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[–]numbersinthename 66 points67 points ago

[–]Level_75_Zapdos 5 points6 points ago

Yes this is dog...?

[–]noddegamra 1 point2 points ago

Infidog.

[–]entropy111 331 points332 points ago

The internet has changed my tastes of what I find fucking hilarious.

[–]nusmesa 114 points115 points ago

I literally laughed out loud. My grandma asked me what the fuck i found so funny. Cannot even explain...

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[–]Casj_cat 5 points6 points ago

this amused me more than the picture.

[–]lebowskisweater 12 points13 points ago

I teach college. Sitting in my office between classes laughing so loud it is echoing down the hall.

So when coworkers stop by to see what is so funny (this happens like once a week because of reddit) I have to lie. NO WAY to explain to non-redditors. None.

[–]Blunderpuss 4 points5 points ago

Oh - I hear that!

[–]newtonp01 440 points441 points ago

[–]mycatiskai 312 points313 points ago

I immediately thought of some bad lip reading Santorum edition

[–]tongmengjia 142 points143 points ago

Holy fucking shit that is hilarious. I have no idea how I haven't seen that before.

"We got 69 ankle shoes. n-n-n-n-not no damn banana shoe. Eleven hoes can't come in here and keep their shoes off. You know what the crowd says: we all homosexual."

[–]GuineaRainbow 68 points69 points ago*

I would vote for this santorum before I'd vote for the real one.

[–]AFemalePerspective 27 points28 points ago

So barftastic.

[–]Thargz 25 points26 points ago

I puked on the pizza

[–]RequiredCheese 22 points23 points ago

The big fat chick stunk like... beef?

[–]natophonic 5 points6 points ago

Check out the Rick Perry one. It may be because that was the first one I saw, or it may be because I'm living in Texas, but I thought that one was 2x as funny.

Though 'Russian Unicorn' is still my fav by far.

[–]Haneesh716 2 points3 points ago

Saaaave some pretzels for the gas jets!

Rick Perry 2012

[–]Yoyo8 2 points3 points ago

I laughed.

[–]cyberratt 1 point2 points ago

wimcifoul - writing in my chair in fits of uncontrollable laughter. i did that

[–]greatone11 1 point2 points ago

This Rick Perry BLR made me laugh out loud!

[–]zombiexsp 1 point2 points ago

My favorite is the Ron Paul one.

Also, here is the site which has all of them.

[–]Shins 17 points18 points ago

[–]VictorVonZeppelin 1 point2 points ago

Probably their best one, and they have a very esteemed record. They made the best Friday parody, too.

[–]EmperorSofa 19 points20 points ago

Everybody looks so pissed off in that video. The sun is shining behind their heads so their eyes are all shadowed in.

Also I can't help but wonder who actually goes to these rallies, they are always at the worst possible times. Like a Tuesday at 1 PM. Is it unemployed people and house wives or what?

[–]Crunchybish 7 points8 points ago

Retired people. Political predators stalk the old and scared.

[–]WoodyHarrlesonsAgent 16 points17 points ago

That was the funniest thing I've seen as a result of reddit this year.

"My burrito princess"

golf clap

[–]4797161974806 6 points7 points ago

Turn on youtube's captions and laugh until you pass out.

[–]pigpill 5 points6 points ago

Explaining why I am crying and gahuffing to my boss was fun

[–]CynAq 6 points7 points ago

my new favorite youtube channel, thank you good sir!

[–]landragoran 3 points4 points ago

dear god, that is genius

[–]randomjew 9 points10 points ago*

God I really want to punch that face. With a fucking bomb, in his family room while his whole extended family is near so those demented genes are completely eradicated then shit on his corpse and jizz that demonic mouth while singing a Gay Pride song with Elton John in Arabic while holding a picture of his dead mom naked getting a facial from Kennedy while the only surviving member of his family gets arrested under the NDAA because people realized his association to the newly deceased Shitstain is a threat to National Security.

Other than that he's a pretty decent guy though.

[–]DrKuha 1 point2 points ago

Wow. I totally did, too.

