Conquer: Red Alert.

KittyBomber · 7 months

So i feel i should ask...

Did it work?

tnethacker · 7 months

It's an art project: Original post here (in Russian) http://hotshkin.livejournal.com/117151.html

kuba_10 · 7 months

Its full name is ASZL (Avtomat Sokhranenya Zhizni im. V. R. Lebedeva - V.R. Lebedev's Life Supporting Machine LLSM). It's an experiment in supporting hurt (paralyzed, war-injured etc.) organisms with artificial means. The robot part of the story is someone's graphical creativity.

SirenX · 7 months

as the owner of two rough collies (lassies), I feel sick

mariamus · 7 months

Yes, brilliant idea! Let's build a giant robot that you can distract from wanton destruction by tossing a ball!

m6hurricane · 7 months

So this shit happened in 1938... I have have absolutely no doubt that right now there are human brains controlling robots

Big_Adam · 7 months

The Russians did enjoy their dog experiments.

http://youtu.be/Jq06D0xRWmc

Sure its cruel, but its interesting at the least.

BaddTofu · 7 months

This actually made me say "wtf" out loud in an otherwise silent classroom. Good job.

The first picture makes me sad :(

cameron157 · 7 months

DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!DESTROY US ALL!

4knives · 7 months

Nice repost.

butterscotchripple · 7 months

This isn't real. Its also a chronic repost. OP can go fuck himself.

asspril · 7 months

What the actual fuck. This changes everything.

Murmuzy · 7 months

Wow, wow. WOW

Anonittor · 7 months

The fuck did I just read?

Donigleus · 7 months

The question is, would Skippy the mech kangaroo be his sidekick, or his arch enemy?

DanAttack · 7 months

Did it work?

Yeeslander · 7 months

Real or not, it's a cool design.

orcrist747 · 7 months

Reminds me of "That Hideous Strength" by CS Lewis.

fullmetal_cylon · 7 months

I saw a similar thing on Craked. Com. It was an actual video of a dog whos head was removed and kept alive by machines. It would breathe blink and react. At one point they give it a treat which just comes out of the other end. It was a Russian science experiment. I never watched the video as the description was horrible enough. I think you can find it on Youtube.

TheGribbler · 7 months

That's creepy as fuck.

WTF

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