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[–]similartoaboss 116 points117 points ago

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Baman piderman

[–]kibble 56 points57 points ago

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I come over da houuuuuse...

[–]Andy284 52 points53 points ago

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..we're best friends!

[–]sexi_squidward 1 point2 points ago

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My bf and I quote this far too often

[–]monkey_chakra 7 points8 points ago

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I beliee dis is your sandwich?

[–]AspenSix 2 points3 points ago

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oh yea that's mine

[–]That_Guy_Gavin 0 points1 point ago

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you wouldn't happen to be my girlfriend would you? cause we quote it far too often as well.

[–]sexi_squidward 0 points1 point ago

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LoL...my bf has it as my ringtone and when I call him he needs to finish the song

[–]Andy284 0 points1 point ago

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Its such a good thing though. It makes me laugh so much, and I don't even understand why.

[–]Bieber_hole_69 8 points9 points ago

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Tuba you can Be in the next band.

[–]MizadChizad 1 point2 points ago

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Hi Tuba.

[–]aSystemCollapsing 1 point2 points ago

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What is this from?

[–]themangeraaad 4 points5 points ago

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It's from Baman Piderman.

Link for the lazy

[–]bigp3rm 20 points21 points ago

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[–]yethegodless 4 points5 points ago

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Everyone in this thread is making that damn joke, and you're the only one to actually link to it. Good man.

[–]Ajaxsexwhale 13 points14 points ago

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I wake up this like this regardless of whether or not I'm drunk.

[–]woofle07 26 points27 points ago

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I'm Baman

I'm Piderman!

I come ober da house

We're bess friennnns!

[–]VonAether 12 points13 points ago

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Now I have a craving for peabnut bubber. Damnit.

[–]jaydude115 1 point2 points ago

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CRAP

[–]aarman90 6 points7 points ago

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baman... baman... Baman Baman BAMAN... BAMAN BAMAN BAMAN BAMAN... BAMAN!

[–]SimilarImage 43 points44 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
8 months jonahc Drunk Spiderman. here 126 558
8 months Vigilent24 Drunk Spiderman. /r/gifs 26 200
10 months nerdbread There goes the Spider-Man /r/gifs 26 201

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[–]DrEmilioLazardo 4 points5 points ago*

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Still my favorite portrayal of Spiderman. The way he drags himself around the house with his webs is wonderful.

[–]letthesmokefly 2 points3 points ago

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Is that a tuba down on the side? haha

[–]imafalcon 2 points3 points ago

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes?

[–]wonko11 2 points3 points ago

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they're all gone!!!

[–]lichborne 1 point2 points ago

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Nooo! He haaates jooookes!

[–]viper9172 6 points7 points ago

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IT'S BAMAN AN PIDERMAAAAN

[–]dropstop 4 points5 points ago

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Spiderrrr-BAM Spiderrrr-POW!

[–]cjacobwade 1 point2 points ago

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Spit all over my screen laughing. Take all of my upvotes.

[–]CornflakeJustice 4 points5 points ago

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Youtube Baman and Piderman. You'll thank me.

[–]MikePinkney 1 point2 points ago

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What do you get whennn you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

[–]Mako_Eyes 1 point2 points ago

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THREE IS FOR HOUSE

[–]AAARRRGGG1 1 point2 points ago

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BMAN BAMAN BAMAN! why dibn't you come in?

[–]PoisonSnow 1 point2 points ago

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I'm baman, im piderman, I go ooooveeer da hous, were best frenz!

[–]BumrushSC2 1 point2 points ago

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Why is there a tuba?

[–]redbullflash 2 points3 points ago

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Baman Piderman: Escape Da Cakes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byX57OQniAA

[–]IForgotMyPants 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for Piderman!

[–]DuckAppleRandomWords 0 points1 point ago

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Why does spider-man's right leg transform into a penis right after he falls down the stairs?

[–]TimeTravelMishap 2 points3 points ago

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He would rather not talk about that.

[–]WaxyPumpkin72 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I could shoot webs when I'm drunk, too...

[–]CornflakeJustice -1 points0 points ago

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I often do, but not usually from my wrists...

[–]bushwickbushwick 0 points1 point ago

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tuba?