[–]NonAmerican 1 point2 points ago

GOMEDY COLD

[–]Slain_Prophet_Ov_Isa 63 points64 points ago

I was listening to Tool, and I swear to god it lined up perfectly like this

[–]Today_Is_Jazz_Fest 16 points17 points ago

you glorious glorious bastard

[–]gthing 2 points3 points ago

That's it, I'm done. I have now reached the maximum level of internet possible.

[–]LuizZak 30 points31 points ago

Did he end up saying "You want him to do you so much you can do anything"? Because boy, I am confused now.

[–]Starfleeter 13 points14 points ago

Yes, that is exactly what he said. I was like "wat" when he finally got it all out.

[–]DicksonYamada 1 point2 points ago

Got it all in

ಠ_ಠ

[–]eyecite 98 points99 points ago

This is seriously one of the best things that Internet Jesus has ever given to us.

[–]piNkinlArk 50 points51 points ago

Internet jesus?

[–]Admiral_Amsterdam 342 points343 points ago

He cleared his cache for your sins.

[–]DAVENP0RT 101 points102 points ago

Through his cookies, we are saved.

[–]eyecite 132 points133 points ago

[–]Nesman64 48 points49 points ago

The guy that draws those pictures is on Reddit. He's kind of bummed out by the captions.

[–]inawordno 31 points32 points ago

Shit, really ? You got a link friend ?

[–]Nesman64 11 points12 points ago

Finally found it: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/fehky/stephen_hawking_and_his_first_wife_jane_1965/c1fcl7v?context=1

Looks like he only created an account to reply to some novelty account that kept posting the pictures.

[–]NattG 6 points7 points ago

Thank you for digging it up! Much appreciated.

[–]A_Rolling_Baneling 1 point2 points ago

I bet it's not him.

[–]inawordno 1 point2 points ago

You're a bloody hero!

[–]eyecite 10 points11 points ago

He's speaking about himself in the third person.

[–]DrKuha 10 points11 points ago

Those pictures are seriously begging for captions. I mean, they are totally set up to have dialogue of some sort. What better than something blasphemous?

Blasphemy is funny.

[–]42x42 2 points3 points ago

Nesman64 gotta delivery. Cmon D=

EDIT: forgot to say pretty please

[–]Nesman64 1 point2 points ago

Finally found it: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/fehky/stephen_hawking_and_his_first_wife_jane_1965/c1fcl7v?context=1

Looks like he only created an account to reply to some novelty account that kept posting the pictures.

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[–]brobert4[!] 8 points9 points ago

Divide by zero.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Blastface 11 points12 points ago

*re-spawn

[–]Robofetus-5000 21 points22 points ago

[–]quasimofo2k 4 points5 points ago

And then appear once more from behind the firewall

[–]charlemagne_the_cat 4 points5 points ago

In the name of the funny, politics, and circlejerk. Amen.

[–]UnicornPorn 5 points6 points ago

And on the 3rd day, he installed more RAM.

[–]theghostofme 1 point2 points ago

I made this specifically for you.

Through Internet Jesus, our tabs shall be saved.

[–]Black_Jesus 1 point2 points ago

Yes brotha?

[–]iHeartSheep 2 points3 points ago

Is that you, Desmond?!

[–]helpingfriendlybook 6 points7 points ago

Does anyone have any idea what this is from? It's sort of important.

[–]agbullet 3 points4 points ago

Has anyone really been f-

ah fuck it.

[–]buddybonesbones 2 points3 points ago

I'm constantly dreaming about wanting them to do me so much I could do anything!!

[–]mrkibblesthedog 2 points3 points ago

T..t..t..t...today junior!

[–]BDurden 11 points12 points ago

Weird that I knew what this was going to be before I clicked it.

[–]random_potatoes 1 point2 points ago

It was a dead dove.

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[–]Izulude 38 points39 points ago*

You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.

edit: Aww, you deleted your post..

[–]brettyh 8 points9 points ago

I am in full agreement. Also, breasts.

[–]Only151Pokemon 3 points4 points ago

I find these breasts to be rather shallow and pedantic.

[–]essenceoferlenmeyer 8 points9 points ago

Mmm, quite

[–]eagleofnone 3 points4 points ago

I know that feel, bro

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

No.

[–]The_designer_pro 2 points3 points ago

....you want him to do you so much you could do anything? wtf?

[–]cass1o 1 point2 points ago

....epa?

