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[–]SweetLeafKush 24 points25 points ago

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That's not how you barbeque.... That's just how you cook... ಠ_ಠ

[–]Casedilla 9 points10 points ago

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I'm from Kansas City, and OP labeling this as Barbeque personally offended me. Thank you for sticking up for Barbeque everywhere.

[–]SweetLeafKush 3 points4 points ago

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Right? Us country boys gotta call these city slicker's bluffs

[–]Fascist52 1 point2 points ago

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AzNeuh eats salsa made in New York city!

[–]SweetLeafKush 1 point2 points ago

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NEW YORK CITY!?!?!

[–]TripperDay 0 points1 point ago

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Get a rope.

[–]justanothercommenter 0 points1 point ago

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Have these people never heard of stew?

[–]nuclear_cheese 0 points1 point ago

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You barbecue comments really well.

[–]asharkey3 0 points1 point ago

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Came here to say this. thank you

[–]SimilarImage 28 points29 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 week queenelizabeththe2nd Why can I never think of shit like this? /r/pics 149 961
1 week queenelizabeththe2nd shut up and let me cook you stuff /r/pics 2 13

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[–]herpderpedyou 4 points5 points ago

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the new form of "repost"

[–]NotSoSmartAreYou 0 points1 point ago

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Thank "Your Diety Here" for SimilarImage. Im getting tired of people getting Karma for all these repost. Even more tired of seeing them on the Front Page. Funny thing is before I clicked the image I was almost sure it was going to be this picture..

[–]WaffleSports 4 points5 points ago

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This is called a Swedish torch.

[–]EyeLessThanThreeVaJJ 0 points1 point ago

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well you saved me a lot of time searching

[–]WaffleSports 2 points3 points ago

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All in a days work citizen!

[–]Humpyhempy 9 points10 points ago

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This is how lumberjacks do reposts

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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-while wearing women's clothing.

[–]iahaz 1 point2 points ago

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I downvoted just for the fact that nothing is being BBQ'd.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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this is re POST. Wakka Wakka

[–]shlomo_baggins 0 points1 point ago

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That's not a BBQ~ That's a REPOST! Herp! @_@

[–]Enursha 0 points1 point ago

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Enough of this fucking repost

[–]pwnzor339 0 points1 point ago

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Repost!

[–]ElBobo 0 points1 point ago

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This was so awesome the first 5 times it was posted this month.

[–]ajaxwhat 0 points1 point ago

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That's hot.

[–]vic39 0 points1 point ago

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Stop reposting

[–]ittakesacrane 0 points1 point ago

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ok, so yea this is a repost... but still, I have a question about it. Does the heat from the chainsaw cutting the log multiple times eventually start the fire, or do you hafta start the fire after you split it several times?

[–]fredtheotherfish 0 points1 point ago

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This isn't /r/circlejerk, Crane.

[–]BigTunaTim -1 points0 points ago

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Repost or not, I bet you never thought lumberjacks and (solid fuel) rocket scientists had something in common!

[–]mrlemax -2 points-1 points ago

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How dicks do reposts

[–]chattyWw -2 points-1 points ago

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I've seen this post about 6 times now.

[–]DoctorNose -3 points-2 points ago

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funny? why?

[–]lehypnotic -5 points-4 points ago

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tis grand, no?

[–]cok666n -4 points-3 points ago

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Why in the fuck would someone use a chainsaw to split a log?

[–]SweetLeafKush 1 point2 points ago

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So you can split it evenly. Down to the bottom. This kind of "Oven" has to be done in at least half way decent dimensions to burn efficiently.

Now you know.

[–]WaffleSports 1 point2 points ago

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You cook things IN an oven and ON a stove.

Now you know.

[–]SweetLeafKush 0 points1 point ago

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This item is called some kind of oven. Can't remember, but I saw it on some survival video somewhere. It's called an oven. I don't care what the technical issues are with the name, that's just what it's called.

Now you know

[–]WaffleSports 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SweetLeafKush 0 points1 point ago

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Cigarette = fag

They're called different things in different places. You want a medal? How about a cookie? Maybe a pat on the back?

[–]WaffleSports 0 points1 point ago

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May I please have a medal in the shape of a cookie?!

[–]SweetLeafKush 0 points1 point ago

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Only if you'll accept a firm pat on the ass.

[–]WaffleSports 1 point2 points ago

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. . . Cookie medal first though.

[–]SweetLeafKush 0 points1 point ago

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