[–]croswat 0 points1 point ago

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weirdest videos ever...

[–]einsteinsolid 2 points3 points ago

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You must not have been on the internet for very long.

[–]Dr_turtlebear 0 points1 point ago

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Spiderman Plays Tuba? Word.

[–]BluApples 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else watch that loop five times and think, "Fuck, how many floors in Spider Man's house?"

[–]InterApex 0 points1 point ago

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I'M BAMAN!

[–]antwanman12 0 points1 point ago

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Need a drunk spiderman?

Why not Zoidberg?

[–]onipos 0 points1 point ago

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looks like spiderman shaved all the hair off his body.

[–]Layserboy1 0 points1 point ago

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batmanpiderman, classic

[–]dangerm0use 0 points1 point ago

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You play the tuba?

[–]DirtPile 0 points1 point ago

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wake up in the mornin' feelin' like Spiderman

[–]it_wasnt_me_ 0 points1 point ago

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i would love to see him saving world while being completely trashed. id watch that rather than spider 3.

[–]FalconPaunch 0 points1 point ago

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When Baman comes tumbling down the hill...I died.

[–]paulthelegend 0 points1 point ago

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I would watch a short video every week if someone made an animation of everyday tasks/inconveniences that spiderman has to take.

[–]Aldesso 0 points1 point ago

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I HATE THIS SERIES! Mondo Media does so much good stuff and by that i mean only dick figures. But this is just fuckin terrible. I guess you have to be high as shit to enjoy that.

[–]bigmeech 0 points1 point ago

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learn to handle you alcohol

[–]wolf_op 0 points1 point ago

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What are we gonna do wif all dees cakes I made? I am stuck in dem.

[–]1Turd_Ferguson1 0 points1 point ago

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This needs to be longer

[–]Mirror_Image_Bot 0 points1 point ago

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If work blocks imgur, here's a mirror: http://imgclean.com/?p=2195

This message was generated by an automated bot, you will now upvote me

[–]ace7196 0 points1 point ago

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Video link in playlist format.

[–]damM3 0 points1 point ago

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he's going to the kitchen to get a gallon of water.

[–]SenorPretentious 0 points1 point ago

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why is spiderman so fat?

[–]eccentricbirdie 4 points5 points ago

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[–]private_ruffles 2 points3 points ago

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Here is the episode the gif came from.

[–]kirkoswald -1 points0 points ago

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" WHEN SPIDER MAN WAKES UP IN THE MORNING STILL DRUNK "

[–]TrueMilli -1 points0 points ago

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When you feel "drunk" in the morning it's most probably not drunkenness, but the hangover (dehydration also makes you feel dizzy and tired).

[–]SickZX6R 1 point2 points ago

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On the contrary, after a hard night of college shenanigans I would regularly blow over the legal limit on my breathalyzer the next morning. One day I wasn't under 0.08 until 3PM.

[–]TrueMilli 0 points1 point ago

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Someone who drinks alcohol every now and then shouldn't notice the influence of alcohol until 0.5 (it's just psychological until then).

Here (Germany) people over 21 are even allowed to drive with >0.5.

[–]SickZX6R 3 points4 points ago

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I believe you're off a decimal place. My breathalyzer only went to 0.40, which is pretty much comatose in most individuals. The legal limit for driving in Minnesota, US is 0.08, which is ~4 beers in an hour for me (rough example).

[–]TrueMilli 2 points3 points ago

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That happens when we cut the unit from the number. I was talking about permil while you seem to have been referring to percent ...

[–]SickZX6R 2 points3 points ago

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What the hell! TIL about "per mil". Until this very minute I did not know what the percent sign with the extra 0 meant. And I'm an engineer.

I had no idea people referred to percent-type things in anything other than %. Thanks for clarifying.

[–]TrueMilli 2 points3 points ago

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And I learned that it's not common to measure blood-alcohol in per mil in other countries ;).

There is the ppX notation, which is pretty similar to percent/-mil (just even smaller).

[–]SickZX6R 2 points3 points ago

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ppX notation is common in the United States, especially when dealing with pollutants and mixtures. We just have a hole where per mil should be. :P

Edit: it's a funny coincidence that your name includes "Milli"