[–]killer_tofu89 1 point2 points ago

And that eventually led me here

[–]withoutamartyr 1 point2 points ago

My favorite thing about this video is the look on his face at the end. "Awe yeah... I nailed that."

[–]Princip 182 points183 points ago

From the same thread: http://i.imgur.com/ay3Jw.jpg

[–]Bezbojnicul 49 points50 points ago

Hitlerious!

[–]F_stop_cruz 2 points3 points ago

I did Nazi that coming.

[–]Pioneer_Of_Bravery 24 points25 points ago

[–]ColinCancer 5 points6 points ago

ZOMG! ADOLF KITLER MADE CHAIRMAN MEOW LOOK LIKE A SAINT!

[–]moonlapse 8 points9 points ago

It makes me so happy when people talk about great threads after the fact. I feel like a proud parent watching my child venture out into the real world for the first time.

[–]shitfuckcuntarsewank 244 points245 points ago

I'm not sure, but i think that boys beard... i think it might be photoshopped guys.

[–]The_Caring_Banker 120 points121 points ago

wat

[–]King_Cracker 232 points233 points ago

[–]DamiRocK 162 points163 points ago

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points ago

The longer you stare at this shit, the more hilarious it becomes.

[–]what_american_dream 32 points33 points ago

My neighbors have this outside their front door. It's actually more risque than this picture depicts. The bear thing has huge sagging boobs. It's really weird...

[–]alexskc 10 points11 points ago

Somehow, I feel your username might be related...

[–]StaticSabre 7 points8 points ago

It sounds like a Tanooki. In that case, they would be testicles, not boobs.

[–]igotanewwatch 2 points3 points ago

where the fuck can i get one

[–]1of7billion 5 points6 points ago

The Labyrinth was an awesome movie!

[–]FolloweroftheAtom 8 points9 points ago

Nah, the kid was photoshopped to fit the glorious beard.

[–]TrebeksUpperLIp 1 point2 points ago

Osama did have a glorious beard.

[–]99thRedBalloon 8 points9 points ago

I dunno, it's a popular beard style these days

[–]Gortos 21 points22 points ago

[–]idislikekarma 1 point2 points ago

You can tell by the pixels.

[–]Pioneer_Of_Bravery 1 point2 points ago

[–]bobisoft2k5 6 points7 points ago

Naw. Wait, really?

...nawwwww.

...really?

Naw.

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[–]scottg96 12 points13 points ago

And from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

[–]Clown_Vomit 4 points5 points ago

I shot wars you know.

[–]PaladinZ06 2 points3 points ago

As you all probably know I am a professional journalist, and as a war reporter I can verify that this picture is completely legitimate. In fact, with my law degree and having become a member of the bar in all 50 states and several other countries, I can prove it in court using nothing but melted crayon art and meme pics. Furthermore, as an internationally recognized scientist and winner of the prestigious Filmore McDougal award THREE CONSECUTIVE Oarlings I can confirm that this is only 3 months of facial hair growth for this young girl (pictured).

[–]achesst 1 point2 points ago

You think someone would lie to us like that on the internet? Come on, man. Have some faith in humanity. Geeze.

[–]Missed_The_Joke_ 1 point2 points ago

Was that not obvious?

[–]ididntwantausername 41 points42 points ago

[–]nomthizz 71 points72 points ago

im happy i saw this

[–]Scott555 11 points12 points ago

Me too.

[–]1jq512 15 points16 points ago

I immediately went to this http://ylyl.co/images/1259_full.jpg

[–]13osiris13 12 points13 points ago

Does anyone on 4chan go on any other board other than /b/ ?

[–]tjo1432 16 points17 points ago

/v/ is a much more legitimate gaming community than the skyrim faggots in r/gaming. So yeah.

[–]State-of-Trance 10 points11 points ago

Have you ever been to /v/ it's more of a circlejerk than r/gaming and /b/ combined.

[–]tjo1432 8 points9 points ago

never said it wasnt a circle jerk. just sayin the knowledge ejaculated around in those circle jerks is more substantial than r/gaming from my experience.

edit: grammar

[–]tekno45 1 point2 points ago

/V/ is like if r/ circlejerk merged with r/gaming and had a bunch of babies that they taught to jerk ....in a circle.

