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[–]Broadband- 295 points296 points ago

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I hear Mike Rowe is always looking for new dirty jobs.

[–]Advertisements 47 points48 points ago

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This isn't Mike Rowe?

[–]Self_Hating_Liberal 23 points24 points ago

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Mike Rowe Penis.

[–]Flixified 10 points11 points ago

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Mike Rowe Soft

Mike Rowe Hard

[–]Xemeriba 1 point2 points ago

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If you say that quickly it sounds like "Micro Penis".

[–]hear_me 8 points9 points ago

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Yea it sort of looks like him.

[–]LincolnshireSausage 1 point2 points ago

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No, this is Mike Hunt.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Wrong sort of "dirty."

[–]Kinetic_Waffle 22 points23 points ago

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Not for the camera man's nose if things go wrong...

[–]ZeekySantos 4 points5 points ago

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That's a GGG set, so chances of a misfire are pretty high.

[–]Kinetic_Waffle 15 points16 points ago

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Good guy greg does porn?

[–]ZeekySantos 18 points19 points ago

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Haha, I will spare you the details, you can guess what they are but GGG stands for "German Goo Girls". This is why I get a kick every time someone refers to Good Guy Greg as "GGG".

[–]pewin 8 points9 points ago*

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Damn you! Now I always have to think the same I see GGG...

EDIT: I've googled it up...and feel bad now.

[–]fearofthesky 3 points4 points ago

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I thought I was the only one!

So this is what it's like...when doves cry.

[–]Kinetic_Waffle 1 point2 points ago

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Okay, now again without the details spared?

[–]ZeekySantos 4 points5 points ago*

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German Bukkake porn. The lighting is terrible and the camera angles are poor. The directors have no business filming bukkake, which requires a certain 'finesse' to perfect.

That camera man is probably not very good, he garners no sympathies from me.

[–]Huggbees 508 points509 points ago

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His camerawork tells me "I went to college for this." but his face tells me "I went to college for this!?"

[–]entertainingname 191 points192 points ago

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Porn and sausage are two things you generally shouldn't see being made if you want to continue enjoying them.

[–]xAngus 28 points29 points ago

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And margarine.

[–]feureau 21 points22 points ago

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Now, I've seen how porn and sausage gets made, but I've never seen margarine being made.

What's wrong with making margarine? (is it the same with cheese and butter?)

[–]brikkhead 23 points24 points ago

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It's apparently one molecule away from being plastic

[–]Sheather 117 points118 points ago

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One molecule seems a bit weird. An atom seems more likely. The issue is, is that molecules with even the same atoms and ratios can be collossally different in function and structure. One atom, much less a molecule, is no small matter.

[–]bravoredditbravo 90 points91 points ago

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Chemistry smack down, real talk

[–]JackAceHole 14 points15 points ago

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STAY OUT OF MY TERRITORY

[–]TheSov 30 points31 points ago

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just a hint, everything is 1 molecule away from being plastic.

[–]Sheather 13 points14 points ago

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Ie. A plastic molecule away from being plastic?

[–]Felix_Krull 4 points5 points ago

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No, that's the thing. Everything is one molecule away from plastic except plastic.

[–]str8shooter 7 points8 points ago

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Virgil: All right, then. For half a million dollars, which of the following is not a subatomic particle?

Moe: Oy.

Virgil:

A) Proton

B) Neutron

C) Bonbon

D) Electron

Moe: Oh, boy. All right, let's see here, uh ... well, I was born in Indiana, so that ain't it. And, uh, hmmm ... I'd better call my lifeline.

Cut to the Simpsons' living room. The phone rings, and Homer picks it up.

Homer: Hello? ... Hey, Moe! We're watching you on TV.

Moe: Yeah, I know, Homer.

Homer: So, how's that bowel obstruction doing?

Moe: Homer, please, heh-heh ... I got a nuclear-type question here.

Homer: Well, it all starts when a nulicule comes out of its nest.

[–]SGNick 17 points18 points ago

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Isomers, bitches, YEAH!!!!!

[–]str8shooter 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Yst 16 points17 points ago

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Water: one molecule (HCl) away from being hydrochloric acid (HCl + H2O).

[–]rapbattlechamp 4 points5 points ago

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exactly. People get so uppity when I tell them that as a comparison.

[–]Sheather 1 point2 points ago*

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And one atom away from being potassium hydroxide (KOH).

TIL HCl concentration does funny things to the melting point of the solution.

[–]Moskau50 4 points5 points ago

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One atom, much less a molecule, is no small matter.

To the contrary; an atom is mostly empty space. So an atom, or molecule would be a small (amount of) matter.

