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[–]blakkheart67 27 points28 points ago

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"they say it's your birthday"

[–]Dapwell 2 points3 points ago

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"they say it's your cake day" FTFY

[–]thegoodendedhappily 13 points14 points ago

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OMG I'M HALF WALRUS

[–]Stuewe 5 points6 points ago

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...AND HALF SCREECHING HARPY!!!!!!

[–]jeffois 10 points11 points ago

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was.

[–]Miss_Tress 5 points6 points ago

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...Is Yoko Ono smoking a pipe in the background?

[–]CowFu 3 points4 points ago

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clearly a cigarette between her index and middle finger

[–]think_free 2 points3 points ago

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Unfortunately John Lennon abandoned him soon after...I really like his music and his ideas of love and what not, but we need to be honest.

"Dad was a hypocrite. He could talk about peace and love to the world but he could never show it to his wife and son" ~ Julian Lennon

[–]vikinglady 3 points4 points ago

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The boy in the picture is actually Sean Lennon, not Julian. Julian was from John's first marriage to Cynthia.

[–]think_free 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, I was wondering about that, his kids look so much like him it is had to tell. Thanks for the info.

[–]lordtaco 7 points8 points ago

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OMG I have a half-sibling that you abandoned?!

[–]walkersdlx 1 point2 points ago

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And my mom is ugly!

[–]aerodit 6 points7 points ago

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AND YOUR MOM BROKE THEM UP!

[–]Kaltho 4 points5 points ago

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Yoko OOOOHHNOOOOOOO

[–]project_valient 2 points3 points ago

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Oh no! Ono!

[–]Bixby66 -2 points-1 points ago

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OMG! I HAVE NONE OF JOHN LENNON'S GENES BECAUSE I WAS BORN FROM A PREVIOUS MARRIAGE!

[–]Duvidl 1 point2 points ago

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OMG MY DAD'S DEAD.

[–]agroupofpeople 0 points1 point ago

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that's what the actress said to the bishop

[–]ripples2288 0 points1 point ago

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Kafka problems.

[–]bufanog1104 0 points1 point ago

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This would be my reaction, exactly. Especially for John. How awesome would that be?

[–]rayvinriley 0 points1 point ago

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The kid is dressed like Beetlejuice.

[–]ItsJustTwoDogs 0 points1 point ago

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My best friend's mom used to hang out with Yoko's kids all day, same babysitter.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"its fucking horrible. make it stop." points at the guitar

[–]nisumisu 0 points1 point ago

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I haven't the slightest idea why but that picture reminds me so much of my dad. :Y

[–]Clauderoughly -1 points0 points ago

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Yay ! My dad's a beatle !

Noooo ! My mum is an insufferable twat !

I hope mummy dies....

[–]mitcharoni 0 points1 point ago

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ZOMGDADQUITPLAYINGTHATSHITANDPLAYSGTPEPPER!!!!!!

[–]RC_Matthias -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah but your mom's Yoko Ono, so it all evens out.

[–]smellycatjizz -1 points0 points ago

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She isn't screaming with joy because of who her dad is, she's screaming with terror because of who her mom is.

[–]lisabadcat 3 points4 points ago

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[–]smellycatjizz 1 point2 points ago

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Congrats.

[–]lisabadcat 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks! Maury said I was not the father!

[–]smellycatjizz 1 point2 points ago

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Does that mean you gave it to Yoko at some point? Gross.

[–]banthis1 -2 points-1 points ago

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Way to smoke in front of the kid Yoko, as if you haven't already done enough damage.

[–]Korrence -1 points0 points ago

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:(

[–]korri -1 points0 points ago

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TIL John and Yoko had a kid...

[–]bufanog1104 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]fatboyslim1995 -1 points0 points ago

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Then John just stares her down like, "why is my kid so ugly?"

[–]stlouisbrowns -1 points0 points ago

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"OMG MY MOM'S FUCKING UGLY BUT STILL A SOMEWHAT INTERESTING ARTIST WHO WILL ONLY REALLY BE APPRECIATED AFTER MY DAD'S SHOT BY AN INSANE GUY."

ftfy

[–]twalker294 -1 points0 points ago

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More accurate:

"Wow, I'm gonna be rich and famous, not because I have any actual talent of my own, but because of who my dad is! Woohoo!!!"

[–]wheresmyhouse -3 points-2 points ago

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Isn't that Elton John's kid?