[–]Greyletter 1 point2 points ago

/wg/, for great wallpaper justice.

[–]MistarGrimm 1 point2 points ago

Yes. The other boards actually allow you to have a normal discussion. Most of the time.

[–]cipher64 83 points84 points ago

Osama bin childen.

[–]wishyouwerebeer 22 points23 points ago

his skin looks so soft...how's he...how's he doin' that?

[–]Freaky_Freddy 4 points5 points ago

Ecstasy is a hell of a drug.

[–]Serkoff 17 points18 points ago

Bin Laden is so famous that people recognize him by his beard

[–]BeatlesForSale 8 points9 points ago

To be fair, it's a fairly unique beard.

[–]layinbrix 15 points16 points ago

Beards are like snowflakes.

[–]pirategonzo 25 points26 points ago

You piss on them and they go away?

[–]c4ntr34dth15 6 points7 points ago

[–]volpes 6 points7 points ago

Llama, llama, duck.

[–]edgarallanboh 38 points39 points ago

ITT: New friends, new friends everywhere

and seriously, THIS is what made you say "enough b for today"? lurk moar.

[–]MyUsernameIs20Digits 20 points21 points ago

Say what you want about this post

[–]BDurden 34 points35 points ago

All the chickens are on the playwright.

[–]zomgwtflolbbq 46 points47 points ago

Sometimes I don't always occasionally varnish balloons.

~~~~

(o _ o)

 V

But then again, when I do, I don't.

[–]workroom 14 points15 points ago

Unbolted boatswain.

[–]saadakhtar 5 points6 points ago

Only on Tuesdays.

[–]johnnytightlips2 9 points10 points ago

Hear that snapping sound? That's the English language, breaking under the strain of what you just said

[–]zomgwtflolbbq 1 point2 points ago

yar, fanks, I tried to learn french but je ne comprends pas.

[–]jbrand1 8 points9 points ago

I can say with absolute certainty that this is legit

[–]dmahmad 2 points3 points ago

Anyone else notice that the beard in the picture is Osama bin Laden's beard?

[–]brundridge 2 points3 points ago

this is the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life.

[–]storms0831 10 points11 points ago

His beard tickled me in my laugh place.

[–]superwinner 6 points7 points ago

lemme guess, catholic priest?

[–]Dshrop 2 points3 points ago

Lemme guess, coach at Penn State? (We like to have fun here)

[–]hank_kingsley 6 points7 points ago

You don't watch enough tim and eric

[–]ManchurianCandycane 11 points12 points ago

I raffed.

[–]JustBrowsing4Chan 11 points12 points ago

u roose

[–]jde824 6 points7 points ago

Hirarious

[–]thedbp 5 points6 points ago*

rost, rearn to sperr

EDIT: thanks CuntDestroyer

[–]TheCuntDestroyer 1 point2 points ago

rean to spirr

[–]PhantomLimbs 8 points9 points ago

That's enough /b/ or it's time for more /b/?

[–]BoOogaBoOoga 3 points4 points ago

I don't get it.

[–]DrKuha 2 points3 points ago

I like to think that this picture is scientifically designed for maximum hilarious. Like a bunch of erudite artists, philosophers, and biochemists are hunched around the screen, very seriously debating exactly how to position the beard, and exactly what nonsensical lines to put at the top.

It somehow spoils the magic that it's probably some 15 year old.

[–]sarcasm_rocks 12 points13 points ago*

4chan is better entertainment thAn most things in life Edit : THAN. fucking grammar

[–]superwinner 21 points22 points ago

THAN

[–]Attackinson 13 points14 points ago

COMMA FUCKER

[–]Ficay 12 points13 points ago

AND THEEEEN?

[–]LiteHedded 8 points9 points ago

NO AND THEN!

[–]Ambrose_Balin 1 point2 points ago

Though a literal reading his way is also... interesting. And sorta apropos given the original post.

[–]Toasty117 1 point2 points ago

Fucking Gammar, how does it work?!

[–]MindintoMatter 5 points6 points ago

What's /b/?

[–]Vinator 3 points4 points ago

Fixed the skin.

[–]donkeykongboner69 1 point2 points ago

Why is bin ladens beard on this kid?

[–]xXRuslanXx 1 point2 points ago

I don't get it :/

help please

[–]Rainfly_X 1 point2 points ago