[–]superkintamaman 1 point2 points ago

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one atom...is no small matter

I see what you did there...

[–]smika 16 points17 points ago

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When I was growing up, someone told me Twinkies are one molecule away from being Fuji film.

Why Fuji? I wondered. Why not Kodak? To this day I don't know the answer. And since Eastman Kodak has now filed for bankruptcy, we may never know.

[–]Bandalo 26 points27 points ago

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And water is one molecule away from sulfuric acid. One molecule makes a huge difference.

[–]Neogodfather 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Zolazepam 3 points4 points ago

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I hear my dumb teenage friends say this about all processed foods. "dude that shits like ons ingredient away from plastic"

[–]Skwerley 1 point2 points ago

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And Iodine and Xenon are next to each other on the periodic table, what's your point?

[–]perplexedscientist 2 points3 points ago

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Well, in most cases everything is a molecule away from being anything, so that is a pretty vague statement.

[–]PhoenixonFire 9 points10 points ago

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Who actually enjoys margarine? Butter or GTFO.

[–]mynameisimportant 1 point2 points ago

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I honestly can't tell the difference. I've never done a taste test either so now imma go waste my day doing just that. I'll let you know the results

[–]Jason207 2 points3 points ago

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I highly recommend making butter at home if you've never done it.

Better yet, at a friends house.

[–]Forever_Awkward 33 points34 points ago

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We made butter in school once by throwing the ingredients in a jar and shaking it up. Everyone had their own jar to make, and I was the first one by a longshot to shake my butter to perfection. The teacher then asked me where my jar-shaking skills came from, and....well, then I realized why none of the other kids wanted to show off.

[–]jxj24 19 points20 points ago

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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what film is it?

[–]wasting_internet 12 points13 points ago

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"film"... hahahaha!

[–]Xemeriba 2 points3 points ago

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Hehe, I laughed pretty hard at that. Enjoy your upvote!

[–]Flapjack_ 161 points162 points ago

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Oh man.

And WE bitch about porn showing too much man ass

[–]ToaklandFaders 8 points9 points ago

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True. This is the reason I almost exclusively watch POV porn now.

[–]funkgerm 3 points4 points ago

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I'm kind of surprised that porn camera-men everywhere haven't petitioned to abolish the under-ass shot, aka the gyrating gooch angle.

[–]scootbert 7 points8 points ago

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Upvote for making me laugh out loud, Thank you!

[–]StreamOfThought 42 points43 points ago

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Somehow, it wasn't all of the crazy shit I've seen IN porn, or read ABOUT porn, that made porn awkward for me. This fucking picture did it all in about six seconds. I can never think about porn and not feel bad for this poor guy.

[–]Felix_Krull 8 points9 points ago

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What about ones where there's a camera instead of a mans face and you see things through the camera. Every time I watch those I think, "Poor guy, instead of a face he has a camera..."

[–]woes 114 points115 points ago

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I bet one of those battery packs is full of antibiotics for pinkeye.

[–]tlkuvic 38 points39 points ago

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puke

[–]kingdogfish 5 points6 points ago

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Kinda looks like a Panasonic HVX-200

[–]confusedbossman 1 point2 points ago

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It is a diving weight belt

[–]I_CAPE_RUNTS 4 points5 points ago

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No, that's a weight belt for scuba

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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It's to keep him from falling into the guy's ass right?

[–]Thumbz8 29 points30 points ago

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nobody has any more of these?

[–]markkawika 21 points22 points ago

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Fuck, I know. That's the only reason I came in here.

Reddit, I am disappoint.

[–]Bromazepam 35 points36 points ago

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[–]kilo4fun 18 points19 points ago

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Pretty sure that one was determined to be a fake.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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Agreed. Second camera placed directly eclipsed by first camera-man's head makes no sense at all and the fact that the cameraman yelled "CUT" instead of freaking out, or at least flinching when supposedly getting a face full of cum. It's absurd.

[–]Bromazepam 0 points1 point ago

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Why is there always a guy like you who must shatter the fairy tales? :(

[–]pibroch 1 point2 points ago

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Because obvious??

[–]anon115189 9 points10 points ago

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thanks bro, now I have freeporn.com in my history...

[–]Bromazepam 5 points6 points ago

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You're welcome. I can get more links that can get you in trouble, if you want.

[–]pewin 1 point2 points ago

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I directly hit ESC when I saw the URL. But it was too late I guess. Luckily I'm dialed-in via mobile, so no one will know. I hope.

[–]3825 1 point2 points ago

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I right clicked, hit ctrl + shift + P to go to private browsing, and then ctrl + v to paste and enter to get it going.

Then I said, oh that video.

[–]pooerh 7 points8 points ago

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I think, and I might be wrong, that if you waited 2 days and reposted this as a new submission at a correct time, sweet sweet karma points shower would commence. Probably someone else will do it though.

[–]Bromazepam 6 points7 points ago

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Meh, it's old stuff.

[–]MrBrawn 6 points7 points ago

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Are you new here?

[–]Bromazepam 1 point2 points ago

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I just put myself in the mindset of people who've seen it thousand of times. Seems pointless to me to repost it. If others want to do it, I don't really care.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 1 point2 points ago

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I think us three are the minority on this one.

[–]schmon 3 points4 points ago

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4chan, where it originated from 8 hours ago. In a 'you raff, you roose' thread.

mandatory 'newfags'.

[–]tyrantlytamale 164 points165 points ago

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NSFW

Unless you have his job.

[–]Minim4c 18 points19 points ago

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His NSFW job is NSFL, or at least his nasals.

[–]JohnBullshite 23 points24 points ago

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"It's a living."

[–]MustStopMasturbating 40 points41 points ago

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I've considered using my cameraman skills to land a gig at a porn studio, but knowing this.... I don't think that's going to happen.

[–]ubiliquous 22 points23 points ago

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Relevant username while on duty

[–]m_bishop 2 points3 points ago

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Just because you like something, doesn't mean you want to MAKE it. video games and porn must be made by people who hate video games and porn.

[–]sjophotography 35 points36 points ago

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i go to film school. at least once a week i am told that this is my future...

[–]Galaxyhiker42 6 points7 points ago*

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its this or reality TV.

You really have to know someone or put up the good fight to change that path

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[–]dcmarch 7 points8 points ago

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Actually I'd say his clients are dicks...

[–]LawmanSpiff 32 points33 points ago

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(please don't fart, please don't fart, please don't fart, please ....)

[–]Jesse-James 31 points32 points ago

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shits

[–]Spec_Agent_Bob 104 points105 points ago

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Camera Man's Thoughts:"Be a cameraman for porn they said! They'll promote you quickly they said!"

[–]daieinon 3 points4 points ago

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Promote to what, exactly?

[–]Bearrison_Ford 40 points41 points ago

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POV cameraman

[–]biggie_s 4 points5 points ago

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Fun fact: male actors only carry the camera during the intro/bj. After that someone else holds the camera over his shoulders in an insanely awkward/uncomfortable maneuver.

[–]Bearrison_Ford 7 points8 points ago

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I can't watch POV porn anymore because all I can think about is the cameramans chin resting on the actors shoulder while he makes sure everything looks correct.

[–]cohrt 32 points33 points ago

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all I can think about is the cameramans chin resting on the actors shoulder while he makes sure everything looks correct.

while he whispers "how it going buddy". "feel good?"

[–]spinlock 1 point2 points ago

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Shut the fuck up Donnie.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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Made it for you in case you wanted it.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago*

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And instead they demoted him to clean up duty for porn accidents...

[–]itssheramie 72 points73 points ago

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No one likes this angle

[–]beener 1 point2 points ago

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If its at the correct angle to not show the mans ass and the guy doesn't have real hangy balls, it can be a great angle.

[–]TranClan67 1 point2 points ago

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I like it...

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[–]uploadcomplete 31 points32 points ago

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I hate it even more when the cameraman focuses on the mans face for about 5 seconds instead of the woman. Dude I don't want to look at some guys ecstasy face while I'm fapping...its very cockward.

[–]Boraggle 4 points5 points ago

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I hereby resolve to start using the word cockward.

[–]Mukuma 5 points6 points ago

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I could say the same of seeing some girl's face is tawtward. As a woman watching, the brief focus on the man's face is great and would be even greater if there was some equality of air time.

[–]laszlojamf 1 point2 points ago

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I have never seen this in a porno made after 1990

[–][deleted] 170 points171 points ago

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A true hero doing a truly thankless job. God bless him, and other like him.

[–]TimeTravelMishap 508 points509 points ago

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Nobody likes that god damn angle in porn. He deserves no thanks.

[–]constantly_drunk 109 points110 points ago

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He's just the camera man, not the director. He's just a schmo with more man-ass in his face than we can even fathom, all for the great shots he can get later.

He's doing the Lord's work, this man. He should be commended and given a holiday in his honor.

[–]oligobop 66 points67 points ago

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Imagine the linings of his nostrils. They are caked with a thick layer poo flakes.

[–]SlightlyInsane 15 points16 points ago

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Eww...

[–]slightlystartled 11 points12 points ago

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Can't commit to full-blown insanity, eh?