There's a hidden picture in this image, that's why it doesn't make sense. To see it, you have to select the image so it turns blue, and then look at it from a distance of about 2 meters so your eyes have the correct focus. I don't want to give away the secret message encoded in the picture, but if you see a lot of these, after awhile you can kinda read them just looking at them, without having to do any focus folding techniques. It's kinda like how you can learn to read machine code if you program enough in assembly.

If the above doesn't work, you may have an unsupported browser that isn't selecting in the correct color. But there is a hack you can use! It's generally cross-browser compatible, too, so don't give up hope just yet. Copy and paste this into the address bar for that tab or window:

javascript:void(location.href=document.links[Math.round((document.links.length-1)*Math.random())])

And hit enter/return. The fix should load immediately.

[–]Ingenium21 1 point2 points ago

goddamn surrealists, GET OFF MY LAWN!

[–]SuperDayv 1 point2 points ago

Can someone explain?

[–]tussilladra 1 point2 points ago

Lost nirvana lyrics.

[–]sovereignwaters 1 point2 points ago

Who else read this in a Scottish accent?

[–]DepartmentStoreSpook 1 point2 points ago

The guy who made this also goes to other boards, takes any pictures he finds, and puts Osama Bin Laden's lower face onto them. I've seen probably a total of 150+ otherwise normal pictures like this. I'm never sure if I should feel pity or if I should be impressed.

[–]axionj 1 point2 points ago

In a very public place and I can't stop fucking laughing, thanks /b/.

[–]desynch 1 point2 points ago

after having woken up from only an hour of sleep and seeing this, i think it just made my day. holy fuck, i can't stop laughing every time i look at it.

[–]Roonerth 1 point2 points ago

Commenting for later

[–]beegeepee 1 point2 points ago

I wish someone on here would explain what this means/why it is funny to people who do not get it SUCH AS ME!

[–]CaucasianWithAttitud 1 point2 points ago

You obviously haven't been to /b long enough if a picture like this is making stop lurking.

[–]Reddit_Delenda_Est 20 points21 points ago

Am I the only one who does not find this funny?

[–]blackjack545 12 points13 points ago

no

[–]albequirky 19 points20 points ago*

It's like seeing that kid in high school who thinks he's so random and hilarious because he watches Invader Zim.

[–]TheStreisandEffect 3 points4 points ago

The pic is kinda hilarious, the text, not so much.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Implying that this picture is 'enough /b/' for today'. newfag.

[–]telestrial 3 points4 points ago*

...that might be a photoshopped picture of a younger me. I'm not kidding. WTF.

EDIT: It brings me great pleasure to say that is indeed not me. However..I use to have a haircut and a sweater just like that. Sweet Jesus.

[–]fulltiltsmoker 6 points7 points ago

You're that creepy little fucker?

[–]Unicornholio 11 points12 points ago

Actually, that's a pretty memetic picture http://i.imgur.com/Pg9oG.jpg

I doubt it's you.

[–]dakkeh 23 points24 points ago

Remember folks: The best fun site = 9gag.com

[–]Unicornholio 8 points9 points ago

It was the first one I found with reverse image search using the shopped pic. I didn't bother cropping the watermark just so that the likes of you wouldn't pee their pants with indignation over 9gag. Anyway, it's on imgur, so no traffic for the 9gag, chill out.

[–]TheEdes 1 point2 points ago

For future reference: http://www.fuck9gag.com

[–]Unicornholio 2 points3 points ago

Thanks, hopefully I won't need it.

[–]CanadaEh97 1 point2 points ago

Were you a full blown psychopath at a very young age?

[–]Larsine 2 points3 points ago

Well... Show us that pic damn it. PEOPLE NEVER DELIVER!

[–]fairly_forgetful 1 point2 points ago

I feel like this post should really be in r/WTF.

[–]Necromas 1 point2 points ago

[–]it_wasnt_me_ 1 point2 points ago

what the FUCK is this?

[–]thorneyinak 1 point2 points ago

[–]salpara 1 point2 points ago

That's enough /r/funny for me. Unsubscribe.