[–]SlightlyInsane 1 point2 points ago

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Nope. There are some things even I can't stomach.

[–]RockemSockemBrobots 7 points8 points ago

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Poo flakes made me giggle a little...

[–]ihaveacalculator 1 point2 points ago

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'RockemSockemBrobots' made me giggle as well

[–]feureau 2 points3 points ago

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thick layer poo flakes

Are you talking about shit-caked santorum?

[–]malenkylizards 1 point2 points ago

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............................................I don't think you know how butts work...

[–]RdMrcr 18 points19 points ago

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Fucking stupid directors... "HEY U KNOW WATS GONNA BE HOT? LOOKING AT THE GUYS HAIRY ASS AND BALLS OMG SOOO HAWWWT"

[–]Mjilaeck 17 points18 points ago

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GRUNT MORE! YEAH LOUDER, I CAN STILL HEAR THE GIRLS MOANING.

[–]A-SES 8 points9 points ago

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HEY GUYS I HAVE AN IDEA, LET'S RANDOMLY FILM THE GUYS FACE WHEN THINGS ARE GETTING HOT AND HEAVY.

[–]Blue9Nine 2 points3 points ago

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GET A CLOSE UP OF THE FACE...NO, HIS FACE YOU IDIOT!

[–]constantly_drunk 1 point2 points ago

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DROOOOOPPPPING LOAAAAAADSSSSSSSSSS UHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

[–]CRandalPoopenmeier 2 points3 points ago

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he probably is the camera man as well as the writer/director/producer/supporting cast

[–]Condawg 2 points3 points ago

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J-Rock?

[–]TheGuyEveryoneHates 16 points17 points ago*

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Really? I love that angle. I thought the direct shot of the guys ass bobbing up and down was the one people didn't like? (Anyway, I like that one too. But I'm not normal.)

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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I thought the direct shot of the guys ass bobbing up and down was the one people didn't like?...I like that one too.

—TheGuyEveryoneHates

[–]TheGuyEveryoneHates 8 points9 points ago

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My name is apropos. I didn't choose it as a novelty or an irony.

[–]spinlock 1 point2 points ago

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exactly. who the fuck ever decided that a close up of balls was hot?

[–]urbanbanana 15 points16 points ago

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And the look on his face says he knows it.

[–]Locutus-of-Borg 25 points26 points ago

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Smellorama

[–]Duaniss 6 points7 points ago

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"Get your ass out of my face" "Get your face out of my ass"

[–]RetroRodent 4 points5 points ago

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Two great tastes that taste great together?

[–]illmoney 4 points5 points ago

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For some reason the first thing I noticed about this pic was that the dude banging the chick is wearing a shirt. is it me or does it seem odd?

[–]Kiltboy989 2 points3 points ago

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I noticed that he's also standing on tippy-toes. For leverage, obviously.

[–]sufferthekids 7 points8 points ago

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[–]snarkhunter 14 points15 points ago

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Well, feel free to stop doing that shot. The whole "here's five minutes of a dude's balls slapping some chicks ass" kiiiinda doesn't do it for me.

[–]klick37 6 points7 points ago

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"It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it."

[–]SnackPatrol 31 points32 points ago

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What the hell is with that angle? Who in their right mind, even women, goes to look at porn and thinks "MAN, I sure would love a close-up of a guy's clenched buttcheeks and/or asshole right now, also I want the viewpoint to be completely upside-down so I have nothing to relate to in my mind while watching it." Seriously this camera angle fucking SUCKS and is gross as shit. Ban this angle. fuck.

[–]Ferlove 2 points3 points ago

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The cameraman knows that, he is just having a laugh! Trollin' all worldwide fappers.

[–]panerli 19 points20 points ago

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As a girl, I'd rather see the cameraman getting it on than baldy. Not that my opinion matters.

[–]Carg72 3 points4 points ago

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This is an episode of Dirty Jobs that Mike Rowe simply HAS to do.

[–]hitchhikerscottie 11 points12 points ago

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Hi, I'm Mike Rowe, and this is Dirty Jobs.

[–]Hrodebert 4 points5 points ago

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I hate that shot...

[–]GreenGlassDrgn 2 points3 points ago

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See, this is the kind of shit I think about when I see porn. Not the sex. Just the camera guys, the drapes, the books on the shelves, have a look out the window and hope to recognize wherever they are. Same thing with those survival shows.

[–]CrimBoy 4 points5 points ago

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Nobody fucking likes that shot. Amiright? Anyone?

[–]shan034 4 points5 points ago

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lololololol. tippy toes

[–]kmakmayak 2 points3 points ago

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For PORNO!!!!!!!

[–]unseenpuppet 2 points3 points ago

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Now that is a true GGG if I have ever seen one.

[–]terriblymildmannered 3 points4 points ago

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german goo girls is now a meme

[–]aManPerson 1 point2 points ago

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so this guy would be gggGGG?

[–]Kev_koe 2 points3 points ago

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This guy is taking one for fappers everywhere.

[–]Kev_koe 5 points6 points ago

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And she is taking two...

[–]ZeekySantos 2 points3 points ago

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Is it weird that I recognize that set?

[–]iamnotfromtexas90 2 points3 points ago

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i want more of these

[–]griffith12 2 points3 points ago

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What are they filming, Groovy Grandparents?

[–]domasin 1 point2 points ago

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He has a strange likeness to Mike Rowe.

[–]MacNamedDre 1 point2 points ago

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I swear he's one of those "hey it's that guy" actors

[–]Phoequinox 1 point2 points ago

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No one thought to ask who she was?

[–]Pillagerguy 1 point2 points ago

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Worst Angle EVER!

[–]Ciaran500 1 point2 points ago

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Bulldog from Fraiser?

[–]nightmoves35 1 point2 points ago

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saw this on 4chan first

[–]mbnyc1118 1 point2 points ago

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I Don't know why that angle exists. Are any of you fans of it? I've never met a single person who wants to see as much of the guy's cooch and as little of the girl as possible.

[–]supaphly42 1 point2 points ago

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Haha, just watched Zach and Miri again the other night. This reminds me of the scene where he gets shit on while filming.

[–]happiest_tree_friend 1 point2 points ago

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"and on the next episode of dirty jobs"

[–]HarveyMcGhee 0 points1 point ago

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DAT ASS!!

[–]juktd14 4 points5 points ago

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What a shitty job.

[–]gigashadowwolf 1 point2 points ago

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I used to have that job.

[–]Shadowglove 1 point2 points ago

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I do not like that angle! I do not enjoy watching a mans nuts slamming into someone. Clamjammer fo shaw.

[–]joenot443 1 point2 points ago

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You know what, fuck this.

I saw this in a you laugh you lose thread on 4chan just last night.

[–]kittimiyo 0 points1 point ago

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I would have that same exact expression I think, were I in that situation.

[–]haux 0 points1 point ago

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What an assface.

[–]drums_addict 0 points1 point ago

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Hey he and I have the same shoes...

[–]Mellonpopr 0 points1 point ago

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lol man, I'd be wearing a gask mask worthy of a riot.

[–]ubiliquous 0 points1 point ago

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One of the worst jobs

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 0 points1 point ago

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I'd like to see more photos of this nature.

[–]xyroclast 0 points1 point ago

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That would be a terrible job.

[–]billybuckner 0 points1 point ago

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The camera man is like, 'Yup, this is what I do.' In a dejected tone of voice. lol

[–]Balestar 0 points1 point ago

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Where's that clip where the camera man takes a cumshot to the face?

[–]foldthecorners 0 points1 point ago

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ahhhh JESUS!!

[–]Webbernet_Sr_Citizen 0 points1 point ago

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This kills the boner

[–]elclark94 0 points1 point ago

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At school; still clicked it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i always wonder how exactly cameraman holds his boner?

[–]Soylent_Gringo 0 points1 point ago

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while you're jerkin', he's workin'...

[–]BridgetteBane 0 points1 point ago

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I am shocked that the guy is on tip-toe like that. Couldn't they just get him a box to stand on? That can't be comfortable.

[–]joaniesteelie 0 points1 point ago

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I do not envy that man.

[–]NothingJustLooking 0 points1 point ago

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What we don't WANT to see

[–]LordOfGummies 0 points1 point ago

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Those men do the dirty work so we can do some more dirty work.

[–]Captainpanda55 0 points1 point ago

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So you were on /b/ for that laugh/lose thread as well I see.

[–]getchar 0 points1 point ago

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This is maybe the most interesting picture I've seen on Reddit.

[–]Commentits 0 points1 point ago

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Pfft I learned that one from Porn Audiovisual College in Threesome 101

[–]deth_rey 0 points1 point ago

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eh, it's a living.

[–]tehbertl 0 points1 point ago

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IS THAT UWE BOLL

[–]kz_ 0 points1 point ago

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What are the blue boxes on the belt going around him?

[–]confusedbossman 0 points1 point ago

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That is a diving weight belt - I guess so he can get weird angles

[–]poopmonster666 0 points1 point ago

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Saw it on 4chan a few days ago. No one has good OC anymore, do they?

[–]Waff1es 0 points1 point ago

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That the "I Hate My Job" face.